The Universal Die - Fortune [possible satire]

monsterwizardOk so I know javascript, PHP, perl in some detail. However, I want to become good at one. I was thinking Perl?
rindolfmonsterwizard: roll a die.
monsterwizardrindolf the die showed a 7 :S
rindolfmonsterwizard: heh.
hmmlol
rindolfmonsterwizard: strange die.
hmmthrow away the die
* rindolfthrows the die at hmm
* hmmcatches
rindolfdie, die, die!
* hmmwants to live
rindolfhmm: but the die wants to die.
rindolfTake it out of its misery.
hmmwho knows, even the die isn't ready to die
rindolfhmm: dice should be diced.
rindolfdice on ice.
hmmyeah, go dice the dice
Channel##programming
NetworkFreenode
Published2011-11-17