I Wanna Be a Hacker - Fortune [possible satire]

* hackerhackingcan(~hackingca@117.202.19.189) has joined ##programming
hackerhackingcanHi friends
hackerhackingcanI am also new to hacking
rindolfhackerhackingcan: hi.
rindolfhackerhackingcan: I hope you mean software development - not computer intrusion.
hackerhackingcanwhat means intrusion?
rindolfhackerhackingcan: it means breaking into other people’s systems.
hackerhackingcanI want to hack the internet websites like Google and facebook
rindolfhackerhackingcan: hack?
hackerhackingcancan you help please?
rindolfhackerhackingcan: hack into?
hackerhackingcanyes I am new but I will try and learn
hackerhackingcanbut can you help me rindolf?
rindolfhackerhackingcan: we won’t help you break into systems.
pkkmwut? hack into Google?
rindolfhackerhackingcan: with what?
hackerhackingcanhack into facebook Google and internet
rindolfhackerhackingcan: we build systems - not break them.
hackerhackingcanplease?
rindolfhackerhackingcan: http://catb.org/~esr/writings/unix-koans/script-kiddie.html
rindolfhackerhackingcan: if you want to learn how to program, we can help you.
rindolfhackerhackingcan: but trying to break into computer systems will only get you in trouble.
hackerhackingcanI can do programming in html
rindolfhackerhackingcan: HTML is not a programming language.
hackerhackingcanis that enough for hacking?
vinleodhackerhackingcan: There’s no such things as programming in HTML.
hackerhackingcanI can also do hacks in cmd
vinleodAh, a script kiddie.
hackerhackingcanwhat you mean by script kiddie?
hackerhackingcanOK now I know
hackerhackingcanyou all don't want other people to know about hacking
hackerhackingcanso you say like this
rindolfhackerhackingcan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Script_kiddie
hackerhackingcanso you abused me by calling me script kiddie?
hackerhackingcanWhen I become a good hacker I will hack you also
vinleodhackerhackingcan: Good luck with that. bye bye.
rindolfhackerhackingcan: OK, you have been warned.
hackerhackingcanwhy warn?
rindolfhackerhackingcan: try hacking into the IP address 127.0.0.1
vinleodhackerhackingcan: I bet you can’t log into that computer and delete all of its files.
luke_chackerhackingscan: After that, try to DDOS 192.168.1.1
hackerhackingcanis 127.0.0.1 your ip?
Ethelimwhy’d you give him my IP ffs?
Ethelimdon’t try it, you wouldn’t get in anyway. I have it locked down tightly
vinleodhackerhackingcan: So, here’s the situation. We don’t condone illegal activity. We don’t suggest that people attempt illegal activity. We don’t like people who do illegal activity. We a programmers. We like to write programs. We like to solve interesting problems. We like to solve interesting puzzles.
rindolfhackerhackingcan: if you haven’t noticed, I’ve become op.
rindolfhackerhackingcan: and I can /kick you and /kickban you.
vinleodhackerhackingcan: Now, if you’d like be a good, productive member of society and learn to program, we can help with that, but we won’t spoon feed you either.
hackerhackingcanhahah whose is this ip 192.168.1.1? Your password is admin haha
Ethelimis he for real?
vinleodEthelim: I doubt it.
hackerhackingcan192.168.1.1 I am changing your password then call me kid
rindolfEthelim: he seems like a bad troll.
rindolfBut an amusing one.
jrslepakrindolf: depends on how many times you’ve heard the joke in the recent past
Ethelimdude, you wouldn’t get in there. And even if you did all you’d be able to do is reset the guy’s connection
hackerhackingcanI will reset it
* Ethelimwaits for "someone’s" closed connection
mst"Quit: Leaving"
vinleodI saw that coming a mile away/
JabbaWokieelol
mstnot an actual fell-off-the-internet
mstreasonable exit though
mstoh, and now he’s back with a new nick
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TaglineFrom HTML to Hacking Google in Ten Easy Steps
Published2012-02-13