##programming about Real Programmers - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfChekov: I disagree with what ESR says in TAOUP that you shouldn't apply factor optimisations. I think they can make a very large difference.
rindolfChekov: he seems to imply you should wait until computers are fast enough.
rindolfProblem is people don't want to upgrade and if a competing program (maybe a fork ) is much faster, then some of them will switch.
rindolfPrograms being speedy is one thing that makes me happy.
rindolfI love all the work the KDE people did in making KDE-4.6.0 fast.
vanguardrindolf: awesome blog link!
rindolfAnd I enjoy the fact that Pidgin is much faster than Kopete (and also less buggy).
rindolfI've used Kopete for far too long.
osoleverindolf: switch to Irssi and Bitlbee! :D
rindolfvanguard: yes.
rindolfvanguard: though they failed on Google Wave.
rindolfosoleve: nah, I like Pidgin.
rindolfosoleve: it's fast enough for me.
rindolfosoleve: and I also prefer XChat.
osolevebut is it nerdy enough?
rindolfosoleve: I'm not trying to be a Ubergeek.
rindolfosoleve: real men use Xmonad!
vanguardHey, it is not Uber but Über ... :D
rindolfreal programmers use butterflies.
Chekovreal programmers are Tao
osolevereal programmers flip bits by hand
Chekovreal programmers speak assembly
rindolfChuck Norris is a real programmer who implements the most optimised machines for solving a problem out of physical atoms.
vanguardreal programmers use a nice editor and a programming language and get done in less than O(N!)
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Published2011-03-19