Reindeers, Tomatoes and Nicks - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfdazjorz: I considered switching my default nick to "shlomif", because that's how most people know me.
dazjorzrindolf: yeah, it's your alternative nick now right?
rindolfdazjorz: but then XChat 2 reverted to the old nick and I was too lazy.
unrealYou seem to have many, well, stupid friends, rindolf :P
rindolfdazjorz: yes, I have it registered.
rindolfunreal: stupid?
Zuurindolf, noo! what to do about the tomato then? fish don't have big tomato noses!
rindolfZuu: fish?
rindolfZuu: I'll give you a tomato.
Zuugood question
rindolfI'll give you the tomato back.
Zuuwhere do i get fish from
Zuuno no, keep it :D
rindolfZuu: my last name is Fish.
* tommy_the-dragonslaps Zuu with a fish
tommy_the-dragonthere ya go
dazjorzrindolf: I just registered 'sjors'
* rindolfgives a fish to Zuu
dazjorzrindolf: as a nick.
Zuurindolf, that is just absurd, a reindeer with 'fish' as surname...
Zuuyour parents must have hated you
rindolfOpen source: "everyone contributes a fish, and in exchange everyone gets their own ocean."
rindolfdazjorz: ah, cool.
Zuutommy_the-dragon, does dragons eat other animals, like fish?
unrealOcean == Big Momma's Bath?
rindolfZuu: I'm not a reindeer - I just play one on T.V.
tommy_the-dragonnot fish...
tommy_the-dragonjust reindeers
Zuutommy_the-dragon, what about fake TV reindeers ?
ZuuNice :D
rindolfunreal: no, the whole enchilada.
rindolftommy_the-dragon: LOL.
tommy_the-dragonand enchiladas
dazjorzrindolf: I know someone whose nick is Stonehead, he made his three-letter acronym stn, but usually it's letters from the first name
dazjorzuh
dazjorzthe full name
dazjorzyours could be shf for example, and everybody would know "hey, that's Shlomi"
dazjorzbut I'm at most sg, so I need to borrow another letter somewhere, or make it daz or just sjors
* dazjorzthinks
tommy_the-dragonmy cat eats flies...
rindolfdazjorz: I hate these three letter acronyms.
ZuuShlomi really sounds like some dish made of reindeer
tommy_the-dragonbut he's lucky because i don't eat cats
rindolfZuu: heh.
unrealheh
rindolftommy_the-dragon: I didn't know dragons had cats.
dazjorzwhat's the name of the red-nosed reindeer again?
Zuuit sounds edible at least
dazjorzoh rudolf :)
rindolfdazjorz: Randolph.
dazjorzoh
unrealI used to have a friend whose nick was "crap"
rindolfunreal: wow.
dazjorz<someguy> crap, someone stole my bicycle
dazjorz<crap> OK?
rindolfdazjorz: heh.
dazjorzrindolf: why don't you like the three-letter acronyms?
rindolfdazjorz: often too confusing.
rindolfdazjorz: and two easy to mistype.
rindolfdazjorz: and not too memorable.
unrealLIS.
dazjorzthree easy to mistype, I think
rindolfAnd often hard to pronounce.
dazjorzmaybe I'll just go with sjors
rindolftoo easy. Freudian.
rindolfdazjorz: yes, I think that's a good idea.
unreal(Lies, I say!)
dazjorzhehe, rindolf++ # Freudian
Zuuor you could pick something girly and hope people will treat you nicer :)
rindolfdazjorz: have you played with the farnsworth bot yet?
rindolfZuu: RinGirl
rindolfThough nicks with "Girl " in them tend to draw too much attention.
Zuunah, it cant contain 'girl' that just seems fake
dazjorzrindolf: I have
dazjorzrindolf: remind me to fix knotify, khtml, and quassel :(
rindolfdazjorz: nice.
rindolfdazjorz: using MemoServ?
dazjorzrindolf: the bugs annoy me, a lot, but I never get around to actually trying to fix them
rindolfZuu: maybe I should call myself "Shlomi". Americans will think I'm a girl.
Zuuyeah, it kinda have a girlish sound to it
dazjorzrindolf: call yourself "Shloma", Dutch people will think you're over sixty and female
rindolfdazjorz: heh.
dazjorzlet me rephrase that
dazjorzDutch people will think you're female... and over sixty
dazjorz(oma = grandma)
rindolfdazjorz: ah.
unrealkloot.
rindolfIn Hebrew nouns that end with "ah" tend to be feminine.
dazjorzShlomah?
rindolfSeriously now, if I change my nick it will be to shlomif.
dazjorzlet's change our nicks at the same time
rindolfWell, in Shlomi's case it would be Shlomith.
dazjorzI will be sjors, you will be shlomif
rindolfdazjorz: OK.
* rindolfis now known as shlomif
dazjorzshit, now I have to
Zuuwhat does "shlomif" even mean ?
* dazjorzis now known as sjors
sjorsZuu: Shlomi = his first name, f = the first letter of his last name
shlomifsjors: hi.
shlomifZuu: Shlomi Fish.
sjorshi shlomif
shlomifHi sjors
tommy_the-dragonwhere does rindolf come into it?
shlomifsjors: my nick is longer than yours.
Zuuoh lol, and i just said his name sound girly :P
* Zuupat pats shlomif ^^
shlomiftommy_the-dragon: Rindolf was a dwarven warrior I played in AD&D.
tommy_the-dragonahh OK
* shlomifgives Zuu his tomato back.
Zuu:<
shlomifSince I'm no longer a reindeer.
sjorsshlomif: that's just to compensate against something you have that's way shorter than mine
shlomifsjors: LOL.
shlomifsjors++
ZuuErhmm.. shlomif! how come there's this big hole in it?
tommy_the-dragonsorry...
tommy_the-dragonmy bad
ZuuHehe
* shlomifdoesn't like raw tomatoes.
shlomifBut I eat them with pasta, etc.
shlomifOr as meat sauce.
Zuuor in sandwiches
shlomifsjors: anyway, welcome to ##programming
Zuuor on reindeer nose
shlomifsjors: I'll probably revert to "rindolf" after next disconnect.
shlomifZuu: after you cook the entire reindeer.
* shlomifis a reindeer cannibal.
shlomifWell, rindolf is.
Zuuyes, but he ran away
shlomifI also like dried and olive oiled tomatoes.
sjorsshlomif: I just changed my clients' settings to reconnect as sjors, too
shlomifWell, I think I'll go to sleep.
shlomifsjors: ah.
sjorsshlomif: it'll probably take a while to "adapt" to sjors instead of dazjorz
shlomifsjors: well, enjoy your new nick.
sjorsand I still have dazjorz.com, and not sjors.anything
* Zuutugs shlomif in
sjorsthanks ;)
shlomifZuu: thanks.
* Zuuquickly squeezes a fresh tomato onto shlomif's nose
sjorsshlomif: sjors.biz and sjors.mobi at most
* shlomifdoesn't have rindolf.{com,org,net} etc.
shlomifsjors: maybe sjors.in
shlomifI got a shlom.in
sjorssjors.indahou.se
shlomifsjors: heh.
sjorssjors.ac, sjors.ag, sjors.am, sjors.at
sjorshehe sjors.me
sjorssjors.pl, too bad i don't really do perl any more
shlomifsjors: there's also .sh
sjorssjors.sh, too bad I don't really do shell script a lot
shlomifOr .im
sjorssjors.tv, too bad I don't really watch..
tommy_the-dragondo you own a mobile?
shlomif.tv are pretty costly.
sjorsmeh I don't like sjors. anyway, so I'll just keep dazjorz for everything
tommy_the-dragonyeah what's with that (the price of .tv)?
shlomiftommy_the-dragon: it's the foundation of the economy of Tuvalu.
Channel##programming
NetworkFreenode
TaglineReindeers, Tomatoes and Normalising Nicks
Published2009-12-14