| rindolf | dazjorz: I considered switching my default nick to "shlomif", because that's how most people know me. |
| dazjorz | rindolf: yeah, it's your alternative nick now right? |
| rindolf | dazjorz: but then XChat 2 reverted to the old nick and I was too lazy. |
| unreal | You seem to have many, well, stupid friends, rindolf :P |
| rindolf | dazjorz: yes, I have it registered. |
| rindolf | unreal: stupid? |
| Zuu | rindolf, noo! what to do about the tomato then? fish don't have big tomato noses! |
| rindolf | Zuu: fish? |
| rindolf | Zuu: I'll give you a tomato. |
| Zuu | good question |
| rindolf | I'll give you the tomato back. |
| Zuu | where do i get fish from |
| Zuu | no no, keep it :D |
| rindolf | Zuu: my last name is Fish. |
| * tommy_the-dragon | slaps Zuu with a fish |
| tommy_the-dragon | there ya go |
| dazjorz | rindolf: I just registered 'sjors' |
| * rindolf | gives a fish to Zuu |
| dazjorz | rindolf: as a nick. |
| Zuu | rindolf, that is just absurd, a reindeer with 'fish' as surname... |
| Zuu | your parents must have hated you |
| rindolf | Open source: "everyone contributes a fish, and in exchange everyone gets their own ocean." |
| rindolf | dazjorz: ah, cool. |
| Zuu | tommy_the-dragon, does dragons eat other animals, like fish? |
| unreal | Ocean == Big Momma's Bath? |
| rindolf | Zuu: I'm not a reindeer - I just play one on T.V. |
| tommy_the-dragon | not fish... |
| tommy_the-dragon | just reindeers |
| Zuu | tommy_the-dragon, what about fake TV reindeers ? |
| Zuu | Nice :D |
| rindolf | unreal: no, the whole enchilada. |
| rindolf | tommy_the-dragon: LOL. |
| tommy_the-dragon | and enchiladas |
| dazjorz | rindolf: I know someone whose nick is Stonehead, he made his three-letter acronym stn, but usually it's letters from the first name |
| dazjorz | uh |
| dazjorz | the full name |
| dazjorz | yours could be shf for example, and everybody would know "hey, that's Shlomi" |
| dazjorz | but I'm at most sg, so I need to borrow another letter somewhere, or make it daz or just sjors |
| * dazjorz | thinks |
| tommy_the-dragon | my cat eats flies... |
| rindolf | dazjorz: I hate these three letter acronyms. |
| Zuu | Shlomi really sounds like some dish made of reindeer |
| tommy_the-dragon | but he's lucky because i don't eat cats |
| rindolf | Zuu: heh. |
| unreal | heh |
| rindolf | tommy_the-dragon: I didn't know dragons had cats. |
| dazjorz | what's the name of the red-nosed reindeer again? |
| Zuu | it sounds edible at least |
| dazjorz | oh rudolf :) |
| rindolf | dazjorz: Randolph. |
| dazjorz | oh |
| unreal | I used to have a friend whose nick was "crap" |
| rindolf | unreal: wow. |
| dazjorz | <someguy> crap, someone stole my bicycle |
| dazjorz | <crap> OK? |
| rindolf | dazjorz: heh. |
| dazjorz | rindolf: why don't you like the three-letter acronyms? |
| rindolf | dazjorz: often too confusing. |
| rindolf | dazjorz: and two easy to mistype. |
| rindolf | dazjorz: and not too memorable. |
| unreal | LIS. |
| dazjorz | three easy to mistype, I think |
| rindolf | And often hard to pronounce. |
| dazjorz | maybe I'll just go with sjors |
| rindolf | too easy. Freudian. |
| rindolf | dazjorz: yes, I think that's a good idea. |
| unreal | (Lies, I say!) |
| dazjorz | hehe, rindolf++ # Freudian |
| Zuu | or you could pick something girly and hope people will treat you nicer :) |
| rindolf | dazjorz: have you played with the farnsworth bot yet? |
| rindolf | Zuu: RinGirl |
| rindolf | Though nicks with "Girl " in them tend to draw too much attention. |
| Zuu | nah, it cant contain 'girl' that just seems fake |
| dazjorz | rindolf: I have |
| dazjorz | rindolf: remind me to fix knotify, khtml, and quassel :( |
| rindolf | dazjorz: nice. |
| rindolf | dazjorz: using MemoServ? |
| dazjorz | rindolf: the bugs annoy me, a lot, but I never get around to actually trying to fix them |
| rindolf | Zuu: maybe I should call myself "Shlomi". Americans will think I'm a girl. |
| Zuu | yeah, it kinda have a girlish sound to it |
| dazjorz | rindolf: call yourself "Shloma", Dutch people will think you're over sixty and female |
| rindolf | dazjorz: heh. |
| dazjorz | let me rephrase that |
| dazjorz | Dutch people will think you're female... and over sixty |
| dazjorz | (oma = grandma) |
| rindolf | dazjorz: ah. |
| unreal | kloot. |
| rindolf | In Hebrew nouns that end with "ah" tend to be feminine. |
| dazjorz | Shlomah? |
| rindolf | Seriously now, if I change my nick it will be to shlomif. |
| dazjorz | let's change our nicks at the same time |
| rindolf | Well, in Shlomi's case it would be Shlomith. |
| dazjorz | I will be sjors, you will be shlomif |
| rindolf | dazjorz: OK. |
| * rindolf | is now known as shlomif |
| dazjorz | shit, now I have to |
| Zuu | what does "shlomif" even mean ? |
| * dazjorz | is now known as sjors |
| sjors | Zuu: Shlomi = his first name, f = the first letter of his last name |
| shlomif | sjors: hi. |
| shlomif | Zuu: Shlomi Fish. |
| sjors | hi shlomif |
| shlomif | Hi sjors |
| tommy_the-dragon | where does rindolf come into it? |
| shlomif | sjors: my nick is longer than yours. |
| Zuu | oh lol, and i just said his name sound girly :P |
| * Zuu | pat pats shlomif ^^ |
| shlomif | tommy_the-dragon: Rindolf was a dwarven warrior I played in AD&D. |
| tommy_the-dragon | ahh OK |
| * shlomif | gives Zuu his tomato back. |
| Zuu | :< |
| shlomif | Since I'm no longer a reindeer. |
| sjors | shlomif: that's just to compensate against something you have that's way shorter than mine |
| shlomif | sjors: LOL. |
| shlomif | sjors++ |
| Zuu | Erhmm.. shlomif! how come there's this big hole in it? |
| tommy_the-dragon | sorry... |
| tommy_the-dragon | my bad |
| Zuu | Hehe |
| * shlomif | doesn't like raw tomatoes. |
| shlomif | But I eat them with pasta, etc. |
| shlomif | Or as meat sauce. |
| Zuu | or in sandwiches |
| shlomif | sjors: anyway, welcome to ##programming |
| Zuu | or on reindeer nose |
| shlomif | sjors: I'll probably revert to "rindolf" after next disconnect. |
| shlomif | Zuu: after you cook the entire reindeer. |
| * shlomif | is a reindeer cannibal. |
| shlomif | Well, rindolf is. |
| Zuu | yes, but he ran away |
| shlomif | I also like dried and olive oiled tomatoes. |
| sjors | shlomif: I just changed my clients' settings to reconnect as sjors, too |
| shlomif | Well, I think I'll go to sleep. |
| shlomif | sjors: ah. |
| sjors | shlomif: it'll probably take a while to "adapt" to sjors instead of dazjorz |
| shlomif | sjors: well, enjoy your new nick. |
| sjors | and I still have dazjorz.com, and not sjors.anything |
| * Zuu | tugs shlomif in |
| sjors | thanks ;) |
| shlomif | Zuu: thanks. |
| * Zuu | quickly squeezes a fresh tomato onto shlomif's nose |
| sjors | shlomif: sjors.biz and sjors.mobi at most |
| * shlomif | doesn't have rindolf.{com,org,net} etc. |
| shlomif | sjors: maybe sjors.in |
| shlomif | I got a shlom.in |
| sjors | sjors.indahou.se |
| shlomif | sjors: heh. |
| sjors | sjors.ac, sjors.ag, sjors.am, sjors.at |
| sjors | hehe sjors.me |
| sjors | sjors.pl, too bad i don't really do perl any more |
| shlomif | sjors: there's also .sh |
| sjors | sjors.sh, too bad I don't really do shell script a lot |
| shlomif | Or .im |
| sjors | sjors.tv, too bad I don't really watch.. |
| tommy_the-dragon | do you own a mobile? |
| shlomif | .tv are pretty costly. |
| sjors | meh I don't like sjors. anyway, so I'll just keep dazjorz for everything |
| tommy_the-dragon | yeah what's with that (the price of .tv)? |
| shlomif | tommy_the-dragon: it's the foundation of the economy of Tuvalu. |