Turing Hard - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfPythack now was able to get the fc-solve test suite up and running.
Zuueh?!
* Zuusolves rindolf
rindolfZuu: http://fc-solve.berlios.de/
rindolfZuu: I am not solvable.
rindolfI am Turing hard.
Zuu:S
* Zuunever heard of anything called 'turing hard'
joeyadamslol. Zuu's probabilistic, so maybe he can solve you.
Zuubut i guess i have now
joeyadamsFormal definition of Turing hard: blah blah blah hard blah blah Turing blah.
ZuuHahahaha :D
joeyadamsWikipedia: Given a set X in P(N), a set A in N is called Turing hard for X if X <=_T A for all X in X. If additionally A is in X, then A is called Turing complete for X.
joeyadamsDoes that clarify?
joeyadams(see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_reduction for the actual math symbols)
* joeyadamsassumes you get the point
Zuuyeah, i think i'll have to put significant time into that, for me to comprehend it :)
Zuubut maybe i will, some day :P
joeyadamsMy point is that people like to use mumbo jumbo to describe more concise mumbo jumbo.
joeyadamsE.g. A problem is NP-hard if it is at least as hard as all the problems in NP.
Zuui understand enough of it, to be fairly confident that rindolf being turing hard, will not say much about his ability to be solved
joeyadamsI'm guessing Turing-hard means you can't solve a problem with a Turing machine (e.g. the halting problem)
joeyadams(substitute Turing machine with "your computer" :) )
Zuuno, turing hard has something to do with expressiveness
joeyadamsokay, Zuu > joeyadams, so I can't help you :)
* Zuutickles joeyadams ^^
joeyadamsA delicious apple is any fruit ∈ apple that is at least as tasty as any other fruit ∈ apple.
joeyadamsIn other words, apples are in the set of recursively nommable fruits.
rindolfjoeyadams: what's up?
joeyadamsI'm babbling.
rindolfjoeyadams: Apple is one of my least favourite fruits.
* Zuuwatches a number of apples that recursively NOM's each other
rindolfIt tends to be too commonplace.
rindolfOr simpleton.
joeyadamswhoops, my logic is incorrect
joeyadamsOnly delicious apples are ∈ the nommable fruits.
joeyadams(recursively is just a word you throw in to sound smart)
* ZuuNOMs joeyadams :>
rindolfjoeyadams: a friend of one of my sisters said that Apple is his favourite fruit.
rindolfTa-zuu!
* joeyadamshas quit (Read error: 104 (Connection nommed by peer))
Zuuyeah, unfortunately a lot of people throw with a lot of words to sound smart :/
Zuumy favourite fruit is a recursive banana!
joeyadamsalthough it certainly helps to use complex terminology to solve complex problems. As Aristophanes said, "High thoughts must have high language."
Zuu.. along with immutable polymorphic pears
joeyadamsZuu> I guess you have to peel it indefinitely?
joeyadamslol
ZuuHahah, yeah :P
joeyadamsI tend to eat bananas in deterministic polynomial time.
Zuui eat them in linear time, but uses exponential space
joeyadamslol
rindolfHeh.
joeyadamseww
Channel##programming
NetworkFreenode
TaglineTuring Hard
Published2009-12-14