What is Qantor? - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfWhat should I do now?
rindolfI'll work on Text-Qantor.
rindolfIt's so great not to have a job.
Zuuyeah, if someone else pays for the food it sure is :D
Zuualso, i don't really understand much of what you just told me :P
* Zuuputs a stick into the Text-Qantor
rindolfZuu: Qantor == Qantor ain't no TeX/Troff oh really.
rindolfIt's a typesetting system I'm working on.
* Zuuhates the name
Zuuit makes me kinda mad actually :/
rindolfZuu: :-)
rindolfZuu: maybe it will grow on you.
rindolfZuu: some people I know named a browser suckass.
Zuu:(
rindolfI refused to work on it.
Zuusee that's a name!
rindolfZuu: heh.
Zuui didn't mean that BTW :)
Zuusuckass is kinda... unkind
rindolfOK, now I should write an http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ transformation.
rindolfI'll start from something I already have.
ZuuBut the "X ain't no <something related>" is just a lame naming convention IMHO
Zuuyeah, work on some XSLT facts :D
rindolfZuu: just call it Qantor then.
rindolfWithout the mnemonics.
Zuubut anyone interested will learn that it's an abbreviation
Zuujust by the fact that it's recursive makes me want to kill myself a little bit more :P
rindolfZuu: do me a break and kill yourself.
Zuu:>
rindolfLess Zuus - more grass for evil reindeers like me to feed on.
Channel##programming
NetworkFreenode
TaglineWhat is Qantor?
Published2009-12-14