Your Emacs is so fat - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfDeiu: which editor are you using?
DeiuUgh, let me catch up with the convo first
DeiuAnd yeah, I use vim too
rindolfDeiu: ah good. If you were using Eight Megabytes And Continuously Swapping , I would have to swap you with it!
rindolfI have a column of vim tips on one of my blogs.
rindolfI also like Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-Shift.
rindolfThere are a lot of jokes about Emacs.
ZuuThere are lots of jokes about your mom too ;)
rindolfZuu: eMom
Zuueh?
rindolfe-Macs -> eMum
rindolf"Your Mom is so fat, only Emacs takes more memory than her."
Zuunope, doesn't work
rindolfZuu: :-(
ZuuYour emacs is so fat that your mom could fit in it
rindolfHeh.
Zuuahhh, yes, much better
rindolfZuu++
Zuu:P
→dbmhas joined ##programming
* rindolfstores some key/value pairs in dbm
* Zuustores some moms in dbm
dbmlol
rindolfZuu: you overflowed him.
Zuu:>
dbm;)
rindolfOr her, don't know.
rindolfthem.
dbm'him'
rindolfOK.
rindolfdbm: I don't recall your nick.
dbmdbm= don't bother me
rindolfdon't be mean.
dbm;)
Zuuor: do bother me
Channel##programming
NetworkFreenode
TaglineYour Emacs is so fat
Published2009-12-14