rindolf | «Who would win in a fight? Charlemagne, Charles Dickens, Charles Darwin or Carlos "Chuck" Norris? If Summer Glau was the arbiter, she would just kill all of them and declare herself the winner.» |
Frowardd | CHARLAMAGNE |
Frowardd | dickens and darwin would die from being old |
rindolf | Also: «Chuck Norris round house kicks doors open instead of using their keys. Summer Glau makes sure doors are open using her mind.» |
Frowardd | Chuck Norris would try to do some internet kung fu and fall over and break his hip |
thomas0comer | Chuck Norris is kinda old, can he still even manage a roundhouse? |
rindolf | thomas0comer: don't know. |
XanT | Dickens would always win by virtue of some rich contact/relative doing right by him. |
Frowardd | charlamaaaaaaaagne would rise from his grave as an angry fucked up drunk skeleton and stab everyone |
rindolf | Frowardd: heh. |
SpicyLemon | Charlemagne would come back as a Pokemon. |
thomas0comer | Dickens and Darwin would probably either get along well or debate vigorously while Charlemagne cuts Chuck Norris' legs off |
diogenes | Chuck Norris once fought bruce lee and now bruce lee is dead! |
Hawat | Causality! |
Bucket | Post hoc, ergo propter hoc, motherfucker! |