| rindolf | Bucket: FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION. |
| Bucket | rindolf: I already had it that way |
| ephphatha | time to kick aliens into orbit |
| rindolf | It's not a failure, it's a motivation to improve. |
| njsg | rindolf: failure is always an option except when your goal is to fail |
| njsg | </fortune-cookie> |
| njsg | rindolf: except in bed |
| Bucket | I get great sex, except in bed. |
| rindolf | njsg: heh. |
| rindolf | njsg: in bed? Do you mean I make mistakes while sleeping? |
| rindolf | njsg: "What is your favourite position? CTO!" |
| Walther | Failures in bed mean you have sex that isn’t type-safe; otherwise you would catch the errors at compile time |
| rindolf | Walther: heh, LOL. |
| Walther | also, Haskell<3 |
| njsg | I have a lipht, my sex has no separate compile time |
| Walther | bwhaha |
| * Walther | has changed the topic to: It's programming language + sex hour at #xkcd! | SCOTUS says [corporate] religious freedom trumps equal benefits for women in 5-4 ruling, FML | Weekly Coffee Appreciation Day | It's put The0x539 in bucket hour! | mint hour | (association football) | knockout talk time | https://www.humblebundle.com/sgdq Ch |
| njsg | wasn't there an UI toolkit called "sex"? |
| Fephisto | sex-purity |
| SirCmpwn | I once wrote an assembler called .orgASM |
| SirCmpwn | (.org is an assembler directive) |
| bhuddah | maybe we should invent the scripting language "innuendo" |
| rindolf | Walther: Haskell Sex! |
| rindolf | Walther: http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=sharp-perlcafe-aleenas-little-perl-boys - see also this on #perlcafe many years ago. |
| njsg | bhuddah: for inno setup, sounds like a good name |
| Walther | rindolf: wonder if that can be pure, or just an IO action |
| Walther | (if you know what i mean) |
| tomatosalad | SirCmpwn: rcombs is always talking about libass |
| bhuddah | njsg: and you get exactly what you asked for. |
| njsg | Haskell Sex is great, but you don't remember any of it on the next morning, because it has no state |
| rindolf | Walther: with Lady_Aleena who became Mistress_Aleena and Madame_Aleena. |
| SirCmpwn | tomatosalad: well, yeah |
| rindolf | njsg: heh, LOL. |
| SirCmpwn | he's an irrational wizard |
| rindolf | njsg: you crack me up. |
| rindolf | njsg: maybe we need something like Smalltalk sex with a persistent VM. |
| rindolf | Squeak FTW! |
| njsg | lisp, as one of the only languages which can truly return multiple values, is the only way to have true multiple orgasms as a result of sex |
| rindolf | Heh, someone I know will get the kick out of this conversation. |
| Walther | rindolf: :'D |
| rindolf | Geek pseudo sex-talk. |
| Walther | Stateless sex could be a bit difficult to reach though, as it'd require a REST api, and you just might fall asleep |
| rindolf | njsg: heh. |
| rindolf | Walther: heh. |
| rindolf | Walther++ |
| Walther | OTOH clean, stateful sex should be easy, with SOAP |
| rindolf | Walther: SOAP! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| * Walther | puts stateful sex with a SOAP in Bucket |
| * Bucket | hands Walther another serving of rat oh vah in exchange for stateful sex with a SOAP |
| rindolf | Walther: /me runs away in the opposite direction. No amount of sex is worth having to deal with SOAP. |
| rindolf | There are some things even I won't do for sex. |
| njsg | rindolf: just have sex over TCP, looks like a good protocol |
| rindolf | And SOAP is one of them. |
| njsg | crushes are UDP, love is TCP, sex is SOAP over HTTP |
| Walther | and then there's the weird kid with the gopher |
| rindolf | Well, I refuse to get paid to write Java enterprise software - http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/Emma-Watson-applying-for-a-software-dev-job/ . |
| rindolf | njsg: heh. |
| njsg | at least nobody mentioned COBRA yet, others would go all OMG |