Shlomi Fish’s Chuck Norris Fact #69 - Fortune

Shlomi Fish’s Chuck Norris Fact #69

When Chuck Norris drops a cat, it falls on its back so it won’t lose eye contact with Chuck.

Corroloary: If Chuck Norris had dropped his toasts, they would have fallen on the dry side, so they would have stayed on his good side. But Chuck Norris never drops toasts.

Author Shlomi Fish and ZadYree
Work Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends