Shlomi’s Friend: You will take good care of this book, right?
Shlomi: Oh, don't worry! I’ll just tear the paper apart, burn it, dip it in sulphuric acid, radiate anti-matter on it, and teleport it to a black hole.
Shlomi’s Friend: That’s it? I do it to it every day.
Author | Shlomi Fish |
Work | Aphorisms Collection |
Published | 2015-06-14 |