Taking Good Care of a Book - Fortune

Taking Good Care of a Book

Shlomi’s Friend: You will take good care of this book, right?

Shlomi: Oh, don't worry! I’ll just tear the paper apart, burn it, dip it in sulphuric acid, radiate anti-matter on it, and teleport it to a black hole.

Shlomi’s Friend: That’s it? I do it to it every day.

Author Shlomi Fish
Work Aphorisms Collection