The Ultimate Goal of One's Programming - Fortune [possible satire]

rp21i think I'm too critical to be a programmer ...
rindolfrp21: do you mean you're too perfectionist?
Su-Sheeyeah sure. there's something like "too good code".
rindolfSu-Shee: print "Hello World!\n"; - that's good code.
rindolfOr maybe say "Hello World!";
rindolfCan't be improved.
rp21hey, why did my nick change?
rp2yes it may be perfectionism
rindolfrp2: ah, sucks.
rp2E.g.: i want to get all columns from a database table in Perl
rp2now my problem is that i want to write code that works with a variety of databases and both on windows and Linux
rp2it seems that as soon as i have found a way to overcome a particular restriction, i mentally add another and spend my time trying to overcome that too, sometimes losing track of the reason i started the script
rindolfrp2: heh.
rp2if i were a better programmer I'd get through the hurdles quicker and end up with solvesworldhunger.pl
rp2except that I'd probably finish Perl 7 to write it in first
rindolfrp2: well, some of my programs outgrow their original purpose too.
rindolfrp2: :-D
rp2except that it'd never get finished because I'd first fix the OSes it's supposed to run on,
rp2etc etc
rp2raaaah!
rindolfrp2: you should hire Chuck Norris.
rp2yes
rindolfChuck Norris can end world hunger, but he thinks that hungry people make humanity a more challenging adversary.
rindolfIf everyone had enough to eat, it would be too easy for him.
rindolf;-)
minoChuck Norris also writes understandable perl code... *scnr*
rindolfmino: LOL.
rindolfmino: Chuck Norris can read Perl code that was RSA encrypted.
minorindolf: is there any difference to unencrypted one? :P
rindolfmino: not to Chuck.
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineSolving World Hunger using Perl
Published2011-02-25