Worst Perl Programmer in the World - Fortune [possible satire]

papertigersis there just a way of importing the global variables in the module from the main script?
annono
nadimyes
rindolfanno: you can using Exporter
annodepends
nadimbut I hope no one will teach you
rindolfnadim: sorry. :-(
annofrom the main script?
nadimfor what?
rindolfnadim: about the Exporter.
nadimbad boy!
tm604papertigers: yes. but definitely don't do this: { no strict 'refs'; *{"main::$_"} = sub () { $constant{$_} } foreach keys %constant; }
rindolfnadim: :-(
rindolfpapertigers: please design a good API using subroutines and objects.
nadimOK I get it you are all working towards the same goal. making the worst perl developer in the universe
rindolfnadim: yes, someone has to outcompete me.
Khisanththat would be hard
rindolfnadim: I'm tired of being the worst Perl hacker for 5 years straight.
simcop2387heh
rindolfnadim: it's not easy.
nadim.me hands the black camel to rindolf
rindolfnadim: it involves many commitments.
nadimrindolf: lol, true
Khisanthbut at least it explains all the advice you have been giving
nadimhehe
rindolfKhisanth: true. :-)
rindolfLOL.
simcop2387rindolf: i dunno if anyone actually read the code to Language::Farnsworth they might think otherwise
Khisanthand I am not joking
nadimhttp://search.cpan.org/dist/Lingua-tlhInganHol-yIghun/ all!
nadimrindolf: when you can program perl like that it will be a good day to die
rindolfnadim: Klingon?
nadimright
simcop2387nadim++
rindolfnadim: heh, nice.
squeeksKlingon? http://search.cpan.org/~jwalt/Acme-Lingua-NIGERIAN-1.0.0/NIGERIAN.pm blah.
shortensqueeks's url is at http://xrl.us/bhg9bo
rindolfnadim: I'll recommend it to someone so he can outcompete me.
* rindolfrubs his hands with an evil grin on his face.
Khisanthnadim: that doesn't seem to be using the correct font
nadimthe module is impressing (Damian is no joke) even the documentation is great
rindolfnadim: we've got a plan!
* nadimhides
* mstdearly loves Damian's code
mstbut I really do wish it was all in the Acme:: namespace where it belongs
rindolfmst: heh.
nadimI like his API's. very difficult to find something that is not complete and well thought
rindolfnadim: yes, but he tends to neglect them and then they accumulate bugs.
nadimI could list ten other names here
nadimIngy!
rindolfnadim: heh.
nadimoops, I tried not to :)
mstnadim: IO::All
mstnadim: not *everything* ingy writes needs to be Acme
mstthough, yes, quite a bit of it :D
nadimmst: I didn't mean acme. I think Ingy has a lot of great ideas.
mstoh, you're talking about maintainership
nadimyes
mstyeah, why do you think I got so good at giving my modules away?
nadimwhat's your secret?
tm604ingy was responsible for jemplate, I think - still one of my favourites.
mstnadim: first you give 'em commit bits, then you give 'em co-maint, then when they're not looking you make a run for it.
* nadimmakes a mental note
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineWorld's Worst Perl Programmer (5 years straight)
Published2010-04-22