The Eternal Jew

Shlomi Fish


                        
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Table of Contents

Introduction

In his famous book Mein Kampf Adolf Hitler has given his vision of “The Eternal Jew” - a people that managed to survive throughout the ages, unharmed, maintaining its own identity, in countries out of his own. He maintained that this “Eternal Jew” was destroying civilization and had to be eradicated, so the more competent “Aryan Race” would be able to flourish.

Well, Mr. Hitler, your vision has materialized: I have assumed the form of this Eternal Jew, and promise you that I will continue to haunt you and your likes forever. I, Shlomi Fish as one unified and eternal Jewish mind, body and soul.

Yes, I plan on living forever. And yes, I’m a Jew. But “The Eternal Jew” is much more than that. The Eternal Jew is aimed at haunting “gentiles” - which are not necessarily Jews or non-Jews in the traditional sense. What they are is people who have disrespect for the basic values associated with modern Judaism. And I will indeed haunt them and if I have my way, eradicate all of the “gentility” off the planet.

One final note: another famous Jewish myth similar to the Eternal Jew is “The Wandering Jew”. The Wandering Jew is also noble, but distinct from the Eternal Jew. This essay will focus solely on “The Eternal Jew”.