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    "tweetId" : "1336793880709238786",
    "fullText" : "someone on today's twitch stream: \"what's your favorite game?\"\n\nMe: debugging a curl issue.\n\nI have not played a single computer game in 15 years. Gaming doesn't interest me. At all. I don't intend to learn either. My life is pretty full of computer activities as it is...",
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  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1337526830526554118",
    "fullText" : "@bagder For a couple of years now, you don't. But curl probably has additional demands.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1337526830526554118"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1336069927787225088",
    "fullText" : "On this #pearlharborremembranceday I pray for our military and veterans, especially those lost on this day 79 years ago. #godblessamerica #godblessourtroops https://t.co/PRyMYIo4r3",
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    "tweetId" : "1337148053007069187",
    "fullText" : "I decided to grab a cup of hot cider and sit in their Enchanted Forest themed eating area. There's really nobody around, so I came to the Christmas Village at a good time! https://t.co/BuMq0SeOEd",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1337148053007069187"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1336300548803481604",
    "fullText" : "Be kind to everyone you interact with today. You'll be surprised at the positive impact it will have on YOUR attitude. - Steve Keating",
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  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1336296365790523393",
    "fullText" : "Over on fb chat i said \"well, i was thinking about all people (and maybe animals, plants, extraterrestrials, fictional characters, inanimate objects etc. I am not an \"entity-ist\". )\" A next logical step after non-specieism. #humor #fun #sarcasm #writing",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1336977345337565184",
    "fullText" : "The recently published @w3c Audiobooks #WebStandard has been translated into Japanese: https://t.co/j77q9gaVxU Thank you @omnidirect ! #audiobooks #html5j #dotHTML5 #w3c_keio #translation https://t.co/uFQJ4EKLKK",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1336540993634459650",
    "fullText" : "Friendly reminder to go 110% on everything you do. Failing is a part of life, but failing knowing you didn’t give it your all is the worst.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1337521681481478145",
    "fullText" : "@bagder Are you supposed to initialise OpenSSL? I just thought you had to use a cli tool which does it for you…?",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1337526387729723392",
    "fullText" : "@bagder In my experience get frustrated, learn ASN.1",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1337650446287179777",
    "fullText" : "If you haven’t missed an episode of your favorite TV show this season, let me suggest you rethink your priorities. https://t.co/iEqR74vS2O",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1337650446287179777"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1335945663411052546",
    "fullText" : "“Can you build a successful organization that keeps the unprincipled out? No. Every new hire becomes a Trojan horse. As soon as they're in, they open the door to dozens of cronies who diffuse into the company like ink into water. There is no undo.” https://t.co/sAdQ74Mo7E",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1336280176200732674",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: Dawn’s in trouble. It must be Tuesday.\n#BuffyTuesday #BtVS",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1336280176200732674"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1337878471880683527",
    "fullText" : "curl in PS5 (thanks to @nadbmal) https://t.co/tXwFjudYm9",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1337878471880683527"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1336499873059917825",
    "fullText" : "Have I told you lately that you're AWESOME!!? You are!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1336499873059917825"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1277178557010149387",
    "fullText" : "My daughter just said “Daddy I miss seeing you singing on the stage”, I think my heart just broken .Hope #theatre and #performing come alive again. Here is the last time she saw me perform, ‘her prince’ @SundEmpire @UKP_Ltd Sending love to everyone in the #arts  #coronavirus https://t.co/QKd6FrZwWC",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1336436451127554048",
    "fullText" : "It scares some, but it gives me great peace to know that everything happens for a purpose. #Faith https://t.co/wXE79gHRo0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1336436451127554048"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1338015199853502466",
    "fullText" : "@BruceVH At this juncture, I could use roses 🌹",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1338015199853502466"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1336427182478876674",
    "fullText" : "you gotta let people do what they wanna do so you can see what they’d rather do.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1336427182478876674"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1338056746078666752",
    "fullText" : "I pulled my neck making a Tik Tok I’m officially too old for this shit 😭",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1338056746078666752"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1337641416206508033",
    "fullText" : "Transform the world with more love, acceptance, kindness, gratitude. https://t.co/iRNUGYTEqE",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1337641416206508033"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1338012844110045185",
    "fullText" : "If most of your thoughts are about trash, you'll see trash everywhere. If you think about roses, you'll see more roses. #Mindset",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1338012844110045185"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1335897058423746562",
    "fullText" : "I could add that they were in the form of 700 + 900 for two issues as the third was done without a reward claim.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1335897058423746562"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1336706236113432577",
    "fullText" : "So my Proud Boys brother refuses to take the COVID vaccine because “Bill Gates is funding it and he is having  micro chips put in the vaccine so he could track our movements.” 🤷🏼‍♀️",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1336706236113432577"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1337521411125075970",
    "fullText" : "off by one errors are nothing compared to the great big mystery of computer science: how to initialize OpenSSL correctly",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1337521411125075970"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1330753955220041734",
    "fullText" : "למה סודו לא עובד על ילדים?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1330753955220041734"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1330447981095624706",
    "fullText" : "Pity those who reduce the cosmos to an explanation, God to a magic potion... because they never hear the music of the spheres - Paulo Coelho",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1330447981095624706"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1335884995450327043",
    "fullText" : "\"please fill in yet another really crappy survey to help us solidify our presumptions about a particular niche within open source. Spend 20 minutes of your time and we can pretend you can win a 7 USD Amazon gift card\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1335884995450327043"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1335817292282642432",
    "fullText" : "Can’t wait to start dropping again in 2021 lesgoooooo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1335817292282642432"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1331606492546543617",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif I've got https://t.co/jiy4IfT7KV which is what pointed out &lt;tt&gt; being outdated.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1331606492546543617"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1331256436798746624",
    "fullText" : "I used to use &lt;tt&gt;grep&lt;/tt&gt; in web pages mentioning the command line tool, but &lt;tt&gt; is obsolete in HTML 5.  Alternatives include &lt;code&gt;, &lt;kbd&gt;, &lt;samp&gt;, or &lt;var&gt;.  Which seems most appropriate?",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1329876424363282435",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/Brhgna4zna",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1329876424363282435"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1324274234571526144",
    "fullText" : "&lt;ממתאמת תור לטיפול בבניין נגיש&gt;\nמזכירה: אני מתקשרת לעדכן שהיום התור יתקיים בבניין-לא-נגיש\nאני: אז אני נאלצת לבטל\nמזכירה: למה?\nאני: כי אין שם מעלית וצריך לעלות ברגל הרבה מדרגות ואני לא יכולה\nמזכירה: למה? את מגיעה באופניים?🤦‍♀️",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1324274234571526144"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1330431070702096386",
    "fullText" : "הכייף שבעבודה על מחשב מפורמט נקי והצביטה בלב בכל פעם שאת מתקינה עליו דבר נוסף שאת צריכה בשביל עבודה",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1335896180136534016",
    "fullText" : "In association with this coming curl release, we crush our old records and pay no less than 1600 USD in bug bounty rewards.\n\nIt is simply amazing that we can do this, as a stand-alone, independent FOSS project.\n\nMade possible thanks to... https://t.co/4YqAksAhUE https://t.co/ZiE6FMO84A",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1335896180136534016"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1324275248456519680",
    "fullText" : "אני כבר התרגלתי שלאנשים אין שום מודעות או רגישות מינימלית לנגישות או נכות, אבל באמת שמקופת חולים באמת שציפיתי לטיפה יותר 🤷‍♀️",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1328511517797433344",
    "fullText" : "TIL Time::HiRes's stat(). Thanks @shlomif. #perl",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1331375003556786176",
    "fullText" : "@petdance &lt;code&gt;, unless introduced by verb phrase like \n\"type the following\" whence &lt;kbd&gt;, \nor \"e.g.,\" whence &lt;samp&gt;. \n&lt;var&gt; would be appropriate for an $ENVVAR but not for a command.\n\nOr just keep the declaration HTML 4.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1324695092540645377",
    "fullText" : "It's OK to disagree with someone's politics but it's NEVER OK to degrade them as a human being because of their politics! https://t.co/BgCZemeHKN",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1335820380322340864",
    "fullText" : "Negativity? Ain't nobody got time for that! https://t.co/DDZWGZj35n",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1335820380322340864"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1335892510368018435",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif yeah, I don't want to dismiss all of them wholesale, but I see so much low quality surveys. And if the questions are bad/wrong/subpar, the conclusions based on the answers will not be useful.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1305909834265636864",
    "fullText" : "I'm a full professor at an ancient university and I got here through hard work, high intelligence (lots of very clever people think I'm very clever), persistence, pulling my weight and .... \n\nAMAZING AMOUNTS OF LUCK",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1335313523354836993",
    "fullText" : "Cashew climbed into the catbed next to Josh, &amp; has been trying to socialize with him! 😂❤ https://t.co/K8TXNKVZyG",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1335313523354836993"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1329524989003853825",
    "fullText" : "Picard management tip: If you're on red alert every day, then red alert means nothing.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1329524989003853825"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1323318929691914241",
    "fullText" : "Who's up for helping me out by reviewing a genuinely fair and even-handed blog post on 'Rust vs Go'? Looking for both experienced Rustaceans and Gophers to give me feedback, so I can come up with the most useful and balanced piece possible. DM me your email and I'll share.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1323318929691914241"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1334855224373227521",
    "fullText" : "A good question to ask your boss is \"What's my learning path?\" Over the next X years, what will the company do to train you, develop your skills, keep them current, and progress your career? If the answer is \"Basically nothing\", that's food for thought, isn't it?",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1335896772682641410",
    "fullText" : "@bagder Oh, nice! :D",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1335896772682641410"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1335832449067126785",
    "fullText" : "The odds are SO much insanely higher to not ever exist, vs. being born. I can’t believe I exist.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1335860222347251712",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Wow ollllld video good looks",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1335860222347251712"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1331533434766897152",
    "fullText" : "Do you remember the case of the Australian who went mad after receiving a new boomerang and wanting to throw away the old one?\n\nI have the same feeling when I try to reach the links at the bottom of a page that has infinite scrolling.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1165983915632398337",
    "fullText" : "My boyfriend is genuinely my best friend. And not like the oh we’re dating so we’re forced to be friends type relationship but like the I wouldn’t rather joke around and do dumb stuff with anyone else type relationship. He’s my person",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1169336463303032834",
    "fullText" : "Just discovered a technology where documentation is only available if you pay for the premium subscription.\n\nDon't do this.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1169336463303032834"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1168493202762096643",
    "fullText" : "PSA: we are removing MongoDB from @MacHomebrew's core formulas. MongoDB was migrated to a non open-source license, and the older version we had been shipping for some time does not build anymore. Check this link below for more details: https://t.co/Gj5r91AhgB https://t.co/b0WAf0gd6U",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1168288453106249729",
    "fullText" : "\"Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves - slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future.\"\n\n― Thich Nhat Hanh\nhttps://t.co/tnZNCHn5np",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1165677808896507904",
    "fullText" : "The question I was asked most today by fellow World Leaders, who think the USA is doing so well and is stronger than ever before, happens to be, “Mr. President, why does the American media hate your Country so much? Why are they rooting for it to fail?”",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1164945273308794880",
    "fullText" : "As long as we are claiming constitutional powers we don't have, I hereby order the President to stop tweeting.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1165328996462149633",
    "fullText" : "Looking for a miracle? Look in the mirror!\n#Confidence #Success https://t.co/IOKz6wvNQV",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1165328996462149633"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1165345531628965889",
    "fullText" : "A court ruled that President Trump can't block his critics. https://t.co/wGDrpeidBW",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1167661551622471680",
    "fullText" : "@IgnoreIntuition @Intrepidity Or a network folder full of Word documents. Waterfall is amazing at delivering tons of documentation",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1167661551622471680"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1167086699027058688",
    "fullText" : "Dr. Maurice Hilleman’s work is estimated to have saved more lives worldwide than any other medical scientist in the 20th century. We’re celebrating #100YearsofHilleman to honor the legacy of the father of modern medicine.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1164991363198283776",
    "fullText" : "Why are you working hard? @DougStanhope From his 2007 special \"No Refunds.\" #ATCpresents #dougstanhope #dougstanhopepodcast #norefunds https://t.co/2flHtezvIM",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1165339370200739840",
    "fullText" : "@PicardTips Nice Borg-y.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1165339370200739840"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1165337264173404160",
    "fullText" : "@thechrisbarron See, Keanu likes the harness too! #Caturday https://t.co/1CmtfMznjO",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1165337264173404160"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1164736014511955968",
    "fullText" : "This 3-year-old sells lemonade to help buy diapers for moms in need 🍋 https://t.co/uhbFCdz4df",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1164736014511955968"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1173302874874494978",
    "fullText" : "Kendra: Angel? But our priority is to stop Drusilla!\nXander: Angel's our friend! Except I don't like him.\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173302874874494978"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1165341497463595015",
    "fullText" : "If it weren’t for social media, where would we get unsolicited opinions from total strangers? 😋",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1165341497463595015"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1167584426135621633",
    "fullText" : "This good girl couldn't stop smiling after finding out she was getting adopted https://t.co/gzWyK7Z7Zb",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1167584426135621633"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1165337652335243264",
    "fullText" : "Picard management tip: It's okay to be gentle and kind.",
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    "tweetId" : "1167783544250392578",
    "fullText" : "@mrdowden @lemiffe @Intrepidity The Atlassian suite is like Churchill’s take on democracy.  “Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.” It is the best and frustrating at the same time.",
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    "tweetId" : "1165248558578032640",
    "fullText" : "@testertested I agree with you. In my whole time none company gave me time to write unit testing as they were always changing requirements. In last couple of months I strictly followed it, and found unit test cases saved me during changing of requirements. I fixed those which was x initially",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1173300524453679105",
    "fullText" : "\"Know that you don't know. \nThat is superior.\"\n     — Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching\n|\n|\n#awareness",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1165665528423145472",
    "fullText" : "Seriously cannot believe that people still have the expectation that you only tweet about tech. Not sure if some people lost the memo but this is a *microblogging* website. Blogging as in, I can post whatever the fuck I want.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1165234864767012864",
    "fullText" : "@testertested @nixcraft One place that I once worked at required modules to include a unit self test to exercise and demonstrate directly that the module works correctly.  Made testing easier, especially those corner cases, before integration took place.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1167333544357769216",
    "fullText" : "I thought Jira was a terrible piece of software. Then I started using Confluence.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1165987504648073216",
    "fullText" : "@sebmck I agree, but I try to keep my tweets interesting and noteworthy. See https://t.co/W547vlhsoV .",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "329873006069432320",
    "fullText" : "When someone makes me laugh over the computer, they've done well.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/329873006069432320"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "328588671018209280",
    "fullText" : "Every single guy I like either has a girlfriend or gets one after I start liking him. I'm gonna be single and alone for the rest of my life.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/328588671018209280"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "329868487570903040",
    "fullText" : "I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "325376085405618177",
    "fullText" : "\"She gets what she wants and she breaks what she gets\" - All Time Low",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "325547593495101441",
    "fullText" : "God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He doesn't have a twitter, but I still follow him.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "335505039785357313",
    "fullText" : "I respect people that tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "324498751580418049",
    "fullText" : "I don't miss you. \nI miss the laughs, the smiles, the good times, and the way things used to be.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "329855193669836800",
    "fullText" : "I wish my life was a tv show or movie so everyone could tell me the obvious things that I overlook cause I'm caught in the middle of it...",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "337613362198364161",
    "fullText" : "Advice for new coders: Listen. Ask ?s. Don't tell folks they're doing it wrong cuz you learned different in school. http://t.co/FgY342aGUL",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "335059892094242819",
    "fullText" : "Larry Page, Google IO: we want IM to be more interoperable. \n\nGoogle IM team: we're dropping the XMPP IM standard.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/335059892094242819"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "325145617749913601",
    "fullText" : "When we endeavor to be kind, and give more than we get? We get more than we give. Plant and Sow.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/325145617749913601"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "332839178746351616",
    "fullText" : "Pop, lock, and drop out of high school.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "325494151934263296",
    "fullText" : "The greatest challenge is life is discovering who you are. The second greatest is being happy with what you find.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/325494151934263296"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "332838260067946496",
    "fullText" : "\"I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.\" - Edith Ann, [Lily Tomlin]",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "335395816946692097",
    "fullText" : "You call yourself a programmer? Well then, use a REAL programmer's keyboard: http://t.co/xRldQcmD9Q",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "335716520619556865",
    "fullText" : "You can't succeed without failing. You can't fail without trying. You can't try without believing in yourself.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "332177260243189761",
    "fullText" : "King of IMAP vs King of POP! #LoL http://t.co/PHJQUoeAnC",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "337250635890167808",
    "fullText" : "&lt;h1&gt;Google Search Engine&lt;/h1&gt; #Year1996 http://t.co/ylWVawQi0y",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "333814326035107840",
    "fullText" : "\"If you want to be known as a great 'architect' all you need to do is bring in these pointless complexities.\" http://t.co/xjvOWNB6AE",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/333814326035107840"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "325428747044016128",
    "fullText" : "I'd rather have an enemy who says that they hate me than to keep a \"friend\" whose mission is to put me down secretly.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/325428747044016128"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "337616249666293760",
    "fullText" : "my parents leave me alone for hours with cookies and wifi and they honestly believe I'm going to clean? #no",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/337616249666293760"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "325144354064834562",
    "fullText" : "Watermelon Strawberry Lemonade, in a Watermelon! http://t.co/2fcrONd8Oi",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/325144354064834562"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "325135869541511168",
    "fullText" : "Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/325135869541511168"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "335614788812021761",
    "fullText" : "I reckon I could win a singing talent show if I was allowed to loudly sing Radiohead whilst washing up with no one else around to hear me.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/335614788812021761"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "334058749503340544",
    "fullText" : "Only #Perl has sane variable scoping among dynamic languages. #Python, #PHP, #JavaScript are all broken in their own way.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/334058749503340544"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "320615527565369344",
    "fullText" : "למה אני מכבד את גוף האישה? \nגם כשהיא מצלמת בביקיני מעניין אותי רק החלקים המכוסים.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/320615527565369344"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "321124819699638272",
    "fullText" : "@ActionChick @Tweek_Robles I think it is time to start a new online series. Action Flick Chick: Zombie Slayer!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/321124819699638272"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "321084259387449345",
    "fullText" : "Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human. ~ Tony Robbins http://t.co/gHyOLY7v",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/321084259387449345"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "320931504807092226",
    "fullText" : "Catan cosplay: sheep, wood, and wheat. http://t.co/xt5oD9SHvz",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/320931504807092226"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "323613880473497601",
    "fullText" : "What if we raised our children to have values&amp; empathy-not b/c of fear of God or a prize of heaven  but just b/c it was right?",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "321098913773932544",
    "fullText" : "\"Never eat anything at one sitting that you can't lift.\" - Miss Piggy",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "319876064035868673",
    "fullText" : "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~ Mark Twain http://t.co/gHyOLY7v",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/319876064035868673"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "320822146081366016",
    "fullText" : "I love you guys &lt;3",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/320822146081366016"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "321490049726287872",
    "fullText" : "The media makes a big deal about being too heavy, but when people get too thin they make stories about that too... #wereallbeautiful",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/321490049726287872"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "321469580008624128",
    "fullText" : "EVERYBODY @ ME YOUR FACEBOOK PASSWORD OR YOU'RE FIRED",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/321469580008624128"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "321087585420210177",
    "fullText" : "\"Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry.\" - Dr. Seuss",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/321087585420210177"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "320379147698450432",
    "fullText" : "To escape criticism - do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. - Elbert Hubbard",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/320379147698450432"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "320612095756476416",
    "fullText" : "\"The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but progress.\" - Joseph Joubert",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/320612095756476416"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "321413475668750336",
    "fullText" : "My favorite quotes from last night's #GameofThrones: Dark Wings, Dark Words: http://t.co/xiigR1ZnEx",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/321413475668750336"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "321077582156161024",
    "fullText" : "Sometimes, the person who is hundreds of miles away from you make you feel better than the people beside you.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/321077582156161024"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "321535291963891712",
    "fullText" : "He who cannot forgive others destroys a bridge over which he himself must pass.- George Herbert",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/321535291963891712"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "323506345204662272",
    "fullText" : "I've got 99 problems and they're all homework",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/323506345204662272"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "320827067396677632",
    "fullText" : "\"Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.\" - Unknown",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/320827067396677632"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "320861132439052288",
    "fullText" : "\"Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.\" - Roger Lewin",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/320861132439052288"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "321132869894418432",
    "fullText" : "\"The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.\" - William James",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/321132869894418432"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "320044050323496960",
    "fullText" : "I think 2 b a successful artist of any kind u hav 2 spend hours consuming tons of eclectic art, both good and bad. There's no way around it.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/320044050323496960"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "320929894454398976",
    "fullText" : "“Why is the man in The Scream screaming?” - “I don’t know.” - “Probably because he’s bald.”",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/320929894454398976"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "295228619301736448",
    "fullText" : "My cat woke me up a bajillion times this morning and I want to be mature and get him back but lookit how cute! http://t.co/5JqOoTY0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/295228619301736448"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "321465118254841856",
    "fullText" : "Picard management tip: It's okay not to know things. Practice saying \"I don't know.\" Go ahead. Say it.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/321465118254841856"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "320041933688934400",
    "fullText" : "@PhillyD I’d prefer vintage. Sounds more hipster and cool with the kids. NOW I GO TO SLEEP",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/320041933688934400"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "316104314848423936",
    "fullText" : "\"People are not disturbed by things, but by the view they take of things.\"—Epictetus AD55-135 #q",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/316104314848423936"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "314746399185051649",
    "fullText" : "מייל מהאוניברסיטה, הנדון: \"חג שמח\". ברכה גנרית, ואחריה מוסיפים \"כל הזכויות שמורות לאוניברסיטה העברית בירושלים\"",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "317630532966031360",
    "fullText" : "Challenges are #gifts that force us to search for a new center of gravity. Don't fight them. Just find a new way to stand.\n― Oprah Winfrey",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/317630532966031360"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "314745865929637888",
    "fullText" : "\"Why isn't driving nails w/a screwdriver working?\" \"Use a hammer.\" \"I want to learn. How do I hold the screwdriver?\" http://t.co/6kTAXURLUH",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/314745865929637888"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "315153302633451520",
    "fullText" : "For everyone asking about eBook versions of MEMORIES OF THE FUTURE: http://t.co/ENTg9A00FZ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/315153302633451520"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "317493605830905858",
    "fullText" : "STOP RAPING ME WITH YOUR STUPID PLEASE",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/317493605830905858"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "317470445806944258",
    "fullText" : "I wish my cat would go pester hubby instead of me. When I'm on the computer, I don't want her in my lap.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/317470445806944258"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "317227888166436864",
    "fullText" : "We are all capable of genius - we are capable of Spiritual Growth.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/317227888166436864"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "317512615402291200",
    "fullText" : "Finally have wifi again... #sharingaphone Headed to the airport :/ I'm gonna miss you Indonesia!!!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/317512615402291200"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "315621830524293121",
    "fullText" : "My first photo of an erupting volcano. More to come, with luck: http://t.co/XNyBghAe5c",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/315621830524293121"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "314581536483721216",
    "fullText" : "Why isn't there a manual titled \"HOW TO BE AN ADULT\" with section 278.3(i)(d): \"clean out the filter in the dishwasher every few months\"?",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "314744064807432192",
    "fullText" : "LET US NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/314744064807432192"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "315363019616034816",
    "fullText" : "I'm not sure what I feel, &amp; I'm not sure how I feel about that feeling...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/315363019616034816"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "317468847563223040",
    "fullText" : "Nervous that when I got @projectglass you guys will see how much @callofduty I play instead of everything else I’m suppose to be doing! lol",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/317468847563223040"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "316066419773173760",
    "fullText" : "I need to find somewhere I can buy baking powder by the tablespoon. I get a can of it, use it for one recipe, and a few months later toss it",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/316066419773173760"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "316066583581687808",
    "fullText" : "ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: WIFI DONGLE PARTY",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/316066583581687808"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "316115453812551680",
    "fullText" : "@timbunce I like the original Greek, where things = pragmata, views = pragmaton dogmata. (that's also the opening quote of Tristram Shandy)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/316115453812551680"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "315342749060722688",
    "fullText" : "Family at @metrotrains Keon Park station. Eating shelled nuts. Discarding shell onto platform. I suggest using adjacent bin. Dirty looks.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/315342749060722688"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "315332703295791104",
    "fullText" : "Well done is better than well said...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/315332703295791104"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "314444645218254848",
    "fullText" : "#iwannabe perfectly imperfect...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/314444645218254848"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "315156023256166400",
    "fullText" : "\"I CALLED HIM AN ONIONRING SASQUATCH BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE IS\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/315156023256166400"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "316584602976268288",
    "fullText" : "Today in 1484, #WilliamCaxton prints his translation of #Aesop's Fables. The moral of the story is he should've secured the reprint rights.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Picard management tip: For each command, assign it to one person, or ask for a volunteer. Don't ask a crowd to take an action.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Programming language advocacy which tries to answer \"Why should I *switch* languages?\" is doomed to irrelevance. #perl",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "314744024961531905",
    "fullText" : "ASCII A SILLY QUESTION, GET A SILLY ANSI",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Latest Perl Weekly with Pinto and and Sqitch http://t.co/WZoCEyiR",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Life isn't a fairytale &amp; it won't always be perfect... but you can always make the best of it &lt;3",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "310787973660688384",
    "fullText" : "Listen up punk, time for you to step into my dojo of friendship, because I've got a black belt... in hugs",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "195304317601849344",
    "fullText" : "I wrote a book about PHP http://t.co/7oIbPMiJ",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "299352576820916224",
    "fullText" : "I miss having little people in the house. Even slightly taller \"little people\". How dare they all grow up and move out.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "314440111821578240",
    "fullText" : "The most neglected fact in business is that we're all human. Chip Conley, founder, Joie de Vivre Hospitaltiy #Quote http://t.co/fA69jRTA1q",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "310081538865901569",
    "fullText" : "CBS News: \nGoogle's doodler team: How artists, engineers remake Internet giant's logo \nhttp://t.co/VQ7ZbjHzDD",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/310081538865901569"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "314436215292186624",
    "fullText" : "\"this is not my feminism\". I need a shirt. soon. preferably before the next tech conference I attend. poor python community.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/314436215292186624"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "55005319578927104",
    "fullText" : "Turns out that we are more creative when solving other people's problems. Maybe thats why consulting works: http://bit.ly/f9lx9x",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "55341737534689281",
    "fullText" : "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. Walt Disney #Quote #Quotes #Success #Motivation #Inspiration http://goo.gl/NSMs",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "8421314259",
    "fullText" : "Yesterday I asked one of my students if she knew what an encyclopedia is, and she said, Is it something like Wikipedia?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/8421314259"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "55345460700913664",
    "fullText" : "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen #Quote #Quotes #Funny #Work #Humour http://goo.gl/NSMs",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/55345460700913664"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "23365017839599616",
    "fullText" : "I saw a book entitled \"Die GNU Autotools\" and I thought \"My feelings exactly\". Turns out the book was in German.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/23365017839599616"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "314090833588678656",
    "fullText" : "Just got done filming a new video... today has been very long, but productive. :) #exhausted #currentlyeatingpringles",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "314428577233911808",
    "fullText" : "Always Sm:)e... p.s. it's nice to be nice. http://t.co/948d6heuMh",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/314428577233911808"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "314292428918108160",
    "fullText" : "I have no computer right now so what do I do? Bake a cake at midnight and eat it while watching Buffy.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1156632142035636224",
    "fullText" : "Adrian's a weird genius. He's playing w/ this toy wagon he says is a Ghostbusters trap, &amp; he said \"I just have a trap, I don't have a cow!\" No idea what he means, Bart Venkman or what?\nThen: \"Knock, knock.\" Who's there? \"Poopy McPooperson.\" Ditto who? \"Pooperson Pee Pee.\" \n\n?!",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1165234235038289920",
    "fullText" : "@testertested Sir any motivation for testing career, it's been just 7months I joined MNC as a fresher in which I'm working as a tester. My role hardly contains any automation.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1165234235038289920"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1158450062311268353",
    "fullText" : "@openclipart is THE BEST clip art source I have ever used. If you use them too, put your money where your mouth is and donate so they can keep it free for everyone to use!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1158450062311268353"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1165317804909846530",
    "fullText" : "@testertested @gandhivivek96 You know that automation isn't everything. You can be doing alot more than writing code. Analyse the problems, question. Test the documentation, learn about the system, model the system. Think about the non functionals. Learn and explore. Automation is just one tool. Also,",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "978482153087356930",
    "fullText" : "foreground and background process 👩🏽‍💻🐈🐈 https://t.co/MYhIaxonzT",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/978482153087356930"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1158714616702222337",
    "fullText" : "Happy 14K commits day! https://t.co/6t0YS76gKx",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1158714616702222337"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1156601029351415808",
    "fullText" : "Why do I forget the internet is the way it is? Any attempt to be positive about Captain Marvel results in desperately angry manbabies.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1156601029351415808"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1165195721877807104",
    "fullText" : "@fisadev @nixcraft There was no unit testing in most cases. When they were - it was partial.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1156633095162011648",
    "fullText" : "Achievement unlocked: Using \"git bisect\" to find a commit that caused a compile failure.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1156631612483764224",
    "fullText" : "None of us can see around corners or through doors, there are so many places that we never know who is there. So smile before you open every door, as the answer to our dreams, maybe on the other side\n\n@Dreamee88\n@TheDaveWeinbaum\n@sanjeebdas0\n#PSMyFollows",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1154798941373968384",
    "fullText" : "#MAGA https://t.co/lNy5RzA5CF",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1158713028877180933",
    "fullText" : "Today's release of our IDE KDevelop 5.4 adds Meson build system, Scratchpad and many improvements and fixes. Get the AppImage now! https://t.co/Mgh88K6VDd https://t.co/STW4t6wTTo",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1156616541858934785",
    "fullText" : "Dear Internet:\n\nNot every functional website needs to have a social networking component. \n\nI promise. \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1158646976700964865",
    "fullText" : "Excellent start to a Tuesday. https://t.co/RXhRibN3gj",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1156622003408797696",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Yeah, of course, but one gets the impression these people are searching Twitter for comments about something they don't like just to swoop in and barf all over it. That's just... sad.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1156622003408797696"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1158598577188462592",
    "fullText" : "This is the only SEO strategy I've ever used anyway.\n\nhttps://t.co/g4IqBnpom9\n\n&gt; We suggest focusing on ensuring you’re offering the best content you can. That’s what our algorithms seek to reward.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1158598577188462592"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1156633550088577024",
    "fullText" : "Picard leadership tip: If your people are in need of a better example to follow, and if you are confident you can be that example, then consider, really consider, postponing your retirement.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1156633550088577024"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1156616969875075072",
    "fullText" : "@TheRaDR In 1998, it was the \"visits\" counter\nIn 2008, it was comments\nIn 2018, it was \"follow this rando\"\nWe evolve...",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1156472132525875200",
    "fullText" : "מה גורם לסטארט אפ עם מכירות בעשרות מליונים לעבור למתודולוגיית פיתוח לא מוכרת שזכתה לכינוי ״בורקס דריבן דבלופמנט״? השמועות מספרות על ריליס מנג׳ר שהגיע לפני שנה וסחף אחריו את מחלקת הפיתוח להרפתקאה שסופה מי ישורנו. גורם בחברה מסר ״הוא אידיוט מוחלט אבל גבוה מאוד ומדבר מהר אז זרמנו״ https://t.co/A036jhH4qj",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1156604089871949825",
    "fullText" : "Hm, what is the lowest-footprint #Nodejs http+socket server solution? http/https can only do the hypertext parts, node-websocket can only do the websocket parts - is there a library that tacks websocket upgrading and handling onto http/https?",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1164961489037299712",
    "fullText" : "I completed 16 years in testing\n\n95% of the bugs I found were supposed to have been found during unit testing.\n\nIt amazes me that I have built a career out of finding things I was not supposed to.\n\nLong live unit testing.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1164961489037299712"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1158494660379025408",
    "fullText" : "Norwegian forest cats  \n(Photo: R. Hedman) https://t.co/8OGK1m3yqk",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1158494660379025408"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1164970244550668289",
    "fullText" : "I’d like to know more women and people of color that are running remote-first companies. My network looks too much like me. Who’s out there?",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1156633859225612289",
    "fullText" : "@TheRaDR No but you don’t understand, we could be the next Facebook! And the next YouTube, too! Surely if we compile all the services haphazardly instead of focusing on one thing, we’ll make ALL the internet money!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1156633859225612289"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1165235389159788544",
    "fullText" : "@gandhivivek96 I will tell you a secret. Anyone who solves business problems will grow. Test, automate, write code - if none of that is solving business problems - you are in your own dream and someday this dream will collapse or you will go into limbo. \n\nDecode it.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1138747121006514176",
    "fullText" : "It is sometime useful to have a senior developers in the team.. https://t.co/ijAq5xly5a",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1147018576601083904",
    "fullText" : "I like my beer like I like my Linux operating system, free and open! CEO must be a fan of Unix like systems. Thanks https://t.co/CZ9jSyZP4H https://t.co/CaZLX45SAa",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1147018576601083904"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1130163775703674880",
    "fullText" : "Toucan beak https://t.co/bF9NFRqHDv",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1151217426153070592",
    "fullText" : "Washing your hands makes you more optimistic. ✋🌊",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1151217426153070592"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1093181195955900416",
    "fullText" : "I've fixed XML::Feed and uploaded a fixed version to @metacpan. Version 0.59 is the one you want. It was test data missing from the MANIFEST. Thanks to @shlomif who sent a patch seconds after I'd fixed it.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1093181195955900416"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1131346737459748864",
    "fullText" : "...i don’t post updates like this often because they’re boring and no ones cares but, i’m officially over halfway to getting my degree. it’s been a real struggle to do this on tour, and i’ve had a lot of late nights and stress cried a lot so i’m really proud. \n\nok bye now",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1131346737459748864"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1146055266057646080",
    "fullText" : "[status] Investigating: We are currently investigating degraded performance and an increase in 502 Bad Gateway responses for the website and the registry. https://t.co/0YR9IYOgg4",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1146055266057646080"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1127845694180659201",
    "fullText" : "It's ok to be open about your mental health\nIt's ok to give a shit about yourself\nIt's ok to talk\nIt's ok to not want to talk if you can't\nIt's ok to be selfish about your mental health\nYou're doing your best and that's all anyone can ask of you\n#mentalhealthawarenessweek2019",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1127845694180659201"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1127678538293837824",
    "fullText" : "All my phones and computers were misbehaving. I turned them all off and back on, and that fixed everything. As a computer scientist, I somehow find that *more* irritating.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1127678538293837824"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1135637178032087040",
    "fullText" : "@ithinkthatsme @kevinmarks @jessfraz 1996: Email spam was still rare and upsetting. Colleague gets one, replies (to the \"From:\", alas) with a 4-letter word repeated 400m times. 3 days later: a tiny island country asks us to fire colleague; their single dial-up line is stuck trying to download his 1.6GB message.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1135637178032087040"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1135908135657328640",
    "fullText" : "Japanese women revolt against high heel requirements.   https://t.co/jkAm1Nt2Xd",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1135908135657328640"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1032549895528488960",
    "fullText" : "Secure your PHP app today",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1032549895528488960"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1130080926074048513",
    "fullText" : "Perl, once the darling of IT, is now regarded by many as a punchline.\n\nBut Perl got many things right and other languages copied them. Integrated regexes and CPAN top this list.\n\nLaugh if you must, but Perl never went away.\n\n#perl5\n\nCc: @genehack",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1130080926074048513"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1112559882199171072",
    "fullText" : "For the first time in my 20 year programming career, I... need to implement a Point class.\n\nI feel like I've been rehearsing for this for decades.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1112559882199171072"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1146100101108158465",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @perlbuzz Yes it would there.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1146100101108158465"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1130221820525854720",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif I'm there right now.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1130221820525854720"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1151217543622737920",
    "fullText" : "Emscripten has just had the 9000th issue/PR filed, which I guess means by the time you read this it may be over 9000",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1151217543622737920"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1138097994509770752",
    "fullText" : "Handling int vectors in Perl 5 https://t.co/wHIPirAOCM",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1138097994509770752"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1139558838288302080",
    "fullText" : "How old were you when you install open source operating system like Linux, *BSD and others?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1139558838288302080"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1117143075913072645",
    "fullText" : "Hey, tech twitter! Do you use any shell history related tools? I'm creating one as my Master's project and I'm currently gathering info on what are the use cases and what are some tools people actually use. RT for reach, please? @climagic @nixcraft @tpope @commandlinefu",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1117143075913072645"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1147858553820131328",
    "fullText" : "the rare smiling photo https://t.co/MMGUBl12NK",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1147858553820131328"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1119596234166218754",
    "fullText" : "It is with great sadness that I share news of Joe Armstrong's passing away earlier today. Whilst he may no longer be with us, his work has laid the foundation which will be used by generations to come. RIP @joeerl, thank you for inspiring us all.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1119596234166218754"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1120279587093610496",
    "fullText" : "PySnooper: Never use print for debugging again - PySnooper: Never use print for debugging again I just... https://t.co/cFV4RVGhN9",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1120279587093610496"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1135508805406642177",
    "fullText" : "@jessfraz I once had a @Raspberry_Pi connected to a coffee machine via a relay so I could trigger a brew via an API\n\n🤦‍♂️ I forgot it was still running a completely unrelated program in the background, the result being it automatically brewed anytime our app threw an exception in production.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1135508805406642177"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1138132010957004800",
    "fullText" : "@perlbuzz @shlomif (and thanks for posting this, i may want to use C&lt;vec&gt; in my annual retro-cryptology demo.)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1138132010957004800"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1089983421408047104",
    "fullText" : "Funniest video in 2k19 so far 😂😂😂 Deploy everything to production right now, we're an agile company 😂 #developers #DevOps #Software https://t.co/VDx8hgFZ3i",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1089983421408047104"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1085951388868362240",
    "fullText" : "If you’re reading this, quit procrastinating and go do your homework",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1085951388868362240"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1089901949875617794",
    "fullText" : "\"את מבקרת אצל קשישה בבית והיא אומרת לך 'אני רוצה לרדת לכביש ושמכונית תדרוס אותי'.\" הכירו את האישה שנלחמת עבור הסבתות שלנו ⬅️ https://t.co/7rbNFSfKFo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1089901949875617794"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1089984895651328000",
    "fullText" : "Aphorisms rarely change lives, including this one.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1089984895651328000"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1089981371530047489",
    "fullText" : "If everything on earth were rational, nothing would ever happen. Dostoevsky",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1089981371530047489"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1086017850660270080",
    "fullText" : "@inkscape ...it's not a typo, the 🐧 #AppImage for the Inkscape 1.0alpha prerelease version is confirmed to run on Linux versions as old as Ubuntu 12.04. Isn't it cool to be able to run bleeding-edge #Linux software on the day it comes out, without having to upgrade half the system? https://t.co/RPLgcZOg15",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1086017850660270080"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1090294265693929472",
    "fullText" : "@petdance Is the moral of the story to charge hourly and not by project?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1090294265693929472"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1088000617350680576",
    "fullText" : "I hate to see people using laptops and phones in conference talks. You paid good money to come and listen to the speaker (probably), so stop multi-tasking for once in your life and pay attention. You might learn something! https://t.co/Bq69rd4Kl5",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1088000617350680576"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1090673782216257536",
    "fullText" : "@petdance Heck, for modern software, those version numbers start at 0.2 and don't get to 1.0 for a year or more.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1090673782216257536"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1086001347764334592",
    "fullText" : "@inkscape Great news ! Congratulations ! https://t.co/HJiiEtBAcy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1086001347764334592"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1098798042398904321",
    "fullText" : "Things you see on a whiteboard at an email company https://t.co/xmHJQb3rrU",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1098798042398904321"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1072900709190914049",
    "fullText" : "Check out Github’s “The State of the Octoverse” for the latest 2018 statistics on the Github-centered Open Source Community activities https://t.co/MNj4gaEKf6",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072900709190914049"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1085994821523853313",
    "fullText" : "@inkscape You’re awesome",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1085994821523853313"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1090655584913948674",
    "fullText" : "Nobody has ever done anything of significance right the first time.\n\nEspecially in the software industry. Why do you think we have version numbers?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1090655584913948674"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1089431820431699969",
    "fullText" : "\"There's no time to explain, just follow me!\" https://t.co/xtgSbzhwt1",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1089431820431699969"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1086163598777430016",
    "fullText" : "@inkscape Well and good! Thanks",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1086163598777430016"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1089898167083114498",
    "fullText" : "I'm looking for articles/books/resources on taking legacy web apps that POST HTML, and migrating to the SPA paradigm.  Most things I read online are about migrating from one SPA framework to a new one.\n\nAny suggestions?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1089898167083114498"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "320150923336892416",
    "fullText" : "These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge http://t.co/MF8ME8tJOM",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/320150923336892416"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1089984206350954496",
    "fullText" : "Just as fire needs oxygen to keep burning, love needs our commitment and care. It doesn't matter if it's a friend, a partner or a child, the love we have for them, needs constant tending and attention\n\n@tpouey\n@Tactical_blonde\n@senbhaskar50\n#PSMyFollows",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1089984206350954496"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1090303236626616320",
    "fullText" : "@petdance When I was a young coop student working for the phone company I thought I was nearly done with a big long project when the team lead let me know new changes were coming through.  I lost it.  I think I might've even cried.\n\n21 years later this is just a fact of life.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1090303236626616320"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1090308845950390272",
    "fullText" : "Shoichi Yokoi, a sergeant in the Japanese Imperial Army, was discovered in the jungles of Guam 28 years after World War II hostilities ended. Oof. https://t.co/D1XsDRIuCx",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1090308845950390272"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1085994818344570881",
    "fullText" : "@inkscape congratz for the hardwork, guys!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1085994818344570881"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1090292533899550726",
    "fullText" : "If you’re in the software industry and you get pissed off when customers change their minds, you’re going to have a bad time.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1090292533899550726"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1090653965086322688",
    "fullText" : "\"Get it right the first time\" is absurd.  Nobody has ever done anything of significance right the first time.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1090653965086322688"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1085994107883814912",
    "fullText" : "#Inkscape is proud to release versions 0.92.4 &amp; 1.0 alpha of its free, professional vector graphics editor! Available now for Linux and Windows 32/64 here: https://t.co/OlvILxLrSJ #FLOSS #collaboration",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1085994107883814912"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1085477916228702208",
    "fullText" : "Wow! 29% faster compilation on my project in Elixir 1.8.0 compared to 1.7.4.\n``\n#myelixirstatus",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1085477916228702208"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1078706227499159552",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Lots of languages transpile to JS in order to run in the browser. That makes it like a kind of assembler. Go is a simple, high-level language which can be transpiled to JS to run in the browser; ergo, the new C.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1078706227499159552"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1072899188189483010",
    "fullText" : "Willow: You didn't, you know, sleep with Spike?\nBuffyBot: No. I had sex with Spike.\nWillow: So, just this one time, you just did something kind of...crazy.\nBuffyBot: It wasn't one time. It was lots of times. And lots of different ways. I could make sketches.\nWillow: No!\n#Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072899188189483010"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1071486797232959489",
    "fullText" : "McDonald’s are funny why’s my drink 70% ice and 30% drink lol",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1071486797232959489"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1072617489983528960",
    "fullText" : "Never dumb yourself down for a man. The best ones find brains sexy.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072617489983528960"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1076200448607076361",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/3DcDDOc1q4 Let's follow @shlomif as he experiments with Vim's Python interface. #vim #vimways",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1076200448607076361"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1083572951205711872",
    "fullText" : "Enter Password. \n\nWrong.\n\nWrong.\n\nWrong.\n\nReset Password. \n\nNew password can’t be old password. \n\n*Sets fire to computer*",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1083572951205711872"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1069612417318047747",
    "fullText" : "\"Why are you so unsatisfied about your job?\"\n\"I'm a .NET dev that only write functional test cases /w Excel\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1069612417318047747"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1069653001994977281",
    "fullText" : "\"Any subject can be interesting if you study it and don't expect to know it immediately.\"\n{ author: @dakoon2003 }\nhttps://t.co/9GgPQFqllm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1069653001994977281"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1083730248372572160",
    "fullText" : "/dev/null is one of the best productivity apps on your computer. https://t.co/z31lJ44eC0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1083730248372572160"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1072226248733138945",
    "fullText" : "Any article/video that starts with \"Have you ever wondered how to X?\" or \"how X works?\" is a waste of the reader/viewer's time. Just tell us what's what.\n\nArticles need a good introduction, but \"Have you ever wondered...\" isn't it.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072226248733138945"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1084160840473833472",
    "fullText" : "That wicked lie, that the past is always tense and the future, perfect.\n -Zadie Smith",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1084160840473833472"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1072451620888289280",
    "fullText" : "If she got an A in her name she’s crazy don’t even get me started if she got 2 A’s",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072451620888289280"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1079072920759078914",
    "fullText" : "“All Too Well” was never a single, and it always blows my mind that it is consistently one of the loudest songs the crowd sings when I play it. Moments like this defined the Reputation Stadium Tour for me, and I can’t wait for you to see it in full starting at 12:01 AM 12/31 PST https://t.co/wgcV3oumje",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1079072920759078914"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1078604146742382592",
    "fullText" : "@MJcomp86 @bitfield C++ is supposed to be a better C according to the community :P",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1078604146742382592"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1069839490485604352",
    "fullText" : "the text color is #838c95. compared to black on white, this reduces contrast to about half. HALF! now why would anyone torture their eye is beyond me. Thank god for Alt-V Y N (or Shift-G on Opera). https://t.co/zuUigS4vMO",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1069839490485604352"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1072922477767127045",
    "fullText" : "@newyant Suggestion: Ideally people will spread your tweet, but few people know what your kind of thing is. Tweet this instead:\n\nI'm Name and I'm looking for my next job. I'm got N years in Foo, Bar and Bat technologies, and I'm located in Town. My resume/LinkedIn is at URL. Thanks!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072922477767127045"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1084443505940983808",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Many thanks for the C port of libtap btw. I've used it on 1 or 2 personal projects",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1084443505940983808"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1072611439486087169",
    "fullText" : "I had to read this twice before I got it🙄🙄 #wifiproblems https://t.co/ADR3nltre5",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072611439486087169"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1071625858165760000",
    "fullText" : "If anyone would like 2018 to include some good news, here it is...my 6 year old daughter, who woke up paralyzed from the waist down at 8 months old, who did many rounds of chemo, beat cancer and regained the use of her legs—has her first dance recital tomorrow. #cancer",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1071625858165760000"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1070790860512448512",
    "fullText" : "Use Puppeteer with Firefox! https://t.co/Y6XuN65tI4",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1070790860512448512"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1075492438242930694",
    "fullText" : "C is for fgets(); C++ is for those with (using namespace) std's, Haskell is for those who self-identify as Control.Monad.Trans.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1075492438242930694"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1084161085899337730",
    "fullText" : "No matter how much we want to – Going back in time isn't possible – Let go of the past – Accept where you are right now and embrace your \"New Life\" – Because that's what it is – So make it a good one\n\nJoin #MyLifeStory &gt;&gt;&gt; https://t.co/l0kZOWGl6M\n#chronicillness",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1084161085899337730"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1076177851588767745",
    "fullText" : "Parsing JSON with regexes has become the new parsing HTML with regexes.\n\nhttps://t.co/5kJP3hfXRa",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1076177851588767745"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1072267074909757440",
    "fullText" : "As Abraham Lincoln said...\n\n\" You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of those people are Trump supporters \"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1072267074909757440"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1065616792440188928",
    "fullText" : "I can't stand people who bikeshed, just had an extremely useless argument with a colleague about using \"if\", instead of \"unless\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1065616792440188928"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1056684284709195778",
    "fullText" : "“Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.\" - Unknown \n\n#Quote",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1056684284709195778"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1056150910550691840",
    "fullText" : "so i officially found the goodest doggo on the internet today https://t.co/JEibMzAIs1",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1056150910550691840"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1064272466162450432",
    "fullText" : "I'm leaving Mozilla https://t.co/OcdgBx0egq https://t.co/l70PrtcUnv",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1064272466162450432"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1064927753063952384",
    "fullText" : "CC and 50+ orgs urge the EU Council to turn the ship around on the harmful #Article13 and #LinkTax. If the © reform continues on its present course, it would “create severe impediments to the functioning of the internet and the freedom of expression of all” #FixCopyright https://t.co/uBc4rJtKFA",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1064927753063952384"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1064388889714974721",
    "fullText" : "@bagder thank you for all the awesome (ongoing) work, both at Mozilla and in open source! excited to see what you'll be up to next.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1064388889714974721"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1056128557058002944",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif I find a good metric for simplicity is 'developer cognitive load'. For someone not familiar with this code, is it obvious how it works? Does adding an abstraction layer make it more or less obvious? Of course, it's a judgment call, which is why not everyone is a senior dev.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1056128557058002944"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1063199286983299073",
    "fullText" : "Got a unit test that fails that you need to fix right away?  Add some diagnostics and instrumentation that will affect nothing at all about how the code runs, and chances are it'll run just fine.  Because of course it will.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1063199286983299073"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1068919917305634818",
    "fullText" : "It's Advent Calendar 2018 kickoff day. \n\nPerl: https://t.co/jw7cqOdGnE\n\nMojo: https://t.co/Yjg0DR3pXP\n\nPerl6: https://t.co/W67WMqX0ih\n\nVim: https://t.co/atrrEUDGHt\n\nAdvent of Code: https://t.co/nd24mrKThp\n\nSanta Tracker: https://t.co/EZk5J20Tz6",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1068919917305634818"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1068983620973588480",
    "fullText" : "The reason I can’t watch movies anymore:\n\n12 y.o. kid: “We can use the algorithm to find the hacker!”\n\n*plugs USB drive into computer”\n\n...3 seconds later...\n\nKid: “I’ve traced the IP address!”\n🙄",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1068983620973588480"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1056547641838968832",
    "fullText" : "Rare butterfly strawberry 🍓\nRt for good luck https://t.co/fAs7kLOGFN",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1056547641838968832"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1064567828097961985",
    "fullText" : "Please stop amplifying stupidity.\n\nIf there's something dumb on the Internet, you don't need to reply, or point and laugh.\n\nSo much of my feed is \"Hey look! A dumb thing someone said!\" We know (for example) flat-earthers and anti-Linux FUD exist. We don't need to be reminded.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1064567828097961985"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1067825591867633665",
    "fullText" : "@bitfield @dev_jac That seems like an improvement, where do I sign up?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1067825591867633665"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1067812116428701697",
    "fullText" : "Cheer up. You could be working on Oracle:\n\n* 25 million lines of C\n* Thousands of flags\n* 30 hours to run tests\n* At least 100 tests always fail\n* 2 months for code review\n* 2 years to ship a feature\n\n https://t.co/lHSHVP4Hii",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1067812116428701697"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1069361735931502592",
    "fullText" : "Happy Hanukkah from my son and @krassenstein’s son at the Hanukkah festival in Cape Coral Florida #HappyHanukkah https://t.co/PN1Lh6Qsxr",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1069361735931502592"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1063214543172788225",
    "fullText" : "@petdance Heisenbug!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1063214543172788225"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1062816913070399495",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/UwzzfHO57F",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1062816913070399495"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1067474648974147584",
    "fullText" : "I spend $50/year for @pobox to take care of my mail, so I don't need to deal with it.\n\nLooking at the amount of time email servers take up, it's easily the best $50 I could spend.\n\nThis is not so much an endorsement for @pobox as it is an endorsement for buying over building.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1056088737292185603",
    "fullText" : "We don't stop dreaming and exploring because we grow old. We grow old because we stop dreaming and exploring. #100daysofcode #javascript #womenwhocode #vuejs #reactjs #angularjs",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1056088737292185603"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1065468890128408576",
    "fullText" : "@bagder @shlomif Please try 'RE-RUN INCOMPLETE' button. It should appear if you open a completed failed or cancelled build which has some successful jobs. Button is very new, collecting the feedback now. https://t.co/ZXVjX4p4uw",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1056126300287578114",
    "fullText" : "In the last 12 months, we've added no less than 181 new names to the curl project's THANKS file. Now counting 1807 awesome individuals who's made curl what it is. Thanks!",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1065638300147363841",
    "fullText" : "@__upasana__ There's a fine line between bikeshed and \"details matter\", but most people who don't want to use unless must not think code with double negation isn't unconfusing.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1065638300147363841"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1063443322897924096",
    "fullText" : "Updates to fix bugs and security holes are constantly made available for apps and devices. To stay safe, why not check for updates now, just in case it's not happening automatically?\n\nRemember in addition to apps, your browser and operating system may need to be updated.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1063443322897924096"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1055740331537453056",
    "fullText" : "#KDE Bugsquad – Konsole Bug Day on October 30th, 2018 https://t.co/NRQZI7QKWn via @wordpressdotcom",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1067899017206611969",
    "fullText" : "@bitfield @pjakma *Knowing your product will be deployed in a massively ridiculous licensing model in order to rip off as many people as possible.",
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  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1049005751983734784",
    "fullText" : "Dear America. Three things you might want to reconsider:\n• The two party system\n• Lifetime appointments\n• The imperial system of measurement\n\nThank you.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1049005751983734784"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1055495221566455809",
    "fullText" : "I needed to double-space some output for printing, so I created ~/bin/double-space.\n\n#!/usr/bin/perl -n\nprint \"$_\\n\"\n\nTurns out I had already created ~/bin/doublespace in 2016. I guess tools are only useful if you remember they're there.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1050342923835985923",
    "fullText" : "I think I'm afraid to be happy because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1050342923835985923"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1044326253740912641",
    "fullText" : "Before replying to something online, reread both what you're replying to and your reply at least once.\n\nThree times if you're correcting someone.\n\nFive times if you're trying to be funny.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1050168788438503424",
    "fullText" : "How much of programming language design time is spent desperately wishing ASCII had more than three (four-ish with \"angle brackets\") kinds of bracket characters? God, I would kill for a couple more without having to resort to Unicode.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1050456585967816704",
    "fullText" : "Nothing is more beautiful than the smile that has struggled through the tears. https://t.co/IFOtiF5vBd",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1050456585967816704"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1053402806651158528",
    "fullText" : "#MegaMillions reminder:\n\nFor every💲3️⃣ you play on the lottery:\n💲1️⃣ goes to some winner,\n💲1️⃣ goes to run everything, including ads to get you to spend more, and\n💲1️⃣ goes to gov't, so you're helping shoulder the tax burden of corporations and wealthy who don't play.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1056005150479994880",
    "fullText" : "I believe in dating to marry lol. It doesn't mean I'm only dating you bc I want marriage but I'm not going to date someone I wouldn't marry",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1056005150479994880"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1055531682059730944",
    "fullText" : "I can't believe I came to class to watch a documentary about apples",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1055531682059730944"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1049019026448547846",
    "fullText" : "Spending money on others yields more happiness than spending it on yourself a study concluded.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1049019026448547846"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1048145926563323904",
    "fullText" : "#perl  local is not all-powerful, understandably. This does not work: { local  *STDOUT = *STDOUT; binmode(STDOUT, \":utf8\"); print_stuff(); } # expecting layers to be restored.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1048145926563323904"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1049967808128438274",
    "fullText" : "Spitfire jumps a distance of over 31 feet to create a new world record for the farthest leap by a dog https://t.co/00alb3lNYB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1049967808128438274"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1050382261978324992",
    "fullText" : "DuckDuckGo fun fact: it took us seven years to reach 10 million private searches in one day, then another two years to hit 20 million, and now less than a year later we're at 30 million! Thank you all 😃 #ComeToTheDuckSide\n\nhttps://t.co/qlSaz4j9ZH",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1050382261978324992"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "946891331019923457",
    "fullText" : "\"There's nothing more permanent than a temporary hack.\" - Kyle Simpson",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/946891331019923457"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1055459299969900545",
    "fullText" : "JUNIOR DEV: I'll copy and paste this code.\n\nMID-LEVEL DEV: Let’s refactor. If we add more abstractions, we can get rid of all this duplicated code!\n\nSENIOR DEV: A little copying is better than a little dependency. Copy and paste it.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1055580957468647424",
    "fullText" : "@bagder Sure, we will improve that.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1055580957468647424"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1055512265439481857",
    "fullText" : "My niece told everybody in her school that I’m her aunt and they think she lying 😂🙄now i gotta go pick her up 😩😩😩😩",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1055512265439481857"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1049014159600488448",
    "fullText" : "Maybe this is weird, but i really enjoy just sitting and talking in a car with someone at night. why a car? idk, but i could talk for hours.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1049014159600488448"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1055760619331301377",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif This is by way of a confession, because for at least 20 years I've been obsessively refactoring software to reduce duplication, and I'm finally starting to understand that it's not *always* the right thing to do. Or at least that you have to take other costs into account.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1055760619331301377"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1048373775719325696",
    "fullText" : "why #php sucks: global $foo_bar_baz = 'value'; doesn't work. you either have to repeat yourself: global $foo_bar_baz; $foo_bar_baz = 'value'; or use $GLOBALS['foo_bar_baz'] = 'value';",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1048373775719325696"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1049017791242756096",
    "fullText" : "It is believed that Russia has at least 15 secret cities with their names, and locations unknown.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1049017791242756096"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1055579421548126209",
    "fullText" : "@appveyor wish: we would reeeeeally like the ability to restart a single build instead of rebuilding the entire PR for a single intermittent failure...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1055579421548126209"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1054310644147613697",
    "fullText" : "You haven't lived for real until you're on display in a museum! =)\n\nThis text about me in Swedish is on display in the technical museum in Stockholm, Sweden. #polhemspriset https://t.co/o7zbLmAkaz",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1054310644147613697"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1055326005840265217",
    "fullText" : "Starlight Glimmer #133 S8E19 -06:52 https://t.co/h5SiS7H2Ai",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1055326005840265217"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1053325596170874880",
    "fullText" : "Exit interviews are basically \"We've never asked Deb for feedback about the company and how she likes it, but now that she's leaving, what the hell, let's ask her!\"\n\nIf the company didn't want your input before, then why do think they'll do anything about what you say now?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1053325596170874880"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1033052869954609153",
    "fullText" : "If you get gum stuck in your hair, melt some chocolate and rub it on the gum - it will come right out. Mayonnaise also works.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1033052869954609153"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1040698685426987008",
    "fullText" : "When will the voices in my head just stop and let me rest? https://t.co/6UZqmeys8i",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1040698685426987008"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1040734462928216065",
    "fullText" : "A sapiosexual is a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence in others.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1040734462928216065"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1041401314322915330",
    "fullText" : "Candy was all hyped up &amp; messing up paperwork I was going through. Then she suddenly switched gears &amp; became all chill. Lol! https://t.co/V1kfhKNfnj",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1041401314322915330"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1037899803613650945",
    "fullText" : "Just because something CAN be more secure\ndoesn't mean it should be\ndoesn't mean it needs to be\ndoesn't necessarily make it better\ndoesn't mean there is or will be a market for it\ndoesn't make it the 'right' thing to do\ndoesn't make someone an idiot for not doing it",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1037899803613650945"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1041402619204395008",
    "fullText" : "I just heard that today is National #StepFamilyDay. As a mom and stepmom myself,  I'm here to say that life doesn't always go the way you planned, but love is love - so let's celebrate all loving families today, regardless of how they came together! 💕",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1041402619204395008"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1041386100688711680",
    "fullText" : "*First woman in space*\n\n\"Houston, we have a problem.\"\nWhat’s the problem?\n\"Never mind.\"\nWhat’s wrong?\n\"Nothing.\"\nPlease tell us.\n“I'm fine.\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1041386100688711680"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1038617018314907648",
    "fullText" : "It's year 5 for #hacktoberfest! Celebrate Open Source with @DigitalOcean @Github and @Twilio. More info coming soon to https://t.co/bftCJYN8Li",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1038617018314907648"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1040710026804043776",
    "fullText" : "It’s easier to fix little errors when they happen than to wait until they become a big mess. “I was amazed by the thousands of daily error messages in the production logs, and that nobody was screaming in panic about it. Now errors are investigated daily.” https://t.co/tSZs66X1It",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1040710026804043776"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1041416302248644609",
    "fullText" : "Reasons why I stop replying: \n1) I'm busy \n2) You're boring \n3) I'm mad\n4) You replied with one word\n5) I'm on twitter\n6) I'm eating",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1041416302248644609"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1032756391063310336",
    "fullText" : "If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1032756391063310336"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1042548757919944706",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @metacpan @DuckDuckGo Metacpan is on github ...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1042548757919944706"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1044001864449241088",
    "fullText" : "I'd quit simply because of management lying to me about the reason. If you don't trust your employees, at least state it. https://t.co/wzzdwyNVEr",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1044001864449241088"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1038747634578669568",
    "fullText" : "Men are 20 times more likely to have a fatal injury at work than women.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1038747634578669568"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1041401199302336512",
    "fullText" : "Twitter: Where people express their thoughts, no one gives a shit, and everyone seems okay with it.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1041401199302336512"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1033037345442996225",
    "fullText" : "These Facebook posts with \"Post a book/movie/album that's important to you, no comments necessary\" are baffling. That \"Purple Rain\" is important to someone is not interesting without knowing WHY it's important to that person.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1033037345442996225"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1041411478690119680",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Ty",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1041411478690119680"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1044698979521449988",
    "fullText" : "ESR says LKML \"ought to be all about producing good code without regard to who is offended by the process.\"\n\nA process that offends people goes against the goal of producing good code by making willingness to be offended a job requirement.\n\nhttps://t.co/V5CyHrrRyR",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1044698979521449988"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1038078106404315136",
    "fullText" : "@Shatter242 @SwiftOnSecurity I know many people that have lost priceless data forever because they decided that it needed the utmost protection. Family photos, months and years of coding work, a novel... all gone, because it *had* to be encrypted.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1038078106404315136"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1033017277078224896",
    "fullText" : "Today's git trick I just learned:\n\ngit clone --depth=N only clones the last N revs, saving you from cloning the entire repo if you don't need the history.\n\ngit pull --unshallow will pull all the history if you decide you need it.\n\nThanks, @zachgarwood and @reallyjeffevans.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1033017277078224896"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1039895444791468033",
    "fullText" : "Today we mark an anniversary of what many saw as an attack on our freedoms.\n\nSome said they saw it coming, that it was only a matter of time.\n\nPundits mourned our way of life.\n\nYet we fought panic. We persevered. Our freedoms survive.\n\n100 days since Microsoft bought GitHub",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1039895444791468033"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1037936919592632321",
    "fullText" : "API pet peeve: returning only empty/false result when an error happens. current offender: Finance::Quote #perl #cpan",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1037936919592632321"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1032330905782759425",
    "fullText" : "Website: We noticed you're running an adblocker. \n\nMe: I noticed you attempted to install 29 trackers in my browser.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1032330905782759425"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1042100363736887296",
    "fullText" : "My project, ack, needs a Code of Conduct. If you have suggestions or helpful comments, please leave them here on this GitHub issue.\n\nhttps://t.co/oTJCSCqaQ4",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1042100363736887296"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1040736813982265344",
    "fullText" : "Before you pray: BELIEVE\nBefore you speak: LISTEN\nBefore you spend: EARN\nBefore you write: THINK\nBefore you quit: TRY\nBefore you die: LIVE\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1040736813982265344"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1032391261951426561",
    "fullText" : "@rakyll @maria_fibonacci That's great but we were looking for someone with 8 years of kubernetes experience",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1032391261951426561"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1026477105209659392",
    "fullText" : "“There are two ways of constructing a software design: \none way is to make it so simple that there are obviously\nno deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so \ncomplicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.  \nThe first method is far more difficult.”\n-- C. A. R. Hoare",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1026477105209659392"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1025197243672887296",
    "fullText" : "You just take one buzz word, put it right next to another, and profit. Blockchain devops, serverless blockchain, cloud native serverless, cloud native observability, observability blockchain.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1025197243672887296"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1023186363825434624",
    "fullText" : "@CodeWisdom Honestly I think the main difference is that they only get paid when it's \"done.\" A lot of artists would happily re-edit their stuff ad nauseaum",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1023186363825434624"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1022806982514888705",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @petdance Stack overflow is useful itself, I agree",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1022806982514888705"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1032546474557665280",
    "fullText" : "@bagder @jpmens I'm pretty sure the IT guy has nothing to do with those making the decisions so you would be punishing the wrong people anyway...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1032546474557665280"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1031539060769267712",
    "fullText" : "I’m looking for people who’d like to voluntarily work with me on side projects 🙌🏼 If you’d like to work with React/Redux/Node/GraphQL/Mongo in your free time, please DM me ✨ I really want to finish my apps, I just don’t have the time anymore to do it all by myself! 🙂",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1031539060769267712"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1024777152020008961",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: How long was I gone?\nSpike: Hundred forty-seven days yesterday. Uh, hundred forty-eight today. Except today doesn't count, does it? How long was it for you...where you were?\nBuffy: Longer.\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1024777152020008961"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1033040277852835842",
    "fullText" : "Cool collection of improved standard Linux tools\n\n* bat &gt; cat\n* prettyping &gt; ping\n* fzf &gt; ctrl+r\n* htop &gt; top\n* diff-so-fancy &gt; diff\n* fd &gt; find\n* ncdu &gt; du\n* tldr &gt; man\n* ack || ag &gt; grep\n* jq &gt; grep et al\n\nPlus some honorable mentions\n\nhttps://t.co/RbFz7vL3jd",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1033040277852835842"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1027572345068810240",
    "fullText" : "I feel a great need to somehow help programmers get over their fear of regexes.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1027572345068810240"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1026225182640357376",
    "fullText" : "I've been in an artificial neural network workshop all afternoon at #ThatConference. The most important thing I've learned is that machine learning involves a lot of time spent watching progress bars.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1026225182640357376"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1031939334302302208",
    "fullText" : "You don't have to apologize for that terrible code you wrote six months ago:\n\n“I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.”\n\n― Maya Angelou",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1031939334302302208"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1023185556212211712",
    "fullText" : "\"As a software developer, I envy writers, musicians, and filmmakers. Unlike software, when they create something it is really done, forever\" – Moxie Marlinspike",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1023185556212211712"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1032371954823524352",
    "fullText" : "There is lots of stress on engineers today to stay \"relevant\". Many think staying relevant is learning and trying all the new and shiny. Staying relevant to me is to be able to recognize significant problems in our field and the ability to set snake oil apart from solutions.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1032371954823524352"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1025925404861915136",
    "fullText" : "Finally getting somewhere with foam and flowmaps. Alright, time to pause and write a small blog post before I forget everything https://t.co/LYU2C6Ds60",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1025925404861915136"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1026476175110139904",
    "fullText" : "Feels great to finally feel comfortable using Docker and Kubernetes 🙌 They’re great technologies that I totally misunderstood/underestimated! I thought they were mainly for devops but they are amazing for developers as well 🙂 This will definitely make my life a lot easier!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1026476175110139904"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1031516205344059392",
    "fullText" : "Many enter. Few exit. https://t.co/epWBLXWyDd",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1031516205344059392"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1032661053455429632",
    "fullText" : "@bagder To be fair, it’s not the case that everyone in the US government knows everyone else in the US government (visas are the State Dep’t, not DHS), but curl documentation doesn’t suck.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1032661053455429632"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1024784969267179520",
    "fullText" : "I caught a not-peak-hour train last night. I’m confused. What are the blue things? Not seen those for a while https://t.co/hstjT5XUjE",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1024784969267179520"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1032629663833763841",
    "fullText" : "@bagder Gotta keep the riff raff out",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1032629663833763841"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1032635172737478656",
    "fullText" : "@edibleEnergy oh my, what if more people actually tried to google the answer *before* they email... :-)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1032635172737478656"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1027168802436468737",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/Z9d26b90ao",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1027168802436468737"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1032528721348100096",
    "fullText" : "At 128 days without any response on my US visa application, a Department of Homeland Security IT guy emails me for private curl support... The irony is not lost of me.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1032528721348100096"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1032279077187739648",
    "fullText" : "@olafalders @shadowcat_mdk But I generally don’t do the absolute best I can, because of some combination of time constraints and laziness.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1032279077187739648"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1032587529478914048",
    "fullText" : "Re-reading a very interesting book by the philosoper Aaron James. It's a psychological investigation of the mental processes of the typical \"Asshole\"\nThe asshole's chief characteristic seems to be a belief that no rules apply to him. He becomes aggressive if this is challenged",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1032587529478914048"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "977307281699344389",
    "fullText" : "If you think you're on the project from hell, this will cheer you up:\n\n* 6M lines of obsolete flavour C++\n* 50K classes\n* CORBA\n* 48hr build time\n* Average dev turnover 3 months\n* 35 managers for 25 developers\n* Fired if you arrive at 9.01am\n\n https://t.co/2GwkLCcYCT https://t.co/YStteaqYVX",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/977307281699344389"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1021722975911985152",
    "fullText" : "Home sweet home! Really enjoyed working on the interior of Beams house.   #gamedev #indiegames #indiedev #pixelart #UE4 https://t.co/xUkPjW65M9",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1021722975911985152"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1020340830240985088",
    "fullText" : "When I wrote a book on tmux, people said \"use the man page\".  It's a best-selling book.\n\nWhen I wrote a book on Grunt, people said \"use the docs.\" That book was a Jolt-award finalist.\n\nThe world is big enough for your ideas. Not everyone will love them. Don't let them stop you.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1020340830240985088"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1020738054712045568",
    "fullText" : "@bphogan @mainframed767 Any tips for maintainers of open source software on how to improve their documentation?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1020738054712045568"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1021733735413284864",
    "fullText" : "\"A friend to all is a friend to none.\" Aristotle",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1021733735413284864"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1020671481548759042",
    "fullText" : "@bphogan Will you be writing a book on systemd? Because when people tell me to \"use the man page\" for that pile of garbage, I just laugh at them.  Same with Git and its notoriously terrible documentation.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1020671481548759042"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1021111133850218497",
    "fullText" : "“So, using whatever language you want, php, python, perl, javascript, program something that gets today’s date and time, then writes it to a file.”\n\nMe:\n$ date &gt; today.txt\n\n“We don’t feel you have the right skill set.” https://t.co/OJuwwHZAJm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1021111133850218497"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1022055338558849024",
    "fullText" : "#Mocking is a #CodeSmell by @_ericelliott \nInteresting take on #testing #tdd #bdd and #oop https://t.co/8phj6an34O",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1022055338558849024"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1021004680653099008",
    "fullText" : "\"Werewolves? Bah. They have it easy.\"\n\"Turning into a wolf once a month is easy?\"\n\"It's predictable, and wolves are beautiful. I'd swap at once.\"\n\"So what's your affliction?\"\n\"Weresloth.\"\n\"No!\"\n\"Weather turns warm, boom! I turn into a sloth. Can't do anything.\"\n\"I'm so sorry.\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1021004680653099008"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1021304838297210880",
    "fullText" : "« Build a xxxxxxxxx clone with xxxxx and xxxxx libs in 15 mins »\n\nDon't spread these things, they are lies. For example, an « Instagram clone » is not an image sharing and social thing only: you also have to implement all the evil ads system for what it is primarily designed.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1021304838297210880"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1019183959417032710",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif better for who, that's what's different.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1019183959417032710"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1021720649159585792",
    "fullText" : "Working on a cave area recently.\nWhich design do you prefer?\n#gamedev #indiedev https://t.co/BORg6boUKq",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1021720649159585792"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1022572157874786305",
    "fullText" : "This could be the first genuinely cool feature in a Google product https://t.co/3QrIdLqbk1",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1022572157874786305"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1022522336392687618",
    "fullText" : "Next time someone says \"This might be a n00b question, but....\", reply that there's nothing wrong with n00b questions.\n\nMaybe if we all do this enough, people will stop feeling like they're bad and need to apologize for being a beginner.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1022522336392687618"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1020671961813405697",
    "fullText" : "@spatula75 No but I work at DigitalOcean on the tutorials there.  We have tons of free tutorials on FOSS including a bunch of systemd stuff. Any of that helpful? https://t.co/zvF2ByejFu",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1020671961813405697"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1021731511651971073",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Ah; in that I am too ignorant to help",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1021731511651971073"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1021843264624885760",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Every Tuesday. But I'm on vacation, so I greatly appreciated the @amerwitch reminder!!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1021843264624885760"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1019166091761868800",
    "fullText" : "The word \"burrito\" means \"little donkey\" in Spanish.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1019166091761868800"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1019213633694437377",
    "fullText" : "\"There's nothing more permanent than a temporary hack.\" - Kyle Simpson",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1019213633694437377"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1021732569778450433",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: Dawn's in trouble. It must be Tuesday. \n#HappyBuffyTuesday #BtVS",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1021732569778450433"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1022631195572690950",
    "fullText" : "You know what I'm sick of? The \"Nazis were left-wing\" crap. Please retweet this because people need to understand how alt-right propaganda works. Claiming that \"Nazis were left-wing\" is \"Holocaust denial lite\". You know why? 1/13",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1022631195572690950"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1022475125956980736",
    "fullText" : "\"Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love.\" - Pete Cordell",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1022475125956980736"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1022100802620583943",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif I hate mocks.  If you have a testing problem you’re solving with a mock, you now have two testing problem.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1022100802620583943"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1022524147765788673",
    "fullText" : "@petdance I have to say StackOverflow doesn't do much to help this where \"n00b questions\" are downvoted, closed as duplicate, locked etc. usually by a demi-god with 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 rep who thinks they are litereally the second coming of jesus",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1022524147765788673"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1020748726430822401",
    "fullText" : "@bonsaiviking @mainframed767 Examples. Use cases. Motivation. \n\nWhy should I use this?\nWhat problems will this make go away?\nHow do I use this correctly?\n\nReal world examples and tutorials. You clearly know why you built it. Assume readers are smart but can’t read your mind. \n\nHope that helps :)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1020748726430822401"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1273988870523191298",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif I've been meaning to write some Python packages as well. Perhaps your tweet will give some final pushes :)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1273988870523191298"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1301988607486353408",
    "fullText" : "Good morning programmers, let's automate! https://t.co/VK2f8rFsnu",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1301988607486353408"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1290733534685134848",
    "fullText" : "Under the guidance of the @Israel_MOD and @IsraelMFA, Israel has offered to send humanitarian &amp; medical assistance to Lebanon via security and international channels.\n\nThis is the time to transcend conflict. https://t.co/tUvGFTGBeR",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1290733534685134848"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1257361152805388288",
    "fullText" : "Inkscape 1.0\n\nhttps://t.co/713Ckdg4JN",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1257361152805388288"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1294249170627371011",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif *giggles*",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1294249170627371011"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1267610884983214080",
    "fullText" : "Btw the reason I have never liked to post about volunteering or donating is because I do not want credit or praise or anything. I do not want to be prideful and I do not want my intentions to be affected. I want no reward/recognition for giving. Thank you guys.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1267610884983214080"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1305248819672621056",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Is this the first step toward the end of 2020?\nTime will tell.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1305248819672621056"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1255500720436137986",
    "fullText" : "That feeling when you finally figured the fix to a bug. 😂 https://t.co/03AEU7eBeh",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1255500720436137986"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1273842450222575616",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif thanks, shlomi. will be waiting for your 200th :)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1273842450222575616"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1267418140272668674",
    "fullText" : "It took me 15 years of writing, 7 years of publishing ebooks, 20000 downloads of said eBooks, to receive this one print book, on this day, to make me a very happy author indeed.  Never give up on your writing dream! #amwriting https://t.co/yY5GOBWOtI",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1267418140272668674"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1281946592459853830",
    "fullText" : "I saw a job post the other day. 👔\n\nIt required 4+ years of experience in FastAPI. 🤦\n\nI couldn't apply as I only have 1.5+ years of experience since I created that thing. 😅\n\nMaybe it's time to re-evaluate that \"years of experience = skill level\". ♻",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1281946592459853830"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1298696865995722760",
    "fullText" : "What phrase signals that the person using it doesn't understand your field?\n\nExample: \"Computer error.\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1298696865995722760"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1257362663673409538",
    "fullText" : "@inkscape Congrats! :)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1257362663673409538"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1286015694023405569",
    "fullText" : "I've reverted my POD to the standard MOS. I'd love to be able to use an alternate style for my POD, but I don't want any conflicts with anything. @AFresh1 @PerlDean @ThePerlShop @hercynium @metacpan @n1vux @perigrin @shlomif @wantarray &amp; @_parv thanks for being part of this talk.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1286015694023405569"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1297552636376489986",
    "fullText" : "Which poem have you reread so many times you know it by heart?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1297552636376489986"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1249947875255222272",
    "fullText" : "I don't know if it because of my age, but it does not seem to be very easy to learn a new programming language. So I as I am learning Go I also prepare slides and teach it at the same time. That gives me faster feedback. The slides are here: https://t.co/f2Ci337ODq #golang",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1249947875255222272"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1266866991169748996",
    "fullText" : "Giles: There are forty-three churches in Sunnydale? That seems a little excessive.\nWillow: It's the extra evil vibe from the Hellmouth. Makes people pray harder.\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1266866991169748996"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1294044898971328512",
    "fullText" : "Studies have shown that writers that constantly write books sell more books than writers that constantly write tweets. #writingtips #writingmotivation",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1294044898971328512"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1314306616313905153",
    "fullText" : "Where the telescope ends, the microscope begins. Which of the two has the grander view? ~ Victor Hugo\n#Consciousness #Spirituality",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1314306616313905153"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1278816906833727488",
    "fullText" : "I can't help but wonder if the British and Americans mean the same thing when we say \"clever,\".",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1278816906833727488"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1306298505410097153",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/P4neH5tqKo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1306298505410097153"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1265200502796664833",
    "fullText" : "If you’re being interviewed for a job, try asking the interviewer \"Where do you see me in five years?\" If they don’t have a good answer, make your excuses and leave.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1265200502796664833"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1283827146587344897",
    "fullText" : "As of today, my current employer and I are parting ways.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1283827146587344897"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1274901682376318979",
    "fullText" : "I'm currently shopping for a puzzle...this one looks good, but I could see how calculating the age appropriateness might be just enough to discourage some buyers... ;) https://t.co/nUSLRe0rUq",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1274901682376318979"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1267078988255682564",
    "fullText" : "We’ve been taught that silence would save us, but it won’t. \n—Audre Lorde",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1267078988255682564"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1014202625116573701",
    "fullText" : "A Perfect Cozy Little Room In A Bookstore https://t.co/MnOb0jGAeL",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1014202625116573701"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1014193044885852160",
    "fullText" : "Faith: God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny?\nBuffy: Well... Sometimes I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards.\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1014193044885852160"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1009834049668567040",
    "fullText" : "Starting to make random notes for the \"Professional Programmer\" workshop I'm running in August. It's already spiralling our of control. I suspect it'll be a book too at some point. https://t.co/mLsFDM2j9K",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1009834049668567040"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1018973804431921152",
    "fullText" : "“How much better would the web be if every site embraced Brutalist Web Design? How amazing would it be to have readable text, clearly-marked interaction points, unobtrusive advertising, all wrapped up in a fast-loading site you could read on any device?” https://t.co/ZVnBhTMi3Q",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1018973804431921152"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1013846839932719104",
    "fullText" : "# NOTE: We had to write it like this to get around a bug.\n\nYES, AND?  DO GO ON, PLEASE.",
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    "tweetId" : "1014136505156161536",
    "fullText" : "Kudos to the Italian (blackout), Estonian (blackout), and English (banner) Wikipedias for taking this historic action to protest the ill-conceived EU Copyright Directive, which would have a devastating impact on the internet as we know it. https://t.co/C8Wvn7xojo",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "The EU © reform will break the internet as we know it. On Thursday the European Parliament will vote on whether to fast-track the proposal, or to reopen the discussions so improvements can be made. \n\nTell your MEPs to reopen it. \n\nhttps://t.co/Numq9seyOr #SaveYourInternet https://t.co/NSTgR670f1",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1011530750330593280",
    "fullText" : "@bitfield  https://t.co/VBorlsljDL",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I'm creating a platform where anyone can find projects to code instead of lame todo-lists, share their solution with other people, rate it etc. 🙌  Like CodeWars but for projects. I'd like to fill my database a bit already, so if you know any good projects let me know! 🔥",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1018170515045969926",
    "fullText" : "\"Give someone a program, you frustrate them for a day; teach them how to program, you frustrate them for a lifetime.\" - David Leinweber",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "🌞 Summer vibes! 🌞 Hope you're all getting ready for a fun holiday tomorrow. Been a super busy month for me, so... time for some relaxation and FUN! 🙆‍♀️ https://t.co/deLzTw4lH2",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1011280535824543750",
    "fullText" : "Dear everyone who has ever written a technical blog post ever: \nPLEASE PUT DATES ON YOUR POSTS. On your page. Anywhere. \n\nIs this information outdated? Is it still relevant at all? What version is it even for? If you don't put a date on it, the reader isn't going to know.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1014192569218191361",
    "fullText" : "How do you online shop?\n\nMe: https://t.co/qbdT9FuuVI",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "https://t.co/GzyWBAqqXW",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1014164104699895808",
    "fullText" : "Websites: please stop doing this https://t.co/PLwAKQrrZI",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1017025929619468288",
    "fullText" : "Dog meteor crashed to earth. https://t.co/zKsalqCF9b",
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    "tweetId" : "1014113121471008768",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif please file a bug! We'd be happy to take a look.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "🤓🌸🤓\n📷: @francesiacuzzi https://t.co/GD5XJIlWEl",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1016223109798662145",
    "fullText" : "👬 https://t.co/PB1u328Sar",
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  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1011722775130669057",
    "fullText" : "Saying goodbye to \"https://t.co/swDC72roag\" by @olafalders #perl https://t.co/I8ZEKa9YA5",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "whoever’s reading this, i pray that you find happiness. not temporary happiness, or “if i pretend and put on a smile &amp; laugh, maybe i’ll be happy” kind of happiness, but long lasting real happiness. the kind of happiness that makes ur face glow &amp; lights up ur soul. you deserve it",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "When the revolution comes, we'll round up insurance CEOs and make them navigate voice menus to talk to someone about a claim. Then they'll sit on hold listening to terrible jazz sampled at 16kbps, while being told their call is very important.\n\nWho's with me, brothers &amp; sisters?!",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Learn to say \"I do\" instead of \"I am\" when describing yourself to others. I do coaching, I do podcasting, I do parenting, but that is different from who I AM. | Listen to LIAM #Podcast: https://t.co/2OpwlGLqtU\n\n#Inspiration #Leadership #Success https://t.co/atZlCXyZrk",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "No one can change a person, but a person can be the reason someone changes. - SpongeBob is one smart guy.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1008355244743544833",
    "fullText" : "@ThePracticalDev This does not belong at all to a production system and is a bad practice in terms of security and means that your automation as failed or does not exist. If you really need it please implemented this to work only from the CLI.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "992728363541282816",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif HAPPY BIRTHDAY!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1001226999967420418",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/J9Se8FiXAg",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1009720306536206341",
    "fullText" : "&gt; we increased new releases to once a day\n&gt; wow, how'd you do that?\n&gt; fired the QA team",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "990192334993330177",
    "fullText" : "I definitely underestimated how amazing Regex is! 😍 This saves me so many lines of code",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1001171632503828480",
    "fullText" : "Someone sent me this :D https://t.co/UvUlAYZwC1",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Strongly disagree. Most of use who started coding in the 80s started with BASIC. We turned out just fine. The first thing that your first language should teach you is the _joy of coding_. https://t.co/hNqZ7Oj5jh",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Yesterday my 93 year old grandma went to sleep the for the final time.  She typically offered me Scotch when I visited, so here's to you Nana. https://t.co/2X8BROCcCY",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "This code skirt is by far the best skirt I’ve ever bought hahaha I love it! And it’s monokai highlighting!🔥 Feel like such a dork for being so excited about it lol https://t.co/TmWRG10zWv",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1009780751720730624"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1005561089394954240",
    "fullText" : "Healthy relationship weight 💛😌 https://t.co/76FRfTgjM7",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1005561089394954240"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1001255776583696387",
    "fullText" : "seriously my favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them... like seriously? you actually listened to me thank you",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1006544419535904768",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif I had this dream for years *after* having finished my MSc 😂",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1008620775656607744",
    "fullText" : "@OvidPerl @stommepoes This whole internet of things is a ruse to force companies to give us free coffee because their registers are offline 🤓.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "990070374900563968",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/4Knj1mLtLA",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "997383568631500800",
    "fullText" : "Twenty years of maintaining open source, and all I ever got... https://t.co/TBKRPSymx5",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/997383568631500800"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1000398747170476032",
    "fullText" : "Accurate. https://t.co/mGj2lvgccT",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1000398747170476032"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "859151783393992705",
    "fullText" : "BASIC computer language is 53 years old today. Retweet if BASIC was your first computer language? #ThisDayinSTEM https://t.co/POiuR7KOX2 https://t.co/lB5JQ89HYC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/859151783393992705"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1001887716794163200",
    "fullText" : "Sometimes I think those first years of being ills – Were far harder than they are now – Each day with #chronicillness teaches us something new – The symptoms may be worse – But life gets easier – As that knowledge, really helps\n\nJoin #MyLifeStory &gt;&gt;&gt; https://t.co/l0kZOWoKfe",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1001887716794163200"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1001597556550496256",
    "fullText" : "“Everybody just downloads precompiled binaries from random websites. Often without any authentication or signature. You don’t need to exploit any security hole anymore. Just build a container, and have people load your malicious binary to their network.” https://t.co/NqdV89Gsrm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1001597556550496256"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "990239725008052224",
    "fullText" : "im actually so sarcastic all the time its gotten to the point where i have to tell people im serious when i compliment them",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/990239725008052224"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1009777206149746689",
    "fullText" : "\"Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.\" - Linus Torvalds",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1009777206149746689"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1008606845613805568",
    "fullText" : "Cashier couldn't ring up my coffee because the internet was down. The register had to connect to the internet to send data to the server sitting next to it.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1008606845613805568"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "994578102645854208",
    "fullText" : "Loading a program into a computer by turning it into sound waves might seem futuristic, but we did that all the time back in the 80s. We called it 'cassettes' https://t.co/XlDJuMKoxZ https://t.co/27EQ1BVFRm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/994578102645854208"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1006215193611898880",
    "fullText" : "We're sad to tell you that Project Wonderful will be shutting down on August 1st of this year!  You can read more here:\n\nhttps://t.co/RyJMUaCoPH\n\n&lt;3 thank you all &lt;3",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1006215193611898880"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "999985002552135680",
    "fullText" : "This lunchtime I thought I'd find a bookshop to browser in. But then I remembered it was 2018 and the bookshops have all pretty much gone the way of the record shops :-/",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/999985002552135680"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "989957383337242625",
    "fullText" : "Eminem would spend hours every night studying the dictionary, so he could expand his vocabulary for his rhymes.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/989957383337242625"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "989086868196220929",
    "fullText" : "Happiness consists not in having much, but in being content with little. - Marguerite Gardiner \n\n#Quote",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/989086868196220929"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "988276015603634176",
    "fullText" : "Working on Perl toolchain is a hard job with very little rewards. You genuinely try to improve things by fixing bugs and you'll be blamed for breaking bug compatibility. One the very few rewards though is to get to know and work with these brilliant people #pts2018",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/988276015603634176"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "988840620654411776",
    "fullText" : "Haven’t been using my phone as much over the past week or so and it feels SO GOOD!!! I suggest everyone tries it!!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/988840620654411776"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "988095825124450309",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif is making an excellent job coding the Project Euler's challenge in #perl6 Check it out https://t.co/4UMRHeplf9 😍🦋",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/988095825124450309"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "980385568696799232",
    "fullText" : "I hate April fools so I will be hiding under a rock all day until it’s over 👍🏼",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/980385568696799232"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "986159257467916288",
    "fullText" : "Russia's censor Roskomnadzor appears to have accidentally blocked itself in its haste to shut down Amazon Web Services and Telegram. https://t.co/nhy721K61U",
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  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "988773051507658752",
    "fullText" : "“The purpose of software engineering is to control complexity, not to create it.” - Pamela Zave",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/988773051507658752"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
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    "fullText" : "חברה ישנה אצל טליה, הן מפטפטות כבר שעות. לגיטימי לחנוק אותן?",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "985877061943296000",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/RGWEOt6RpG - new stable 2.2.0 release of PySol FC . #opensource #solitaire #cardgames #games #foss",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/985877061943296000"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "989956913214435328",
    "fullText" : "Every relationship has its problems, but what makes it perfect is if you still want to be together when things go wrong",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "969308455860359168",
    "fullText" : "Woot woot! Got my first patch accepted to a big open-source project (FFmpeg). Granted, it was only 1 line, but I'll take it! (Also, this means FFmpeg now officially works with Power Gig XMA files) https://t.co/aaIxT2Cp9g",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/969308455860359168"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "982711668663836672",
    "fullText" : "Today is the only day you can do anything to change your life! https://t.co/9r3QgCsFJg",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/982711668663836672"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "982710323797880833",
    "fullText" : "Me looking at old pictures: \"Why?\"Me looking at old haircut: \"Why?\"  Me looking at old clothes: \"Why?\"Me looking at old crush: \"Why?\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/982710323797880833"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "985665263759777792",
    "fullText" : "Willow: So, will you help me?\nAnya: Is it difficult or time-consuming?\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/985665263759777792"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "982711400807231489",
    "fullText" : "The virtuous are those who content themselves with being virtuous without seeking to appear so. Plato",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "988970463928860673",
    "fullText" : "She pink https://t.co/k16R5Gc3Ca",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "986151813404594176",
    "fullText" : "Got dared by @shadowcat_mdk to wear Perl t-shirts to my Python course. #missionaccomplished https://t.co/tBv0yFtOyZ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/986151813404594176"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "982709626092343301",
    "fullText" : "It's possible for humans to blow up balloons with their ears.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/982709626092343301"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "985802980128690176",
    "fullText" : "One of the most under valued thing in life is a hug. A hug can change almost anything and it's such a simple act, so here is one from me to you, for when you next need one (((((Hug))))) :-)\n\n#PSMyWords",
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  }
}, {
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    "fullText" : "It doesn't matter who they are, or where they are, if we regret having not said something we should, it's never too late to do so. Say “Sorry”, say “I love you”, whatever it is, say it and say it now\n\n@ArthurPlitt\n@RailwayTavernLF\n@IntheFrame1\n#PSMyFollows",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Progress is sometimes hard to see…but for much of humanity, the world is better than it’s ever been: https://t.co/nY4s5a7fyj via @MaxCRoser https://t.co/aBX5xJyDXg",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/837751940356444160"
  }
}, {
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    "fullText" : "I knew this day would come but the love for My Little Pony is gone. A show I once loved &amp; watched has now become a distant memory. I've even started to neglect this account.Maybe one day I'll rewatch it but who knows. So when that day comes I'll be more active.Till then Peace Out",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/985299036478607360"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "985876362291564545",
    "fullText" : "Adam: Scouts honor.\nSpike: You were a boy scout?\nAdam: Parts of me were. \n#MonsterMonday #BtVS #BuffyQuotes",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "985632379984338944",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/IcazSwHkSr",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/985632379984338944"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "976448780139720705",
    "fullText" : "That is not how you boop someone Rarity https://t.co/M8EJHr4wFc",
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    "tweetId" : "978853469460279298",
    "fullText" : "friends: you need to drink less\n\nme: https://t.co/JMlEb4T4RO",
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    "tweetId" : "979889336161366017",
    "fullText" : "We about to cause some problems https://t.co/1oOpsk0Ka5",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "979724939061223424",
    "fullText" : "Awesome Winter Boots - https://t.co/Ol0VtHLjyw https://t.co/pBXSHW8Mgu",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979724939061223424"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "979765326920503296",
    "fullText" : "\"The strength of JavaScript is that you can do anything. The weakness is that you will.\" - Reg Braithwaite",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979765326920503296"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "979820432118435842",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/cQpFgtqCMO",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979820432118435842"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "975365136230699008",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Another April Fools post, no less. Nice!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/975365136230699008"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "974837104445415425",
    "fullText" : "You only lose what you cling to. \n     — Buddhist proverb\n\nPhoto by Samuel Zeller\nhttps://t.co/DoRAa6INeZ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/974837104445415425"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "978683282488549377",
    "fullText" : "In South Africa, they have a more effective version of the usual \"Please keep off the grass\" sign. https://t.co/zBdNmUK3hx",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/978683282488549377"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "972292703307358208",
    "fullText" : "My phone after  playing Word Beach https://t.co/nPaQilFr7p",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/972292703307358208"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "979898973799505920",
    "fullText" : "Willow: What kind of punch did you make?\nBuffy: Uh, lemonade. I made it fresh and everything.\nWillow: How much sugar did you use?\nBuffy: Sugar?\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979898973799505920"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "974364686685794304",
    "fullText" : "concerned parent: if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them?\nmachine learning algorithm: yes.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/974364686685794304"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "975729526310428672",
    "fullText" : "Funny over-clever error messages in gcc 7 C++ compiler:\n\ntst-pthread.c:171:5: warning: implicit declaration of function ‘usleep’; did you mean ‘fseek’? [-Wimplicit-function-declaration]\n     usleep(1000);\n     ^~~~~~\n     fseek\n\nToo much information. And wrong information...",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "979055995291873281",
    "fullText" : "Do things that scare you.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979055995291873281"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "979768467984470016",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: Who are you?\nSpike: You'll find out on Saturday.\nBuffy: What happens on Saturday?\nSpike: I kill you.\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979768467984470016"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "979134753164156934",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/tb2BEouwlU",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979134753164156934"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "979828871368511489",
    "fullText" : "Writing better code, in five (not so) easy steps:\n\n1. Zero comment policy. Instead of comments, focus on code readability.\n2. Zero TODO policy. Your codebase is not a project management system.\n3. Self-documenting code\n4. Immutables\n5. One LoC per thought\n\nhttps://t.co/JwbSaToz7a https://t.co/tI8MtEon5O",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979828871368511489"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "972011680979759104",
    "fullText" : "Hey, \"Mastering Cat\" (@shlomif) would be a great book. #cat #unix #MasteringCat https://t.co/edGPz4mIQo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/972011680979759104"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "971436016283406336",
    "fullText" : "Now this is art! https://t.co/Bhlf7qrLYV",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/971436016283406336"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "971205546643730432",
    "fullText" : "\"You're taking me home now right?\" https://t.co/Cp1rntBDx1",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/971205546643730432"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "979863652193964032",
    "fullText" : "When walking, walk. \nWhen eating, eat.\n      — Zen proverb\n\nPhoto by Brian Mann\nhttps://t.co/k0LOPbuzcv",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979863652193964032"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "979459198554705925",
    "fullText" : "OMG I AM CRYING 😂 https://t.co/qjWfVjnKe8",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979459198554705925"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "975497116662480897",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif On another note, I really enjoyed your \"Human Hacking\" story. It seemed very plausible, and I liked that you referenced real-world things like the various things at Stanford.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/975497116662480897"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "977142063560093701",
    "fullText" : "If you can walk, you can dance. If you can talk, you can sing. ~ African Proverb, Zimbabwe",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/977142063560093701"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "979099757992955904",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/o32J5bM5aj",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979099757992955904"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "965549081207672832",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif My condolences.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/965549081207672832"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "964348717766795264",
    "fullText" : "A labrador labradoing what a labradog labrado https://t.co/fcvdTN2xTY",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/964348717766795264"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "970596940894392320",
    "fullText" : "I hate slack too. Not just the UI (which is less convenient than any of the alternatives) - the entire concept. https://t.co/6DGsC31ZZ1",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/970596940894392320"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "961979766097235972",
    "fullText" : "VLC 3.0.0 is out now!\nhttps://t.co/DvaS6gpTvt\n\nIt brings 4K/8K hardware decoding, 360 video &amp; 3D audio, Network Share browsing, Chromecast, new subtitle rendering, HD codec Audio pass-through, complete Blu-ray menus, faster seeking and numerous new formats! https://t.co/buM7uw88mr",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/961979766097235972"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "962619743277432832",
    "fullText" : "#OnThisDay 1938: The first attempt at science fiction on television aired - a BBC adaptation of Karel Čapek's Rossum’s Universal Robots. https://t.co/2rSOLu1If8",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/962619743277432832"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "968448155816747008",
    "fullText" : "Don't try and make everyone like you, instead try and act in such as way that you like how you treat everyone.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/968448155816747008"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "964355877384855552",
    "fullText" : "新年快乐！",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/964355877384855552"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "965073422459031557",
    "fullText" : "\"Hello there. This is Fox.\" https://t.co/qUZHounOkb",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/965073422459031557"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "965680377166692352",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/o2KCnbaJu0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/965680377166692352"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "971094796155609088",
    "fullText" : "AppVeyor for Linux is now available: https://t.co/BzynxtXt5P",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/971094796155609088"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "959841163137122305",
    "fullText" : "\"A primary cause of complexity is that software vendors uncritically adopt almost any feature that users want.\"- Niklaus Wirth",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/959841163137122305"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "960362750252867590",
    "fullText" : "I'm so confused. Is this really right??\nI'm turning 28 this year \nKath is turning 26\nLisa is turning 25\n.................\nThat can't be right....... Pretty sure Lisa is like 22 and Kath is 24......",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "964987762813399040",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: No, it doesn't stop! It never stops! Do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is, how dangerous? I would love to be upstairs watching TV, or gossiping about boys, or God, even studying! But I have to save the world...again.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/964987762813399040"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "964274579207311360",
    "fullText" : "#BuffyQuotes #Buffy https://t.co/O5yjeFP2Gt",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/964274579207311360"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "964856220183093249",
    "fullText" : "“The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.” - Anonymous",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/964856220183093249"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "965001467554910208",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/CrvtM0Itwc",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/965001467554910208"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "959938806001659905",
    "fullText" : "DONALD TRUMP said that if I voted for Hilary Clinton I'd be stuck with a criminal President under constant federal investigation from day one.\n\nTRUMP WAS RIGHT\n\nI voted for Hilary &amp; I've been stuck with a criminal President under constant federal investigation from day one.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "928848521012195328",
    "fullText" : "💫 you can push into Array.prototype and totally mess up empty arrays https://t.co/NPL71D7tBe",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/928848521012195328"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "965032247869845504",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/9b4aEJLoAc",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/965032247869845504"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "954021121652752384",
    "fullText" : "Note to self... https://t.co/Jgtcv1eY6O",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/954021121652752384"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "971142614148788224",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Should be fixed now, sorry about that. Please restart one of the builds or start a new one.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/971142614148788224"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "968184103735611392",
    "fullText" : "\"So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.\" – Ryan Singer",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/968184103735611392"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "951803444221837313",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Just spotted your fortune-mod resurrection; great stuff! Some tidy-up incoming on GitHub!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/951803444221837313"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "965218596560494593",
    "fullText" : "“The costs of complexity, rough as they are during development, bite hardest after deployment” -\n Eric Steven Raymond",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/965218596560494593"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "965514290705952768",
    "fullText" : "KDE received $200,000 from the Pineapple Fund! We will use it to make KDE applications and environments more usable, develop more ways of protecting users' privacy, and build a larger and even more inclusive community.\n\nMore information at https://t.co/PWtBpXubq9 https://t.co/WPnZYQ1arb",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/965514290705952768"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "949791945735507977",
    "fullText" : "\"If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.\" -  David Leinweber",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/949791945735507977"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "943668627806523392",
    "fullText" : "While you inherit DNA from both parents, you end up using your father's DNA more — genetically, you are more like your dad than your mom.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/943668627806523392"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "955940433389072384",
    "fullText" : "“The exercise of imagination is dangerous to those who profit from the way things are because it has the power to show that the way things are is not permanent, not universal, not necessary.”\nUrsula K. LeGuin,\nThe Wave in the Mind\n#UrsulaKLeGuin",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/955940433389072384"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "957457140834340864",
    "fullText" : "When employers want you to have 10 years of experience before the age of 22. https://t.co/IzQX86TLB9",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/957457140834340864"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "953734440353779713",
    "fullText" : "Your email inbox is not your to-do list.\nYour open browser tabs are not your to-do list.\nYour starred items in Slack are not your to-do list.\n\nYour to-do list is your to-do list.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/953734440353779713"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "950096360975618048",
    "fullText" : "👒🎀 https://t.co/LZoWB1mGmP",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/950096360975618048"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "943233749864640513",
    "fullText" : "The whole moon  . . .\n     — Dōgen Zenji\n\nPhoto by Aaron Burden https://t.co/bVNPdUrkOD",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/943233749864640513"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "943125033634942976",
    "fullText" : "Joplin is an open-source, cross-platform Evernote replacement for Windows, MacOS, Linux, Android, iOS, and the command line. Supports sync, Markdown, images, attachments, and Evernote import https://t.co/Q35YFH4rL9 https://t.co/AfnhyxbACV",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/943125033634942976"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "943436852597370880",
    "fullText" : "It's not that I'm afraid to die.  I just don't want to be there when it happens ~ Woody Allen #quote",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/943436852597370880"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "940943640968404992",
    "fullText" : "Take time every day to pass on at least one smile to a stranger, as from a bigger to a king, everyone matters equally\n\n@quark1972\n@mickgillivan\n@Wildfang135\n#PSMyFollows",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/940943640968404992"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "940936960562130944",
    "fullText" : "We're officially in the season where I write \"Merry Christina\" on every card by accident and then turn \"in\" into an m, add an \"s\" and we're good. 😅",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/940936960562130944"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "950191212618813447",
    "fullText" : "Spike: I like my plan better. Get up, get out, get drunk. Repeat as needed. It's just more elegant.\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/950191212618813447"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "949274114358849538",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/M19yU4JDL2",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/949274114358849538"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "955940069138866177",
    "fullText" : "\"There's a point, around age twenty when you have to choose whether to be like everybody else the rest of your life or to make a virtue of your peculiarities.\"\n\n –The Dispossessed \n\n#UrsulaKLeGuin",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/955940069138866177"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "955930629165735937",
    "fullText" : "I'm in an anonymous hotel room a very long way from home, so glad I have Amanda and our tiny son with me tonight. Here's the New York Times: https://t.co/nQ1ufR88aW #UrsulaKLeGuin",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/955930629165735937"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "940935434229747712",
    "fullText" : "Be the person your dog thinks you are! via @DrDarcySterling! https://t.co/SFPLPVK1Rc",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/940935434229747712"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "943297090565885954",
    "fullText" : "Giles: Things involving a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now if it were a nice ogre or some such, I'd be much more in my element.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/943297090565885954"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "951516448748457984",
    "fullText" : "Robin: You have visions?\nBuffy: Sometimes.\nRobin: Well, how do you know that they're not just dreams?\nBuffy: You're running to catch the bus naked? That's a dream. Army of vicious vampire creatures? That's a vision. Also, I was awake.\nRobin: A bus to where?\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "955940985887973377",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: Do you want to hear my philosophy?\nWillow: Yeah, I do.\nBuffy: Life is short.\nWillow: Life is short.\nBuffy: Not original, I'll grant you. But it's true. You know?.. Seize the moment. Cause tommorow you might be dead.\nWillow: Oh...that's nice.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/955940985887973377"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "940414202761527296",
    "fullText" : "I have been baking all day for cookie tins as gifts and so far everything has ended up in the trash. I lost my #bakingshadow. Suggestions? https://t.co/SH7GxFgXoN",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/940414202761527296"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "951768283581173760",
    "fullText" : "RT if you support her passion https://t.co/onRsYNIoTQ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/951768283581173760"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "940935615851442176",
    "fullText" : "Hypopituitarism is a rare disease that doesn't allow a person to feel love.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/940935615851442176"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "949487107445161984",
    "fullText" : "😎🍒 https://t.co/qiIqjiZoJ0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/949487107445161984"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "940935476214681601",
    "fullText" : "he's so innocent \nbut he thinks he's bad",
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    "tweetId" : "950007891041374208",
    "fullText" : "A man named Ronald Macdonald robbed a Wendy’s in 2005.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "933378385455312896",
    "fullText" : "🙏🏼🍗🍴 https://t.co/eY4FnFsUVu",
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    "fullText" : "RT ActionComplete \"RT ActionComplete: We should be taught not to wait for #inspiration to start a thing. #Action a… https://t.co/gvkcWZgQrX\"",
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    "tweetId" : "938876210150608899",
    "fullText" : "“I always had this lingering fear of Git — and it was because I didn’t really understand it. So my plan was simple: only use git clone, pull, commit, add, push. And if anything didn’t work out as planned, panic.” https://t.co/4OFIVq7QnT /by @AnweshaChatte12 /via @sehurlburt https://t.co/BWykJlJOsi",
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    "tweetId" : "937011327628914689",
    "fullText" : "i got 99 problems and every one of them is a luftballon",
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    "tweetId" : "925965046756159488",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/NvJGFnKJMU",
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    "tweetId" : "915606225806659585",
    "fullText" : "RT ActionComplete \"Not everyone will understand your journey. That's fine. It's not their journey to make...\n#insp… https://t.co/MyAp6MXgYu\"",
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    "fullText" : "https://t.co/2JE7ivhlm7",
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    "tweetId" : "915595106853560320",
    "fullText" : "Stupid solutions that succeed are still stupid solutions. ~ Yiddish Proverb",
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    "fullText" : "For every fave this tweet gets, I will give you one #golang fun fact",
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    "tweetId" : "937491669406175237",
    "fullText" : "\"you can't study all the course material for your final in one night\"\n\nnot until i shift into\n\nMAXIMUM OVERDRIVE https://t.co/G1JMtk7ERo",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "933342819628011521",
    "fullText" : "\"When to use iterative development? You should use iterative development only on projects that you want to succeed.\" - Martin Fowler",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "928277980580900866",
    "fullText" : "No matter how much you work on it, how much time you dedicate to it, your looks will always be the least you have to offer.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/928277980580900866"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "918447210580336640",
    "fullText" : "normal person lying in bed:\n\"did I lock the back door?\"\n\nprogrammer lying in bed:\n\"did I close the database connection?\"",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "937487007600857090",
    "fullText" : "@suhhseal @AlexJonathan https://t.co/1tQ25XmaYX",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "918820606921138177",
    "fullText" : "A man should choose a friend who is better than himself. ~ Chinese Proverb",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "933117850583228417",
    "fullText" : "It's starting to get cold. Time to big out the sweaters https://t.co/03sjpehIhq",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "940383482399911936",
    "fullText" : "B: Is Sunnydale better than when I first came here? I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger.",
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    "fullText" : "RT ActionComplete \"RT ActionComplete: I've heard there's going to be a recession. I've decided not to participate.… https://t.co/bmwC9pFVmk\"",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "925825113341050880",
    "fullText" : "\"Twitter is information you care about from people you don't know, Facebook is information you don't care about from people you do\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/925825113341050880"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "918755259450830848",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/M1eGxHZIli",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/918755259450830848"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "928944101273333761",
    "fullText" : "“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/928944101273333761"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "918813070272745472",
    "fullText" : "Do the Chinese realize that when they're visiting America, they buy souvenirs made in their own country?",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "928059995027050496",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say \"undead American\"?\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "914881341144973312",
    "fullText" : "My heart is broken for Las Vegas. Music is a place to find refuge not fear. Praying for the victims and their families.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/914881341144973312"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "915183406807441409",
    "fullText" : "Everyday, I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday. Yesterday you were pretty fuckin annoying.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/915183406807441409"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "911864036823846912",
    "fullText" : "*Girlfriend hugs boyfriend* Her friends: Awwww *Boyfriend hugs girlfriend* His friends: Hell yea, grab that ass bro!",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "904386768820215808",
    "fullText" : "Retweeting this because you have nothing else better to do.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/904386768820215808"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "904383235978698752",
    "fullText" : "The only expectations you have to live up to, are your own. So make yourself proud :-))\n\n#PSMyWords",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/904383235978698752"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "901569573568303104",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Seems to me deletionists delete because they lack notability.  Perhaps deleting the work of others makes them feel powerful. It's #bullying",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "911770296532815875",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: Does it ever get easy?\nGiles: You mean life?\nBuffy: Yeah. Does it get easy?\nGiles: What do you want me to say?\nBuffy: Lie to me.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "908377891460628481",
    "fullText" : "This is poetry. Pure (mom) poetry. ✨😂 #MomLife (via @PureWow) https://t.co/NTVXGaeBHi",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/908377891460628481"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "908355805870804993",
    "fullText" : "'You've seen my benevolence &amp; not my rage. If it is a war you want then it is a war you shall get!'\n(By Oksara)\n#PrincessCelestia #Brony https://t.co/XJ6DL5eyM8",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/908355805870804993"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "911778830179880962",
    "fullText" : "@thechrisbarron Care for a cat selfie in the last hours of  #Caturday? https://t.co/pJnx6O0652",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/911778830179880962"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "895774914820546560",
    "fullText" : "If you enjoy pedantry on a massive, systemic, brain-damaging scale, you should definitely consider a career in programming",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/895774914820546560"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "911978823067062272",
    "fullText" : "RT ActionComplete \"RT ActionComplete: The greatest weapon against #stress is our ability to choose one thought...\n… https://t.co/i7ziYVnQiC\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/911978823067062272"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "908374818504024065",
    "fullText" : "Islam, Christianity, and Judaism worship the same God, but in different ways. #WhyCantWeJustGetAlong",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "910662256798654464",
    "fullText" : "🖤🖤🖤 https://t.co/fj29pWBRC7",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "886205862519418880",
    "fullText" : "Best UX https://t.co/9v2vxE7t1U",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "908333239143682048",
    "fullText" : "Purism and @kdecommunity are partnering to bring KDE Plasma Mobile to the Purism #Librem5, a truly free smartphone.\n\nhttps://t.co/lKjpbhea5N https://t.co/QsU9EfH38z",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "If you want to change the world, start with the next person who comes to you in need. — B. D. Schiers https://t.co/SDveFkjGLr",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "904033716346945536",
    "fullText" : "Walking potato https://t.co/08nv6rIQ6s",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "911896085739790336",
    "fullText" : "A tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep! 😊\n\n[#leadership #quote] https://t.co/OrVDU3HwF9",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "908372869645705216",
    "fullText" : "This week's #GrimmieThursday feature is from 2010 with Christina singing a cover of \"Halo\" by Beyoncé.  https://t.co/IutKw6deCY",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "910634021754830849",
    "fullText" : "Fall is fast approaching https://t.co/Pr7KjPrNDm",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "904376949207965698",
    "fullText" : "Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking, if anyone heard us right now they'd think we're crazy.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "RT ActionComplete \"RT ActionComplete: I applaud those who speak, but I admire those who act.\n~Steve Maraboli\n#quot… https://t.co/3sAbAlLyu9\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/908376357813571589"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "910604251788972033",
    "fullText" : "Don't try to fix your company's broken culture; you can't. Just go work for a better company (or start one).",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "When a cop pulls you over and asks,\"do you know why I pulled you over,\" you might not want to say \"because my tires look like donuts\"",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A Clark #quote https://t.co/yIdoFbA1SF",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "1/3 of US bandwidth is used by Netflix...\n\nthe rest is used by `rm -rf node_modules &amp;&amp; npm install`",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/908335750797766656"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "904099947590582272",
    "fullText" : "(2/4) there's just a body. I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead. It's stupid, it's mortal and stupid.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "899102192338075648",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: How was school today?\nDawn: The usual. A big square building filled with boredom and despair.\nBuffy: Just how I remember it.\n#Buffy",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "897825567088799744",
    "fullText" : "Want to contribute to open source but feel insecure about your coding skills? Contribute to documentation! Nobody does and we need it BADLY.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "898891550138159104",
    "fullText" : "Cerberus as a puppy, guarding the gates to heck. https://t.co/qkux7Xhx4P https://t.co/8v5QHEOvv8",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "903778476267716609",
    "fullText" : "Why not try EMACS? https://t.co/jec27HcaWV",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "899680324745129988",
    "fullText" : "'Your pitiful Light has finally been covered in a veil of Eternal Darkness.'\n(By Turnipberry)\n#MLPFiM #NightmareMoon #SolarEclipse #Brony https://t.co/o49j3U6yN6",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/899680324745129988"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "897889242466013184",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @TPCiA i have added link to the repo",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Buffy: Maybe it's time for a new tradition: birthdays without boyfriends. It can be just as fun.\nWillow: Preaching to the choir, here, baby.",
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    "tweetId" : "899316090819497985",
    "fullText" : "When you are lacking in faith, Others will be unfaithful to you. ~ Taoist Proverb",
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    "fullText" : "I trained a neural network to generate My Little Ponies, and these are some of the worst ones. https://t.co/S5hQetCjUa https://t.co/80ODO7oZc3",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "My slides https://t.co/rLIxibghWB #TPCiA @TPCiA . IF ANYBODY HAS MISSED MY TALK!!!!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "903473922082877441",
    "fullText" : "Uhhhh the titanic.... https://t.co/JDmbUiyX8y",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "904299874501488640",
    "fullText" : "Wow here I am in a city where i know nobody (except my colleagues) doing nothing all day. Help me Internet!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "899681330853752833",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "899680252728938496",
    "fullText" : "That awkward moment when you're trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way... twice.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "In Iraq, in the book market, books remain in the street at night because Iraqis say: The reader does not steal &amp; the thief does not read ... https://t.co/Jd2ohQqlqZ",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "899029157656412160",
    "fullText" : "Stay weird, Vancouver.  #StandUpToRacism https://t.co/nhvK6KOpq3",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk to each other instead of about each other. #inspiration https://t.co/YuefdvFnUG",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Lyra is ready for a fight https://t.co/IMcktrRDhF",
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    "fullText" : "lol if you think i actually hired a photographer to take pictures of my new puppy then you're exactly right bc i totally did. https://t.co/BDOmtjHNav",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "899166612334403585",
    "fullText" : "Squirrels peering out of the knot in a tree https://t.co/2fUETBLWAO",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "898986011467943936",
    "fullText" : "I'm excited for my surprise birthday party tomorrow",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "898954230110855168",
    "fullText" : "When you are too fluffy for words https://t.co/pLGoMGOB9V",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "904362114109886464",
    "fullText" : "#TDIM 1934, Born on this day, blues guitarist Freddie King. Eric Clapton covered his 'Have You Ever Loved A Woman' on the 'Layla' album. https://t.co/Qzq3cMHWqA",
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    "tweetId" : "887320765414207491",
    "fullText" : "Best Dr. Who comment I've seen \n\"Far too many female characters are two-dimensional. I’m ready for one that can travel in four.\" - @PennyRed",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/887320765414207491"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "883478146661666816",
    "fullText" : "(1/2) Willow: Yeah, okay, werewolf. But that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I'm not much fun to be around either.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/883478146661666816"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "883619952649003008",
    "fullText" : "In these days life is screaming to me: \"If you want to have success in life just look good.\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/883619952649003008"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "883781073884282882",
    "fullText" : "i now have 10 open source clojure libraries on clojars #devmilestones",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/883781073884282882"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "886579404503216128",
    "fullText" : "The #Mageia community is delighted to announce the release of Mageia 6! With Plasma 5, DNF support, ARM port &amp; more! https://t.co/5GJB6YdVJt",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/886579404503216128"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "897597505252323328",
    "fullText" : "I'd rather lose fans and stand up for what I believe in rather than be a bystander. #sorrynotfuckingsorry",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/897597505252323328"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "884194695366283264",
    "fullText" : "@joesegal  https://t.co/u2xo7RkZIF",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/884194695366283264"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "884116988783669250",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/0GbD3o0jjR",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/884116988783669250"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "883785211959496704",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif np. you didn't ask, but i'll also volunteer i'm quite enjoying kotlin of late, some of my clojure modules use kotlin internally.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/883785211959496704"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "885794487213015040",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif It's more of me being sad. :(",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/885794487213015040"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "884039721739055104",
    "fullText" : "I love this! https://t.co/mxxUQfo8dN",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/884039721739055104"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "897809312277565440",
    "fullText" : "I really don't want to get out of bed today https://t.co/BLeId0jrrn",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/897809312277565440"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "897647658378162176",
    "fullText" : "Reasons my gpa won't go up this semester   😬 https://t.co/aIARAgXcBZ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/897647658378162176"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "895927451766976512",
    "fullText" : "RT ActionComplete \"RT ActionComplete: Any society that would give up a little #liberty to gain a little...\n~Ben Fr… https://t.co/cgx9l6tbtN\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/895927451766976512"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "883784134530916352",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif they certainly can, although the clojure apis make everything an object so may require much casting to use from java.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/883784134530916352"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "883776561593430016",
    "fullText" : "Anything that can be lost was never truly ours, anything that we cling to only imprisons us. — Jack Kornfield https://t.co/fKIPNjmYa5",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/883776561593430016"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "897547163848261632",
    "fullText" : "Things that are constantly dropping:\n-my followers\n-my bank account \n-\n-the number of ppl that love me",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/897547163848261632"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "883780409758162945",
    "fullText" : "Oh #nmap... Why must you be so slow when I'm in a hurry...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/883780409758162945"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "895996717228675072",
    "fullText" : "Bad is never good until worse happens. ~ Danish Proverb",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/895996717228675072"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "897506567930511361",
    "fullText" : "me_irl https://t.co/1Uzstxa1Xg",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/897506567930511361"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "895994005325922307",
    "fullText" : "RT ActionComplete \"RT ActionComplete: Progress is impossible without #change &amp; those who cannot change their...\n~G… https://t.co/SxXv53BHbj\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/895994005325922307"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "897474333081251840",
    "fullText" : "Fall is just around the corner https://t.co/bi5o8egCTY",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/897474333081251840"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "897122723561918464",
    "fullText" : "MIT's AI streaming software aims to stop those video stutters https://t.co/bOHKh8EtTM by @etherington https://t.co/M1DDurWvBP",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/897122723561918464"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "895968633070944260",
    "fullText" : "\"Be content with what you have.\nRejoice in the way things are.\"\n      — Zen Proverb\n|\n#Zen #Buddhism #quotes",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/895968633070944260"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "880190185723514880",
    "fullText" : "I hate when I have to PRINT stuff - I don't even OWN a printer 😂 it's 2017 come on 👎🏻",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/880190185723514880"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1202873710887231488",
    "fullText" : "I recently taught my 8-year old daughter how to count to 100 in different bases. Here's base 5:\n\n1,2,3,4,10,11,12,13,14,20,22,22,23,24,30,32,32,33,34,40,42,42,43,44,100\n\nNow she's bugging her teacher for base 5 math problems.\n\nI need to go apologize to him.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1202873710887231488"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1202597760433831936",
    "fullText" : "It’s #repealday, the day the United States ended the prohibition of alcohol.\n\n86 years later, it’s time we end the federal prohibition of Cannabis once and for all.\n\nLegalize it. Regulate it. Expunge the records of the victims of the war on drugs.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1202597760433831936"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1226468095977558018",
    "fullText" : "Because of your difficult experience, you will become stronger, wiser and more compassionate toward those having a hard time.\n^ — Haemin Sunim\n|\n#compassion",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1226468095977558018"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1208457301109030912",
    "fullText" : "all of these Silicon Valley Professional Business Men™ fretting about whether they should take 3 days off from their SaaS startup over the holidays.\n\nI have no idea how anyone is creative in that kind of environment. I need like 8 days off per week to have any kind of insight.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1208457301109030912"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1221713515683155970",
    "fullText" : "Most of us learn how to do. \nFew of us learn how to be.\n#Meditation #Peace https://t.co/pMpv8f9iHX",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1221713515683155970"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1227010678000504832",
    "fullText" : "For the love of god people. No. You can’t shove your entire 1000 microservice arch in docker containers with a compose file on your laptops. \n\nSTOP HITTING YOURSELF!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1227010678000504832"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1202878395442438151",
    "fullText" : "No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently. - Agnes de Mille",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1202878395442438151"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1233106350197968896",
    "fullText" : "now that we've migrated almost all our aws stuff to us-east-1, i'm going to need to learn to gesture vaguely eastwards when i talk about our infrastructure instead of the vaguely westwards i've been doing for the last decade.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1233106350197968896"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1244261557372059648",
    "fullText" : "נזכרתי שפעם ניסיתי להתקבל כשפחה אצל דום. לא הצלחתי, כי מסתבר שאני לא שפחה מטיריאל, אבל אחד הדברים המצחיקים היה הרצינות שבה הוא התייחס לעצמו, עד כדי כך שלא אהב שמדברים על משחקי תפקידים או צעצועי מין כי זה אורח חיים! לא תחביב!",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1221176419805351937",
    "fullText" : "Apparently I've opened 19 doors to demonic possession in my life. \n\nHow about you? https://t.co/XcdKRQXmRP",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1221176419805351937"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1225746996524441602",
    "fullText" : "Dear #mojolicious fans: can you point to an example of a *full* (not Lite) Mojo app which shows the app creating a websocket to a remote server, with a local controller method receiving the messages?\n\nI'm still new to Mojo, so I assume it's something obvious I'm missing.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1225746996524441602"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1202997746703196160",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/IJQbbxyTrN",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1202997746703196160"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1221369585250787329",
    "fullText" : "i still have no idea what people mean by \"readable code\".\n\nhow do you judge it? how do you quantify it? what makes code readable? and conversely, what makes it unreadable? is fp unreadable because it has a higher density (some studies suggest the opposite btw)? so many questions https://t.co/7muWsD2XGx",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1221369585250787329"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1202874115813711872",
    "fullText" : "Always keep a smiling face and a loving mind, and speak truthfully without malice. \n— Atiśa Dīpa kara Śrījñāna \n^\n|\n□∧◯",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1202874115813711872"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1231436279952351238",
    "fullText" : "Every foo and bar in technical documentation or slides is a wasted opportunity.\n\nIt fails to illustrate WHY what you're talking about is useful, what for, and to get your audience to relate. Nobody relates to foo and bar. People relate to use cases.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1231436279952351238"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1221771565664210945",
    "fullText" : "ברוכים הבאים לשעשועון הפופולרי \"למה לכל הרוחות אצלי זה עובד ובטסט לא?\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1221771565664210945"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1224571904339648512",
    "fullText" : "I'm covered in a weighted blanket &amp; 2 sleeping cats...I hear moving is highly overrated!...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1224571904339648512"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1202749254453862400",
    "fullText" : "This is Candy's new thing. She sits on the couch, like a little human. https://t.co/9RyHQKnsHQ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1202749254453862400"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1208462272370282496",
    "fullText" : "Bugger... just found out that due to a lack of funds, my local origami group has folded...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1208462272370282496"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1207848283659546624",
    "fullText" : "SO VERY ACCURATE!! https://t.co/E8N9OVmdEo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1207848283659546624"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1225820522275098626",
    "fullText" : "Nine signs you are mentally exhausted: \n\n1)You’re easily irritated\n2)you feel so unmotivated and you don’t wanna do things you normally enjoy \n3)you’re experiencing anxiety \n4)your sleep is broken \n5)you have no patience and your temper is short",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1225820522275098626"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1207806600787812352",
    "fullText" : "I first got interested in ethics in NLP/ML becuase I was asking \"does this system work well for everyone\". It's a good question, but there's a more important important one: \n\nWho is being harmed and who is benefiting from this system existing in the first place?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1207806600787812352"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1207834250084528128",
    "fullText" : "Oz: The wolf is inside me all the time, and I don't know where that line is anymore between me and it. And until I figure out what that means, I shouldn't be around you... Or anybody.\nWillow: Well, that could be a problem 'cause people, kind of a planetary epidemic.\n#Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1207834250084528128"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1232412585397571584",
    "fullText" : "*Honest job interview*\n\nInterviewer: “What’s your biggest weakness?”\n\nMe: “Sometimes I fuck up my rebase so badly I delete the repo and clone a new copy 🔥🙆‍♀️”",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1232412585397571584"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1207056860743962624",
    "fullText" : "I barely just got home &amp; sat down on the couch, &amp; I was surrounded by the furbabies, staring me down. They're gonna be pissed, when I go back out again! Lol. https://t.co/X399tYYaoT",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1207056860743962624"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "869647621220118530",
    "fullText" : "Perl 5.26.0 has been released https://t.co/YAJ38TkrWQ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/869647621220118530"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "881921654544355328",
    "fullText" : "Dracula: Do you know why you cannot resist?\nBuffy: Cause you're famous?\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/881921654544355328"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "869971127891886081",
    "fullText" : "If one lights a fire for others, one will brighten one's own way. — Nichiren https://t.co/4iH2pD3xLz",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/869971127891886081"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "881221656286560256",
    "fullText" : "Riley: I've lived in Sunnydale a couple of years now. Know what I've never noticed before?\nGiles: Uh, a castle?\nRiley: A big honking castle.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/881221656286560256"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "870637905047322624",
    "fullText" : "Life is short,  live it.\nLove is rare, grab it.\nAnger is bad , dump it\nFear is awful , face it.\nTruth is good, tell it .",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/870637905047322624"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "878304115016822786",
    "fullText" : "Periodic reminder that dotfiles being invisible in Unix was originally a bug in `ls` that they decided to promote to feature rather than fix",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/878304115016822786"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "866349876275228673",
    "fullText" : "“Don’t count the days, make the days count.” ~Muhammad Ali",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/866349876275228673"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "869646873455415296",
    "fullText" : "snmpwalk -h |&amp; grep OID # Some commands send their help output to STDERR, Using |&amp; in BASH 4+ sends STDERR to STDIN of next command.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/869646873455415296"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "881729943398260736",
    "fullText" : "Back in LA. It's literally all naked girls, cocaine, and pool parties.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/881729943398260736"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "879670791184551941",
    "fullText" : "client: and you've tested the site in internet explorer?\nme: ....yes. https://t.co/7TzvLnWvbX",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/879670791184551941"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "869594329882472452",
    "fullText" : "List lines that do NOT match a regular expression: grep -v",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/869594329882472452"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "881680761837019138",
    "fullText" : "Dawn: She still thinks I'm little Miss Nobody. Just her dumb little sister. Boy, is she in for a surprise.\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/881680761837019138"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "881101225437138945",
    "fullText" : "Somebody combined two painters. https://t.co/K1rp4lhld0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/881101225437138945"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "866354907045142529",
    "fullText" : "The media mostly tells you what to believe, not how to think.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/866354907045142529"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "881858556663930880",
    "fullText" : "If a person shaves you with a razor, do not shave him with broken glass. ~ Surinam Proverb",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/881858556663930880"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "881779343487361024",
    "fullText" : "Silly Scootaloo xD\n#MLPFiM #MLPSeason7 #Scootaloo #Brony https://t.co/RD5jHI8lHX",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/881779343487361024"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "876877888254918657",
    "fullText" : "Most adults use The Internet to support their own biases. Like a 3-year-old studying why cookies are healthy and bedtime is unnecessary.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/876877888254918657"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "869300071313137665",
    "fullText" : "\"Programmers have no idea how good (or bad) they are at programming. In fact, we all think we're pretty darn good at it.” - Steve Yegge",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/869300071313137665"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "866301808175702016",
    "fullText" : "Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde \n\n#Quote",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/866301808175702016"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "881559601845600256",
    "fullText" : "\"Hooman...Bring me that horizon.\" https://t.co/JQdvvBzUtr",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/881559601845600256"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "881829996209352704",
    "fullText" : "If someone's feeling sad, alone, depressed or suicidal then please don't hesitate to talk to me. Always ready to help ^^\n#MLPFiM #MLP #Brony https://t.co/InAXBuyqZg",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/881829996209352704"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "880407884181405697",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif You have, of course, heard the classic joke about this being the polite, Bible-sanctioned way to tell somebody to FOAD?",
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    "tweetId" : "881630602939772930",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: How bored were you last year? \nGiles: I watched \"Passions\" with Spike. Let us never speak of it.\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/881630602939772930"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "881935322107576320",
    "fullText" : "Happiness is not found in amusement. \nAristotle",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/881935322107576320"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "881959774065238016",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/nXhOqk7SXk",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/881959774065238016"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "859502759250362368",
    "fullText" : "He who is not sure of his own correctness will learn many things. ~ Chinese Proverb",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/859502759250362368"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "835682880944816128",
    "fullText" : "Good Karma going full circle 😃 https://t.co/Eb88JscaMg",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/835682880944816128"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "846352516359094273",
    "fullText" : "Retweet to sound the alarm. We need to melt phones in DC to stop this. It already passed the Senate. Last chance! https://t.co/96zUVhwOBv https://t.co/M2tnYUcjts",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/846352516359094273"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "860130446046351361",
    "fullText" : "SELFIE https://t.co/m1KWBgGUem",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/860130446046351361"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "866250309408096256",
    "fullText" : "The happiest people don't have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything. - @EmpoweredLife",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/866250309408096256"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "860063452173393920",
    "fullText" : "At the end of the day you can choose to focus on what's tearing you apart or what's holding you together. - Unknown \n\n#Quote",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/860063452173393920"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "866271605520859136",
    "fullText" : "Thank You JESUS for Blessing me with another Birthday.. 65 years old, I am so Grateful. Amen",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/866271605520859136"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "866322701530652678",
    "fullText" : "A good name is better than precious ointment. ~ Biblical Proverb",
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    "tweetId" : "848103674891075584",
    "fullText" : "Fear kills more dreams than failure ever will. Unknown #leadership /rt InspiringThinkn: https://t.co/ZL4UtFJAyD RT zaibatsu",
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    "tweetId" : "851371929244246016",
    "fullText" : "Do not allow anger to poison you.~ Native American Proverb, Hopi",
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    "fullText" : "Angel: Are you mad at me for being around too much or for not being around enough. \nBuffy: Duh. Yes. \nAngel: Which? \n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "848082758635315202",
    "fullText" : "A little pot boils easily. ~ Dutch Proverb",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "860229779114610688",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: Every now and then, people surprise you.\nGiles: Every now and then.\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy https://t.co/wAOnpETFmG",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/860229779114610688"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "843480980715438080",
    "fullText" : "things we can't buy https://t.co/E5xy61Pzqe",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/843480980715438080"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "866370767927341060",
    "fullText" : "If the rich could hire someone to die for them, the poor would make a wonderful living. ~Jewish Proverb",
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    "fullText" : "I liked a @YouTube video from @shlomif https://t.co/jwQwoU5GyP Tay Barton - I'm Gonna Getcha Good (Shania Twain Cover)",
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    "tweetId" : "848100217878720512",
    "fullText" : "After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela #quote https://t.co/ORuuN261Xi",
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    "fullText" : "Epiphany: most code reviews are like movie censorship. Whitespaces and nipples: cause immediate uproar. Slow-mo carnage: bring it on.",
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    "tweetId" : "850070355557351426",
    "fullText" : "\"What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.\" - Fred Brooks",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "864526290682089473",
    "fullText" : "\"Code never lies, comments sometimes do.\" - Ron Jeffries",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "859867275192610818",
    "fullText" : "Angelus: Now that's everything, huh? No weapons... No friends... No hope. Take all that away and what's left?\nBuffy: Me.\n#Buffy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/859867275192610818"
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    "fullText" : "W: He said he wasn't coming back until he'd driven to all 50 states.\nB: Didn't you explain about Hawaii?\nW: Well, he seemed so determined.",
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    "fullText" : "Yay!!! #Friday is finally here 😊💗💖💕💘💞💝💓 #brony #pegasister #mlpfim #FluttershyFriday #FridayFeeling @AndreaLibman https://t.co/eG6HQ7hLgM",
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    "tweetId" : "860298305611476992",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: That would never happen.\nWillow: Well, no, Buffy. That's why they call them cartoons not documentaries.\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "863498086177533952",
    "fullText" : "Cowards die many times before their deaths. Julius Caesar",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Rarity in a Japanese Kimono! 😍\n(By Konekonoarash)\n#MLPFiM #MLP #Rarity #Brony https://t.co/oZkvBiwS8h",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "840179820336144385",
    "fullText" : "Happy 20th anniversary to Buffy the Vampire Slayer! The greatest TV show ever created! #buffyslays20 #BtVS https://t.co/rtPlC7X3J5",
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    "fullText" : "The hardest part of acting like you don't care, is knowing how much you actually do.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "839997737395347456",
    "fullText" : "I guess I must work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people…",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "833033507475689472",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif we're flattered to be compared with C++ ;-). It's quite expected that PyPy is an order of magnitude slower than C/C++.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "838450399459872769",
    "fullText" : "\"One day it just clicks. You learn to care less about what other people think of you and more of what you think of y… …",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "840003132834865157",
    "fullText" : "Anya: Give me a beer.\nBartender: I.D.\nAnya: I'm 1120 old! Just give me a frickin' beer!\nBartender: I.D.\nAnya: Give me a Coke.\n#Buffy",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "833353340079706112",
    "fullText" : "TIL: There are bots on Github that create pull requests to projects using CI replacing all code with bitcoin-mining code.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/833353340079706112"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "836384503354568705",
    "fullText" : "Stack Overflow is currently under attack. Currently working on mitigation. Stand by for updates.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "834167146179502080",
    "fullText" : "🤗 https://t.co/WCGADKPZuf",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834167146179502080"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "834468244480225281",
    "fullText" : "Giles: They're confiscating my books.\nBuffy: We need those books.\nGiles: Believe me, I tried to tell that to the nice man with the big gun.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834468244480225281"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "840082334040842249",
    "fullText" : "\"My puppy's first day at home..\" https://t.co/1C3oPWXbaM",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/840082334040842249"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "838142088311148546",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif yes, the goal is to use each of the data structures for the  case where it's really good at: set for membership, heap for min pop",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Willow:What are you doing?\nBuffy: Nothing...checking for horns.\n...\nBuffy: It could be claws, or scales or what? \nWillow:Was it a boy demon?",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "The single most radical thing you can do is believe what a woman says. https://t.co/B30RraAHD2",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "834505487630659585",
    "fullText" : "RT Shlomi Fish : https://t.co/RehYxIfgRz",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834505487630659585"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "834306471538020352",
    "fullText" : "Beautiful day spent observing Japanese macaques in the snow. https://t.co/ryYvuthTGb",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834306471538020352"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "839255057627508736",
    "fullText" : "It is with great sadness we announce the passing of @kiphampton. He was the best of friends, and will be greatly missed.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/839255057627508736"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "838116351768162306",
    "fullText" : "Angelus: The last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws. \n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy https://t.co/tmMPGXWxLU",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/838116351768162306"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "844615459060273152",
    "fullText" : "I feel your pain 😰 #StackSurvey17 https://t.co/tYaiZ3fp8J",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/844615459060273152"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "834366578929971200",
    "fullText" : "Every day, I hope I don't get bitten by a spider. I don't get afraid of spiders, I just don't like the liability of being a superhero··",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834366578929971200"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "838144275984629760",
    "fullText" : "\"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.\" - Albert Einstein",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/838144275984629760"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "843651913635844096",
    "fullText" : "1 + 2\n👉 3\n\n1 + \"2\"\n👉 \"12\"\n\n1 - \"2\"\n👉 -1\n\n1 + 2 + \"3\"\n👉 \"33\"\n\n\"1\" + 2 - \"3\"\n👉 9\n\n1 - 2 + \"3\"\n👉 \"-13\"\n\n1 - 2 - \"3\"\n👉 -4\n\nJavaScript",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/843651913635844096"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "834486165185167367",
    "fullText" : "Being miserly does not make a man richer. ~ Yiddish Proverb",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834486165185167367"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Devel-Timer-0.10 by MANWAR https://t.co/ocUgwetdXW",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/822024439722188801"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "ME: Hm, can you give me a real-world example?\nMATHEMATICIAN: Sure! OK, so imagine you have an infinite number of boxes with ducks in them...",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "829377468595306500",
    "fullText" : "The 4 stages of a morning lecture https://t.co/B7v6WLtX3J",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/829377468595306500"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "831054904659734528",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/AerEhuFwNm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/831054904659734528"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "819672170351788036",
    "fullText" : "#asuka #evangelion #mypaint https://t.co/fGiztO1ZVC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/819672170351788036"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "825054287730388992",
    "fullText" : "Scooby Doo taught us that the real monsters are humans.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/825054287730388992"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "830862275158405120",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/KhgzWICXYl",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/830862275158405120"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "830571340436377601",
    "fullText" : "✌🏼🇨🇳 https://t.co/vezUPru36M",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/830571340436377601"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "830841224986783744",
    "fullText" : "@DaniCim well i'm turning 20 in 5 days and yeah feeling overwhelmed and mweh atm! nice story! amirite?!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/830841224986783744"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "830847128528252928",
    "fullText" : "Still can't believe I was nominated and now I get to perform tonight?!! Dreams come true people!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "832929916446445568",
    "fullText" : "person: \"If you were a guy i would have really liked you.\"\nLIKE IS THAT SUPPOSE TO BE AN INSULT OR A COMPLIMENT I AM NOT SURE HERE",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "825042235775414272",
    "fullText" : "Ears disproportionately big.. https://t.co/dPdyTWx11n",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "834222942238175232",
    "fullText" : "I think I just died a little 😍 https://t.co/zzV6Gc2PRG",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834222942238175232"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "830853897929490433",
    "fullText" : "Had an amazing night at the @CliveDavis #PreGrammyGala ✨ https://t.co/scl0GovtIm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/830853897929490433"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "825010878563119106",
    "fullText" : "I created my own stereotype image of a \"hacker\" for an upcoming presentation. Leader of the hacking ring you know. https://t.co/2McnAnxhfU",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/825010878563119106"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "830835623082807296",
    "fullText" : "@DaniCim i miss you😢 https://t.co/aeriFXsmj5",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/830835623082807296"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "830860777343049728",
    "fullText" : "More authoritarian statements from the DJT White House. I've confirmed this quote via the Guardian: https://t.co/746Xms2381 https://t.co/54ezOw166l",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/830860777343049728"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "830840456749670401",
    "fullText" : "@DaniCim Alright so I passed all my classes this semester but I broke my finger so I'm out for my cheer competition which sucks but I will",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "739664279083814912",
    "fullText" : "\"How I want to learn [your thing] :\n\n1. Text on website\n2. Text on paper\n…\n2428. Spraypainted on side of cow\n2429. Video tutorials\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/739664279083814912"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "830831924834947072",
    "fullText" : "@DaniCim tomorrow my classes start and im so nervous bc school is only a place where society makes u feel bad about not being a stereotype",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "830923912183582720",
    "fullText" : "Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki--\nSleeping Beauty: Just give me five more minutes, please!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/830923912183582720"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "830870605264252929",
    "fullText" : "\"Be right back, going on an adventure..\" https://t.co/MQnZudhUiB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/830870605264252929"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "834191481116188672",
    "fullText" : "This tiny guy will always be the best wingman ever.. https://t.co/GiJKqqzZGj",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834191481116188672"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "@DaniCim end up healing at some point and yeah other than that life is good and I just am watching greys anatomy in bed. How are you?",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "So many girls fall in love with the wrong guy, simply because the wrong guy usually says all the right things.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "797914533050224640",
    "fullText" : "\"We must heal from the pain, but first, we must feel it.\"\n\nIt's a beautiful day. #BeLove https://t.co/yj7Hfkbo1t",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "December 19th-25th report up: https://t.co/rlTI6j0i2c - Enjoy!",
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    "fullText" : "So sad to hear about the unique Carrie Fisher. Once, at the White House, I got to tell her the story of how she accidentally saved my life.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "790654097162637312",
    "fullText" : "be w/ someone who will take care of you. Not materialistically, but take care of ur soul, ur well being, ur heart, &amp; everything",
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    "fullText" : "for the French Perl Mongers' new servers, @elbeho found the names: the hypervisor will be named \"shell,\" and the VM \"ghost\" #GITS",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "These photos where taken before and after the photographer called him a good boy https://t.co/ioh0UX5mMz",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "@shlomif I hate to disagree, but I've fixed a number of problems by putting a DSL on top of an API for (e.g.) screenscraping specific sites.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Discover our review of 2016 on Jamendo Music, with our #topalbums &amp; best new artists! https://t.co/1yrmHZJKL6 #YearInMusic #YearInReview https://t.co/VScti3RT7t",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Angel: I could catch a cargo ship to Asia and truck to Nepal.\nBuffy: Those new-fangled flying machines are much safer than they used to be.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Maureen's favorite popular quotes, from Dr. Seuss: https://t.co/plSudj2EAn",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "On the way to mountain view with my favorite people @UriShaked @AlyssaNicoll  @GoogleDevExpert #gdesummit https://t.co/Bk6EUSHI6l",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I'm totally like fish out of the water with twitter. wanted a picture preview but I failed. My clickbait skills suck\nhttps://t.co/qhSCI4PARy",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Welcome Kuma and Panda plus a new game mode, Online Tournament! Get ready to fight against friends and foes worldwide! https://t.co/rXQR38VPT2",
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/794576961167179776"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "819538098531008512",
    "fullText" : "#DescribeYourselfin5words More Complicated than Five Words.....🙃",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "816810800220237824",
    "fullText" : "Happy New Year from the Inkscape community! Guess what? New release, go get Inkscape 0.92 now! https://t.co/NFQsjaZQHE",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/816810800220237824"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "786948455679815680",
    "fullText" : "“Bad programmers have all the answers. Good testers have all the questions.” – Gil Zilberfeld",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/786948455679815680"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "782154520763793408",
    "fullText" : "\"If I use Emacs or Vim half the audience gets upset, so I use atom so the whole audience gets upset.\" @edwinbrady",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/782154520763793408"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "791765089988726784",
    "fullText" : "Before social media, what did ppl who desperately crave attention do? Did they have to contribute anything of importance to humankind?",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Steamed Chinese broccoli from today's #Sunday #dimsum @TripleCrownChi https://t.co/T5Si4xfeZx",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/787758672264978432"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "787959452611796992",
    "fullText" : "Lots of good looking phishing attempts recently. This came with a .doc attached, I haven't checked to see its payload.\n\nStay safe, everyone. https://t.co/7LC0pSPt6C",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/787959452611796992"
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/778619011693064196"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "777583225417773057",
    "fullText" : "Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. Richard Steele",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "The moment you realize you have nothing to lose is the moment you realize you have nothing to fear! https://t.co/8NHZmCOqsV",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "779793097903529984",
    "fullText" : "Meow_Irl https://t.co/oUcCOyjqyD",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "781834623982510080",
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/781834623982510080"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "785073418341261316",
    "fullText" : "Happy Double Ninth Festival @shlomif",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/785073418341261316"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "786184181541842944",
    "fullText" : "Just changed my Facebook name into 'No one', so when I see stupid posts I can click on like and it says 'No one likes this'‥",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/786184181541842944"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "785805657035444224",
    "fullText" : "Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. George Bernard Shaw",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/785805657035444224"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "791680151922835460",
    "fullText" : "Easier said than done, but I try!;) #success https://t.co/FWMIN43xb5",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/791680151922835460"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "782256020227821568",
    "fullText" : "The greatest danger for most of us is not that we aim too high and we miss it, but we aim too low and reach it. Michelangelo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/782256020227821568"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "780934928632512516",
    "fullText" : "Kid's don't care how many sermons you preach. The only sermon they'll listen to is how you live in front of them.\nhttps://t.co/iULeYHyI4Q",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/780934928632512516"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. https://t.co/a7US9zeHPM",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/776636016493027328"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "779081802300424192",
    "fullText" : "While Anna continues to recover from her broken elbow, she's thankful for the bad things that happen too. #ThankfulThursday https://t.co/Mp1CV1L3pg",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/779081802300424192"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. Nietzsche",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, is the holiest time in Judaism. We wish you a meaningful day. https://t.co/SwKnyrbxn7",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Exercise is an anti-depressant.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/782534568817680384"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Amazing work by .@LambdaNow on a book about #WebDev with #Haskell using @happstack, HaskellDB, and more! &lt;3\n\nhttps://t.co/qsqzAR22nf",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/771770774956965888"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "786101288379482112",
    "fullText" : "Never give up! Double tap if you agree and share to someone that needs this!\nInspired via Young Entrepreneur Magazine https://t.co/DTRWFS73VR",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/786101288379482112"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "785347767992541184",
    "fullText" : "Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/785347767992541184"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "771014791599124480",
    "fullText" : "I want something unexpectedly good to happen right now.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/771014791599124480"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "718623065480019968",
    "fullText" : "Would you take my course on JavaScript? https://t.co/RuNXKNLqQr",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/718623065480019968"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "\"Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world.\" Joel Barker",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Bitch I watch CSI, NCIS, Criminal Minds, and Bones I can make your death look like and accident.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Ancient programmer spell to determine if a file is included in the build or not https://t.co/HwLt5IQEDl",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/770394278078087168"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Why we don’t outsource our Customer Support and hire in-house engineers instead: https://t.co/r12vsgz03z",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/743697969942192128"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "If I could breathe under water, you'd never see me again. \n\nOr you'd see me 5 minutes later bc something touched my foot &amp; I'm a big baby.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Pity no one listened RT @UConnWebMonkey: This guys rant pretty much sums up my feelings about @WordPress. https://t.co/CcgmeFe5BM",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/760584150701187072"
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/773283301788266497"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "If people are trying to put you down, it is because they don't understand their own value. Have compassion on them. https://t.co/tlCpJluSDT",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/774049256554364929"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "772876746190385152",
    "fullText" : "Good times become good memories and bad times become good lessons. #mondaymotivation RT LollyDaskal",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/772876746190385152"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "772735784784957440",
    "fullText" : "Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. Robert A. Heinlein",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "reassurance is the littlest but most meaningful thing",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/770850856908578816"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "767968655460167680",
    "fullText" : "I don't do it for the income, I do it for the outcome! - @JaimePrimak https://t.co/xJ982egFx0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/767968655460167680"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Sooo bored and have no idea what to do.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/773202217704656897"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "772645848513675264",
    "fullText" : "Do not judge the people you meet along your path of life. Experience them, observe them, and learn from them. https://t.co/55F90azXxH",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/772645848513675264"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "760825507344687104",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Slab memory? https://t.co/1ytkAGI6MJ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/760825507344687104"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "773138692957409280",
    "fullText" : "Sometimes life doesn't give you something you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/773138692957409280"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "774259099500482560",
    "fullText" : "Our soldiers and volunteers from the Sar-El Unit want to wish you a pleasant #weekend and a #ShabbatShalom! https://t.co/Pp1brYpR1d",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/774259099500482560"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "768791388469297152",
    "fullText" : "Happy Birthday, #Linux! Here’s to 25 years of #openness (and many more to come). #LifeatRedHat #opensource https://t.co/PFLuVxn8x0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/768791388469297152"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "758262492271443968",
    "fullText" : "A pedant walks into a tavern, because of course ‘bar’ means the serving counter rather than the establishment itself.\n\nHe drinks alone.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/758262492271443968"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "770710183857225728",
    "fullText" : "There are three classes of men; lovers of wisdom, lovers of honor, and lovers of gain. Plato",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "774259055938433025",
    "fullText" : "How are you spending #Shabbat this week?",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I'm working on a thingie~\n\n(but first I'm going to drink more orange juice + gin) https://t.co/WZFCIEmAUD",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Throwing it back to that time I went to #Vegas &amp; hung out with #TheRock, literally. 😂 #BestBuds https://t.co/Cq5XLAyoEh",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Who buys a minute's joy to wail a week? Or sells eternity to get a toy? For one sweet grape who will the vine destroy? Shakespeare",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I know that every good and excellent thing in the world stands on the razor-edge of danger and must be fought for. - Thornton Wilder",
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/759045687615098881"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "when someone speeds up to pass me but then we both get stuck at the same red light https://t.co/9ajpEQEdEw",
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}, {
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "754337565864562688",
    "fullText" : "\"You tweet too much.\" Bitch, you breathe too much.",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Failure is #success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes via @KentJulian",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker. Buddha",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "The day I decided that my life was beautiful, there was, suddenly, beauty all around me! https://t.co/pIAM306EiU",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/759092892547878916"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "People demand freedom of speech more than they use freedom of thought.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "When you forgive someone, you set a prisoner free. Almost immediately, you discover the prisoner was you. https://t.co/TvNO7syrcj",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "@brnnbrn Destiny's Child Element, Nicklecallback, *ASYNC #javascriptbandnames",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "752159057369325568",
    "fullText" : "So there's this. #BronyCon5 https://t.co/iTCKojuvKR https://t.co/fuV9iClhEh",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "onBlur\nDOM Jovi\nDepeche Modal\nFoo Functions\nIggy Popup\nLeftpadfield\nNode Doubt\n#javascriptbandnames",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/753340142635495424"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "752588533165064193",
    "fullText" : "To the poet, the philosopher, the saint, all things are sacred, all events profitable, all days holy, all men divine. Emerson",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "People almost invariably arrive at their beliefs not on the basis of proof but on the basis of what they find attractive. Blaise Pascal",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "752248536725585920",
    "fullText" : "\"Do you have a loving family, a few good friends, food to eat, a roof over your head? You are richer than you think. …",
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}, {
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}, {
  "like" : {
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    "fullText" : "@ewolff @martinfowler I’m sure this is because there is a conspiracy to make IT fail! :D",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/751561367946076160"
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/754332609258414080"
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/749673763608883201"
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}, {
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/751185797454454784"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Bad days only last 24 hours. That's all. Simple as that. The next day is a new day. You can choose to move on. https://t.co/tJqPRQhajv",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/750283094108860416"
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/745349550362210304"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I have taken on the Perl Pumpking role. Thank you everyone for the supportive words. Thanks @rjbs for being @rjbs. Tough act to follow. :)",
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/731981436648083456"
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Samurai helmet (kabuko) shaped like an octopus. About 18th century, Japan. https://t.co/Q5UNud1YbJ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/725461246431076352"
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/736144931467722752"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "What is the source of your inspiration? Did you know the word \"inspiration\" literally means \"breathed upon\"? Something to think about...",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "The easiest way to be 'unique' or 'think different' is to stop trying so hard and live real...",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Want to make yourself happy today? Do something nice for someone else. Works every time!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/743427928877301760"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "721606125657784322",
    "fullText" : "To see a smile, you could smile at a mirror, or you could just smile at everyone we meet :-)\n\n#PSMyWords",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/721606125657784322"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Time decides, whom you will meet in life. your heart decides, whom you want in life. But, your behavior decides, who will stay in your life.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/739669442645237760"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "734756180204105728",
    "fullText" : "\"10 Steps to Happiness #MotivationMonday https://t.co/O3RjieKplZ\" ozlifeadvice RT",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/734756180204105728"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "741772011031146496",
    "fullText" : "Ask yourself what is really important and then have the wisdom and courage to build your life around your answer! https://t.co/rLiGvaY343",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/741772011031146496"
  }
}, {
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    "fullText" : "Funky music ‘Groove’ https://t.co/PYD7yLBP0G #nowpla #instrumental #royaltyfree #Sax #funk #beat #groovy #NowPlaying #gamedev #indiedev #seo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/741704406119415809"
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197609716815405058"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1196985657807253504",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/qTEKZw8BbP",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1196985657807253504"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1197593977366732800",
    "fullText" : "לא צפיתי במשחקי הכס &lt; לא צפיתי בגמר האירוויזיון &lt; לא צפיתי במדגמי הבחירות &lt; לא צופה בנאום של ביבי",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "How can this girl think my name is pronounced “seen” loool wtf",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1196994854104031236",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Yes, but whether you're attracted or not, has nothing to do with whether a weak man can handle a strong woman. He can't &amp; he will repulse her. Or if she tries to be w/him, she has to lessen herself, which becomes repulsive.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Progress means getting nearer to where you want to be. If you have taken a wrong turn, then going forward does not get you closer #CSLewis",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Little hotel workout, anyone? 🥰 It's time to put on some music and do stuff! 🎶 Don't feel like moving your body has to be perfect, and don't worry if you don't have \"enough time to exercise - just MOVE and breathe and everything gets better. \n#hotelworkout #fitness #yougotthis https://t.co/fcZOZUBj91",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Can't believe the new Mr Rogers movie is rated NC-17. Wtf Fred",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1197452135610368000",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif As https://t.co/6yTo0pg78J once said about https://t.co/nDHU4Ib2m6 : “There is no God, and Dirac is his prophet.”",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1196976651508310016",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Digital books are great for most topics, but math is an exception.\n\nI would never read a DRM'd book under any circumstances.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1197596639877369858",
    "fullText" : "Positive self-talk is very helpful, but not if you are using it to hide from or deny a truth you don't want to face. https://t.co/FHisdP9j51",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "“Rust has been touted as a difficult language to learn, but I didn’t find it that difficult. It is easier to write a compiled program in C++ than Rust, but it is also easier for this program to be incorrect and unsafe.” https://t.co/veEWOXGYnb",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1197636556334477313",
    "fullText" : "Happy birthday to me! 34 let’s go. It’s only noon and my door keeps buzzing. Thanks for all the flowers and fancy wines and love love love. I feel spoiled. https://t.co/1pxASoeg2p",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1196970999725645824",
    "fullText" : "Xander: I happen to be an integral part of the group.\nCordelia: Please, integral part of the group? Xander, you're the useless part of the group. You're the Zeppo. \"Cool.\" Look it up. It's something that a sub-literate that's repeated twelfth grade three times has, and you don't.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1196988084610486272",
    "fullText" : "⠀\n\nA perfect relationship isn't ever actually perfect. It's just one where both people never give up.\n\n⠀",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1197614731982442496",
    "fullText" : "\"If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything\" ~ Alexander Hamilton #leadership",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1197007707024351233",
    "fullText" : "I want to tell you something you may not have heard in a long time, maybe not ever... YOU ARE IMPORTANT!!!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197007707024351233"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1197329626047156224",
    "fullText" : "Here is a pic of Josh tonight (Age 4) on a couch toss pillow. Beside it, is him on the same pillow, as a 2 month old kitten. Lol. @WrittenPaige https://t.co/bjNNNojGwy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197329626047156224"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1197504420889542657",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif The comment was not about quantum physics at all. Pauli was sarcastically commenting on Dirac's views on religion.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197504420889542657"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1197619472657518592",
    "fullText" : "The biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was small. \n— Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching \n^\n|\n#Taoism",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1197397356192288768",
    "fullText" : "I’m going to tell my kids this is mean girls. https://t.co/C1chraHmhz",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1197442596320223232",
    "fullText" : "Pity those who reduce the cosmos to an explanation, God to a magic potion... because they never hear the music of the spheres - Paulo Coelho",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197442596320223232"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1197590499629993984",
    "fullText" : "Always do what you are afraid to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson #quotes #upliftingquotes",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197590499629993984"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1202308170774908929",
    "fullText" : "i just hit 2000 followers and i have only one question:\n\nwhy would you willingly subject yourselves to this?",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1197198467938037760",
    "fullText" : "Faith(to Spike): I'd ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you a little more. And you know why I don't? Because it's wrong.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "714797265379074049",
    "fullText" : "The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away a small stone. Confucius",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/714797265379074049"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "717814245874876417",
    "fullText" : "Hello everyone &lt;3\nHow are you all doing today? :3\n@pippiminafowell @NintegaGamer @Mlp_Jonathan044 @PichuSonic123 @Kabuto335LP @SkyrimMageRB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/717814245874876417"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "717006092014862336",
    "fullText" : "Making mistakes is something everyone does. Learning from them is not.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/717006092014862336"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "717815489603379200",
    "fullText" : "Made some tree variations.  Got rid of the old nasty ones.\n\n#gameart #UE4 https://t.co/IB9z9bqY7b",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/717815489603379200"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "714834510769176576",
    "fullText" : "You can't base your life on other people's expectations. - Stevie Wonder via @alphabetsuccess",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/714834510769176576"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "603871487154495488",
    "fullText" : "Wish I could be in Hawaii instead of school right now 😩 http://t.co/zjfIpI1RAc",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/603871487154495488"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "717605016601817088",
    "fullText" : "Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in. Schopenhauer",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/717605016601817088"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "717778911896190976",
    "fullText" : "I want you to know the joy that comes when you can be truly grateful for everything that has happened in your life! https://t.co/sQRRDbR4GH",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/717778911896190976"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "717815538450350080",
    "fullText" : "Don't fall in love with someone who says the right things. Fall in love with someone who does the right things.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/717815538450350080"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "711237557191835653",
    "fullText" : "This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow as night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man. Shakespeare",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "713714852192239616",
    "fullText" : "Blessing your timeline 💕💞 https://t.co/WDSfnlQmiW",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/713714852192239616"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "713122959980769280",
    "fullText" : "Excited to announce that I am writing a book! https://t.co/sGjjt8UMhY",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/713122959980769280"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "720310381126651904",
    "fullText" : "I want a birthday to celebrate, but none have one. If you have a birthday then I wish you a happy birthday. #MLPFiM https://t.co/rFsUbcJ6Jl",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/720310381126651904"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "719963913450696704",
    "fullText" : "What you do today can improve all your tomorrows. - Ralph Marston",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/719963913450696704"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "720310602724298752",
    "fullText" : "I am so grateful for the many times God has shown me the mercy of not giving me what I want. - @SteveMaraboli #Grace https://t.co/9PfhkeziJH",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/720310602724298752"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "589032649752121345",
    "fullText" : "Every 43 seconds someone attempts suicide. The Suicide hotline: 1-800-784-2433. Retweet &amp; save a life.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/589032649752121345"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "720134438655541248",
    "fullText" : "Having a rough day? Put your hand over your heart. Feel that? That's called #purpose. https://t.co/pK3kXuhVsF",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/720134438655541248"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "707217561100931075",
    "fullText" : "Receiving flowers because it's women's day. Down with the patriarc... Oh, I like flowers 😍",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/707217561100931075"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "708822457059246084",
    "fullText" : "If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. -Woody Allen  #Quotes",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/708822457059246084"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "714773376619786241",
    "fullText" : "When it comes to life the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gratitude. - G.K. Chesterton \n\n#Quote",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/714773376619786241"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "713797678841348097",
    "fullText" : "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/713797678841348097"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "707291070829240320",
    "fullText" : "Can summer just get here please? #MLPFiM https://t.co/oCaOnteOxN",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/707291070829240320"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "720079071523270656",
    "fullText" : "Just as one bird does not make a flock, nor one day a season, so one action or a short time cannot make us happy. Aristotle",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/720079071523270656"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "717006568852561920",
    "fullText" : "How to count the number of open network connections on Linux:  xmodulo: One of system resources to monitor clo... https://t.co/kXRPYImbkl",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/717006568852561920"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "714849611953922049",
    "fullText" : "The discipline needed to change your life is not as hard as the decision to actually do it! Once you start, momentum will assist you!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/714849611953922049"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "694941040520769536",
    "fullText" : "Everything is falling into place today. Good news, great plans, and just overall awesomeness. #MLPFiM https://t.co/JP1pavk6JS",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/694941040520769536"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "691624191594930176",
    "fullText" : "Listen to MLP - Rainbow Dash - You're Gonna Go Far Kid [Explicit] by Kistania #np on #SoundCloud\n原曲より好き https://t.co/PojWdwam2l",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/691624191594930176"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "703663872427761664",
    "fullText" : "Strong people stand up for themselves, but stronger people stand up for others.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/703663872427761664"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "703686444821442561",
    "fullText" : "Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/703686444821442561"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "669666960209108992",
    "fullText" : "*Don’t make someone your everything. Cuz when they are gone, you have nothing*",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/669666960209108992"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "703224257027903488",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/6TAM8ZCMQP",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/703224257027903488"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "697454029606027264",
    "fullText" : "How a pony can use a box. #MLPFiM https://t.co/485Ak8Voog",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/697454029606027264"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "701062808767598593",
    "fullText" : "Kesha has such a beautiful soul and the fact that people think she's lying is disgusting. #FreeKesha https://t.co/95qXJDiOC5",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/701062808767598593"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "690874684846530560",
    "fullText" : "Wrote my first bit of perl at #devwinter today thanks to @geekuni. Wasn't as daunting as I though it would be.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/690874684846530560"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "706015147970719744",
    "fullText" : "\"I hope everybody could get rich and have everything... so they will know that it's not the answer.\" -Jim Carrey https://t.co/cmFyM0YDYB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/706015147970719744"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "697276316362657792",
    "fullText" : "A true friend will celebrate your victories, mourn your losses, listen to your dreams and tell you the truth when you don't want to hear it.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/697276316362657792"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "695351854545260546",
    "fullText" : "It's amazing what happens when you just won't give up.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/695351854545260546"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "690897137731764225",
    "fullText" : "The only box of chocolates I want this Valentine's Day https://t.co/UTe7smi3IB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/690897137731764225"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "701142039157678080",
    "fullText" : "He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger. Confucius",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/701142039157678080"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "670399250493083649",
    "fullText" : "*I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.*",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/670399250493083649"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "545600915957637121",
    "fullText" : "@nslater Tech needs fewer wizards, ninjas, and rockstars, and way more people who don't mind sharing credit for their work.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/545600915957637121"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "681856079073046528",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Have you asked for help in #debian on freenode?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/681856079073046528"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "701141568359534593",
    "fullText" : "Good or bad, just smile. You have a lot to be thankful for.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/701141568359534593"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "705965069331533824",
    "fullText" : "Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow. Plato",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/705965069331533824"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "694957960448049152",
    "fullText" : "He photoshopped himself into this photo it's ridiculous lmao his photoshop skills A1 😂😭 https://t.co/uM6ilgHZ4u",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/694957960448049152"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "699251658832871425",
    "fullText" : "RT https://t.co/Cft5iRRZYY New #CPAN distribution—https://t.co/vYzY9d5ZU9 #html #valid #webstandards using https://t.co/51h1XYemFS by pet…",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/699251658832871425"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "695353623400681472",
    "fullText" : "You choose to spend your time on the things that are a priority for you. https://t.co/bPrkLzfvUt",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/695353623400681472"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "701144547506544641",
    "fullText" : "You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.  - Christopher Columbus \n\n#Quote",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/701144547506544641"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "694848050796212224",
    "fullText" : "The software development process\n\ni can’t fix this\n\n*crisis of confidence*\n*questions career*\n*questions life*\n\noh it was a typo, cool",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/694848050796212224"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "701134804079644673",
    "fullText" : "They call me the Apple Charmer. I'm a wizard when it comes to bestowing apples. #MLPFiM https://t.co/LrkmGUkJLM",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/701134804079644673"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "672871097340141568",
    "fullText" : "You always been my hero, Scoots. #bronies #brony #rainbowdash #scootaloo #motivation https://t.co/XMolHQWRFB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/672871097340141568"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "665229341169586176",
    "fullText" : "I'm totally against everypony going straight to Christmas in the middle of November. It's still fall! #MLPFiM https://t.co/QGzlU04JQn",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/665229341169586176"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "664767228894650368",
    "fullText" : "\"A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence.\" - Barbara Walters",
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  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "626781529054834688",
    "fullText" : "In about 7 months average web page size will be same as Doom install image. \n\nWell done us! Onwards &amp; upwards! http://t.co/xtSAtZjPGl",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "672874600154439682",
    "fullText" : "You will never fail if you never give up!\n\n10millionmiler #quote #leadership #quotes RT brian_e_miller https://t.co/1I5CNuZEwW RT 10Millio…",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "667658667760689152",
    "fullText" : "Stop complaining! You are just keeping and attracting more of that into your life. Please read: https://t.co/i1FsaYddLF",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "662940087039221760",
    "fullText" : "badbye\nnotice how i didnt say goodbye\nits because i hate you",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "662920651309785088",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/QPGVfPVSAM #tmux make panes equally heighted. #opensource #foss #FLOSS https://t.co/Kq95ZojMUb",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "671773741743902720",
    "fullText" : "Start Your Career as Social Media Manager #SocialMediaJobs at:https://t.co/tFNMx0pgMi   Please Retweet https://t.co/U2HiGSxh62",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/671773741743902720"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "672870088274415616",
    "fullText" : "Happy Fluttershy Friday! Hope everypony is doing well. #brony #bronies https://t.co/TPvR0Vz0jK",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/672870088274415616"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "672119398627418112",
    "fullText" : "If I had a dollar for every file in this project that is named _old, _new or _yyyy-mm-dd, I could start saving for a helicopter.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "677636907279458304",
    "fullText" : "I'm so excited for tomorrow night. #MLPFiM #StarWarsForceAwakens https://t.co/6NYGYiWpAv",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/677636907279458304"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "670352209800994817",
    "fullText" : "Always have respect for others. ❤️",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "677930733550325760",
    "fullText" : "FOCUS! 10MillionMiler #quote #leadership #entrepreneur #inspiration #quotes RT Medi_Health https://t.co/2MrQIPot2F RT 10MillionMiler",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "680511168713064448",
    "fullText" : "Perl 6 goes live at 2015-12-25 22:00 GMT, a test suite and compiler, as promised. God bless us, everyone!",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "664637062432358400",
    "fullText" : "\"No one who was normal ever made history.\" - James Arthur Ray",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "672568430076137473",
    "fullText" : "You're welcome to come join us if you want. #MLPFiM https://t.co/BKQVwTDUYL",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "677581785052528640",
    "fullText" : "Is it snowing where you live @EQG_Dash_? Because it's nowhere close to that for me. #MLPFiM https://t.co/Dhmg61d49q",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "664756584132780032",
    "fullText" : "You can be comfortable or courageous, but you cannot be both.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "667721344897957889",
    "fullText" : "#Assad government secretly sentenced #opensource developer Bassel Khartabil to death https://t.co/VNi4sfKNHS https://t.co/9E574a1jXB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/667721344897957889"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "677944054110375939",
    "fullText" : "Ha! \n#JustSayin \n#CrazyAllTheWayToTheBank https://t.co/m6i4EFZn4S",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/677944054110375939"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "669253592314871808",
    "fullText" : "#TPP increases copyright term for half of participating countries. This makes no sense. https://t.co/R4OQ6K6y9E https://t.co/JaLHBGawZ0",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "671773118633873408",
    "fullText" : "\"Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.\" - Yogi Berra",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "672115906001149953",
    "fullText" : "#Linux Performance Observability Tools - Very useful! https://t.co/AZZ6EV7IoD",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "664542433783455746",
    "fullText" : "\"The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but has no vision\" - Helen Keller",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "656920452913344512",
    "fullText" : "LOL wow...ok that is absolutely 100% brilliant.  XD  #mlpfim #BackToFutureDay https://t.co/bQpJbbY5EH",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Happy #CatPhotoFriday! Yep. That’s adorable. http://t.co/5Ilnp8iYbH",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I just cant wait for the NEW episode #brony #mlp #pinkiepie @Bronycoins @TheBronyNetwork @Flutty_poof http://t.co/4NZbabYXUO",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "640895032740806656",
    "fullText" : "I liked a @YouTube video from @ainjelemme http://t.co/Q6t5BYqcVA HURT (Nine Inch Nails Cover) - AINJEL EMME",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "653524568750080000",
    "fullText" : "Working on LISP-optimized keyboard project http://t.co/azOfVO4wDx",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/653524568750080000"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "654718712398766083",
    "fullText" : "Hi, Felicia!!! http://t.co/sRIvd8KjFk",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/654718712398766083"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "633770234999140352",
    "fullText" : "@CoreyDixon33 yes it puts things into perspective, but it doesn't invalidate your problems",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/633770234999140352"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "654717427205275648",
    "fullText" : "\"Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.\" - Lemony Snicket",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/654717427205275648"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "645225095695364096",
    "fullText" : "RT Maewmb: Don't exchange your dignity for popularity.\nvia 10MillionMiler  alphabetsuccess http://t.co/oeALmAqw9h RT 10MillionMiler",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/645225095695364096"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "642754754179788800",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "654717154109984768",
    "fullText" : "\"Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just do better. Much better. Become so busy improving your life that you have no time for outside nonsense.…",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "646293653686747136",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "640953332748587008",
    "fullText" : "Make a Difference TODAY!#BOOKBLOGGERS #BLOGS #BookBlogger #BLOGGING #BOOKBLOG #BookBlogS #blogger #bloggerS #READERS http://t.co/C4tb7V9VpW",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/640953332748587008"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "662665474992402433",
    "fullText" : "it costs about $0.00 to tell your girl she looks bomb af everyday",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Oh FFS. \"Adobe confirms major Flash vulnerability, and the only way to protect yourself is to uninstall Flash.\" https://t.co/AopRqeRcCu",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Gmail → Settings → General → Default reply behavior → Reply all",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "631484113724309505",
    "fullText" : "“If you think it’s expensive to hire a professional, wait until you hire an amateur.”",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "623226330092544000",
    "fullText" : "The bug wasn't ours. It was in an open source project we use, but do not fund or contribute to in any way.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "\"Flutters\" by NovelT-Deer-Pony (source: http://t.co/npuVqjprTL) #Fluttershy #brony http://t.co/vG6MKFypsp",
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  }
}, {
  "like" : {
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    "fullText" : "Apple Jack: \"We coulda tried diplomacy.\"\n\nTwilight: \"It is diplomacy. I traded a big rock for Rainbow Dash.\"\n\nRarity: \"It is a fair trade.\"",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "http://t.co/yxJpVI6Ul6",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "\"People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.\" - Unknown",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "The word “school” comes from the ancient Greek word for “free time.”",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "595753351834443777",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Happy birthday! Chris Brown, Adele and Danielle Fishel have the same bday as you!",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Excited to debut my interdisciplinary magic shirt #ESA100 #BronyCon http://t.co/UaMqOOaNTW",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Take a Second to Laugh at \"Grad Student Jokes (from jnoakes)\" http://t.co/Wc27nTf31O by @shlomif http://t.co/76VELv0g4O",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "602909858757771265",
    "fullText" : "#MLPSeason5 #mlp #brony #pegasister #MLPFIM \"Memorial Day 2015\" -To all who served / Families - God Bless America! http://t.co/LMJbNSehPO",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "We complain about the little things when others are in greater suffering. ❤️",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "596278680445276161",
    "fullText" : "so fuck it. http://t.co/ZsczaMukob",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/596278680445276161"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "582276716057501696",
    "fullText" : "Found this in this spot for cards #brony http://t.co/8ruAWJQoaw",
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}, {
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    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/506411056022192128"
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Nutella French Toast Rolls with Cinnamon Sugar. #FoodPorn http://t.co/odsoqG1Dk1",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "sort -c doesn't sort but checks whether a file is sorted, reporting first exception if not sorted.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "566726213969141760",
    "fullText" : "\"sorry\" vs \"I'm sorry\"\n\"night\" vs \"goodnight\" \n\"bye\" vs \"goodbye\" \n\"love you\" vs \"i love you\" \n\nall have two different meanings",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "583070101613727744",
    "fullText" : "All the planets in the solar system would fit between Earth and the Moon, with room to spare. http://t.co/apUw5jVz95",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/583070101613727744"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "590919035388239872",
    "fullText" : "Peace Ya Man: A fallen soldier’s last words travel the world with his friends http://t.co/L1YQHfAFYg #YomHaziKaron http://t.co/0zbAZFnYfE",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "558070854513205248",
    "fullText" : "This person inspires other dog owners despite losing his own. http://t.co/bQgvMaSNJi",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/558070854513205248"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "585166615827902464",
    "fullText" : "I'll spend $40 on pizza but won't buy a $40 shirt",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "163992635969777664",
    "fullText" : "#Clojure programmer is cannot use pointer so has give ID to every objects. Is call modern. http://t.co/Os7FWkW8",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "590917998627655680",
    "fullText" : "We obsess so much on what's next that we miss what we are supposed to get in the now, and ultimately sacrifice the next! - @KenColeman",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "586501397803302912",
    "fullText" : "While we may not have any control over our circumstances, we always have control over our response to them! | read: http://t.co/uxxTVOUC6C",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "589144092082180096",
    "fullText" : "\"The infinite is in the finite of every instant.\" ~ Zen Proverb \n| \n#Zen #Buddhism #quotes #proverbs #sayings",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "582279892756140032",
    "fullText" : "If these photos were taken a half-second later they'd be entirely unspectacular. Instead, they're internet gold. http://t.co/8OmoBlscfE",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/582279892756140032"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "589143653114781696",
    "fullText" : "Anya: Teleporting isn't a right, it's a privilege. I can only teleport for official business. I have to file a flight plan and everything.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/589143653114781696"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "589143808497057792",
    "fullText" : "We meet no ordinary people in our lives. Given a chance, everyone has something amazing to offer. - Unknown",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "586505711896678400",
    "fullText" : "Shadowcat Systems - only depending on half of CPAN? We can fix that #newslogans for #scsys",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/586505711896678400"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "583165130407583744",
    "fullText" : "Due to record numbers of #tourists, #Berlin today launched world's 1st double-decker subway trains.#DoppelDeckerUBahn http://t.co/vNefVCetIH",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/583165130407583744"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "321298326995750913",
    "fullText" : "is koan for PLT student is \"why is http://t.co/V9VxQOoqq8 write in PHP?\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/321298326995750913"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "595560659523342337",
    "fullText" : "lick the face of the first stranger you see today and see what happens lol",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/595560659523342337"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "585518681830117376",
    "fullText" : "*doesn't check grades*   \n\n*doesn't check bank account*     \n\n*pretends everything is ok*",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/585518681830117376"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "572515035085455362",
    "fullText" : "“The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work.” - Vince Lombardi",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/572515035085455362"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "578032451697557506",
    "fullText" : "more fun with agglutinative languages http://t.co/VAAgxrpWlL",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/578032451697557506"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "579691554794803201",
    "fullText" : "The little things your kids tell you are BIG things to them. Listen and show them you are interested and care! #Parenting",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/579691554794803201"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "582278592547004416",
    "fullText" : "Always believe something wonderful is going to happen.Even with all the ups and downs, never take a day for granted.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/582278592547004416"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "579689084702093314",
    "fullText" : "I have never regretted my silence. As for my speech, I have regretted it over and over again. (Umar Ibn Al-Khattab RA) - Awesome advice!",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "579691963932246016",
    "fullText" : "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.\" Dalai Lama",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/579691963932246016"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "582278606518374401",
    "fullText" : "No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "576097525100347392",
    "fullText" : "Meet Ben Lesser, author + survivor of concentration camps in the Holocaust. Ask him anything. http://t.co/MvenKNuIRd http://t.co/yLhERzwFGB",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "580268216230027266",
    "fullText" : "#GoodMorning all! We wish you a colorful day! #SpringBreak #Flowers @AzureResorts http://t.co/jazuTDo6Rr",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/580268216230027266"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "554827407254106112",
    "fullText" : "Coldplay. ∞ http://t.co/gKc5vmPxMo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/554827407254106112"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "572732750735810561",
    "fullText" : "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/572732750735810561"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "570708933721133056",
    "fullText" : "My children's behavior is like quantum mechanics: by observing them, I change the outcome.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "564496180797644800",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/Gu8LP9jh6A",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/564496180797644800"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "582278575249879040",
    "fullText" : "\"I am convinced that life is 10 percent what happens to me and 90 percent how I react to it.\" Chuck Swindol",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/582278575249879040"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "574722637341007872",
    "fullText" : "One of the best Criminal Mind scenes 👌 http://t.co/rJZgbdcIjI",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/574722637341007872"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "545592700289155072",
    "fullText" : "Tech needs less wizards, ninjas, and rockstars, and way more sociologists.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/545592700289155072"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "576064640750395392",
    "fullText" : "Sir Terry Pratchett used to wear this wonderful T-shirt to conventions http://t.co/AmIgdSyJLE http://t.co/zu4Gc5LcVq",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/576064640750395392"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "572732828258992128",
    "fullText" : "Anyone can speak Troll, all you have to do is point and grunt. (Fred Weasley, Book 4)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/572732828258992128"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "579691630841733121",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/ZrOwIDoEzB\n#bronies\n@yogiingrid \nIt is absolutely impossible to not like Maud Pie. am i right? http://t.co/TUISJtooTN",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/579691630841733121"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "576317061435031552",
    "fullText" : "When hurt, we want to hurt back, but our true strength is shown by accepting an apology\n\n@albet777\n@nobblebonce\n@hugheschris30\n#PSMyFollows",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/576317061435031552"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "572732062320500737",
    "fullText" : "No faith is stronger! http://t.co/tzYr9s5g9Q",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/572732062320500737"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "575359351222853634",
    "fullText" : "Wise men speak when they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/575359351222853634"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "579692105628565504",
    "fullText" : "Wordpress Blocked In Pakistan http://t.co/UOllMRw57d by @mjburnsy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/579692105628565504"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "570421007594319872",
    "fullText" : "I have just re-tuned the filters on my inbox so that email is not quite so overwhelming. This is an important modern-era life skill.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/570421007594319872"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "572257433378283520",
    "fullText" : "I am about to throw the Earth like a baseball into the Future but my aim isn't so great so hold on tight. xo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/572257433378283520"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "563296565167534080",
    "fullText" : "Sometimes you just got to accept that some people can only be in your heart, not in your life.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/563296565167534080"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "569066510582452224",
    "fullText" : "Keep calm and party hard.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/569066510582452224"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "571012351069020160",
    "fullText" : "'You didn't think I would come unprepared, did you?'\n#MLPFiM #MLP #TwilightSparkle #Brony http://t.co/gaxzzMar2f",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/571012351069020160"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "571058690930941952",
    "fullText" : "def foo\n  x = 1\n  until x == 10000\n    puts x\n    x += 1\n  end\nend\n\nthis happens when I'm bored&amp;tired in the train - scripting stupid stuff",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "570636171207938048",
    "fullText" : "Ask Slashdot: Terminally Ill - What Wisdom Should I Pass On To My Geek Daughter? http://t.co/oEXkAQiwMJ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/570636171207938048"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "570636214669217793",
    "fullText" : "Courage is the judgment that something is more important than fear. Redmoon",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/570636214669217793"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "571562453286449153",
    "fullText" : "A #poem by #LeonardNimoy.\n\nGreat actor, poet, beautiful human being. May he rest in everlasting peace. http://t.co/uFW6wa6eG9",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/571562453286449153"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "570636541317357568",
    "fullText" : "Why pink? Besides #PinkiePie, here's why: http://t.co/4NafZbPdGl @pinkshirtday #endbullying",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/570636541317357568"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "571653555322544128",
    "fullText" : "Be crazy.\nBe stupid.\nBe silly.\nBe weird.\nBe whatever.\nBecause life is too short to be anything but happy.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/571653555322544128"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "571559743019339776",
    "fullText" : "Rip #LeonardNimoy #MrSpock  you shall be missed",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/571559743019339776"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "381433006772072449",
    "fullText" : "We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/381433006772072449"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "564094702228471808",
    "fullText" : "Bucket list. When somebody cheers \"HIP, HIP...\", I want to lead the crowd in shouting \"OPOTAMUS!\" Come on, I can't be the only one, right?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/564094702228471808"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "564828123410100226",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/81cpT0Dbeo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/564828123410100226"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "567762573476569088",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif! Thanks for following Shlomi; much obliged! If of interest grab my 6-song EP for free here &gt;&gt; http://t.co/9A1zCJ7R4Y",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/567762573476569088"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "569066496451862528",
    "fullText" : "Chuck Norris is the only person ever to beat a concrete wall in a game of tennis.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/569066496451862528"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "571653558090645505",
    "fullText" : "i dont need a girlfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/571653558090645505"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "570636123258499072",
    "fullText" : "You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. - Charles Buxton #Quote",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/570636123258499072"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "568585838608703488",
    "fullText" : "wOw http://t.co/d15xpG2opn",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/568585838608703488"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "570623451188338688",
    "fullText" : "Every day is new. What a gift. \n#CarrieOn http://t.co/nQ2UqLMMJ5",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/570623451188338688"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "565907210497040384",
    "fullText" : "Get comfortable with abstraction. If you try to understand how everything works, you'll get nothing done. http://t.co/jfsXtdIySk",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/565907210497040384"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "569069526542897154",
    "fullText" : "You can suffer the pain of change, or suffer remaining the way you are.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/569069526542897154"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "569066501334011904",
    "fullText" : "“Any fool knows men and women think differently at times...Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget” - Robert Jordan.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/569066501334011904"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "570815968827408384",
    "fullText" : "Never go to sleep without a dream or get up without a reason...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/570815968827408384"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "570636404906184704",
    "fullText" : "\"Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.\" - Thomas Jefferson",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/570636404906184704"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "570618326570835968",
    "fullText" : "There is no way to be a perfect person, but a million ways to be a good one...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/570618326570835968"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "564798395609411585",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/6thjvar8au",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/564798395609411585"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "561998863217606657",
    "fullText" : "Courage is not what you do in the midst of those who agree, it's what you do in the midst of those who disagree.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/561998863217606657"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "561445098357944320",
    "fullText" : "So much on my mind 💥",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/561445098357944320"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "560500494704324608",
    "fullText" : "Do you ever think your special to someone but then you see this person acting the same with everyone else and you just kind of\n\n'Oh Alright'",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/560500494704324608"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "568423462051680256",
    "fullText" : "In life you are either a passenger or a pilot, it's your choice. -Unknown",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/568423462051680256"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "561457636756189185",
    "fullText" : "It’s Not About How Much You Kick Ass. It’s About How Much You Can Help Your Customers Kick Ass. http://t.co/wfZjKWISm9",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/561457636756189185"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "567005424197836801",
    "fullText" : "Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 20 seconds.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/567005424197836801"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "561815275235184640",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @LoriRMixson @StephenCook68 @DeluceInspire @siewlee18 @littlefish1230 @7DwarrowsRoad TY 4 RTing me! U ROCK!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/561815275235184640"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "562551098385653760",
    "fullText" : "The secret to being loved is to be lovely. The secret to being lovely is to be unselfish.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/562551098385653760"
  }
}, {
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    "fullText" : "@gosfield54 @shlomif @bookclub947 @phogenkampVT...#Thanku for the follow. Keep writing, my friends.",
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    "fullText" : "DIAMANTE - Bite Your Kiss: http://t.co/GAA33aRuyC @YouTubeさんから",
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    "fullText" : "I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I just vertically centered content in a &lt;div&gt;",
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    "tweetId" : "563342344057937920",
    "fullText" : "\"Socrates: Every man is pleased when he is spoken to in his own language and spirit, and dislikes any other (Gorgias)\"",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "When someone says they dont like me http://t.co/5m52fTbB0Q",
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    "tweetId" : "563343795446894592",
    "fullText" : "Resentment is like taking poison, and hoping the other person dies. Augustine",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "“Success is a staircase, not a doorway.”—Dottie Walters",
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    "fullText" : "You were born to be real, not to be perfect. You are here to be you, not to live someone else's life.",
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    "fullText" : "\"You're ugly\"\n\nBody: \"You're fat\"\n\nBrain: \"You're stupid\"\n\nLife: \"You suck\"\n\nFood: \"Come here babe, you'll be happy with me\"",
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    "fullText" : "If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story. - Orson Welles",
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    "fullText" : "reasons i want to look GOOD: \n• for myself\n• for myself\n• to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts\n• for myself",
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    "fullText" : "everything is totally fine i just need to get hit by a car",
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    "fullText" : "If I was a Zebra, I would be pretty pissed that they didn't call me a Tiger Horse.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Love your parents. We're so busy growing up, we often forget they're growing old.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Some people may have more, but I have THE BEST followers on Twitter! Thank you all for your support! #Gratitude",
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    "tweetId" : "559019466533912578",
    "fullText" : "THE GAME HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CHANGED http://t.co/jKRbxGVci3",
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    "fullText" : "Shower time. See you later. #offline http://t.co/6M69No2yhX",
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    "fullText" : "Every time you think of your security, remember that people will just tell people their password when asked nicely  http://t.co/JjeNC98NES",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "550071587580674048",
    "fullText" : "Dear 2⃣0⃣1⃣5⃣ http://t.co/pEhED2RCWI",
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    "tweetId" : "544897332844560384",
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    "tweetId" : "555056437580136448",
    "fullText" : "I'm that close, THAT close, to write a Moose-based TAP parser, and call it Test::Moost.",
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    "fullText" : "Al Capone was taking in about $105,000,000 a year in the 1920's, or about 1.4 billion in today's dollars http://t.co/YQ4U7U7kiF",
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    "fullText" : "cute things to call your girlfriend:1. sugar2. honey3. flour4. egg5. 1/2 lb butter6. stir7. pour into pan8. preheat to 375�",
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    "fullText" : "The eyes are useless if the mind is blind #SublimeSouls",
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    "fullText" : "Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common. -Satchel Paige",
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    "tweetId" : "559717623769071616",
    "fullText" : "I do not run to add days to my life. I run to add life to my days.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "554864680821207042",
    "fullText" : "The best way to make someone remember you is to borrow money from them.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "559024679298801664",
    "fullText" : "WhatsApp vs. WhatsApp Plus Fight Gets Ugly For Users http://t.co/ZxvBYkYkKw",
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    "tweetId" : "560152110378270720",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif oh the shame *hangs head*",
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    "fullText" : "*Phone on silent*. 10 missed calls. *Turns volume to loudest*. Nobody calls all day.",
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    "fullText" : "When studying something new, teach a friend about\nit. Let them ask questions. If you can teach something well, then you understand it well.",
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    "fullText" : "Web developer insults: \"I'm not saying your momma's fat, but she does have an angular back-end\"",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Bike shaving, the elusive combination of bike shedding and yak shaving http://t.co/S8xsLy1EjA",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they're forced to date u",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Having loads of money doesn't make you a better person.. Spending it on cool shit does!!",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Yes this ladder is working correctly. https://t.co/lFf2Nwlztc",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Amazon is full of idiots. They recommend me books after I have received the previous batch, which is precisely when\n\n(0) I am busy reading the books I have already bought.\n\n(1) I am the least willing to spend any further money on additional books.",
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    "fullText" : "Islamic Jihad has killed thousands of civilians around the world &amp; today they are once again targeting Israeli civilians with rockets. \n\nLike this one that hit an Israeli highway during rush hour this morning: https://t.co/PHjxn1616t",
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    "fullText" : "7 yo independently discovered Pascal's Wager.\n\nI explained it also meant he had to believe in the giant robotic rabbit who controlled the universe from a cave under Arizona. \n\nUnfortunately he agreed immediately and asked for more details.",
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    "fullText" : "Should I get out of bed and make a hot chocolate at 2am",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : ".@taylorswift13 former label said that it will allow the global pop superstar to perform some of her early hits at an award show this month -- the latest twist in a months-long public feud over the rights to her first six albums\nhttps://t.co/WNxOdNh5w0",
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    "fullText" : "If you optimise the code in such a way that the explanation of what you did is longer and more complicated than the code it replaces, that's not an optimisation. We'd need a new word to describe that. 'Craptimisation'?",
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    "fullText" : "Stopping at a small garden, for some fresh air &amp; scenery. https://t.co/c6aHvd0ZLi",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "TIL what a German Shepherd Corgi mix looks like and, honestly, my life is better for it.\n\nhttps://t.co/lRJnn66Fuz via r/rarepuppers https://t.co/gZmrqDFm4m",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Life isn't about waiting for the storms to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain! https://t.co/WK0OHUCIuD",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Duh! My bitch is the baddest! \nShe’s so giving. https://t.co/CCIODJ5cxQ",
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    "fullText" : "Our brand-new, local version of Sesame Street called “Ahlan Simsim” will bring learning &amp; laughter to displaced children in the Middle East. This Sunday, get a behind-the-scenes look at our new show, new characters, &amp; our work with @RESCUEorg. Watch this Sunday 11/17 at 7pm ET. https://t.co/YBX03Y2GEz",
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    "fullText" : "While at a pop up vintage/craft event, over the weekend, I found these 2 handmade barrettes. One is Ann Margret &amp; other is \"Cry Baby.\" https://t.co/qTZ7n7wRdA",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I haven't worn this bracelet in a long time. It's made from a spoon. https://t.co/FyeNuhR1q9",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "microsoft is being dicks retweet this #boycottskype8, they just disconnected my skype (7.4) from their servers and wouldn't let me log in till I updated to 8, this is illegal in several countries already.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I value independence in my life but I've had to learn that this doesn't mean that I should do everything myself; instead I can do better by building a network of awesome people who help each other.\n\nKindness and helping others is a good way to grow this sort of supportive network",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Hmm, the progress bar when installing El Capitan went from \"1083 hours remaining\" to \"0 seconds remaining\" in one second. Progress bars are hard.",
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    "fullText" : "Wicked is coming! https://t.co/dfE9E3MlU1",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1193636426665144320"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "When we tell less-experienced developers not to reinvent the wheel, I suspect that they think that the reason for that is because it's not a good use of time.\n\nWe should remind them that the big reason to not reinvent the wheel is that you're unlikely to do it correctly.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1192529460869967872",
    "fullText" : "#TBT Hard to believe it’s been 20 years since I first showed up in the 1999 “Hush” episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer episode as the leader of “The Gentlemen”.\nMakeup by Optic Nerve and Todd Mackentosh. https://t.co/tFdDam9QOY",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Sans Serif must die.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1193975607832580096"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Dear @libreoffice, if I have to select at least one language, it's not \"Additional\". https://t.co/xdSYxfcXbD",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1193838467668697089"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I always try to put some condom wrappers in my garbage so the raccoons that go through my trash think I'm cool.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/555195409685966849"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "555398959154610176",
    "fullText" : "Being someone's first love is great, but being someone's last love is beyond perfect.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/555398959154610176"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "554994515665121280",
    "fullText" : "The young man knows the rules but the old man knows the exceptions.\" - Oliver Wendell",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/554994515665121280"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "553560601507938304",
    "fullText" : "dont send nudes… send xrays its whats inside that counts",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/553560601507938304"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "552494134016376832",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif the weather is also like that here.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/552494134016376832"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "555274278380134400",
    "fullText" : "\"The spider is more sacred of you than you're scared of it!\" \"Oh really, did it tell you that?!\"!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/555274278380134400"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "554877509448130560",
    "fullText" : "Spider Can, Spider Can, bunch of spiders in a can. Shake it up, spiders mad, open it, they bite your hand. Look out! I have a spider can",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/554877509448130560"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "555391733186711553",
    "fullText" : "Willow:\"Are you OK ?\"\nXander:\"Tiptop.Really. If anywone sees my spine layin' around, just try not to step on it\"\n@BestofBuffy @Buffy_Quoter",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/555391733186711553"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "you are not fat you have fat you also have fingernails you are not fingernail",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/555100468083318785"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "549237916690817024",
    "fullText" : "How to be more confident http://t.co/psjKSclaJg",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/549237916690817024"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "555409644164612096",
    "fullText" : "Last night I watched a great U.S. Olympic Trials semifinal match that featured Sylvester Stallone vs Joey Lawrence in a Pronunciation game.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "555334286778195968",
    "fullText" : "I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/555334286778195968"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "555399046236360704",
    "fullText" : "They say 'follow your heart' but if your heart's in a million pieces, which piece do you follow?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/555399046236360704"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "553559331711377408",
    "fullText" : "Hitler killed himself out of fear when he realized that Chuck Norris was neither blond nor blue eyed.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "552495226615758848",
    "fullText" : "👌👌 http://t.co/UGy1l7S4ox",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/552495226615758848"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "554891698979868672",
    "fullText" : "Me... Jealous? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Yes.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/554891698979868672"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "553559326947045379",
    "fullText" : "“The story you choose to tell isn't always the story you believe.” \n? Nova Ren Suma, Imaginary Girls",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/553559326947045379"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "555404852814036992",
    "fullText" : "This made me so happy ❤ http://t.co/SlXrF3BZxe",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "555404871822610432",
    "fullText" : "A teacher's life isn't easy. A simple word of appreciation means the World to them ^_^\n#MLPFiM #MLP #Cheerilee #Brony http://t.co/XyKuSEk3dD",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/555404871822610432"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "555404599197061120",
    "fullText" : "i believe in hate at first sight",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "555398712558505984",
    "fullText" : "this is me 😂 http://t.co/nqtI8YMfz1",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "555364223291625472",
    "fullText" : "Some people say don't bring a knife to a gun fight but I say DONT GO TO THE GUNFIGHT AT ALL ARE YOU KIDDING ME BULLETS HURT SO BAD OMG",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "555235088036659200",
    "fullText" : "Sandy Seal Pup http://t.co/u1F334FwbC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/555235088036659200"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "553558498588762112",
    "fullText" : "Happy Friday everypony! Heres a pic of Flutters for you! Have a good day &amp; a good weekend! #fluttershyfriday #brony http://t.co/vFRMixvTIf",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/553558498588762112"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "555077578386468864",
    "fullText" : "If my job was to make health questionnaires, I'd slip in random stuff like 'How fast can you run backwards?'",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/555077578386468864"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "551766007082414082",
    "fullText" : "Imagine if you received this cake! http://t.co/5FkQJT6wYh",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/551766007082414082"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "551669103677558786",
    "fullText" : "The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible.  What the second duty is no one has as yet discovered.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/551669103677558786"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "551098246912040960",
    "fullText" : "Price of 1 gigabyte storage by year:\n 1981 $300K\n 1987 $50K\n 1990 $10K\n 1994 $1,000\n 1997 $100\n 2000 $10\n 2004 $1\n 2015 $0.033",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "550543253360353281",
    "fullText" : "We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "537901163535147008",
    "fullText" : "To all the boys http://t.co/Ev9iji6yHy",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "538735505274580992",
    "fullText" : "Do a pull request on a different CPAN distribution every month in 2015! #CPAN #Perl http://t.co/mVxN8ibD9M",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/538735505274580992"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "548689063075516418",
    "fullText" : "If your girlfriend catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say “I’m glad you don’t dress like that.”",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "551763746868445184",
    "fullText" : "\"Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death\" ~J F Bymes #quote #DigitalNomad",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/551763746868445184"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "551669163425427456",
    "fullText" : "The people who truly needs us the most, are the ones who push us away the hardest :-)\n\n#PSMyWords",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "551669629031301121",
    "fullText" : "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. -Gloria Steinem",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "548660545771937793",
    "fullText" : "Learning to play a musical instrument or learning another language can slow the aging process of the human brain.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/548660545771937793"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "550541871559102464",
    "fullText" : "Retweet while you still can! http://t.co/xijvgaWZlN",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/550541871559102464"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "552154828789784577",
    "fullText" : "\"Change is the law of life and those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.\" - John F. Kennedy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/552154828789784577"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "551769110506242048",
    "fullText" : "I doubt I can help her with her problem, but she looks so adorable :3\n#MLPFiM #MLP #TwilightSparkle #Brony http://t.co/QQiz8nhhPG",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/551769110506242048"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Really looking forward to #perl 5.22, i’ve seen performance gains of up to 23% for some #mojolicious applications.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "552490112014385154",
    "fullText" : "When someone talks bullshit about me http://t.co/7yX5o2iFcC",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "549705701690732544",
    "fullText" : "So someone who doesn't know Perl complains about syntax he doesn't understand? Uh... \"this airplane is the worst submarine!\" #C1C3",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/549705701690732544"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "539901068835291139",
    "fullText" : "\"If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader\" - John Quincy Adams",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/539901068835291139"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "552491092688797697",
    "fullText" : "Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. ~ Bill Vaughan",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/552491092688797697"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "537788022930935808",
    "fullText" : "too beautiful not to post http://t.co/QKNPRbVdVX",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "550947906794971138",
    "fullText" : "\"Hey\" , \"Hey\" , \"How r u\" , \" Good u\" , \"Good\", \"What r u doing\", \"nothing u\" , \"nothing\", Retweet if you hate these convos. #jokes",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/550947906794971138"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "550542733450825730",
    "fullText" : "For the people still in 2014, be ready to party! http://t.co/AgTHx0vKm2",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "551769026251468800",
    "fullText" : "When a girl says: 'If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best'.\n\nWhat she really means is: 'I'm a psycho'.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/551769026251468800"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "551670638092746752",
    "fullText" : "Socrates: Parents tell their children that they are to be just... not for the sake of justice, but for the sake reputation (Republic)",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "550293522008797184",
    "fullText" : "“I feel like a kid in a candy store!”\n“What? Unable to earn enough income for any of the things you wish you could do with your life?\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/550293522008797184"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "541982708117676032",
    "fullText" : "Oh I don't know, maybe because your mane's a mess &amp; you're sweating profusely!\n#MLPFiM #MLP #PrincessLuna #Brony http://t.co/3FDQ3EfOiC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/541982708117676032"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "541740230936920065",
    "fullText" : "When you leave your friends house in the morning http://t.co/VqILljOgyG",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/541740230936920065"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "540726005779169280",
    "fullText" : "girls cant find their wallets, shoes or car keys but we sure as hell can remember something you said 8 months ago",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/540726005779169280"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "544831883243454464",
    "fullText" : "Beauty begins... http://t.co/WR771eHGdO",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "537311834186199040",
    "fullText" : "Celestia, If you make this not happen, I will do all your paperwork for a month. #Bronies http://t.co/Oqt3GQasha",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "544123437346983936",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/sWDmzAVNUQ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/544123437346983936"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "550351565882937345",
    "fullText" : "UGH. They use this symbol as a bullet point. None of these actually expand into a sub-menu. http://t.co/ldnu3xdnuA",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/550351565882937345"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "547786270630354945",
    "fullText" : "One good thing is that you can rotate the image to your liking ^^\n#MLPFiM #MLP #PrincessCelestia #PrincessLuna #Brony http://t.co/Tch3hBx4ET",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/547786270630354945"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "544831812007383040",
    "fullText" : "Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/544831812007383040"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "542545442668429313",
    "fullText" : "Awareness of your own biases is crucial to being a fair, just, and rational person. http://t.co/XPwWj10A6x",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/542545442668429313"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "509711664543838209",
    "fullText" : "Vim from 1993 where you'd have a 486 with 1MB of RAM vs Atom from today opening a 104MB text file: http://t.co/unVOWlNd7p",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/509711664543838209"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "A little tech humor tonight for the @_inkster_ CTO @jimmy_inkster Hope you like buddy! \n#humpdayhumour http://t.co/4AUaegLmdi",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "541979861859184640",
    "fullText" : "This could be the most important perl commit for many years. #speed\nhttp://t.co/UU4wQZR8MZ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/541979861859184640"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "548140622826459136",
    "fullText" : "On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/548140622826459136"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "544831816948273152",
    "fullText" : "Great guitar solos are the player channeling the soul of a ninja. Great ninjas are chanelling the soul of chuck Norris.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/544831816948273152"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "536448333619818496",
    "fullText" : "\"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller. Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone\" - Kelly Clarkson.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/536448333619818496"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "537319065103376384",
    "fullText" : "Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/537319065103376384"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Birthday's when i was younger meant i got to ride shotgun on the way to school 😌",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/543301098237202432"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "545253701254803456",
    "fullText" : "All that matters in a relationship is that you like the same pizza toppings",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/545253701254803456"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "544729436747481089",
    "fullText" : "For all the depressed people out there... - http://t.co/YcSC2ovl8z",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/544729436747481089"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "543371638230634496",
    "fullText" : "its raining so hard &amp; i love it!! 😍☁☔",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/543371638230634496"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "544831336822095872",
    "fullText" : "Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. - John F. Kennedy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/544831336822095872"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "545254014112505856",
    "fullText" : "Today was the 1st time in forever, I looked at myself almost naked in a mirror &amp; loved my body. I love my chub &amp; stretch marks. I'm happy :)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/545254014112505856"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "540619116835778560",
    "fullText" : "If i had a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/540619116835778560"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "545258781223825408",
    "fullText" : "Made another rainbow dash watch face. What do you think? #brony #AndroidWear http://t.co/KErcBEIcyR",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/545258781223825408"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "527997039221567489",
    "fullText" : "Retweet for straight. Fave for curls. http://t.co/LEQNmBMy6P",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/527997039221567489"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "529022654159011841",
    "fullText" : "There is in man a deep so deep it is hidden even to him in whom it is. Augustine",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/529022654159011841"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "536387217594146816",
    "fullText" : "\"You don't get another chance, life is no nintendo game.\" - Eminem.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/536387217594146816"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "528233756692606977",
    "fullText" : "Evil brings men together. - Aristotle",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/528233756692606977"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "537250407756873728",
    "fullText" : "Thank God for your life tonight. For your health, your family, or your home. Many people don't have these things.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/537250407756873728"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "528229566662197248",
    "fullText" : "Be with someone http://t.co/TWetlsTqGg",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/528229566662197248"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "537250493572341760",
    "fullText" : "This couldn't be more true http://t.co/0zwWtuH4U4",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/537250493572341760"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "528233267959316480",
    "fullText" : "Even pinky likes pokemon #pokemon #Mylittlepony #bronies #pegasister http://t.co/mrGCAbZ1x1",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/528233267959316480"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "528232838454206465",
    "fullText" : "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ~ Douglas Adams #quote",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/528232838454206465"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "528211003209940992",
    "fullText" : "IN HASKELL ANY LINES IN THE SAND AM ERASEABLE WITH AN COMPULERS PRAGMA!!'n",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/528211003209940992"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "532951632796196864",
    "fullText" : "\"Fluttershrug\" by semehammer (source: http://t.co/63cGBWL9hI) #Flutershy #brony http://t.co/1fvyKvIP6D",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/532951632796196864"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "528232747035541504",
    "fullText" : "Take off the mask you’ve been wearing and let the real, beautiful you to step into the light. | read: http://t.co/3qGYpLILui | #LifeThought",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/528232747035541504"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "528233749214150656",
    "fullText" : "Let men see, let them know, a real man, who lives as he was meant to live.  Marcus Aurelius",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/528233749214150656"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "526485257143349248",
    "fullText" : "It's human nature to care. But even the kindest heart 💜 can grow tired of one sided compassion.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/526485257143349248"
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    "fullText" : "Hard to believe Robin Wiliams such a unique talented and warm person, is gone. It's like a bright light has gone out. Depression sucks.",
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    "fullText" : "It's true. After two long years of sobriety I have finally given in and started playing World of Warcraft again. God help us all.",
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    "fullText" : "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.",
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    "fullText" : "To exit a maze (in a game or real), touch your hand to the right wall &amp; keep walking like that. You'll eventually reach the exit.",
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    "fullText" : "In order to control, you must first let go: why media companies should ditch DRM for video streaming. https://t.co/jTX2gAhZxf",
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    "fullText" : "@shlomif Thanks!",
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    "fullText" : "3 types of people\n\npeople who stay when your life gets rough\n\npeople who leave when your life gets rough\n\npeople who make your life rough",
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    "fullText" : "#CanadaCosplay took this shot of my HellGirl #Cosplay from #HamOnt Comic Con I love the quality #HamiltonComicCon http://t.co/edWsydlCNp",
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    "fullText" : "There is so much beauty in this world &amp; your part of it :-) @drivankipling @ChrisDaplyn @95Forty @MichelleBurley1 @armooba @jstree7  #Follow",
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    "fullText" : "In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.",
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    "fullText" : "@shlomif thank you have you checked out my Meghan Trainor cover 'All about that bass' http://t.co/75krmbWDUf",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "511344779024957440",
    "fullText" : "#IfWeDate \nI won't hurt you\nI won't cheat on you\nI won't do you wrong\nI won't want to stop talking to you\nI want you &amp; only you\nNo one else",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "524111159444905984",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif mine was just docs!",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Single mother travels to #Turkey to rescue radicalised son from #Isis \nhttp://t.co/TMMEZVfitj\n\n#Daesh #Isil #caliphate #Iraq #Syria #Egypt",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "if you tweet about how amazing netflix is, you obviously don't have netflix",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "518594389762113536",
    "fullText" : "Life Goals http://t.co/0kuuHjlBWb",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523542033747955712",
    "fullText" : "I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. Plutarch",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "If you misspell Chuck Norris' name on Google it doesn't say: \"did you mean Chuck Norris?\" Instead, it displays: \"Run, while you still can.\"",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Tell someone they matter.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523689030031269889",
    "fullText" : "@Mal_C_Regan @BIZARREjewelry @Debi_Boop @strategy_keys @SereRenasArmy @shlomif @etidorenyin TY 4 RTing me! UR Awesome!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523527941624705024",
    "fullText" : "Life's like a play: it's not the length, but the excellence of the acting that matters.  Seneca",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523560182572675072",
    "fullText" : "Getting dangerously close to 5,000 followers. Do I level up to a town? Why doesn't Twitter have population management elements?",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523551877007671299",
    "fullText" : "\"You may not be in control of what you have to deal with, but you control what defines you.\" | @LifeIs262 | LIAM 016: http://t.co/E9AuoC7exe",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "We would rather see those to whom we do good, than those who do good to us - La Rochefoucauld",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Faith: Look, I'm not so good at apologies. Mostly because I think the world's out to screw me so I'm generally more owed than owing.\n#buffy",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.",
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    "fullText" : "i just ate a granola bar thinking it'd fill me but i honestly feel snacks are pointless bc i feel just as hungry as i did before i ate it 😒",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523731297902919683",
    "fullText" : "Nerdy Girls Are the Best! http://t.co/rL8nYEPooD",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523564330835775488",
    "fullText" : "Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523371660666101760",
    "fullText" : "I'm not perfect.. http://t.co/p860dBvShP",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "436739597482332160",
    "fullText" : "Dudes be like, \"I only talk to one girl.\" \n\nAND THAT STATUS BE HAVING 15 BITCHES FEELING SPECIAL.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523552894390644736",
    "fullText" : "u know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying \"I find it funny how \" bc there's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Sometimes it takes sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523514354315304961",
    "fullText" : "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. Einstein",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523392693599490049",
    "fullText" : "\"i can see your bra\" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it",
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    "fullText" : "Gay,\nBi,\nUgly,\nFine,\nRich,\nPoor,\nSkinny,\nFat,\nShort,\nTall,\nBlack,\nWhite,\nPurple,\n\nA FRIEND IS A FRIEND! \nRETWEET if you don't judge!",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Want clear ice? Boil the water before freezing it. http://t.co/guheoleBpV",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Friends remain friends long after the last time we saw them, so try just phoning them\n\n@Priblis  @Liberty4UanMe  @abcinharmony \n&lt;&lt;THANK YOU",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I'm a fan of the \"Reservior Dogs\" style of magical girl fashion. http://t.co/A7G4yhLjSM",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "522902702196793345",
    "fullText" : "Andrea Waltz: Go For No - “We tend to always avoid situations where we’re going to fail or even, from a go for no ... http://t.co/rCYzmJ8GQH",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523118810803351553",
    "fullText" : "The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it’s to post the wrong answer.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523385256788099072",
    "fullText" : "Read this.... http://t.co/2g51Yq0wz6",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "522869336709795840",
    "fullText" : "Just called someone &amp; got their voice mail &amp; music was playing before I got 2 leave a message.I didn't know this was still going on in 2014.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523044537691013120",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/EYlYnPcmbr",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "523120733162323968",
    "fullText" : "“@KINGCEEMONEY: 💕💕💕💕 @deedee_motzzz @alyssaalioto http://t.co/CZH2TKZHtA” thanks babe",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "522999689575034880",
    "fullText" : "Never ever give up #courage #commitment",
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    "tweetId" : "520420136134926338",
    "fullText" : "Un cafe ;-) ? http://t.co/9BaQzhmBkZ",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523131327865188352",
    "fullText" : "The way we choose to see the world creates the world we see. -Barry Neil Kaufman",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "522382420344311808",
    "fullText" : "Dear man in the deli who told me i look nice today, you are beautiful thank you Kind sir",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "521918458205048832",
    "fullText" : "Finally someone said it http://t.co/JX9BULFtYV",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/521918458205048832"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "523245137359814656",
    "fullText" : "The stereotype of a \"gamer\" has never been further from the truth. http://t.co/TJwsSccAmT http://t.co/fnDNY8w8fw",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/523245137359814656"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "523120865387761664",
    "fullText" : "May the fleas.... http://t.co/kgVLIGkQxB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/523120865387761664"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "523123028339593218",
    "fullText" : "Marilyn Monroe on Santa Monica Beach, 1962 (By George Barris) http://t.co/fbZQRoZJzk",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "523363773902749696",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/RO2EVmxv8U",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "522458498161209345",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif thanks",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/522458498161209345"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "523123537620770816",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @lisabmarshall fascinating Shlomi! ;) Thank you for sharing w/ us.",
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  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "523120838543814658",
    "fullText" : "Bored in the car so why not do a follow spree?! Follow @Funny_Truth for a follow back Fav when done http://t.co/emsOCmosCD",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/523120838543814658"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "523392177410301953",
    "fullText" : "Bilbo Baggins: Why don't we have a game of riddles and if I win, you show me the way out of here?",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "521709130692972544",
    "fullText" : "The saddest of sights this morning… driving away not realizing I forgot my coffee on the roof 😭\n\n☕️\n🚗",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/521709130692972544"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "523121084196225024",
    "fullText" : "\"Even hundredfold grief is divisible by love.\" - Terri Guillemets",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/523121084196225024"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "521039467315200000",
    "fullText" : "Man, after 13yrs in prison, wins $13.2M against 2 police officers for falsifying evidence http://t.co/Dtd3axGugM http://t.co/bo6SYpc9il",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "522936808041369600",
    "fullText" : "Love people with open minds who are willing to understand and accept a way of thinking that's different from their own",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/522936808041369600"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507418696684277760",
    "fullText" : "Slut: A woman with the morals of a man.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507418696684277760"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "522734384764317696",
    "fullText" : "月刊FTマガジン4号が発売されました。今回はエルザ特集。アニマリアルさんのポスターもエルザです。トリビュートアートにはコザキユースケさんがすごく可愛いルーシィを描いてくださいました。 http://t.co/lDYV44Bbdf",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "520916235635412992",
    "fullText" : "Announcement: I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE. I am going to keep making games. And I will keep speaking up for women in gamedev.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/520916235635412992"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "520236468103827458",
    "fullText" : "Too the guy drilling somewhere and making a racket ... Shut up I'm trying to track vocals ! #musicianproblems",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/520236468103827458"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519837622810992640",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Make sure u 'CHECK OUT' my 1st music VIDEO 4 my single 'Hard living' Let me no wat u think pls SHAR😘 http://t.co/glkwTSoHMh",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519837622810992640"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "521672314501726208",
    "fullText" : "Some fun #NYCC pics of me drawing #MyLittlePony artwork at the @Wacom booth http://t.co/QfVxV3Cbrd",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "521407514244419584",
    "fullText" : "I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying. -Michael Jordan",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/521407514244419584"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "521673229006807040",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @wacom Thank you, much appreciated! It was a great time! :)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/521673229006807040"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "520613272488144897",
    "fullText" : "And to add insult to injury, she also hadn't scheduled this panic attack! :D\n#MLPFiM #MLP #TwilightSparkle #Brony http://t.co/GGR56E4lRC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/520613272488144897"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "521709473971601408",
    "fullText" : "Show me a good time baby http://t.co/P0j7ol6waf",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/521709473971601408"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "520613604576350210",
    "fullText" : "Happy 4th Anniversary #MyLittlePony FiM and Happy #FluttershyFriday everypony! #bronies #pegasisters http://t.co/1g1U5pMXZe",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/520613604576350210"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "520985192630992896",
    "fullText" : "Can u believe it has been 4 years since this roller coaster ride begun?\nHappy 4th Anniversary to #MLPFiM!\n#MLP #Brony http://t.co/jlQZiBwN2I",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/520985192630992896"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "521420907634774016",
    "fullText" : "😂👌 http://t.co/a0zw2Bau2J",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/521420907634774016"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "520107455792308224",
    "fullText" : "@Adrian_Colon808 @PASupportServs @shlomif @HulkSmashGirl @ShainaJM @Tinted77 @sassycheckinin TY 4 RTing me! U ROCK!",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "520006743200247808",
    "fullText" : "There is so much beauty in this world &amp; your part of it :-) @Pomelia1972 @bill_minix @deborahhallsted @lissalet @shlomif @risovic  #Follow",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/520006743200247808"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "520576645686919170",
    "fullText" : "רכבתי על אופניי, אבל כל כך יפה בחוץ שהחלטתי לעצור, לנוח ולהנות מהיום 🌴 שבת שלום http://t.co/vjjD5nykBE",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "519198662468308993",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/YsxiyvAsx4",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519198662468308993"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "520612235925020672",
    "fullText" : "Melt cheese and pepperoni onto biscuits to make homemade pizza rolls #DIY http://t.co/FICJInLhLT",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/520612235925020672"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "521449691704483840",
    "fullText" : "Fall in the Sangre de Christos http://t.co/8Bz2hp9Rpz",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/521449691704483840"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "520643900596551681",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif I am glad you agree with me.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/520643900596551681"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "520737500705595392",
    "fullText" : "When grandma finds out you haven't eaten for the whole day &amp; your parents walk through the door = http://t.co/hQQwDds7CY",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/520737500705595392"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "521709518867406848",
    "fullText" : "I either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/521709518867406848"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "520333057413623808",
    "fullText" : "Three Simple Rules in Life \n#Quote #quotes #qotd #motto #inspiration #motivation #motivational #inspirational http://t.co/3pvj8WOufW",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/520333057413623808"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "521456287436251136",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Good luck to you as well!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/521456287436251136"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "520296148209508352",
    "fullText" : "No one has ever made himself great by showing how small someone else is.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/520296148209508352"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "520984433894359040",
    "fullText" : "You should never want to be perfect, he who is perfect can never get any better. -Ashley M.L.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/520984433894359040"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "519160400722411520",
    "fullText" : "Interesting article..What Gilmore Girls Gets Right About Money and Love http://t.co/qBXgQzvt3p via @TheCut",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519160400722411520"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518612596346593280",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/KgayZJ8wTa",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518612596346593280"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519733065510178817",
    "fullText" : "if you have a nice body please dont walk around showing it in public because i will probably get jealous and kill you",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519733065510178817"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "519780500181774336",
    "fullText" : "While writing a Spring application it’s easy to forget that one isn’t programming Java but instead Spring DSL.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519780500181774336"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519780251279560704",
    "fullText" : "To know what you know�and to know�what you don't know,�that is real wisdom.�- Confucius",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519780251279560704"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "519743165780078593",
    "fullText" : "Where are all the gentlemen? Full train, lady with a walking stick gets on and every1 turns away. Disgusting #Manners  #chivalryisntdead ?",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519745320486330369",
    "fullText" : "She wants to be a witch for Halloween. #brony #MyWaifu http://t.co/3NUna2HVw0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519745320486330369"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519706291338346496",
    "fullText" : "Rescued dog saves sleeping family from fire: http://t.co/RzfJKXypjY http://t.co/rObaQQD3hC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519706291338346496"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517569769617125376",
    "fullText" : "The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it. \nFRANK HERBERT\n\n#amwriting #writing",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517569769617125376"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519780288675979264",
    "fullText" : "Want to make a designer sweat?\n\nTell them Adobe are ditching Photoshop’s GUI and making it cli only.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519780288675979264"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519745518205812739",
    "fullText" : "Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519745518205812739"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519581442683043840",
    "fullText" : "\"True courage is knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.\"-Gandalf",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519581442683043840"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519713817194819585",
    "fullText" : "The Israeli startup scene is thriving despite conflict http://t.co/kG5fhGS8Mh",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519713817194819585"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519158436466937856",
    "fullText" : "I am looking for the lost generation of women in  programming. If you studied CS in the 80s give me a shout. http://t.co/x7CZxR7bRt",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519158436466937856"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519265495657512960",
    "fullText" : "Good with Bachlava or Moztart or Strudelius :-) RT: “@felixauthor: http://t.co/0GJmXHX0nb”",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519265495657512960"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519733240001617921",
    "fullText" : "Whenever u FEEL like giving up, THINK about those who NEVER gave up #Education #Science #Health #Manners #Zombies http://t.co/3KKCwkDW0W",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519733240001617921"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519723133066964993",
    "fullText" : "'Now, Mr. Frodo,' said Sam, 'you shouldn't make fun. I was serious.' 'So was I,' said Frodo.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519723133066964993"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516739967138430976",
    "fullText" : "Lol http://t.co/qgRatihR3R",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516739967138430976"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519662391701692416",
    "fullText" : "Write. I'm most creative and productive in the morning. \nAnd most people are using that hour to fight traffic.\n@Ednever",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519662391701692416"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519048668918587393",
    "fullText" : "mATH HOMEWORK???\n\nTHE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519048668918587393"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "519751581705588738",
    "fullText" : "Ray-Ban, Oakley, Dolce &amp; Gabbana and Prada sunglasses are all manufactured by the same company.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519751581705588738"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519710889545437184",
    "fullText" : "As kids we want to be adults who can do whatever they want and as adults we wish we were kids who can do whatever they want",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519710889545437184"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519751064736645121",
    "fullText" : "preach http://t.co/3hUw2G9Um7",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519751064736645121"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519780432682835969",
    "fullText" : "So baby, let me sing this to you like this was my last song.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519780432682835969"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519379135626752000",
    "fullText" : "how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519379135626752000"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519780479260561410",
    "fullText" : "A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently. Augustine",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519780479260561410"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518545766760321025",
    "fullText" : "L'Objectiviste Weekly is out! http://t.co/p5odBpn1s7 Stories via @rbotl1 @shlomif @LeCartophage",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518545766760321025"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519316712114905088",
    "fullText" : "I just wanna go on adventures. Be around good energy. Connect with people. Learn new things. &amp; grow. 👌",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519316712114905088"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518330550072131585",
    "fullText" : "So tired of ppl saying they hate human beings. Go hang out w/a goat and see how much fun ur gonna have eating leaves with ur new bestfriend",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518330550072131585"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519741796453068800",
    "fullText" : "The best way to predict your future is to create it. - Peter F. Drucker via @JodiOkun #Growth #Leadership",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519741796453068800"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518651816234721280",
    "fullText" : "@joeyalkes @Ana_Coldwell @judy105b @Iyketoons @NitinRattan1 @tppy_ @shlomif TY 4 RTing me! UR Awesome!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518651816234721280"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "519154539094880256",
    "fullText" : "Good morning everyone hope you all have an awesome day #brony http://t.co/77JH7wgzY8",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519154539094880256"
  }
}, {
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    "fullText" : "La Iglesia de turba de Hof (1884); la última iglesia de turba construida al \"viejo estilo\".en Islandia http://t.co/Ehtmpa5ho1 @JcmorenoJuan",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519394528584032256"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "519555285669523456",
    "fullText" : "A hug means I need you. A kiss means I love you. A call means I miss you.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519555285669523456"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519157391296692225",
    "fullText" : "@jenloizeaux @BronyRT Ooooh! An #MLP #ConspiracyTheory about the assassination of #PrincessCelestia. http://t.co/YWkpBTAN10",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519157391296692225"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519154876002344960",
    "fullText" : "I wish common sense was more common.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519154876002344960"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518641072957034497",
    "fullText" : "The only people.... http://t.co/2o2GSXMxmc",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518641072957034497"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518424438770262016",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif thanks for being a grammar nazi",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518424438770262016"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519374310721740800",
    "fullText" : "Bonsai Fuji by Takashi: http://t.co/kvkQKppFV4 via @500px #photography http://t.co/QfjDjsW6fw",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519374310721740800"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519002929928224769",
    "fullText" : "I'd love to walk over those leaves - Good morning\n\nSleepy Hollow Farm, Woodstock, Vermont\nfnd(http://t.co/yNVKJJ3iql) http://t.co/QdIvIvqOQz",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519002929928224769"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519228817886687232",
    "fullText" : "I love what my daughter does with the ponies. Sunglasses, you say? Intriguing... #mylittlepony http://t.co/w8w3DMnauB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519228817886687232"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518615865831743488",
    "fullText" : "Anybody can.... http://t.co/5dWp3Phb7L",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518615865831743488"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518660584985083904",
    "fullText" : "Glory Days - Don’t live in the past. The best is yet to come! http://t.co/mKlY4TnayY",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518660584985083904"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519099032744914944",
    "fullText" : "If you make a choice that goes against what everyone else thinks, the world will not fall apart. - Oprah Winfrey #Quote",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519099032744914944"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "519554794432647169",
    "fullText" : "Amerika's First Lady tweets: 22 years married. #HappyAnniversary http://t.co/wZz8Kusysl",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/519554794432647169"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "519229633158336512",
    "fullText" : "Lol. Life is good at ManeHatten! #multiple pony http://t.co/5eaH1sASpG",
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    "fullText" : "After the storm, comes the calm sea... so ride out the waves, til you come home to me. ☁☔🌊⛅🌞🏡",
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    "fullText" : "They're up to something again. #mylittlepony http://t.co/nM8GvXtTCJ",
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    "fullText" : "Love isn't limited &amp; all of us have more to give, so why not give a little more to all\n\n@FPotts  @SurendraKande  @Spacettf \n&lt;&lt;THANK YOU&gt;&gt;",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "@Ltd_To_Two @nyclover53 i would like to bounce on them and scatter them joyously! http://t.co/GaS5RjiC5V",
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    "fullText" : "My most embarrassing mistakes as a programmer:\n\n* I didn't ask for help\n* I was afraid of what others would think\n* I didn't follow through on a promise\n* I didn't step up and take responsibility\n* I avoided conflict\n\nMy biggest mistakes had nothing to do with programming.",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "What are you currently reading?",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I’m thinking of trademarking \n‘hi, what’s up?’ https://t.co/vnt6EcMSpX",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1190207006407319552",
    "fullText" : "I want to inspire people. I want someone to look at me and say \"Because of you, I didn't give up!\" #LifeCoaching https://t.co/3pqoR9z6rt",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "1188898255993618432",
    "fullText" : "nobody:\nforums in 2001 with less than a hundred users: https://t.co/TrLSuP7aeG",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Standard ML is the best language for implementing automata, but right now what I need is a language for *designing* automata.",
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    "fullText" : "Sometimes when I talk to friends about Infosec and all the conferences I go to/volunteer at they ask if I feel safe in that environment.\n\nToday is one of those days where I'm reminded of how many amazing people have my back and care about the safety of others.\n\nY'all inspire me.",
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    "fullText" : "NONBINARY PEOPLE can be:\n\n• feminine\n• masculine \n• androgynous\n• spooky\n• wraiths\n• shadows emerging from the void\n• tentacles wrapping around your ankle\n• a formless hunger hurling you into an endless maw\n• endless\n• ｅｎｄｌｅｓｓ",
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    "fullText" : "This Halloween was spent being the boss witch on a new show im directing for @netflix called #TheBigShowShow with @wwethebigshow @allisonmunn julietdonenfeld @ReylynnCaster lilybrooksobriant. Had fun with some… https://t.co/ojw5neWZgP",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "What God has given other people is not going to work for you. Don’t try to be like somebody else. You are one of a kind. ~ Joel Osteen\n\n#Spirituality #Leadership https://t.co/NhzI9ZpKae",
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    "fullText" : "Today I read the same pages of Eisenbud as last week. But this time I made progress: I *understood* them.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518015002838847488",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Thanks for the retweet. Have a great weekend!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "517304648940924930",
    "fullText" : "Fox is planning a half-hour comedy series based on the 1988 Tom Hanks movie \"Big\" http://t.co/n9VDsGSeIR",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Dear Men - instant Humour http://t.co/PEUuwoL4dJ",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "518112210422599680",
    "fullText" : "♫ Let the rainbow remind you\nThat together we will always shine ♫\n#MLPFiM #MLP #FriendshipIsMagic #Brony http://t.co/ZHwF6ryS4g",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518112210422599680"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518014129660248064",
    "fullText" : "#mylittlepony vinyl figures now back in stock. Check them out. http://t.co/P0HlMTIB1Y http://t.co/6N1CdUOJzz",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518014129660248064"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "518101141528514560",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/nLduB91dnj",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517964989379133440",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif que buena cancion una sensacion! http://t.co/aqXeuXnBEV",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517964989379133440"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518322913984774144",
    "fullText" : "@FlTAdvice «It’s a cold day in hell today.»—Me re people saying things will never happen.#ColdDayInHell #BelieveInYourself #YouCanDoIt",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518322913984774144"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514171032320888833",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/C6CQcnruo0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514171032320888833"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "513577762049630208",
    "fullText" : "I am so done http://t.co/Y2vTFA40UG",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/513577762049630208"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518211016211963905",
    "fullText" : "When anyone tells me I can't do anything, I'm just not listening anymore.-Florence Griffith Joyner",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518211016211963905"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518385334779146241",
    "fullText" : "Promote what you love rather than bashing what you hate! - @MorningCoach http://t.co/C4PQGf3DAb",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518385334779146241"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "518230286816247808",
    "fullText" : "best kind of people http://t.co/3twZPWoTLb",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "518385391842242560",
    "fullText" : "Wombat lovers: here's another one you can meet with @neilhimself via the Bookend fundraiser  http://t.co/oVmFukylSd http://t.co/Sxr0C1vWV2",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518385391842242560"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "518013879524540416",
    "fullText" : "I guess i will add a analyzer to my #apache  #firewall stay tuned, coding weekend",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518089433619648512",
    "fullText" : "One of the greatest pleasures in life is doing what people said you couldn't do",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518089433619648512"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "517379255744073729",
    "fullText" : "Hypothesis: sentences containing words that rarely occur in the same sentence are disproportionately likely to be interesting.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "518287661707321346",
    "fullText" : "Today's Quote http://t.co/0pEmOTX9WB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518287661707321346"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518010498181513216",
    "fullText" : "Wishing all mah yids an easy and meaningful fast: 21 Things That Only Ever Happen On Yom Kippur http://t.co/7VZDqcE0F8 via @BuzzFeedUK",
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}, {
  "like" : {
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    "fullText" : "#HK netizens are surrounding pro-#China thugs. #UmbrellaRevolution http://t.co/CUALjOL7dU",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "517961543846465536",
    "fullText" : "When writing the story of your life, NEVER let anyone else hold the pen  http://t.co/G71birS82B #Manners #Zombies http://t.co/oyxg7llA0a",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517961543846465536"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518388176092532737",
    "fullText" : "I acted like it wasn't a big deal, when really it was breaking my heart.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518388176092532737"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518170891348627456",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/7J5iN6MiAd",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518170891348627456"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "518419104789569537",
    "fullText" : "And guys no joke I started to actually cry before singing \"With Love\" bc team grimmie was over powering w love ahh",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/518419104789569537"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517339411390803968",
    "fullText" : "how I feel next to my friend http://t.co/TuuQYu8xIh",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517639145854746625",
    "fullText" : "Nothing feels as amazing as removing makeup and your bra! #sleepy #bed#goodnight",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517639145854746625"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517635362835791872",
    "fullText" : "Pretty fluttershy a super model !!!#brony http://t.co/U4O2tH6eyd",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517635362835791872"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517701552837230592",
    "fullText" : "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "517952722231123968",
    "fullText" : "So anyone who doesn't conform to your personal belief system fed to you by mainstream media @JasonD  is a bigot?",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517780193050513408",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @gwenshap LOL pics of my tits?? 😹",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517780193050513408"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "http://t.co/ZxhdIMLvBJ",
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}, {
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517644780206297089",
    "fullText" : "This world needs to spend more time building each other up, instead of tearing each other down!… http://t.co/rM3Pwyfu8i",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517644780206297089"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517596621526159360",
    "fullText" : "Teach your children good email basics - http://t.co/5DxtBKH1nt #email #netiquette #etiquette",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517596621526159360"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517500429328855042",
    "fullText" : "@TiffanyAlvord but I'm still in my pyjamas!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "517453682619604992",
    "fullText" : "There's only two options 💁\n1. Make progress\n2. Make excuses",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517701805216915456",
    "fullText" : "Disney Characters Who Exist in Real Life - http://t.co/j1ROoGeNvY http://t.co/UOOkfKMzmr",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517701805216915456"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517689466538827776",
    "fullText" : ".@KellyRipa Happy Birthday to an incredible woman, mother, mentor and friend- I guess this also counts as my #TBT http://t.co/dqILT8VitJ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517689466538827776"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517666325708414976",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif awwww. Thank You so much",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517666325708414976"
  }
}, {
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    "fullText" : "Happy national poison blackberries day! Why is that a thing? Who figured that out? How do u celebrate? Think I'm sitting this one out",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "517500217621745664",
    "fullText" : "@TiffanyAlvord You are my #womancrushwednesday because you are beautiful, talented, inspiring and you make me feel confident in  myself!",
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    "fullText" : "Judith in her Princess Mermaid Skater Dress!\nPrincess Cut Skaters Nearly all gone! #mermaid \nhttp://t.co/QFmOOv8sB7 http://t.co/XtGbDklG6x",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517701796957917184",
    "fullText" : "It's hard to forget someone who gave you so many things to remember.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Goodbye September, Hello October. 🍁🍃🍂🏈⚾️🎃👻 http://t.co/iZpABMD4gg",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517330531734650881"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Looks like the Force is with @RealFPJr #StarWarsRebels gets renewed for 2nd season http://t.co/0felgBGsj8",
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  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517952703721644032",
    "fullText" : "Dream it.\nBelieve it.\nAchieve it.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517952703721644032"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517709336387522560",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Summer Glau played in a music video for the song \"Long Hot Summer\" by Keith Urban. http://t.co/Rt6Wy2tWWN @Summerglauwiki",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517709336387522560"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517662038592847873",
    "fullText" : "Success is not something you pursue. Success is something you attract by the person you become. -Jim Rohn",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517662038592847873"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516662605528989696",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/ZOs7Sd2hIt",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516662605528989696"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516323962222280704",
    "fullText" : "12 things of success... http://t.co/XgoWKwGq1h",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516323962222280704"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517574908973694976",
    "fullText" : "Our life is a story &amp; if we dont like it WE can change it. The fate lies in our hands. WE write our stories, we can choose how to feel. 👌",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517574908973694976"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516667083896410112",
    "fullText" : "I hate capitalism. That's why I tend to write most things in lower case.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516667083896410112"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517575225643241473",
    "fullText" : "@TiffanyAlvord ah i love this quotes &lt;3",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517575225643241473"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515931719690903552",
    "fullText" : "Beautiful😍 http://t.co/Ri3kDBsVOC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515931719690903552"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516667128536391680",
    "fullText" : "She's a goddess http://t.co/LZVTYHIMTC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516667128536391680"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516314783625535488",
    "fullText" : "so true. http://t.co/3eJGDG2RVf",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516314783625535488"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517576223883800576",
    "fullText" : "Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517576223883800576"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516667057564561408",
    "fullText" : "“To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat.” \n? Plato",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516667057564561408"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517500135384035329",
    "fullText" : "If you were waiting for the right time... \n♡It's NOW♡",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517500135384035329"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516880089040953344",
    "fullText" : "Has to be one of my favourite #MyLittlePony #bronies #mlp#ponies#love http://t.co/7atHmjW8ua",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516880089040953344"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517407049094008832",
    "fullText" : "@awilkinson But does it scale?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517407049094008832"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514564106805080064",
    "fullText" : "...and after! #lasagna @TheCooksCook http://t.co/lx8XASGp0H",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514564106805080064"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517393404888875008",
    "fullText" : "New startup concept:\n\n1. Make something of value\n2. Charge money for it\n3. Spend less than you make\n\nI call it \"business\". Thoughts?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517393404888875008"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516663388152561665",
    "fullText" : "Um, how do you split a third movie into two movies? Doesn't that just make it 4 movies? The analogy only works for book trilogy adaptations",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516663388152561665"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515991827610992640",
    "fullText" : "Red Jewelled Dress http://t.co/DrrUou6fb1",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515991827610992640"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517532823838674944",
    "fullText" : "\"@maa13sv: @TiffanyAlvord ily your sweet SMILE ❤️😂❤️😂.  @MirandaSings http://t.co/dYwx5uk02r\" awww 😊",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517532823838674944"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517575010844962816",
    "fullText" : "EMS = EMBRACE reality, MOVE incrementally forward, SNATCH your outcome. @TheIronJen on LIAM 9: http://t.co/BA3FdAYVIT",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517575010844962816"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517576514288615424",
    "fullText" : "N n n nothing important. That is a great deal about a ring, a dark lord and something about the end of the world Sam #lotr",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517576514288615424"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516336444273881089",
    "fullText" : "😂😂😂 Bruh http://t.co/s89mlUcS5t",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516336444273881089"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516341865340092416",
    "fullText" : "You're the reason why I check my phone every 5 minutes..",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516341865340092416"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517575492950425600",
    "fullText" : "@TiffanyAlvord aww 😊 Everyday I learned so much from you ♥ 😄😃😀 you light up my day ♥",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517575492950425600"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516329507524194305",
    "fullText" : "Some people are going to leave, but that's not the end of your story. That's the end of their part in your story.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516329507524194305"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "517576230267547648",
    "fullText" : "That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger .Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/517576230267547648"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "516621867910590465",
    "fullText" : "\"A beautiful Night like this calls for the best decorations by yours truly!\"\n#MLPFiM #MLP #Rarity #Brony http://t.co/7WJg8tpugt",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/516621867910590465"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515587738641260544",
    "fullText" : "It never gets easier, you just get stronger.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515587738641260544"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "511965362204987392",
    "fullText" : "Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. -Frank Tyger #quote #lifequotes #inspirational http://t.co/Kffi7heX7i",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/511965362204987392"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514515511364034560",
    "fullText" : "\"Before the iPhone had apps and Android got Maps, Nokia phones had both.\" - \"Being the first doesn't mean to suceed\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514515511364034560"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "512259844913778688",
    "fullText" : "Don't be a gambler, be an investor. Invest in yourself and the return on your investment will be plenty. http://t.co/Kffi7heX7i",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/512259844913778688"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515359400106926081",
    "fullText" : "From @mrtmbilderback: because some things are too awful not to share.\nhttp://t.co/9L1PdKE1w8”",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515359400106926081"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515848359647911936",
    "fullText" : "You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515848359647911936"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515080302361067520",
    "fullText" : "Meet @WadeWebster1  What genres do you write? \"That’s like asking a schizophrenic how many personalities he has.\" http://t.co/3HcYhN8bTN",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515080302361067520"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515843132236513280",
    "fullText" : "So finally after 1.5 months I got the first job offer. Unfortunately the salary negotiation has to be done :D",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515843132236513280"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "512617923798908928",
    "fullText" : "Step through new doors. The majority of the time theres something fantastic on the other side. http://t.co/u9iw4kq4vl",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/512617923798908928"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "513862394330619904",
    "fullText" : "Hahahah. #TeamKatniss http://t.co/MCRFsIreij",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/513862394330619904"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515887848655171588",
    "fullText" : "People will forget what U said, people will forget what U did, but people will never forget how U made them feel -Maya Angelou",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515887848655171588"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515265378759770112",
    "fullText" : "Made me laugh @aghowardwrites #weirdshiz http://t.co/jc8uUzaoIm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515265378759770112"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515478102315515906",
    "fullText" : "\"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.\" - Dr Seuss",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515478102315515906"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515887353236561921",
    "fullText" : "Women:What happened to #chivalry \n\nMe:  #feminism",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515887353236561921"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515460523228667905",
    "fullText" : "My Little Selfie\nI love this pic of Rarity, Fluttershy and Sunset having a great time!\n#MLPFIM #RainbowRocks #brony http://t.co/PiOIvb4bVi",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515460523228667905"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515459580831485952",
    "fullText" : "He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.  Confucius",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515459580831485952"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "511931359968112642",
    "fullText" : "There is no faster way to bring about misfortune than to think it is coming.   #success  #positive #SM http://t.co/Kffi7heX7i",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/511931359968112642"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514529063075987457",
    "fullText" : "If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514529063075987457"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515500604806791168",
    "fullText" : "One week and counting to the #StarWarsRebels premiere. Anybody as excited as me? http://t.co/r4qJmF1xlL",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515500604806791168"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515887796351803393",
    "fullText" : "Gonna have to dodge twitter for a little bit.  Can't see the new movie yet and wanna dodge spoilers. #brony",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515887796351803393"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515453048026828800",
    "fullText" : "not texting back is only okay when i do it",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515453048026828800"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515123768935870464",
    "fullText" : "If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading. - Lao Tzu http://t.co/UOw3LQnodH http://t.co/Tf60fYNdgn",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515123768935870464"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514255254989205505",
    "fullText" : "The people have spoken- Congrats @Isaiah_Draws you're the fav and the winner of the #RealSMGTwitterContest. I'm so excited. Thank you all",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514255254989205505"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515863749010280448",
    "fullText" : "scary how relevant this is... http://t.co/LpAXOJIxNt",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515863749010280448"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515587722031804416",
    "fullText" : "Your object of comparison is not everyone else at the gym. Focus on self improvement.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515587722031804416"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514625065489412097",
    "fullText" : "Why do I support #heforshe? Because I have a wife, a sister, daughters, a mother; and they are just as capable and valuable as I am.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514625065489412097"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515017109349629952",
    "fullText" : "We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but of appreciating what we do have.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515017109349629952"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514780051766665217",
    "fullText" : "I respect people that tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514780051766665217"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515022905403793408",
    "fullText" : "The problem is: God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.  http://t.co/3pNPTw6B55",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515022905403793408"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515023232080961536",
    "fullText" : "@EmWatson Your words are ones the world needed to hear. For all genders, not just women. #HeForShe",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515023232080961536"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514273188591960064",
    "fullText" : "@ChrissyCostanza that's why you sing girl",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514273188591960064"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515027182687514624",
    "fullText" : "Big shots are only little shots who keep on shooting. -Christopher Morley",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515027182687514624"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514850759612305408",
    "fullText" : "OURFC showing support for @HeForShe http://t.co/DCeu80MdJW",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514850759612305408"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491689917919936513",
    "fullText" : "2Ban #attractive guy or girl,U need to radiate #confidence&amp; #sexiness&amp;this means being #geeky&amp;a #hacker/#ActionHero→#hot ppl are #geeks",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491689917919936513"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515021389854932992",
    "fullText" : "*owns tons of clothes*\n\n*wears same three things*",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515021389854932992"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515021390530228225",
    "fullText" : "\"A true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back...\" - Elizabeth Gilbert",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515021390530228225"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514371256142274560",
    "fullText" : "Always have, always will http://t.co/15sLxqvEXp",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514371256142274560"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514968794226114562",
    "fullText" : "Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they will never be you.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514968794226114562"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514371349553610752",
    "fullText" : "I have 3 moods: - Skips every song on my iPod. - Lets the music play without interruption. - Plays the same song on repeat for days.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514371349553610752"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514348394970509313",
    "fullText" : "Don't wait for the money. Let the money chase you.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514348394970509313"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515027970499825666",
    "fullText" : "Oh no. There goes Tokyo. Go, go Twizilla! #TwilightSparkle #MLP #broneis #pegasisters http://t.co/xd6K634ESJ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515027970499825666"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514232781027934208",
    "fullText" : "“I would rather have questions that can’t be answered than answers that can’t be questioned.” - Richard Feynman",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514232781027934208"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514847570930069504",
    "fullText" : "@EmWatson #HeForShe I make this 😍😍😍 http://t.co/XHjbj3VSrz",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514847570930069504"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515023150841864192",
    "fullText" : "I wanna get an education but I don't wanna wake up early and do homework you feel me.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515023150841864192"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "499744112346927104",
    "fullText" : "@EpicReads @neilhimself My favorite #GaimanSays, it's like a hug and a push off a cliff at the same time. http://t.co/fEFP645I1w",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/499744112346927104"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514961240980873216",
    "fullText" : "Having a best friend of the opposite sex &gt;&gt;",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514961240980873216"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515029885551906816",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Thanks. :)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515029885551906816"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515120197335007232",
    "fullText" : "#JavaScript Wholly 2.0.0 has been released https://t.co/TtPTUyPQD7 with horizontal and vertical event support, batch events and test suits.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515120197335007232"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "515170640589242368",
    "fullText" : "I just got called phenomenally exotic. Also the new video will be up within the next hour!!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/515170640589242368"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514371124659245057",
    "fullText" : "\"Emotional eating\" can wreck your progress! Think hard before you make decisions when stressed, tired, bored, or upset!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/514371124659245057"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514102440749043712",
    "fullText" : "@arielaGoesFake @ISudri אם אנחנו לא משתמשים במדינה שנתנו לנו אומות העולם אחרי השואה כדי לתת מקלט לפליטי חרב מרצח עם, אז עדיף שנחזיר תמפתחות",
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  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "512438747586396160",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @twitter @Bandcamp let's add @loudr to this. We love @loudr .",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "512464182709481472",
    "fullText" : "Goodnight everypony! SLEEP WELL! (Canterlot's Royal Voice) #brony #bronies #pegasister #mlp #mlpfim http://t.co/Ys1caoPsCu",
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    "tweetId" : "512494242804277248",
    "fullText" : "@DrJSimanjuntak @shlomif @pranaymohan1 @JohnParkerShow @LazyPenggyPingu @Smacky76 @lumiere1313 TY 4 RTing me! #Gratitude",
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    "tweetId" : "512888074003816448",
    "fullText" : "homework to do: hella\n\nhomework i’ve done: negative hella",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "513304469967470593",
    "fullText" : "Do you ask yourself, \"what do I do for people to hate me\" is it because I'm being ME and motivated to be successful in life?",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "478244554265874433",
    "fullText" : "Trouble... had a \"discussion\"... When you are a baby you are an atheist because you are without theism... true?",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "512372995088609280",
    "fullText" : "Eminem http://t.co/1qfdjXmpDE",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "502143067831676928",
    "fullText" : "\"They call me superman, I'm here to rescue you.\" - Superman",
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    "fullText" : "I’m stronger because of my hard times. I’m wiser because of the mistakes I’ve made. I’m happier because of my sad experiences.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "513653700100116480",
    "fullText" : "So flying overnight, gaining 3 hours and napping on the plane counts as a full nights sleep right? Oh brb I see a Starbucks",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "512464100673454081",
    "fullText" : "Custom miniature bowling sets #mylittlepony #etsy #MLP #gifts https://t.co/JDYXtS7cJs http://t.co/a0Ykvjmejn",
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    "fullText" : "My eating schedule: \nBreakfast \nSnack \nBrunch \nSnack \nLunch \nSnack \nSnack \nPre dinner \nDinner \nSnack \nDessert \nSnack \nMidnight snack \nRepeat",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "512802882463088640",
    "fullText" : "The best kind of guy is the one that can make his girl smile, even when she's mad at him",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "512905680685375488",
    "fullText" : "Working on Archangel, sequel to The Janus Complex, about a young Glasgow man who becomes a hit man for the establishment.new twists now.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "513762558533451776",
    "fullText" : "Whats up everypony please send ponies now #bronies http://t.co/UUAW5NUgbL",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "512967100185731072",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @twitter @Bandcamp @loudr check then @peterhollens @violintay http://t.co/50nCH9jVBC http://t.co/23P0R3Bjtl you are missing out.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "514371357531205632",
    "fullText" : "To give credit where credit is due! #SummerGlau #TBBT http://t.co/TnVWEiyhBP",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "504734568017305601",
    "fullText" : "#IceBucketChallenge #EminemIceBucketChallenge http://t.co/DogFVD3O39",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "513344497854738432",
    "fullText" : "Why complicate life? http://t.co/XcFDyTXIXD",
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    "tweetId" : "512463540612255744",
    "fullText" : "The harder you work for something, the greater you'll feel when you finally achieve it.",
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    "tweetId" : "513299201103781888",
    "fullText" : "The truth is.. http://t.co/HxM2YLS0jO",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "512463954363576320",
    "fullText" : "Rarity is best Fabulous Pony. There are no exceptions to this. O_O #Brony #MLP http://t.co/E8eG7m3wLC",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501857394188906496",
    "fullText" : "“We'll walk this road together, through the storm whatever weather, cold or warm. Just lettin' you know that, you're not alone.\"- Not Afraid",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "512130141531955200",
    "fullText" : "Disclaimer: Following, re-tweeting, or listing anyone shouldn't -in anyway- interpreted that I share his thoughts or believe in his ideas.",
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    "tweetId" : "512090271434440704",
    "fullText" : "I can overthink myself into depression in less than 20minutes 😔",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "510974491728809984",
    "fullText" : "@Spettrox looks like Toothless from the movie How to Train Your Dragon.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "511265670987014144",
    "fullText" : "SECRETS TO A #HEALTHY LIFE \"Eat breakfast alone,  share lunch with a friend and give dinner away to your enemy.” \" http://t.co/kAubaNZNYH",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "512102406654816256",
    "fullText" : "Be so busy loving your life that you have no time for hate, regret or fear.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "512312983968808961",
    "fullText" : "The HOTTEST #shoes for the fall are: http://t.co/eekTIR8pIP\n\n#clubfashionista #fallfashion #style #guide http://t.co/qRs3yt7wVs",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "511904545501245440",
    "fullText" : "Bad luck? Unfortunate coincidence? I don't know what to say! xD\n#MLPFiM #MLP #Bronies #Brony http://t.co/2Ybi6omh7m",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/511904545501245440"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "512312833896640512",
    "fullText" : "Before the day is done, look someone in the eye and say \"I appreciate you just the way you are!\" #leadership",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "511554436024373248",
    "fullText" : "'I don't like candy, but I do love Pinkie Pie.'\n#MLPFiM #PinkiePie #MaudPie #MLPSeason4 #Brony http://t.co/jY3UgH1gfd",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "511523633353981952",
    "fullText" : "17 Again http://t.co/g9T896vWwD",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/511523633353981952"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "512130150100905984",
    "fullText" : "He who loves the world as his body may be entrusted with the empire. - Lao-tzu",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "512133257887223808",
    "fullText" : "Good morning everybody. . . ☕ ☝ \n\n#coffee strong",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "512312889416634369",
    "fullText" : "לא יודעת מה גרם לי לחשוב שהפעם הביקור באוקייקיופיד יהיה שונה.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "511554114577108993",
    "fullText" : "Given the choice, who would u like to adopt, #bronies?\n#MLPFiM #QueenChrysalis #NightmareMoon #MLPSeason4 #Brony http://t.co/AOVbABxBuj",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "511900987364503553",
    "fullText" : "Biggest pet peeve: lack of response. Email, text, phone call, even in person.  So f*&amp;%%ng rude. #manners",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "511517360826875904",
    "fullText" : "You get self-satisfaction from pushing yourself to the limit, knowing that all the effort is going to pay off. -Mary Lou Retton",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "512248020810104833",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @twitter @Bandcamp @iTunes Yeah, fuck @iTunes! #GNU #FOSS #open #DRM #Linux",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/512248020810104833"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506571103876435968",
    "fullText" : "Oh and I'm more than calm, I'm excited... ;) #SummerGlau http://t.co/YvZ5O1TEpQ",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "511904603429154817",
    "fullText" : "Things a Girl Should Never Send a Guy via Text - http://t.co/LA96QLnQPs http://t.co/BcqbUKNmWX",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/511904603429154817"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "511156605941862400",
    "fullText" : "@twitter @Bandcamp @iTunes oh and kudos to @carmencamille for setting an example in this respect. ♥U!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/511156605941862400"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "487654478787919872",
    "fullText" : "Everyone Smiles In The Same Language... http://t.co/eipz6adoe1",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "510972827298562048",
    "fullText" : "🐾  #Purrfect ~ Street Cat Portrait  / Tunisia  🐱 ツ \n\nby © philippe http://t.co/L4IZH88WkL",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/510972827298562048"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "511617829737484288",
    "fullText" : "Ssshhhhh don't tell my daughter...But tomorrow I'm hosting  a screening of the #AnnieMovie for her 🎂🎉🎂 I might have to sing along 🎵🎵",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "512310606943494144",
    "fullText" : "I need a late night doesn't sleep watching TV in pjs eating snacks buddy! Jetlag alone is http://t.co/t0Co4higrf… http://t.co/2cOoDxJO9N",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/512310606943494144"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "511904417789247488",
    "fullText" : "Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. -Shaquille O'Neal",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "511092666655072256",
    "fullText" : "Difficulties in life are intended to make us better, not bitter. -Dan Reeves",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy #Quote",
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    "fullText" : "Younger sister visiting at hospice reports older sister in pain &amp; delirious. No @risingtide for me today. Send prayers/thoughts y’all.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "509723826159357953",
    "fullText" : "I do not know anyone who has got to the top without hard work. That is the recipe. -Margaret Thatcher",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "510001121608617984",
    "fullText" : "Don’t spend time complaining or blaming things… Spend time changing them.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "510845664775770112",
    "fullText" : "My daughter put on her status 'whats wrong with beating?' And she got many hates for that. Children these days hating on stupid stuff",
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    "tweetId" : "508946637025050626",
    "fullText" : "Happy Monday! Set the intention of making this the best week of your life! Smile at people and wish the same for them! #LoveYourLife",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Those who know, do. Those that understand, teach.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "508257600220065793",
    "fullText" : "🐾  Adorable Shot ~ Mother &amp; Child  🐱 ツ http://t.co/OH52BpW5nb",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Relationships don't need to be perfect, you just have find what's perfect about each other.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "509399834324123648",
    "fullText" : "don't you know when you feel alone, someone else considers you home &lt;3",
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    "fullText" : "For now, we recommend that every change their NickServ password as a precaution.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than letting him keep her.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "510079300389703680",
    "fullText" : "One of the worst days but it brought out the best in human kind. Do something charitable today in honor #9/11 http://t.co/6C1hlfLgwU",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "509484438053744640",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/djLZN1qh9v",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "510882890536996864",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/iY6RRVQbd5",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "511107349206282240",
    "fullText" : "I say \"haha\" almost after every text so it doesn't sound too serious.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "511148301341569024",
    "fullText" : "\"@BronyMovement: I very well approve of this. \n#brony #StarTrek http://t.co/3oSa5sarz1\" ALL MY YES!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/511148301341569024"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "509178893950275584",
    "fullText" : "A Fanboy's Guide to Princess Leia - http://t.co/pvXrna8k5c http://t.co/OIzaKeXDy7",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/509178893950275584"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "510793279261376512",
    "fullText" : "People of accomplishment rarely sat back &amp;amp; let things happen to them. They went out &amp;amp; happened to things.  Leonardo Da Vinci",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "511201465415634944",
    "fullText" : "Don't judge me, you only see what I choose to show you.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "509343454908780544",
    "fullText" : "HI IT'S EARLY AND I'M UP BECAUSE HOW IN THE WORLD CAN I SLEEP WHEN MY ALBUM IS OUT?! http://t.co/vJvMvkT5xw",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508330220081127425",
    "fullText" : "When autocorrect takes \"perf, thanks!\" &amp; makes \"perv, thanks!\".. #err sorry, mom.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508330220081127425"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508689094457962496",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @AlexGMusic7 @YouTube Great song! And YES every day IS the best day of my life http://t.co/cBs5eG5nKB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508689094457962496"
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    "tweetId" : "508588259883360256",
    "fullText" : "Girls, if you want a flat stomach, then try this fast, http://t.co/8dDttvNCZl  Get your summer body before its over! http://t.co/Y7UN2nDjNm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508588259883360256"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507623461317902336",
    "fullText" : "@RealSMG I was sad when i learned that Peter Falk (Columbo) was RIP : he was a great actor, so...you'll get the smile later. #CanWeTalk",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507623461317902336"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508282774370136064",
    "fullText" : "Fall engagement photos!! 😍😍 http://t.co/W9Eb6hGMcZ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508282774370136064"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508430474818383873",
    "fullText" : "i want skinny thighs and long soft hair and big eyes and clear skin and a cute relationship and money and pretty clothes and friends idk bye",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508430474818383873"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507869086953787392",
    "fullText" : "Yes please! http://t.co/86RtQQ5ZIC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507869086953787392"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508806266119290880",
    "fullText" : "There's nothing to prove, only to share.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508806266119290880"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508510051808841729",
    "fullText" : "Miley gets it 🙌 http://t.co/DlTu8ulGig",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508510051808841729"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507617344588226561",
    "fullText" : "I am so sad. May I live my life as full as #JoanRivers did. Today is a sad day, but I will try and laugh to honor her #CanWeTalk #RIPJoan",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507617344588226561"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508686203911438336",
    "fullText" : "Ridiculous Phrases Men Use to Break Up with Women - http://t.co/xsQKLh6RjG http://t.co/J8aNKSAkg0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508686203911438336"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508210745993994240",
    "fullText" : "forever\nis\na\nlong\ntime,\nbut\ni\nwouldn't\nmind\nspending\nit\nby\nyour\nside. 👫💏",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508210745993994240"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508805925121953792",
    "fullText" : "Hard work is sweet because we reap the rewards. :-) http://t.co/oSKQR2KiI9",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508805925121953792"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508673115061493760",
    "fullText" : "Talent wins games, but teamwork &amp;amp; intelligence win championships. -Michael Jordan",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508673115061493760"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508089971404963840",
    "fullText" : "Get the perfect body in 2 months with this simple 2 step method\n👉http://t.co/8dDttvNCZl 👈 http://t.co/104e7LJQkN",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508089971404963840"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507606779803353088",
    "fullText" : "I just heard the sad news... RIP Joan Rivers :( \nMy sincerest condolences go out to her family.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507606779803353088"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508620366525120512",
    "fullText" : "Daydreaming http://t.co/q9l7d9f6P0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508620366525120512"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508920994221006848",
    "fullText" : "Socrates: We must not get the habit of anticipating and suspecting the meaning of one another's words (Gorgias)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508920994221006848"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508686100974804993",
    "fullText" : "Since I have some spare time, I decided to finally work on my Raiden pony #Brony #MLP http://t.co/06myxtcqTy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508686100974804993"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508709066194300928",
    "fullText" : "Anyone struggling with their weight needs to know this!\nEat This, Never Diet Again!  http://t.co/8dDttvNCZl http://t.co/sFYFL6GPsv",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508709066194300928"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508685393387327488",
    "fullText" : "The\n\nmini\n\nheart\n\nattack\n\nwhen\n\nyou're\n\nin\n\nbed\n\nhalf\n\nasleep\n\nand\n\nyou\n\nsuddenly\n\nfeel\n\nlike\n\nyou're\n\nfalling.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508685393387327488"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508719857534124032",
    "fullText" : "Sunday Shoutout to all the amazing artists creating beautiful images for my #RealSMGTwitterContest It's going to be so hard to decide!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508719857534124032"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507620108710068224",
    "fullText" : "@RealSMG Sarah from now onwards make each day count. Try and fulfilll all those dreams and ambitions of yours. Make time for yourself...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507620108710068224"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508672930675687425",
    "fullText" : "LITERAL GOALS THIS IS PERFECT http://t.co/VpBUlV1pcA",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508672930675687425"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508458662986514432",
    "fullText" : "Constantly torn between \"treat others how you wanna be treated\" and \"treat others how they treat you\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508458662986514432"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491652066923003904",
    "fullText" : "can my Victoria Secret swimsuit come with a Victoria Secret body as well",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491652066923003904"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508152269712281600",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/j1qS4GagyO—new #PersonalAd/#gf wanted page.Old—http://t.co/7wx9Ohx1gB -shud I first tell abt myself or say what Im looking 4?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508152269712281600"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "499483434415587329",
    "fullText" : "@iamdevloper @McGeekiest Close, but you forgot the part where they're also doing something stupid, like 'validating' an email address.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/499483434415587329"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508259627424055296",
    "fullText" : "Don't look back and wonder why things went wrong. Don't regret not doing more. It happened for a reason. Your better days are ahead of you.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508259627424055296"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "505378247433920512",
    "fullText" : "Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes http://t.co/7U2iqExHpq",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/505378247433920512"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "499482921875816448",
    "fullText" : "@iamdevloper And every answer is \"Don't use regex! Now you have two problems!!1!\" Yawn",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/499482921875816448"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507522282881691648",
    "fullText" : "Zomg managed to take my top off without agony\n\nEither I'm getting better or I'm getting better at taking my clothes off",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507522282881691648"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507069490262462464",
    "fullText" : "Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life..",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507069490262462464"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "443841975972679680",
    "fullText" : "Wise words from Shady... http://t.co/QTkt5fgOiz",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/443841975972679680"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507741077701656576",
    "fullText" : "My kind of movie marathon 😍😍 http://t.co/IJ9hWvWxIM",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507741077701656576"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507753797636980737",
    "fullText" : "At dinner with these gems :) @notesontheway @TiffanyAlvord http://t.co/EGa1qrHvsm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507753797636980737"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507725841418424320",
    "fullText" : "💢 http://t.co/0wpTVPRmfi",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507725841418424320"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508179016315338752",
    "fullText" : "Racially diverse group journeys to a volcano to destroy jewellery.  #explainafilmplotbadly http://t.co/6te03PczbI",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508179016315338752"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506782551717863425",
    "fullText" : "what I need right now 😍😋 http://t.co/jVq84s4fkF",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/506782551717863425"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508259630649466881",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/5J3ZLroTHQ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508259630649466881"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508260338790580224",
    "fullText" : "Zombies eat brains, you're safe.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508260338790580224"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507697736905670656",
    "fullText" : "Me and @LeeChildReacher at my book party @TheMysterious ;) http://t.co/ApExKfQAQx",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507697736905670656"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507753651100995584",
    "fullText" : "@AlexGMusic7 tempted me with ice cream but I said no &amp; ate oranges instead. I did it!! 😄👽",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507753651100995584"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507152005257625601",
    "fullText" : "if ur ever feelin sad just look at this pup after doing a color run http://t.co/4qkqQ6AYeX",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507152005257625601"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508176785997975552",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif bah, athletic. Some of us are entirely intellectual and don't do gyms :P",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508176785997975552"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508256037754126337",
    "fullText" : "Just happened that way http://t.co/bvi7e6PuKd",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508256037754126337"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "508152127890272256",
    "fullText" : "It’s a reboot of that movie you remember, but this time, it features CGI and today’s hottest star, who’s a producer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/508152127890272256"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507215379614408705",
    "fullText" : "You manage UK communities? Seems that comical contents are more shared than others! cc @emarketer @umworldwide http://t.co/IIrlvvHVuB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507215379614408705"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "499482708935208960",
    "fullText" : "Every Stack Overflow question on Regex:\n\n“Hi I’m trying to write a Regex to do [X],\n\nHere’s what I have so far:\n\n//\n\nPlz solve kthx.”",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/499482708935208960"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507253257014894592",
    "fullText" : "Someone is going to be excited! #mylittlepony @MyLittlePony http://t.co/B1QxsQBoDp",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507253257014894592"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "507743777856172032",
    "fullText" : "#JenniferLawrenceWeSupportYou Even knowing she's a \"victim,\" doesn't shield her from emotional scars she's no doubt accumulating right now!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/507743777856172032"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1188054629000441858",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif I think this can work if you've established a trusting relationship and the criticism is constructive. But not all negative criticism is useful, like if someone just says \"your work sucks!\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1188054629000441858"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187015864094285824",
    "fullText" : "Did you know it's totally cool for guys to compliment each other? It's true! Doesn't make us \"less manly\" or harm us in any way.\n\nYou're looking handsome today.\nNice shirt!\nI really like your watch.\nWhere'd you get those amazing glasses?\n\nSpread kindness; we all need it.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187015864094285824"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187997051600003072",
    "fullText" : "sakura and Himeji Castle https://t.co/uAl2YvbImK",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187997051600003072"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187405988355330050",
    "fullText" : "@JacobyDave I generally do that. I have seen people/organisations who don't even either bother to handle the complaints or handle them badly. Everyone makes mistakes, but people/organisations who bother to improve deserve good ratings.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187405988355330050"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1188344756729892864",
    "fullText" : "I don’t wanna live in the real world.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1188344756729892864"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187403319615971329",
    "fullText" : "I love this quote sooo much! Carry your #EmbraceYourWeird mantras with you wherever you go with these comfy hoodies, tees, and bags. Check out the whole collection over at https://t.co/S1mTndkjsn! Pardon the potting soil. I do not have a pro photographer in my house, lol. https://t.co/lKIiFy9gQz",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187403319615971329"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1188005560718893058",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @pressron @typescript LaTeX is not something one uses because one likes it, but rather because one has to. \n\nPython is a lot more pleasant than that, though.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1188005560718893058"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187996338631380993",
    "fullText" : "It's so easy to forget that riches and wealth have nothing to do with money or material possessions! #WhatReallyMatters",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187996338631380993"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1188000761625694208",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @pressron Also, 95% of what I currently do these days is done in extremely untyped languages: LaTeX and Python.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1188000761625694208"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1184891993501130757",
    "fullText" : "There is so much beauty in this world...\n#Bohinj #Slovenia https://t.co/4Qf34DKulq",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1184891993501130757"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1188110746565206018",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @catnaroek @pressron @typescript I've come to a point where not using TypeScript is bad practice. Can't imagine trusting code that's not type guarded. JS is definitely a language that does not help you writing good code.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1188110746565206018"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1188173739093086208",
    "fullText" : "I had never been able to connect headphones to Windows via BT before now. Coolness.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1188173739093086208"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1186092210476896257",
    "fullText" : "tiny, colorful towns in the julian alps. #Slovenia https://t.co/lKyfrbbPGc",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1186092210476896257"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1188268324796485632",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/ZUMzBwV1tn",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1188268324796485632"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1147292584836030469",
    "fullText" : "I honestly can't respect people that are proud of being gay. Be a homossexual is not an advantage or an achivement. So being proud of it makes no sense.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1147292584836030469"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1188000624731930625",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif I have been partly converted by @pressron. The real goal of programming is to express algorithms. Type system features that don't contribute towards verifying algorithms (like 95% of what Haskell and Scala have) are completely useless.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1188000624731930625"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187409227586781184",
    "fullText" : "irl corporate or home win10 desktop https://t.co/gx4EwUuf2r",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187409227586781184"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187396796462587905",
    "fullText" : "So, you order something and it is incomplete, so you contact the supplier and leave a 1* review (because they don't go lower).\n\nThey then send you the missing parts.\n\nDo you go back and add stars to your review?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187396796462587905"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187411056534196226",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Thanks.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187411056534196226"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187857995310555138",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Thanks for being awesome and spreading kindness in the world!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187857995310555138"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1188095690297221121",
    "fullText" : "Why do otherwise digitally-minded software and infrastructure folk love mechanical watches? I think we like beautiful, intricate, yet purposeful engineering; hundreds of moving parts coming together in a perfect, elegant dance. A watch is a time computer https://t.co/xcZB0F8ehF",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1188095690297221121"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187413514216001539",
    "fullText" : "“The happiest moment i've ever felt was that moment when i discovered my ability to create.” -  Dr. Hazem Ali",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187413514216001539"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1188014466690097152",
    "fullText" : "Want to know how to live a happy life? Do more things that make you happy and less things that make you unhappy! It's that simple!\n#LifeCoaching #Wisdom https://t.co/OHrOAORVk2",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1188014466690097152"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187953914945122305",
    "fullText" : "Just saw that @sarahmbroom liked 2 of my tweets. Fangirling so hard over here.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187953914945122305"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187969245864443904",
    "fullText" : "These are good rules of thumb:\n\n* If a generic function has more than one type variable, you are probably not separating concerns well enough.\n\n* The only legitimate exceptions are generic plumbing functions such as map, fold, zip, etc.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187969245864443904"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506513022874292225",
    "fullText" : "Colgate is ready to operate. ^_^ #brony http://t.co/gkDVfNuFvT",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/506513022874292225"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506583041293434880",
    "fullText" : "I am glad you understand it. http://t.co/VDGJsnYad7 Last Night by Jessy J http://t.co/7YCrAvtvWU",
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    "fullText" : "No need to hurt people physically. Hurt them with your success, and bury them with a smile.",
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    "fullText" : "Giant group photo we took during the #brony photoshoot at #sacanime http://t.co/CZ1f4FxK34",
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    "fullText" : "I wish my hair looked like this 😭 😍 http://t.co/Yn1D0hNwI5",
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    "tweetId" : "506609255810887680",
    "fullText" : "Update : just got asked if I was on vacation with my parents. #babyface",
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    "fullText" : "Gwyneth Paltrow: a letter to the actress, who claims being a film star is harder than working a 9-5. http://t.co/JYdpi6NGRi",
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    "tweetId" : "506218365380079616",
    "fullText" : "I've gotten #GoldenHanger as best dressed, and topped your worst dressed list, and proud of both #GetWellJoanRivers http://t.co/0SvQsljHaU",
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    "tweetId" : "503538841241001984",
    "fullText" : "Home Organization Breakthrough: Key objects need vacation “homes”, e.g. alt places they can be put away. Laptop=3 homes, Blender: 2, spoon:1",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506315530396250112",
    "fullText" : "@sukhbir65 @shlomif @YHWHCupInspired @mpfeil72 @AlfieKS @dkellenbe @ChrisMcClureLPC TY 4 RTing me! Much appreciated!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506130619496419328",
    "fullText" : "Life is not measured by the numbers of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. ❤️ http://t.co/wfhJaBxG9P",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/506130619496419328"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506531006380527617",
    "fullText" : "Even worse than seeing women's privacy violated on social media is reading the accompanying comments that show such a lack of empathy.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506335839538798592",
    "fullText" : "“@glo_stevens: A drone strike, but for parachuting a tiny kitten into my lap when I'm sad.” \n\n//  dude, do a kickstarter for this!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506671712264417280",
    "fullText" : "When someone tells you, \"You can't do it...\" turn around and say, \"Watch ME.\"",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "\"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.\" - Bertrand Russell",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Some say the glass is half full, some say half empty.  I say, \"Are you gonna drink that?\" http://t.co/1Xg69gCYWm @debbrownbooks",
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    "fullText" : "The Lie A Little Better video is now up on @YouTube &amp; @Vevo for everyone !! Watch it here if u haven’t yet 😘 http://t.co/Zjmcp9ho1R",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506512560410329089",
    "fullText" : "Look at that adorable face! ^_^ #brony #WoonaMonday http://t.co/5SA3eMWyVo",
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    "tweetId" : "506333140068364288",
    "fullText" : "Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506616129201401856",
    "fullText" : "\"I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold &amp; muscular body.\" #BuffyBot\n\n#BTVS #Buffy http://t.co/04Q97YQBdw",
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    "fullText" : "There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.",
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    "fullText" : "The hardest part of doing anything new is finding the courage to decide to at least try. - @YouCanGoTheDist http://t.co/oIvTM149p7",
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    "fullText" : "No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Confucius",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506531609852776448",
    "fullText" : "@EmWatson Basically, it boils down to misogynists saying \"I WANT PICS OF YOU NUDE!\" *finds them* \"YOU'RE A SLUT\".",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506197183742222336",
    "fullText" : "These so called nudes of me are FAKE people. Let me nip this in the bud right now. *pun intended*",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506056394773377024",
    "fullText" : "Twitter makes you improve your writing. The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point..",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/506056394773377024"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "505444991393468416",
    "fullText" : "Welcome to Twitter, Freddie Prinze Jr. (@RealFPJr)!",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506136092123627520",
    "fullText" : "'Know thyself' was written over the portal of the antique world. Over the portal of the new world, 'Be thyself' shall be written.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506157271840489472",
    "fullText" : "\"Undeniably motivating!\" is what one reviewer said about my @YouCanGoTheDist #Marathon Training book! http://t.co/oIvTM149p7",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506156988548792320",
    "fullText" : "Don’t follow, LEAD. Don’t copy, CREATE. Don’t start, FINISH. Don’t sit still, MOVE. Don’t fit in, STAND OUT.",
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    "fullText" : "If your long-term goal is to keep doing what you're doing, don't be surprised if you end up where you already are. #leadership",
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    "tweetId" : "506055570349379584",
    "fullText" : "RT @PatriciaRossi: Thank people who comment on your blog. #Etiquette",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506060480977190912",
    "fullText" : "@humorlikebitch True!https://t.co/HcYkIgRpS6 - \"Dude! Do you even tweet?\" Also see https://t.co/aVt9rGg4HN - #GoodWriting #brevity #writing",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "505778581524717568",
    "fullText" : "this week was hectic yet amazing thanks to u loves... time to sleep for 87 years..... love u so so much!",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506177180125384704",
    "fullText" : "Tell someone. http://t.co/QY4VEdFFZf",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506037668795260929",
    "fullText" : "The sky is above me... The earth is below me... But there's a fire within ME.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506061645693452288",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/Sp0eE8pOsL«Finish The #OpenContent #Revolution»Final ver! #SummerNSA #hacking #SummerGlau #actionhero #BeAHero #CfA #film @xkcd",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/506061645693452288"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506094202204454912",
    "fullText" : "You aren’t going to lose weight by complaining how much you hate your body.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "If you’re always in a bad mood, then getting fit just may help. Regular exercise can enhance mood and overall well-being.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506045037449605120",
    "fullText" : "Your past is done, so forget it. Your future has yet to come, so dream it, but your present is now, so live it with no regrets.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506022567862214656",
    "fullText" : "Don't change for anybody. They should love you for who you are, not who they think you should be.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506061480337629184",
    "fullText" : "Hey, Handsome\nShe doesnt look too happy. Something is going on. Great art though, as always\n#MLPFIM #Applejack #brony http://t.co/14wgYVbONd",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "504389171214303232",
    "fullText" : "…But let’s Try to Accentuate the Positive and Eliminate the Negative!",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506030047648841728",
    "fullText" : "“Ladies first” is just a nice way of men saying “Let me look at your butt while you walk right in front of me.”",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "The world screams \"Give up!\" and people are yelling \"You can't!\", but your heart whispers \"Try it one more time...\"",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "506056820163883008",
    "fullText" : "Every setback has a major comeback.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "505716496874496000",
    "fullText" : "#scifinerd Lighsaber question - if light has no end point, how is it contolled? Is it plasma in combo with magnetic fields? #StarWarsRebels",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "505536386955739136",
    "fullText" : "I laughed way too hard http://t.co/5Zq0hMBiRL",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "506157622605905920",
    "fullText" : "Have some love... NOT FROM ME! From this Princess Cadence pic! #brony http://t.co/xcXchpn48F",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/506157622605905920"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "504991793382187008",
    "fullText" : "Twitter is a great exchange of information, most of which is worthless.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/504991793382187008"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "504572833880866816",
    "fullText" : "Happiness, then, is found to be something perfect and self-sufficient, being the end to which our actions are directed.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "505874733507031040",
    "fullText" : "Then &amp; Now. Some things never change. #ImmigrationReform #immigration #UniteBlue http://t.co/viBPHOOV6L",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/505874733507031040"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "504952272208822272",
    "fullText" : "*With an elegant clearing of her throat, Rarity takes the time to scan over her fabrics, making sure each is in the correct order.*",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Success isn't permanent &amp; failure isn't fatal. -Mike Ditka",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Ok this is one seriously smart panda #NotJustDaysOfOurLives  http://t.co/06Y1IXtCYf",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "505349593060478976",
    "fullText" : "I never gave up on you.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I've been asked if I regret spending as much money as I did at #BronyCAN. And to be perfectly honest: No. I don't.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "504163426755936256",
    "fullText" : "SAY OF THE DAY: \"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at...\" - Mary Ann Radmacher http://t.co/stjFeJSYBN",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "504172762815266816",
    "fullText" : "You think I’m too obsessed with the gym? I think you’re just too lazy.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495846407278845952",
    "fullText" : "I'm sitting here with Skin Food Black Sugar Strawberry wash-off mask on my face and I smell so good it's hard to remember this is not food.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495846407278845952"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "505350466294013952",
    "fullText" : "I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you. - Friedrich Nietzsche",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "494432502698618880",
    "fullText" : "I've had Joshua Henry singing \"Let It Sing\" on repeat for like an hour. I regret nothing. @RTC_NYC #violet",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/494432502698618880"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "504841524723863552",
    "fullText" : "Ariel “@theycallmenony: who is your favorite Disney princess? ️#AskTori   #MysteryGirlschat @Tori_Spelling”",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "504494111249141761",
    "fullText" : "I think it's cute when you know that someone is making an effort to make you smile.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "504072188799221760",
    "fullText" : "It's 2014 and science still hasn't produced a built in eraser that doesn't leave bits everywhere. #smh",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/504072188799221760"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "504855974264733696",
    "fullText" : "Best part about october 🍪🎃 http://t.co/Rt6WEhMHoY",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "505001113482174464",
    "fullText" : "Negative people will always try to drag you down to their level. Love them but rise above them!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "505044733824368640",
    "fullText" : "I'd rather say \"nevermind\" than repeat myself. ✋",
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    "fullText" : "Anyone thinking of giving a talk, at a #YAPC or any other event, should keep this in mind: https://t.co/I3Ldb8DBQm",
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    "fullText" : "happy birthday to @abbeylevinson_! \ni love and miss you so much and i can't wait to see you at IC! 🎉 http://t.co/xIf3tJvjoB",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "505715723335766017",
    "fullText" : "#DontTouchMy phone. Don't look at it, don't think about it, don't even breathe around it. Just don't touch it.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "505404692969824256",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/cQQ1b5UVGo",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "505012454506512385",
    "fullText" : "#TBT Oldie but goodie #Scream2 @Tori_Spelling @jadapsmith #NeveCampbell #HeatherGraham #1997 http://t.co/VRn2ZZOayP",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/505012454506512385"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "504146313643294720",
    "fullText" : "There is now a Windows partition on my Macbook. This is not a day I thought I'd see. Slightly horrifying.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "503740003575689216",
    "fullText" : "Not everything will go as you expect in your life. This is why you need to drop expectations and go with the flow of life.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "503745460343816194",
    "fullText" : "I think my http://t.co/r4Mk3WnhnQ 4 writing #screenplays is step4ward over #Hollywood-blessed splay-fmt whichR #HardToGetRight . #hacking",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/503745460343816194"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "503642873481658368",
    "fullText" : "looking back at what i did this summer like http://t.co/Q0odnqZA2y",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/503642873481658368"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "504095117574025216",
    "fullText" : "This was my day today. Disney! #cantcomplain #wereattachedatthehip @notesontheway http://t.co/GgKHkBkfsT",
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    "tweetId" : "503653086813237248",
    "fullText" : "Why do I have to be the one cares the most, when your the one who cares the least?",
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    "tweetId" : "503767897995370496",
    "fullText" : "I will forever remember this night 💗 http://t.co/7A9GwkVpCv",
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    "fullText" : "We all must try 2 be th best person we can: by making the best choices, by making the most of the talents we've been given -Mary Lou Retton",
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    "fullText" : "\"Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it.\" - Joe Clark",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : ".....If only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP.....",
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    "fullText" : "@RealSMG  Oh Sarah - Thank you for sharing this with us.  What a wonderful photo of you two.  #RobinWilliams #SarahMichelleGellar",
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    "tweetId" : "503739861778833408",
    "fullText" : "Greatest. Thing. Ever. Thank yu @courtneyerhard4 for putting all this together. ALL OF YU r so darn amazing. Wow. https://t.co/RBmhG8BrCz",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "501459989215473668",
    "fullText" : "Ok...one last photo in memory of Italy! Everyone was so hospitable, captivating &amp; kind. Ciao!! Grazie!! http://t.co/ssdwh1SXWw",
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    "fullText" : "Why was I just about to google \"ham and cheese sandwhich\"? I need sleep 😂 and probably food too 😂",
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    "tweetId" : "502758013418373120",
    "fullText" : "@ActionChick Theres this song called 'The internet is for porn'...",
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    "tweetId" : "504149520901349378",
    "fullText" : "Product of JAMAICA! 😍🙌 “@MrDavidRoss: 😤 http://t.co/HEgY7TlgnX”",
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    "fullText" : "Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "502472717069586433",
    "fullText" : "#design #inspiration #POV (from #Positano, Italy) http://t.co/2FYaSKxJw6",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503339118705668096",
    "fullText" : "I have LOVE for ALL MY FANS everywhere! So much love! I will sing my best for you all always! X",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Great crowd in @TheComedyStore main room tonight. They laughed like a drunk girl on a first date with a guy she likes. #AlmostTooMuch",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "502472971454529536",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "504138896595095552",
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    "fullText" : "\"Holy Pinkie Pie, BatMan!\"- Move over Boy Wonder! Time for Pinkie and @DISCORD to paint Gotham colorful! #MLP http://t.co/DaibhSJiTl",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503066173219803136",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503354397196570625",
    "fullText" : "#IfWeDate Were taking weird selfies like this http://t.co/LdiHXkpuzT",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "287255434774061058",
    "fullText" : "@meganfox uuhh I'd say awesome. Is this the one you get off of SkyMall? lol",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503583396191567873",
    "fullText" : "Poor bastard can't even afford Internet friends.",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "@meganfox Wait wait wait, are you a geek? YES GOOD.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503538521706344448",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "287255146092711936",
    "fullText" : "@meganfox you just made nerds everywhere extremely happy",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "287251873839337472",
    "fullText" : "@meganfox Hahaha that is badass :)",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "499202825008603137",
    "fullText" : "I just want to say thank you for all the kind words and tributes. The outpouring of love is spectacular and greatly appreciated. ❤️",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503527236675571713",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "287254063110823937",
    "fullText" : "@meganfox coolest thing ever!! Geeky as hell but hey I would do it!!! Lol",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "287246938234032130",
    "fullText" : "Is it cool or embarrassing to own a life size R2D2? It's cool right?...Right?! http://t.co/klaMNOLL",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "449268622477631488",
    "fullText" : ".@peoplemag @katiekauss A bar fight is different then a street fight, in bar fight I think Leslie would win, but I would win on the street",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503334517709762562",
    "fullText" : "some girls need to take a leaf out this book.. http://t.co/PTB4rNOQ3O",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "\"Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kind of falls into place.\" - Jennifer Aniston",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503612287098183680",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Mitt Romney : \"8 Million Americans still have no power.\"\n\nObama: \"8 Million and one.\"",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503134712261771264",
    "fullText" : "Just because ☺️ I get to have BFF Saturday 😁 #mlpfim #rainbowdash #applejack #besties http://t.co/m22d7sygej",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "501403911417499649",
    "fullText" : ".@TheComedyStore Thank you for an incredible evening of tears and laughter. We are all \"scared to live in a world without Robin\"",
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  }
}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503612383957245952",
    "fullText" : "\"@funnyortruth: Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right.\"",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503096810244960256",
    "fullText" : "Find someone who knows how lucky they are to have you.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503134612512464897",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503584305042698240",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "503109905205956608",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Gender equality not only liberates women but also men from prescribed gender stereotypes. #heforshe",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "502078804991684608",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli Stop buying iphones! Samsung Galaxy!",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "500596481166807040",
    "fullText" : "It's not good for the man to be alone. Genesis 2:18 http://t.co/61aHsyEVIm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/500596481166807040"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "502143588047015936",
    "fullText" : "Despite rumors, you don't have to wait. Here's how to make YouTube into the best music streaming service around: http://t.co/T5EKBCAgCm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/502143588047015936"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501694401669005312",
    "fullText" : "Happiness is a way of life :)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501694401669005312"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501975660181872640",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli Universe says switch to #Android.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501975660181872640"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "502523635371114497",
    "fullText" : "Deaths from police shootings (latest available year)\nUS 409\nGermany 8\nBritain 0\nJapan 0\n\nhttp://t.co/WXZj9mivRt http://t.co/RYU5guAD98",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/502523635371114497"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "502012513526235136",
    "fullText" : "Grumpy Cat Crosses Over - http://t.co/5NqOe9b2A1 http://t.co/4hJqbotesH",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/502012513526235136"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "502705287476690944",
    "fullText" : "Yes I'm 14 and I smoke what's it to you?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/502705287476690944"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "502055483688370176",
    "fullText" : "Pretending not to miss someone tricks your mind into missing him or her even more",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/502055483688370176"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "499411090170601473",
    "fullText" : "Dream it. Wish it. Do it. 👌 http://t.co/QuQl5uNaPl",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/499411090170601473"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "502653034544242688",
    "fullText" : "I asked God for strength, and God gave me difficulties to make me strong.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/502653034544242688"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497566336642342912",
    "fullText" : "I always redirect to www, i personally think it looks better",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497566336642342912"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "502785033472835584",
    "fullText" : "Most of your excuses are traceable to a fear of criticism, not a fear of failure. #LifeCoaching #Leadership http://t.co/52vFlABETw",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/502785033472835584"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "502637372681748482",
    "fullText" : "I'd love to see a GSoC where a student spends the summer improving the Google Melange UI. Apostrophes are hard. http://t.co/T5veyUFWIR",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/502637372681748482"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501044274016690176",
    "fullText" : "Love the edits you guys make of our lyrics 😍😭😻🙌 http://t.co/JUjVkKpNRk",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501044274016690176"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "502647971461476352",
    "fullText" : "Vancouver in August would be bad for vampires.  8pm still daylight. http://t.co/Up7CHfpDFe",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/502647971461476352"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498982610668752897",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/4Pyx4Kfuxe",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498982610668752897"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501407260749213696",
    "fullText" : "We started with a simple hello but ended with a complicated goodbye.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501407260749213696"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "500273485995069440",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli ha ha, similar to what I cooked 2 hours ago! http://t.co/T9EeqSeg3v",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/500273485995069440"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501383308711055361",
    "fullText" : "“@DallasPinkDrink: Don't get discouraged http://t.co/U6WwKPrb5u”",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501383308711055361"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501378166309814273",
    "fullText" : "now I know why peter pan didn’t wanna grow up",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501378166309814273"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501339170783391744",
    "fullText" : "thats Zürichhorn down there. http://t.co/HHLyqsMXi9",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501339170783391744"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501160881338609664",
    "fullText" : "Need these sweatpants 👌 http://t.co/RavyBE51cI",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501160881338609664"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501560423796068353",
    "fullText" : "Nothing Is Better Than Having Someone As Your Lover AND Your Best Friend.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501560423796068353"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501202268998225921",
    "fullText" : "😍😭 http://t.co/KnAi4P3Cum",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501202268998225921"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501383295784189952",
    "fullText" : "Susan B. Anthony spent 50+ yrs to get women's right to vote. Ratified 8/18/1920 14 yrs. after her death. That's a #goforno woman!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501383295784189952"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501426087151165440",
    "fullText" : "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501426087151165440"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501694542027190272",
    "fullText" : "I don't hate you. I just lost all my respect for you.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501694542027190272"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497793404328493056",
    "fullText" : "100% true! http://t.co/223I3v1FQB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497793404328493056"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501693589513330689",
    "fullText" : "Chum Ehelepola (Ramesh) on the red carpet at @Crackle's summer premieres event of #Sequestered. http://t.co/NVKZazghoC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501693589513330689"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501339241063153664",
    "fullText" : "Luna Monday? Bring on the best princess pics! #brony #mlp http://t.co/4sJ98uHt3h",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501339241063153664"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497800309549584385",
    "fullText" : "Hardest question to answer: \"Describe yourself?\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497800309549584385"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501200365090795522",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/dLTsjp3eqa",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501200365090795522"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498192392068276224",
    "fullText" : "I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE. http://t.co/XWvXl0cEeG",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498192392068276224"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "499457827963170816",
    "fullText" : "Google: \"I have everything!\" Facebook: \"I know everybody!\" Internet: \"Without me, you're all nothing.\" Electricity: \"Keep talking, bitches.\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/499457827963170816"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501374984795996162",
    "fullText" : "Beauty tips from Audrey Hepburn  #alwaysalady #livelikealady #etiquette #AudreyHepburn http://t.co/rlFCPcHdvW",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501374984795996162"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501358738776031232",
    "fullText" : "Always thank people for a 'no' - for considering, thinking about it, and letting you know. #Goforno",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501358738776031232"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "499565910391521280",
    "fullText" : "let me point out that the day a woman after 80 years is finally getting a fields medal is really NOT the day to be an asshole. really not ;)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/499565910391521280"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495782650573901824",
    "fullText" : "#Obelix&gt;#LuckyLuke&gt;#SummerGlau&gt;#ChuckNorris&gt;#Logic&gt;#God&gt;#Obelix!Foreach A→A&gt;A&amp;A&lt;A!Inspired by @ZadYree.#silliness #paradox #blasphemy #facts",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495782650573901824"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "500272974738370560",
    "fullText" : "I started to cook .. http://t.co/UDwwYoXpda",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/500272974738370560"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "501087922158702592",
    "fullText" : "So cute😍 http://t.co/RdArWE0TUc",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/501087922158702592"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498449371298820096",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli Good Morniing it's nice pic of a #Beautiful #woman",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498449371298820096"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "499254086995542016",
    "fullText" : "Daily motivation http://t.co/PfJozXuLZR",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/499254086995542016"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498448623261081600",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli Even in that photo Bar u still look amazing",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498448623261081600"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498354444011319296",
    "fullText" : "one retweet could change the world 🙏 http://t.co/Uqdh23BvmR",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498354444011319296"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498650217718091776",
    "fullText" : "Singing on stage at @mosaicla with @notesontheway is just one of those magical things that is so great &amp; fantastic and I LOVE IT",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498650217718091776"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "499032959383400448",
    "fullText" : "Robin Williams, Actor and Comedian, Dies at 63. http://t.co/hwmgd43aIm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/499032959383400448"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498654290169593858",
    "fullText" : "PREACH 🙌 http://t.co/8IXYqe6rK1",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498654290169593858"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "500056282532159489",
    "fullText" : "If you put in the work, the results will come. -Michael Jordan",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/500056282532159489"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "499292961377890304",
    "fullText" : "“@xShelbyMcVeyx: @therealsavannah WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO TEXAS” November 11th! Playing a show at Texas Woman's University @twunews 🎉",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/499292961377890304"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498453627896209409",
    "fullText" : "@barrefaeli Indeed!Beautiful girls changed attitude when I look at their pretty eyes!But I never take advantage of nice girls' crushed-love!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498453627896209409"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498146487130288129",
    "fullText" : "ALSO HI I LOVE YOU GUYS!! You're beautiful. Do something brave today!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498146487130288129"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498448357212577795",
    "fullText" : "If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. http://t.co/fxwO2hQRos",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498448357212577795"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498448852731834368",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli 😃Bella Bar!!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498448852731834368"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "479473374020661250",
    "fullText" : "There's a forest in our backyard. A robins nest fell to the ground.  Round and held tight by mud. Tiny brain but smart say's my grandson.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/479473374020661250"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498952111041052672",
    "fullText" : "#Business #Etiquette Tip: Thank people twice. Once at the end of a meeting, meal, etc. and the next day send a note of appreciation.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498952111041052672"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498903876548841472",
    "fullText" : "So true #WizardOfOz http://t.co/rA9xOk9MLJ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498903876548841472"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "499968707645673472",
    "fullText" : "Silver Linings Playbook http://t.co/xlnRWkpn8w",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/499968707645673472"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498564786188451841",
    "fullText" : "To my baby sister on her 17th birthday...I was 17 when you were born and every day you have brought me… http://t.co/9TYWMtbsqL",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498564786188451841"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498460328326606848",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli love this natural picture from you. would love to shoot with you one day. Jenny",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498460328326606848"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498771796946989057",
    "fullText" : "The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498771796946989057"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498907861569634305",
    "fullText" : "Only 4 more days until Aloha Concert w/@AlexGMusic7 @davidchoimusic @ClaraCMusic @JasonDChen @Traphik @ajRAFAEL. Tix: http://t.co/CJ9zRgkK1x",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498907861569634305"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "481735297882157056",
    "fullText" : "One hopes there is a phone booth nearby, as someone needs to change! http://t.co/cJbrO4HrvX #StreetView http://t.co/UbSqUcwiuK",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/481735297882157056"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498449042364702721",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli you look like @brigitte_bardot, beautiful !",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498449042364702721"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498951470377865216",
    "fullText" : "Hey #subway asshat who exited as I swiped my card to go thru I hope a stampede of #tourists trample you to death. #grandcentral #chivalry",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498951470377865216"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498900304566296576",
    "fullText" : "\"Your future is greater than your past.\" http://t.co/tu27U0q5mC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498900304566296576"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497245752272637952",
    "fullText" : "\"No one loves the man whom he fears.\" Aristotle",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497245752272637952"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498500396776964096",
    "fullText" : "Maud Pie being adorable! ^_^ #brony http://t.co/aXD6IyQ5Y3",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498500396776964096"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498555687468015617",
    "fullText" : "It is too difficult to think nobly when one thinks only of earning a living.  Rousseau",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498555687468015617"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496176553248956416",
    "fullText" : ".@adammshankman It's the #AgeOfAquarias #Hair #HollywoodBowl http://t.co/eL82xA58Ta",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496176553248956416"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498333831796383745",
    "fullText" : "Socrates: Every man is pleased when he is spoken to in his own language and spirit, and dislikes any other (Gorgias)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498333831796383745"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "473971797382025216",
    "fullText" : "New show tonight at 8 pm on cw!\nFamily moves to Hollywood &amp; tries to become famous in 12 wks\nSexy girls!\nFamous in 12 http://t.co/nJQ1IMAvd6",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/473971797382025216"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498532039746793472",
    "fullText" : "The Nuadas!\nThink of them as guardian Angels of the Equestrian universe!\n#MLPFiM #MLP #FleurDeLis #Brony http://t.co/m5IG4ibqW6",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498532039746793472"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497121953002438656",
    "fullText" : "SMG now looks great as a brunette - time→progress! http://t.co/9g2YkSgnU2",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497121953002438656"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498555691704270848",
    "fullText" : "Wand curls http://t.co/K0yYPplplD",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498555691704270848"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498528052003893249",
    "fullText" : "'Tonight's the night girls. Let's give it our all &amp; show em' what we've got!'\n'Yeah!'\n#MLPFiM #MLP #Mane6 #Brony http://t.co/VvFTlg4byX",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498528052003893249"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495811733332967426",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @nineworlds oh I see that is during Wikimania though so I can't possibly!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495811733332967426"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496346175113789441",
    "fullText" : "Haha, love it RT @SciencePorn: How to make beer by using mathematics http://t.co/QzhtjWiaFB",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496346175113789441"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496753539348037632",
    "fullText" : ".@LAZoo I got to hand out the last rose 😉 Hanging with my buddy #Charlie #Sloth #GLAZA #IWantOne http://t.co/beYzvRlvOf",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496753539348037632"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497507860579098624",
    "fullText" : "#TBT Anyone remember those? Yup that's right - ancient phones #BC #BeforeCordless #BeforeCellphones http://t.co/z3h2PjkBFW",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498326376081289218",
    "fullText" : "\"Highly original and intelligently composed\" #kindle #scifi 5★ http://t.co/42qm5yeGjX #asmsg #t4us #iartg #aga3 #jt4a http://t.co/qqvreo8M22",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498528649834803200",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @BronyRT No problem! ^^",
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  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "458734603608408065",
    "fullText" : "With a raunchy throat I croked a reading n 2 songs at the White House yesterday. Met Pres n 1st Lady. Cool folks. ;^) http://t.co/cTyb0undA5",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/458734603608408065"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "498554014724661248",
    "fullText" : "\"I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone\" I like to not to look at my phone when I'm with people ? 🙊 #manners",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/498554014724661248"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497324083227680768",
    "fullText" : "Today is a great day to tell someone \"I LOVE YOU!\" http://t.co/xDqrmE2Iii",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497324083227680768"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495860696866095105",
    "fullText" : "@jimmy_wales @shlomif Maybe next year. We won't be clashing then...",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495860696866095105"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496179126177239040",
    "fullText" : "@DaveKlucken @BusaniMdluli @rpahlow @shlomif @isantosh25 @HealthyEnergyJB @SAmandaDavies TY 4 RTing me! #TwitterLove",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496179126177239040"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "460772254163681281",
    "fullText" : "Don't worry. It won't help. ;^)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/460772254163681281"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496225619349622784",
    "fullText" : "@RealSMG @adammshankman You're gorgeous in brown hair:!! I'd rather this one over the blond colour!! ;) #muchbetter",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495811026819219456",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @nineworlds tell me more?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495811026819219456"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497240917250965504",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/EqEoEouzr8",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497240917250965504"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1176066197294481408",
    "fullText" : "If you are motivated by a wish to help on the basis of kindness, compassion and respect, then you can do any kind of work, in any field, and function more effectively with less fear or worry, not being afraid of what others think or whether you will ultimately reach your goal.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1176066197294481408"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187385345014415361",
    "fullText" : "After first being creeped out at a closed &amp; deteriorating small \"farm,\" my friend &amp; I went to a great place in N.J.- R &amp; J Farm. This is their pumpkin patch. https://t.co/nWdX7Y9BRY",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187385345014415361"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1175580090593206272",
    "fullText" : "“You’re never too broken to be fixed.”  I 💕@jvn \nhttps://t.co/ucCxPO3BYq",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1175580090593206272"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1186670774997925889",
    "fullText" : "I used Firefox for YEARS. Somewhere along the way in my web dev years I switched to Chrome. Can't remember why; must have had something to do with the developer tools. But I decided to check out the FF privacy features and learned about 3 data breaches! Bye chrome! FF, I'm back! https://t.co/bz3JWe1zsS",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1186670774997925889"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1175385240677879814",
    "fullText" : "The most successful businesses are more focused creating great products and customer experiences, not competing against other businesses.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174360166319427584",
    "fullText" : "@AllCharisma I bet at least one is a Buffy fanatic too",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1174360166319427584"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174356759244230658",
    "fullText" : "@StephenDoxzen How bout a chuckle? Singular and a sensation",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1174356759244230658"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174594222638469121",
    "fullText" : "Over the years, I've come across a number of people afflicted with what I call \"hazardous enthusiasm.\" They want to tear down and re-architect the whole project. They're great developers, but they don't know how to make incremental changes https://t.co/Irj9sovWJR",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1174594222638469121"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187258835708366848",
    "fullText" : "My boyfriend doesn't even text me good night https://t.co/nFW1bJ1BaJ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187258835708366848"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187366997903990784",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: It was just too much to deal with. It was like nothing made sense anymore. The things that I thought I understood were gone. I just felt so alone.\nGiles: Was that the math or the verbal?\nBuffy: Mostly the math.\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174355527058563072",
    "fullText" : "Is a gaggle of men at table at Starbucks every morning the 2019 equivelant to a sewing circle? \n\nIdk, but I think it’s cute. Go on men, get in your feelings!",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187364628629803011",
    "fullText" : "Have you heard the news? Red Hat was ranked No. 3 on the 2019 @Forbes list of World’s Best Employers! #LifeAtRedHat https://t.co/eBcAoSujLc",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187364628629803011"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174461907656273920",
    "fullText" : "I still dress like a child to offset adulting 😩😩😩 https://t.co/dvzJBTL5G6",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174315908795424768",
    "fullText" : "Buffy: I'll bet Giles wishes I was more of a book geek.\nWillow: Giles is enough of a book geek for the both of you.\n#BuffyQuotes #Buffy",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1175093656769794048",
    "fullText" : "Nobody’s Perfect… https://t.co/26y8Pox323 https://t.co/s8ik6R4RhA",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1175093656769794048"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174380562016088077",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Yes. Or turned good, like Spike.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1174380562016088077"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1175450625167024128",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif Kreative Kickass... err... by 2.0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1175450625167024128"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174370047814447105",
    "fullText" : "https://t.co/Iol3CdxDw4",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1174370047814447105"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174519397685137408",
    "fullText" : "@katyperry I get it. That’s why I have my assistant feed me with a spoon while making an airplane noise.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1174519397685137408"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174290599765250050",
    "fullText" : "My daughter asked, \"What time is it?\" I really had to think about the best answer... .@thechrisbarron",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1174290599765250050"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174444363939627008",
    "fullText" : "It’s ok to fail! We must teach our kids that it’s ok to fail. If Plan A doesn’t work...move to Plan B and all the way down the alphabet Ashley Eckstein creator of @HerUniverse \n\n@DisneyMoms #disneysmc",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1174444363939627008"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174896970961317888",
    "fullText" : "No one gives a shit who celebrities tell them to vote for in case you didn’t learn that in 2016. https://t.co/sCIvAi3dAs",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1174896970961317888"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1176064728793325569",
    "fullText" : "\"I didn’t have time\" actually means \"it wasn't important enough.\" - Seth Godin",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1176064728793325569"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1175449436702597120",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif #chucknorris will kill you just for the fun of kicking your Death's ass till it runs away, then beating your soul back into your corpse.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1175449436702597120"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1187362170843086848",
    "fullText" : "Today, you will have opportunities to lift people up or push them down. Which will you choose? https://t.co/KenaI6yNWo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187362170843086848"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496381445439766529",
    "fullText" : "Don't be a spectator, don't let life pass you by. -Lou Holtz",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496381445439766529"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495933865606000641",
    "fullText" : "To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is #courage in a man.\n-Euripides http://t.co/wXRQhBqmdd",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495933865606000641"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "493884573592215553",
    "fullText" : "The only way to avoid making two mistakes is by correcting the first one.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/493884573592215553"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "19314282129",
    "fullText" : "\"If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.\" - #JohnF.Kennedy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/19314282129"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497060456218230784",
    "fullText" : "Yep 👌 http://t.co/JVWJZiCuqU",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497060456218230784"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495802090468286464",
    "fullText" : "want this omg http://t.co/HW5XCqnKWC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495802090468286464"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495073318463340544",
    "fullText" : "Always so quick to sass 😂 http://t.co/8mgY6kwCXu",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495073318463340544"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496551938255634433",
    "fullText" : "“@TheKindleWhispe: 'Nuff said.... http://t.co/loYv0Eiob7  http://t.co/LFAPFo80Vu” made me laugh!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496551938255634433"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497065820477218816",
    "fullText" : "Drake said it best 👏👏👏 http://t.co/mO2MOFXKXL",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497065820477218816"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497099363832066048",
    "fullText" : "@TiffanyAlvord actually the worst things in life come free to us ! -.-",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497099363832066048"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497065478041632768",
    "fullText" : "okay back again just preparing the pics here's one called Genie Rarity #mlp #brony http://t.co/K2sj86HuuM",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497065478041632768"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496381320898310145",
    "fullText" : "Love the hair http://t.co/abcGX4T1Iw",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496381320898310145"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497057132496572416",
    "fullText" : "Life will test you. http://t.co/3jyQLdxDzg",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497057132496572416"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496649691832930306",
    "fullText" : "Do you write an outline for your book or do you fly by the seat of your pants? Tell me!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496649691832930306"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495381135820464128",
    "fullText" : "When any of your body parts fall asleep, wake it up by shaking your head.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495381135820464128"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495848792495620096",
    "fullText" : "in love ❤️ http://t.co/WfZwa4fjX5",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495848792495620096"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "460819956284657665",
    "fullText" : "Join me for my @Reddit #AMA now #AskMeAnything http://t.co/2h4Vkq2yoC http://t.co/5zkxvElzk4",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/460819956284657665"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "477161241912160256",
    "fullText" : "A Spectacular woman, spectacular  actor &amp; activist has passed today....Ruby Dee. She &amp; her husband Ossie Davis.. Re-United at last.\nR.I.P.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/477161241912160256"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "492923165321216000",
    "fullText" : "The secret of #success http://t.co/ja5Mpp5Emh",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/492923165321216000"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "492073490590076928",
    "fullText" : "People will doubt what you say and believe what you do.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/492073490590076928"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496378862440165377",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @EmWatson be my guest",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496378862440165377"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496483296105463808",
    "fullText" : "All great truths begin as blasphemies. - George Bernard Shaw",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496483296105463808"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497098935484166145",
    "fullText" : "the best things in life come free to us... or do they... i mean --&gt; 🍕 = not free",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497098935484166145"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "497061669973929984",
    "fullText" : "'Everypony is a Princess minus Tirek!'\nFrom that day, Equestria was never the same again!\n#MLPFiM #MLPSeason4 #Brony http://t.co/Aed8PswNMy",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/497061669973929984"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496724855581335554",
    "fullText" : "Don't let anyone hold you back. http://t.co/MBjCyiZom6",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496724855581335554"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495766021345521665",
    "fullText" : "Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. -T.S. Elliot",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495766021345521665"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495735827872243713",
    "fullText" : "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495735827872243713"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495535554965278720",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli did someone steal your last cookie?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495535554965278720"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496314678411534336",
    "fullText" : "I don't need someone perfect. I need someone who loves me, respects me, cares for me and understands me.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496314678411534336"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "496311417071341568",
    "fullText" : "Don't forget to say please and thank you. #Manners #Polite #TomHanks http://t.co/IXTqdcwoGa",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/496311417071341568"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "494316534517354498",
    "fullText" : "\"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.\" - Mahatma Gandhi",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/494316534517354498"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495545103482515457",
    "fullText" : "Awesome Photos of Summer Nerding Out at LFCC: Since I have spared a few euros by not going to London... http://t.co/nb6GmZ6u8S #summerglau",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495545103482515457"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495809103475011584",
    "fullText" : "\"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.\" - Mark Twain",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495809103475011584"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495365911654567937",
    "fullText" : "Music with a strong beat can stimulate brain waves which improve concentration, even after you've stopped listening.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495365911654567937"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495535340506320896",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli Hi Bar you R #beautiful so #much #love #: ) ..........@Steve_Gregory82",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495535340506320896"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495821663821660160",
    "fullText" : "You owe it to the person who may fall in love with you to tear down the walls, disarm the snares. Read: http://t.co/hGwt7LjQHy #LifeThought",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495821663821660160"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "478979191908491266",
    "fullText" : "90's problems http://t.co/9KuOKesxNC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/478979191908491266"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "478025441983213569",
    "fullText" : "A #woman is a #lady even if she is or was a #porn actress or a #prostitute . Treat her with #respect, be #honest to her - be a #gentleman",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/478025441983213569"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "495646015853056000",
    "fullText" : "#xena hasn't met @chucknorris yet, otherwise Chuck would have been badly injured. Inspired by @ZadYree - 10x! #girlpower #feminism #joke",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/495646015853056000"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "494855710568894464",
    "fullText" : "Great inspiration from @ADAMwontLOSE 👍 http://t.co/JUf71oZmwx",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/494855710568894464"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "494308986263322625",
    "fullText" : "The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.",
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    "tweetId" : "496358902540169216",
    "fullText" : "I realized that Emma Watson and I would make the best babies. She provides the talent, good looks, and brains, while I provide the sperm.",
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    "fullText" : "It's not the things that change when we get over, but rather your mindset towards those things that finally does.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "496270502126952449",
    "fullText" : "I learned that the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to work hard at it. -Bruce Jenner",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "495294614685773824",
    "fullText" : "שיתפו אותי ורציתי לשתף גם אתכם, בתל השומר, ארוחת שישי לפצועים ומשפחותיהם. ממש מרגש ומחמם את הלב. חיוך… http://t.co/HQW4ueOKgj",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "478981036597329921",
    "fullText" : "LMFAO!!! I'll be 61 years old by the time this is done downloading @TebogoMalope @HistoricalPics",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "495448933729308672",
    "fullText" : "True http://t.co/93Ba7TRYHx",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "495534312696348672",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli Hello, Bar! Great photo! Have a nice day! 😊",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "494565739538296832",
    "fullText" : "Because inspiring people makes happy people and happy people make the world a better place. Happy I got to do this:) http://t.co/4b0zooVlQ7",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "494996556748431360",
    "fullText" : "@AliciaSilv @NCWmagazine Alicia you were one of my first big crushes!!  #aerosmith vidz!!  Can I get a hello from you",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "494172276342800384",
    "fullText" : "AHHHHH!!! ONLY 14 DAYS til my album #LEGACY is out!?! 🙌💕😲 Pre-order here:  http://t.co/YUC8w6lg1a RT the love! http://t.co/ks4rScRWiC",
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    "fullText" : "My 1st thought was \"duh\" so good article - Men Can Be Just as \"Maternal\" As Women, According to Neuroscience - http://t.co/5uqrDX35U7",
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    "tweetId" : "493780494304043012",
    "fullText" : "I see Quora is still pursuing the “All your teachings are belong to us” strategy. Why answer a question if the world can’t read the answer?",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "494223360004743168",
    "fullText" : "When you know why you like someone, it's a crush. When you have no reason or explanation, it's love.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "493492808419115008",
    "fullText" : "\"@AniMiaOfficial: @RealSMG @OriginalFunko Just hanging out with my friend Buffy at SDCC. #FunkoSDCC http://t.co/RBTnJLwxwb\"",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "493588276196802560",
    "fullText" : "\"If your ACTIONS do not prove the TRUTH of your WORDS, then your words are nothing more than LIES.\" - Unknown",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "459502856421519360",
    "fullText" : "\"I don't have to agree with you to like you or respect you.\" Anthony Bourdain",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "493791856778829824",
    "fullText" : "Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "494331659127250946",
    "fullText" : "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "494324086177148928",
    "fullText" : "Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "493778188024434688",
    "fullText" : "Sometimes problems don't require a solution to solve them; instead they require maturity to outgrow them. - @SteveMaraboli #PersonalGrowth",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "494223439075762177",
    "fullText" : "Limits like fears are often just an illusion - Michael Jordan",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "494216813593370624",
    "fullText" : "L 💗 V E http://t.co/psoLGJRVX7",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "493841186185289730",
    "fullText" : "I can't imagine a person becoming a success who doesn't give this game of life everything he's got.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "493779586732523520",
    "fullText" : "➔ Without dreams\n➔ We reach nothing.\n➔ Without love.\n➔ We feel nothing.\n➔ Without God.\n➔ We are nothing.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Nerdy Star Wars Fashion - http://t.co/zcsNJf3H8b http://t.co/MuA0hg71bh",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Week In Review: Israel Unveils New Defense System To Deflect Accusations Of Human Rights Violations http://t.co/VSftCoeYnD",
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    "fullText" : "One of my favorite voice actress's ever RT if u agree @tarastrong #twilightsparkle #ravenroth #TeenTitans http://t.co/u35jYYOtWo",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "492823692674482176",
    "fullText" : "my self esteem has two levels:\n\nim a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love and\n\nbow down before me bitches i am your queen",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "493463686145912832",
    "fullText" : "Silicon Valley VCs don’t like to travel. Here’s why they should reconsider: http://t.co/SgRr4llj3P Guesing this isn't about @davemcclure",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "493915213255954433",
    "fullText" : "I've failed over &amp; over &amp; over again in my life &amp; that is why I succeed. -Michael Jordan",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "493828840834084864",
    "fullText" : "1) Work your hardest.\n2) Dream your biggest.\n3) Be your greatest.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "493804356924215296",
    "fullText" : "Fall seven times. Stand up eight.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "This is how suicide should be handled. Seriously and with love http://t.co/mQLAg5kZds",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "White is the new black. #Bvlgari http://t.co/xAcoaJkub3",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I'm actually really awkward and nervous in a group of people I don't know. #randomfactaboutmyself",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "493214199313883136",
    "fullText" : "I love you. *erases* I miss you. *erases* Can we talk? *erases* Hi. *sends*",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Great for lunch or snack: Ezekiel English muffin, peanut butter, banana, cacao nibs, coconut #eatrealfood #eatclean http://t.co/nXtF7hpH16",
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    "tweetId" : "490914361351761921",
    "fullText" : "Hey Fault in Our Stars: thanks for the ugly cry/public shaming. My hard-as-nails exterior is now being questioned. Gotta rob a drugstore now",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "492894077969764352",
    "fullText" : "This http://t.co/T4rmW5ufiw",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "492430014328344576",
    "fullText" : "Rainbow high waisted shorts http://t.co/JrpbhEyqZh",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "492346209135104001",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "492391357613236224",
    "fullText" : "“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” \n― Einstein",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Studies show that smiles are more attractive than makeup. That's real. #smilemore #yourebeautiful @EppicInvasion http://t.co/QUXjAZ7Bil",
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    "fullText" : "i'm having one of those unattractive days\n\ni mean years",
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    "fullText" : "I asked Kanye West if he’d seen Inception &amp; he opened the locket around his neck revealing a photo of me asking him if he’d seen Inception.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Don't believe everything you think. Not all of your thoughts are true! | http://t.co/invDpkO2cw | #LifeThought",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "491031320986787840",
    "fullText" : "@pierotofy Heh, but: 1. Never leave home without @jquery .2. Whoever thinks of doing JS without #jquery must be in a state of sin.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491031320986787840"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "492454909091262464",
    "fullText" : "Goals 😍🐬 http://t.co/Gsr5Jjt8aE",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "The word \"bed\" is actually shaped like an bed!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "492341211827404800",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/BMo71anXxw #photos from#Anime/#Manga #con today at @BarIlanU - http://t.co/Fj5Cdz0TSx - #cosplay #MMA #telaviv #israel",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Vanilla #cake w. brandy caramelized peaches &amp; lemon olive oil cake w. raspberries! Love baking for friends birthdays! http://t.co/6gJDTQvXzq",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "@Cutesy #fic&amp; #humor Rserious biz.«#Comedy is simply a #funny way of being #serious.»#PeterUstinov 2BadSomePplHvA kneejerk reaction to fic",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "One thing I learned from #sabrinatheteenagewitch is «The #Truth Shall Set You #Free»—http://t.co/G3uCy6nzHW—#sabrina @MelissaJoanHart",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Dishes Your Guests Will Love - http://t.co/2LADOnxZFR http://t.co/qiPpxkRWmz",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/493373093491249152"
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "489344227810504704",
    "fullText" : "\"We are what we think. With our thoughts we make our world.\" - Buddha",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Guys who straight up tell you how they feel &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; 👌☺",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "491240713997524995",
    "fullText" : "I seriously wish I could clone my boyfriend and give one to every girl in the world because he is just the most amazing human.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Thursday Shout Out @shlomif  @DND_Officially  @OnlineRetail  @JTDH @ToyInspires",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "492112237323366401",
    "fullText" : "Chin up, it'll get better. When it rains, it can't rain forever. ☔",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "How is she still a babe at 45? 😍😍 http://t.co/Cq6SQ6YrJ7",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "More great songs will be recorded and shared when I sell more albums. If ya want more buy this album. 11 songs $10.00 http://t.co/bujamHOgQx",
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    "tweetId" : "492337147178156032",
    "fullText" : "I wore my #RainbowDash tights to Jiujitsu today hoping they would make me super awesome and strong but yeah No.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "492446103829487617",
    "fullText" : "@Marenda @shlomif @DND_Officially @OnlineRetail @JTDH Thanks for the shout out Queen! Be blessed everyone!",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "No I don't think you guys understand. I'm forcing myself to stay awake to tweet about Cameron. I just love him. He has great teeth.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "489769527459450881",
    "fullText" : "\"Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.\" - Zig Ziglar",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "492342177905643521",
    "fullText" : "HE'S SO HAPPY FOR US!!! http://t.co/8l1kAUkj3W",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I want to have fun. It's a beautiful life. You learn, you win, you lose, but you get up. ~Nas  #quote",
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}, {
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "492436613923106817",
    "fullText" : "\"Because the world isn’t as cruel as you think.\" - Durarara!! Celty Sturlusson Narita Ryogo (via... http://t.co/tGvCMMGp8e",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "492100413110247425",
    "fullText" : "That feeling when you see bae 😍🍕 #pizzalove #musteat #thefeels http://t.co/zwa3txwhPK",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/492100413110247425"
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    "tweetId" : "492186051780173826",
    "fullText" : "15 hr day today so I'm more than done ha ha  Thank you all ,and good night !",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "492206350676791296",
    "fullText" : "Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up, if thou wilt ever dig.  Marcus Aurelius",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/492206350676791296"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "492192488762146816",
    "fullText" : "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. - Animal Crackers http://t.co/nCR1OGgNPD",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/492192488762146816"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "492341021959651329",
    "fullText" : "So basically getting hacked allowed me to get verified. SEE?!? It works to look at the positive in a baaaaad situation 😜",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/492341021959651329"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "492149936126189569",
    "fullText" : "Indecisive leaders, who need to please everyone, end up pleasing no one. - @Leadershipfreak  #leadership",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/492149936126189569"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491809223152775168",
    "fullText" : "I'm so thankful my childhood was filled with imagination &amp;bruises from playing outside, instead of apps &amp;how many likes you get on a picture",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491809223152775168"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "492062110760058880",
    "fullText" : "To the haters.. http://t.co/TjWBKFK11h",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/492062110760058880"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "485415339870924800",
    "fullText" : "No matter how much it hurts right now. one day you’ll look back and realize it changed your life for the better.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/485415339870924800"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491937236787548160",
    "fullText" : "T204-@SrBachchan @pw052064 @Selirale @lilcarm56 @simpsonrob39 @steinlechner73 @mmcqueen668 @geonelroma @kendulin http://t.co/FeLds05bFP",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491937236787548160"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491660450564550659",
    "fullText" : "@AlexGMusic7 friend&amp;IagreedThat #independence couldInvolve asking/paying others4 #help or4 #advice AsLngAsUtake #responsibility 4ur actions.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491660450564550659"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491689849049460736",
    "fullText" : "Damn, yes. http://t.co/Q7Rary5e08",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491689849049460736"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491787917623578626",
    "fullText" : "🙌 http://t.co/JUIPWCm9lf",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491787917623578626"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491645242912030720",
    "fullText" : "RT @jonacuff: The world has too many books, albums, businesses &amp; dreams. But we are missing one, yours. http://t.co/Mgpc4RDaBX",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491645242912030720"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491645986037858305",
    "fullText" : "SAY OF THE DAY: \"Strength and wisdom are not opposing values.\" - William J. Clinton http://t.co/Jf5ak9zxd1",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491645986037858305"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "484073442392944641",
    "fullText" : "\"Pad Thai is never contagious!\" - New Neighbour.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/484073442392944641"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "492123637437452288",
    "fullText" : "I love people who make me smile.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/492123637437452288"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491646063690776576",
    "fullText" : "The price of immortality is indeed very heavy!\n#MLPFiM #MLP #TwilightSparkle #LegendOfZelda #Brony http://t.co/YYycmMNHoi",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491646063690776576"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "408383980870701056",
    "fullText" : "So my mom will stop smoking &amp; so will my stepdad if I get a million retweets, lol ok. Ha help me guys. http://t.co/ee5E4FWOMV",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/408383980870701056"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "459614366078210048",
    "fullText" : "Help make it happen for 'Born With Curiosity: The Grace Hopper Story' http://t.co/YtzeuBF6D2 #indiegogo via @indiegogo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/459614366078210048"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490942116856479744",
    "fullText" : "Summer Wins Best Actress Award For Her Role In Inside the Box at Alfas Film Festival: Great news for... http://t.co/v8T8YSKpog #summerglau",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490942116856479744"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491471007899611136",
    "fullText" : "Working on t shirt designs!!! What would YOU like to see on an Alex G tee??",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491471007899611136"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491728426248581120",
    "fullText" : "HAVE A GRAPE DAY! Love, @notesontheway and I :) http://t.co/pourVugSij",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491728426248581120"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491696791398924288",
    "fullText" : "While in an elevator, ask for the nearest person to push the button instead of reaching over. #Etiquette",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491696791398924288"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491820233867657216",
    "fullText" : "That face is so cute though. #brony http://t.co/vRznbiTZv3",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491820233867657216"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491643943830814721",
    "fullText" : "Stop caring what people think. Stop taking caution in your actions, listen to what you want, do what you want, this is your life. Live it.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491643943830814721"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491579951150153729",
    "fullText" : "It's okay to need people. Humans were created to love each other :)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491579951150153729"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491573601943166976",
    "fullText" : "#SummerGlau's face after #JossWhedon invited himself to her interview and kissed her. #Serenity http://t.co/G78tGs00DS",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491573601943166976"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491417421136527360",
    "fullText" : "a friendly reminder:  don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491417421136527360"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491809715580841984",
    "fullText" : "The US looks sternly at Israel. \"Where! Where did you learn this?\"\nIsrael is ashamed, angry. \"YOU, all right? I learned it by watching YOU!\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491809715580841984"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491667515446415362",
    "fullText" : "Your summer isn't complete without this utterly enormous hammock http://t.co/cddQyL9a8e http://t.co/C231tfF55h",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491667515446415362"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "484202310537859072",
    "fullText" : "A company that gives u confidence to deliver a speech prepared in 10 mins, to 40 people, being filmed, is worth recommending!! @ukbodytalk",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/484202310537859072"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491814211660836865",
    "fullText" : "\"Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.\" -Henry Ford http://t.co/YH8f8u4s6Q",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491814211660836865"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491644009752690688",
    "fullText" : "Socrates: Sight is the most piercing of our bodily senses; though not by that is wisdom seen (Phaedrus)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491644009752690688"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491644129798258689",
    "fullText" : "It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret. - Jackie Joyner-Kersee",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491644129798258689"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491546072884330496",
    "fullText" : "Spitfire's Wings is a very beautiful art, cool OC art Copper Wire, Vinyl as the Mother of All Wubs\n#MLPFIM #brony http://t.co/LKvjqfQLeo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491546072884330496"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491515501081034752",
    "fullText" : "Chuck Norris believes corporal punishment has no place in our schools. He believes capital punishment would be more effective.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491515501081034752"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491453215771082754",
    "fullText" : "GOOD MORNING, I AM TERRIBLE. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491453215771082754"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491515505791238144",
    "fullText" : "When we ask how good a man is, we do not ask what he does, nor even what he believes, but what he loves. Augustine",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491515505791238144"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491419600706211841",
    "fullText" : "May your mind always be stronger than your mouth.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491419600706211841"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491545150410473472",
    "fullText" : "\"Being aware of your fear is smart. Overcoming it is the mark of a successful person.\" - Seth Godin http://t.co/n6TZTDeDsG",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491545150410473472"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491489151796011008",
    "fullText" : "Opinion is like a pendulum and obeys the same law.  Schopenhauer",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491489151796011008"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491546707881373697",
    "fullText" : "Im toothless, too!\nVery nice crossover of Gummy and Toothless! Cant wait for the third film! \n#MLPFIM #HTTYD2 #brony http://t.co/VUCSqo1Ys8",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491546707881373697"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491515838344605696",
    "fullText" : "One of the simplest ways to stay happy is letting go of the things that make you sad. - via @mysageadvice",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491515838344605696"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491598714843062274",
    "fullText" : "Socrates: The fire in the universe is wonderful in quantity and beauty (Philebus)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491598714843062274"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "474905065187078144",
    "fullText" : "This deserve endless retweets http://t.co/sEjgUTL70m",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/474905065187078144"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "475819769850241025",
    "fullText" : "I will love you til a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/475819769850241025"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491591111509807105",
    "fullText" : "Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491591111509807105"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489220230263369728",
    "fullText" : "Twins. Redheaded twins, no less. http://t.co/YAfmJAzD42",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489220230263369728"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490913531458363393",
    "fullText" : "What to do on a cute date💕\n-Picnic🍩\n-Movie night🎬\n-Cook a meal together❤️\n-Stargazing✨\n-&amp; this👉http://t.co/vo3GXTWFhT http://t.co/LqK87J1iOa",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490913531458363393"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491515521016545280",
    "fullText" : "Please either stop being so attractive or make out with me it's your choice.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491515521016545280"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491570710335467521",
    "fullText" : "Is that an apple fritter for breakfast? Why yes, yes it is. #brony #mlp has corrupted my food choices. http://t.co/xcqw3vOLPr",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491570710335467521"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491545019124555776",
    "fullText" : "Taste Da Rainbow!\nVery nice art! They defeated him with Rainbow Power, but who's next?\n#MLPFIM #Mane6 #Tirek #brony http://t.co/VRkSgvc3Ys",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491545019124555776"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491515667313475584",
    "fullText" : "Socrates: Parents tell their children that they are to be just... not for the sake of justice, but for the sake reputation (Republic)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491515667313475584"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "474971393852182528",
    "fullText" : "We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/474971393852182528"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491488127958003712",
    "fullText" : "Replace FEAR (Fantasized Experiences Appearing Real) with FOCUS (Fantasized Outcomes Creating Unlimited Success) - @JackCanfield",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491488127958003712"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491223527429640193",
    "fullText" : "\"That’s how much power the social media has put in the hands of people, and taken away from governments.\" http://t.co/8KLjnbpeDL",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491223527429640193"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491646675237502976",
    "fullText" : "My goal with every tweet is to make you smile wider, love yourself and others more deeply, think harder and live more intentionally.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491646675237502976"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491515613559664640",
    "fullText" : "A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491515613559664640"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491516263248564224",
    "fullText" : "Look at her. LOOK AT HER. I dare you to say something bad about her. #mlp #brony http://t.co/7jVbCENwxm",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491516263248564224"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490889087985790976",
    "fullText" : "so accurate 😭😂 http://t.co/WMSXYDQ31P",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490889087985790976"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490624442620321792",
    "fullText" : "I really need a life... I'm having a harry potter marathon again... Lol",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490624442620321792"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "487640055406534656",
    "fullText" : "some of these people will create billion dollar cos and many jobs; we should be happy they want to be in US. need immigration reform!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/487640055406534656"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490754471702835200",
    "fullText" : "Bronys and pegasister this is Doctor Whooves :D nice hehe #Brony #Mlp http://t.co/jUCMKJrvKG",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490754471702835200"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490365152731357184",
    "fullText" : "People in todays world are scared to do things on their own... Like who gives a fuck what other people think.. Do what you want smh... 🙉😒",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490365152731357184"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490889272216780800",
    "fullText" : "The most precious gift you can give someone is the gift of your time and attention",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490889272216780800"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490692640808374272",
    "fullText" : "“man i am so tired” \n\n*stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing*",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490692640808374272"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490753827013136384",
    "fullText" : "SAY OF THE DAY: \"Big pay and little responsibility are circumstances seldom found together.\" -Napoleon Hill http://t.co/69cs1C9MiC",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490753827013136384"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491290709685968896",
    "fullText" : "Long live #summer!! Wonderful piece of work!please share! #digitalart http://t.co/4IrjZbBWzi",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491290709685968896"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490889038786600961",
    "fullText" : "We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490889038786600961"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490816548223717376",
    "fullText" : "Pinkie is so darned cute! http://t.co/A33V4jdt05 #mlpfim http://t.co/v6wFiMjKPo",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490816548223717376"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490889101936443393",
    "fullText" : "The tongues of chameleons are twice the length of their bodies.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490889101936443393"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490722856313966592",
    "fullText" : "“so expensive..” \n\ni say but it’s actually not expensive i’m just broke",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490722856313966592"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490889871255293952",
    "fullText" : "Things I learned from @lxt's t-shirt this morning: from a distance, and if faded enough, the Firefox logo looks kinda like Thundercats logo.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490889871255293952"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490654854860533760",
    "fullText" : "that's why it was everything 🙌🙌 http://t.co/Q3EDe1zuNv",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490654854860533760"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490816713060270081",
    "fullText" : "In medicine this [the good] is health; in strategy, victory; in architecture - a building- different things in different arts,",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490816713060270081"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490889186011271168",
    "fullText" : "You can't change the ocean or the weather, so it's best to learn how to sail in all conditions! #LifeCoaching http://t.co/NPHUACcHHs",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490889186011271168"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "491213807126339584",
    "fullText" : "Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret. - @OolaLife",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/491213807126339584"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "454017933061013504",
    "fullText" : "Lmao...... http://t.co/MzzAl60wtf",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/454017933061013504"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "478909799586078720",
    "fullText" : "To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/478909799586078720"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490753277961994241",
    "fullText" : "So you got tackled... Every play is not a touchdown. Get up and run another play! - Dave Ramsey | http://t.co/FEzzlQhYJD | #LifeThought",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490330228070576128",
    "fullText" : "when you ask money from your parents http://t.co/KucE9UwkTK",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490803582451859456",
    "fullText" : "You go where you aim! If you are aiming your life at nothing special, that's exactly what you'll get. #Motivation #GoalSetting",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "490664947723276289",
    "fullText" : "I wish your hair looked like this 😍💇 http://t.co/HQnRgDFo97",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "490889167602073601",
    "fullText" : "I need someone to be my friend, someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel, the nicest angel you have. –Lilo (Lilo &amp; Stitch)",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "489794557073440769",
    "fullText" : "Just because i don't show it, that doesn't mean that i don't feel it.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489383060866367489",
    "fullText" : "There is no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy.\nthere is nothing good in war, except its… http://t.co/c6Mu9D8FLt",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "487641757689978880",
    "fullText" : "You are responsible for your own happiness. If you expect others to make you happy, you will always be disappointed.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489439989676011520",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli \"the soft parade has now begun, cobra on my left...leopard on my right...proud to have you at my side...\"",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "490507351066439680",
    "fullText" : "I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490507351066439680"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "489788857097789440",
    "fullText" : "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. ~Henry Ford",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "490587736978767872",
    "fullText" : "Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford. ~Cindy Crawford  #quote #lol",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "488996538518343681",
    "fullText" : "Eye of the tiger http://t.co/5HCvief57i",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/488996538518343681"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490058712665841664",
    "fullText" : "No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca #Wisdom",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489508153239695362",
    "fullText" : "D.C. doctor writes prescriptions for youths to play outside http://t.co/94wLjXX8BF",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "489449522708234240",
    "fullText" : "@BarRefaeli \n\nחזקי ואמצי, החברה רפאלי.\n\nהלב שלך במקום הנכון,\n\nאל תיבהלי מהמלעיזים ומהמבקרים,\n\nהציטוט נכון מאין כמוהו, והוא במקומו !",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "490058698577162240",
    "fullText" : "Life must be lived as play.  Plato",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "489642749181034496",
    "fullText" : "@Vilasi @bizdav @RitaMonette @Peace_Happens @FrankCoulson1 @MmePoulet @shlomif TY 4 RTing me! #TwitterLove",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "488835963649404928",
    "fullText" : "So proud, the kids decided to donate their lemonade stand profits. Half to @LoveRecycled and half to #OneVoiceLA #NeverTooYoungToGiveBack",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "490240073385132032",
    "fullText" : "A man has said - #FridayNight is for #Gameof thrones and #junkfood http://t.co/gE4Bp0vIib",
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}, {
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489572711627493377",
    "fullText" : "It takes forever to open... http://t.co/8KqGxGHtQZ",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489572711627493377"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "489405081377599488",
    "fullText" : "Colleague: \"Shaving a yaks makes them have better aerodynamics.\"\nCouldn't agree more",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489405081377599488"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490707934322515968",
    "fullText" : "How to Lose Weight Fast - http://t.co/KnyDGS5N6U http://t.co/K3Hvl4lV8c",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490707934322515968"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "483501441131094018",
    "fullText" : "This is Independent Booksellers Week! Support our friends in indy bookselling. http://t.co/6rCDqSTzRs @BAbooksellers @IndieBound_UK #IBW2014",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/483501441131094018"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490054412053016576",
    "fullText" : ".@paetjlee when super-models like @BarRefaeli start quoting #Surak we can close down the Internet. It will have achieved its ultimate goal",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490054412053016576"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489788724071256064",
    "fullText" : "Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? ~Abraham Lincoln",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489788724071256064"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489746090883702786",
    "fullText" : "The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489746090883702786"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490059193710157824",
    "fullText" : "\"Whatever\" has been voted as the most annoying word for 3 years in a row",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/490059193710157824"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "490685066201137152",
    "fullText" : "Choose a job you love, &amp;amp; you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489472171929247744",
    "fullText" : "If you aren't \"good enough\" for someone, they aren't good enough for you.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489032394603638784",
    "fullText" : "Don't judge me. You can't handle half of what I've dealt with. There's a reason I do the things I do, there's a reason I am who I am.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489384751510609920",
    "fullText" : "\"Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.\" - Dandemis",
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  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489346651191263232",
    "fullText" : "kitty fritz sleeping on the floor - optimal place for breezes and drafts.. #catpics http://t.co/yWYSPyOrZ4",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489346651191263232"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489383975463694336",
    "fullText" : "Things have a way of working out. Be patient.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489383975463694336"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "488959124466446337",
    "fullText" : "Never felt so much love and power in my life!!! God is good :) Love you guys!!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/488959124466446337"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489384075648856066",
    "fullText" : "Sometimes you have to let go of something precious in order to get something priceless.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489384075648856066"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "486790228242616320",
    "fullText" : "Schrodinger's Catalogue: All Items in the Catalogue are both available and sold out.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/486790228242616320"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "488959484908171265",
    "fullText" : "You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/488959484908171265"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489092147652866049",
    "fullText" : "\"let's just stay friends\" http://t.co/JsQAaOzyfs",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489092147652866049"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "489393045905747968",
    "fullText" : "Pearls Before Swine Comic Strip, July 15, 2014 on http://t.co/M9OIeFxSaP: http://t.co/nLT4Kr8EvM",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489393045905747968"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "431883910675329024",
    "fullText" : "It´s not what happens to you, but how... http://t.co/GAodrOL1SN",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489391862550388736",
    "fullText" : "HULK ALREADY EXPLAIN WHY PROGRAMMING CANNOTS BE MATHS!!! AM ANYONE EVEN LISTENING TO HULK?!?! https://t.co/GDmaq26iT9",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489391862550388736"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489033946374893568",
    "fullText" : "SAY OF THE DAY: \"Haters will say what they want, but their hate will never stop you from...\" - Justin Bieber http://t.co/DlLLuWCn0V",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489033946374893568"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489484907383906304",
    "fullText" : "Strong leaders never use shame or guilt as a motivation technique! #Leadership",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489484907383906304"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "488717229366984704",
    "fullText" : "Fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks; Fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.  ~ Bruce Lee\n#TruthinLife",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/488717229366984704"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489462311631847426",
    "fullText" : "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489462311631847426"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "488891310707728385",
    "fullText" : "I don't care if there is someone better than you because to me you are the right one and the only one that I want.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/488891310707728385"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "487767262510596096",
    "fullText" : "boys won't like their girlfriends pictures, favorite her tweets, make her his wcw but gets mad if another boy does",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/487767262510596096"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "487563585925566464",
    "fullText" : "So, I need help to cover University fees as does my girlfriend, So I have just launched an indiegogo campaign:  http://t.co/G3BNf9DD78",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/487563585925566464"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489393087999795200",
    "fullText" : "Literally sitting on my bed in my hotel room &amp; this is the view. You can see the replica of the Statue of Liberty :P http://t.co/V1Cc6VGyZu",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489393087999795200"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "358212928404586498",
    "fullText" : "99 little bugs in the code\n99 little bugs in the code\nTake one down, patch it around\n117 little bugs in the code",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/358212928404586498"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "486553744390492160",
    "fullText" : "Girls love it when you:\n1. Spoil them \n2. Call them beautiful\n3. Show you care not just say it\n4. Give them a hoodie that smells like you♥😍",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/486553744390492160"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489339666546819072",
    "fullText" : "\"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try\" -B Sills http://t.co/dVe84Ritq8 Please Retweet",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489339666546819072"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "489391811748986880",
    "fullText" : "If others have what you want, don't become envious, become inspired. - @OolaLife",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/489391811748986880"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1169247792830697482",
    "fullText" : "I still can’t believe this. We lost a legend today man! #ripPeterLindbergh https://t.co/elO03MhHRX",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1169247792830697482"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173673565964636160",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif I agree. It's one of my top faves. I get a little obsessive about it lol. I always wished I could play an adult Sarah, in some kind of sequel or something.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173673565964636160"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174239753354514433",
    "fullText" : "The first sentences of two stories that end badly:\n\nYou've invented valuable technology, and you just need to find  someone to \"commercialize\" it for you.\n \nYou have a great idea for a startup, and you just need to find a technical cofounder to implement it for you.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1174239753354514433"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173546128077467649",
    "fullText" : "I want to inspire people. I want someone to look at me and say \"Because of you, I didn't give up!\" #LifeCoaching https://t.co/3pqoR9z6rt",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173546128077467649"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173540384938627072",
    "fullText" : "@BruceVH You also learn more by a lost fight than one you \"won\": https://t.co/XZonpIFRgh .",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173540384938627072"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173323277978296328",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @VictoriasSecret @lisaalet Feel free to unfollow. I post all sorts of different things/topics. But one thing they all have in common, is it's my page &amp; I'll post whatever the hell I want! Have a nice day!",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173323277978296328"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173933318137614336",
    "fullText" : "When people tell you shit they think is going to blow your mind/mood and your just like: \n\nUmmmm yeah, I already know don’t care. Not important. \n\nI live for that kind of disappointment in others. \n\nIt makes me so happy.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173933318137614336"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173635505583509506",
    "fullText" : "@shlomif @YouTube @MaximMag Pretty sure covers can be better than the original. And that is in no way a condemnation of the original artist. It is quite the feat to write music that other people will care enough about to bother improving on.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173635505583509506"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173367731024007168",
    "fullText" : "For the millionth time in my head! Just know, I blame YOU @tomhanks ! *Stepford shimmies on TL* \nListening to That Thing You Do! by The Wonders on @PandoraMusic\nhttps://t.co/bKgMZcO9JT https://t.co/EEP03molYU",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173367731024007168"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173477930632134657",
    "fullText" : "Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; They merely determine where you start. https://t.co/TuDoAvpmwK",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173477930632134657"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174120071452647425",
    "fullText" : "@ColIegeStudent @technion That junkie stand up comedian was right - \"dont work hard\". If you want to be an effective  HackerMonarch net entertainer/amateur philosopher then \"waste\" time #readwrite social networks, be inspired and try to improve yourself and your friends/followers. Fuck college @xkcd",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1174120071452647425"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173953833787121666",
    "fullText" : "Ask yourself \"what 1 small thing can I do today to move my life in a better direction?\" Do it! Repeat tomorrow. That's #PersonalGrowth https://t.co/lGsiNAyjg6",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173953833787121666"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173837609577189376",
    "fullText" : "@danicamckellar Hugs right back to you too. XxX",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173837609577189376"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173961204261445632",
    "fullText" : "I'm so very happy this morning.  Finally someone in our community has said “None of us is more important than all of us.”\n\nIt's not about email a few days ago.  It's about the last three decades.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173961204261445632"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1161320345409871873",
    "fullText" : "🎥✨ @LittleWomen https://t.co/4TJ4vsVlV8",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1161320345409871873"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173868584340090881",
    "fullText" : "Anyone else tired of saying “I’m fine”",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173868584340090881"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173346852298772480",
    "fullText" : "I hardly ever get to do real cooking. I like it, but not a lot of time/energy etc left for it. Had ingredients ready &amp; felt up to it today, so made a fave, fried (yellow) zucchini. Will use tonight or tomorrow. https://t.co/VmpiUCkyJv",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173346852298772480"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173933601697591296",
    "fullText" : "@IGGYAZALEA when they really think they’re educating u on something is the funny part #ad",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173933601697591296"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1174125880303587333",
    "fullText" : "@erinmillerKC https://t.co/3xhxo8lJMr",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1174125880303587333"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1173819259648118784",
    "fullText" : "say what you’re scared to",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1173819259648118784"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "1156171984226738176",
    "fullText" : "Box CEO, Aaron Levie's advice to entrepreneurs: Be clear on how your business is going to disrupt the existing market.",
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    "fullText" : "I force myself to watch my talks so that I can improve for next time, but it is PAINFUL. I hate mirrors, don't like pictures most of myself until years later, and feel very awkward about how I present on stage. \n\nAnd I do a lot of public speaking. https://t.co/zJRHTmbM43",
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    "tweetId" : "1173491873899524096",
    "fullText" : "\"The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.\" C.S. Lewis",
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    "fullText" : "Pouring a glass of wine and reading all the comments on the first #NerdistBookClub post. You guys have offered some fantastic insights!",
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    "fullText" : "@benlandis no, all bugs and fixes would appear via images in his morning toast",
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    "fullText" : "\"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.\" - Winston Churchill",
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    "fullText" : "Things she wishes you knew - http://t.co/Od1XPDwccn http://t.co/Dimnqfnbwy",
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    "fullText" : "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.",
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    "fullText" : "Did you notice Discord was in the intro? I know I didn't. #MLPFIM http://t.co/FLmmwBlgYq",
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    "fullText" : "\"I never thought I would say 'thank you' for cancer or all of the other very painful things in my past.\" Read more: http://t.co/iWi3u0PoLL",
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    "fullText" : "You can't change other people but you CAN change you! Choose to BE happy! #LifeCoaching http://t.co/plmonKtNbW",
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    "fullText" : "Literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "The most memorable people in life will be the friends who loved you when you weren't very lovable. - @OolaLife",
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    "fullText" : "Smart people are more prone to depression, because the smarter you are the more you realize how much you dont know!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "485182260388188160",
    "fullText" : "Beware of no man more than yourself, we carry our worst enemies within us.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "484128299543564288",
    "fullText" : "Ladies, if you want to find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not fuck the whole pond.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "486384903584378881",
    "fullText" : "That's who you wanna wake up to. #promise. http://t.co/h5N1dKA90H",
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    "tweetId" : "486551563977371648",
    "fullText" : "LMAOOOO http://t.co/65tthrMXIW",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "486103673169514496",
    "fullText" : "Want to know how to get crowd funded? Come along to my workshop at Nine Worlds Future Tech http://t.co/dpYSQJg65w via @London_Geekfest",
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    "fullText" : "Would #RainbowDash give up cider for this? I doubt it... You can't compete with fresh cider! xD\n#MLPFiM #MLP #Brony http://t.co/rFhxy1E8SS",
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    "tweetId" : "486749407770320896",
    "fullText" : "The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. -Tommy Lasorda",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money i'd just laugh and search with them",
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    "fullText" : "You can push me away if that's what you want, I will let you go, but please don't ask me to stop loving you, that's just too much to ask.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "485395443363643392",
    "fullText" : "\"@AnnTran_: You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you.\" Rwanda proverb // So true!",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Julia Roberts loves scaring her children. This is why I love her. http://t.co/N4D2n05RyR",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Got to spend the last couple of days with this chump. Love our sister time :) @alexgmusic7 http://t.co/QTfIQDe5xP",
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    "fullText" : "\"I don't do what I do to prove the critics wrong. What I do is, I love music and I do it to prove the people who like my music right.\"",
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    "fullText" : "The Beauty of the Night\nShe truly is the beauty of night. Really love seeing art of her!\n#MLPFIM #PrincessLuna #brony http://t.co/aQ91q4JtIP",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "481433841807413248",
    "fullText" : "dear Australia.. please forgive us Americans for how we say \"Melbourne\" .... if we see an \"r\", we're gonna pronounce that \"r\" loud and clear",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "view to my left shoulder next to my ear... #catpics http://t.co/dnkDOch9KM",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "482455806060023808",
    "fullText" : "I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. Thomas Jefferson",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "478169038787330049",
    "fullText" : "😁😁 http://t.co/7s83saXYup",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Trixie Rainbow Powered \nWow this is the most gorgeous art of Trixie ive ever seen!\n#MLPFIM #TrixieLulamoon #brony http://t.co/1uVXD5UJiC",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "U have to let go of the wrong pple ...else the right pple wont show up..just make the first move",
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    "fullText" : "I hope @davidaday will be considered for the Nobel prize this year for \"least use of twitter\".. he tweets less than I do. Truly outstanding",
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    "fullText" : "Be quick to say \"I forgive you.\" Not because the other person deserves it, but because you deserve to let it go. http://t.co/ky8CeYQbFe",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I'm that person that before I go to sleep I create scenarios in my head that will never come true until I fall asleep. #truelifeimafangirl",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "You were born with the ability to change someone's life. Don't ever waste it. - @MorningCoach",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "don’t :) fucking :) comment :) on :) what :) i :) eat :) or :) how :) i :) eat :) it :) or :) why :) i’m :) eating :) it :) asshole :)",
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    "tweetId" : "483939560863588352",
    "fullText" : "@JustTumbIr Absolutely not true. Flirting is both healthy and enriching. Whoever wrote this is that insecure they need therapy. Simplest!",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "People spend too much time looking for more, instead of appreciating what they already have.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "#FavoriteMovieQuote all line we will never forget 😂 http://t.co/yGH5lg98Ud",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.",
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}, {
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "First paint test and assembly of the Collector’s Edition of the Dracogen STV-1 space gun! http://t.co/goePFm0HzA",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Don't ask for my opinion and then get mad when I tell you the truth",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "One of the greatest accomplishments in life is doing what people say you can't do.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Picard economic tip: The risks of confinement to a single planet exceed the costs of interstellar travel.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/470371325216055296"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "478855271767638016",
    "fullText" : "I fell in love the way you fall asleep slowly, and then all at once http://t.co/prtQvqCdA3",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "482325002587738112",
    "fullText" : "I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "477256583626252288",
    "fullText" : "Just had to get talked out of adopting a puppy. that was so emotional. #ineedapuppy",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "481556809720020994",
    "fullText" : "Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "480169262594940928",
    "fullText" : "Be with someone who is proud to have you.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "480779783895547904",
    "fullText" : "All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don't force an innocent cat to live with you..",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "screw school I’m going to be a pot dealer and offer many types of pots and other kitchen utensils",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "481704099025797120",
    "fullText" : "פעם מסנג'ר היה ההוא של מיקרוסופט. היום זה ההוא של פייסבוק.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "someone: what are your plans for the weekend\nme: who knows\nme: (i know)\nme: (i'm not leaving the house)",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "482455814956130304",
    "fullText" : "I've noticed the less open-minded someone is, the more open-mouthed they tend to be.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/482455814956130304"
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}, {
  "like" : {
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    "fullText" : "There are three things I want to do in my lifetime....  1. Learn to count",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "\"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.\" - Victor Hugo",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "481174903799152641",
    "fullText" : "Thought of the Day http://t.co/hI7S92RW5W",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "482191935223119874",
    "fullText" : "Me looking at old pictures: \"Why?\"\n\nMe looking at old haircut: \"Why?\"  \n\nMe looking at old clothes: \"Why?\"\n\nMe looking at old crush: \"Why?\"",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/482191935223119874"
  }
}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "480221338016030721",
    "fullText" : "As a writer, I can't tell you enough how much it means to me that you read my tweets and blog posts. I appreciate it very, very much!!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "469652059277758464",
    "fullText" : "I really like it when strangers are nice to each other :)",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/469652059277758464"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "482174254726021122",
    "fullText" : "The best way to make a positive impact on your country is to make a positive impact on your family, friends, neighborhood and work place.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "481706021933821952",
    "fullText" : "I'm unique. I'm different. I'm limited edition because there's only one me in the middle of billion people on this earth.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/481706021933821952"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "482453328387780608",
    "fullText" : "חברה: יש לי מישהו להכיר לך\nאני: שלחי תמונה\nחברה: את כזאת שיטחית!\nאני: תמונה\nחברה: לדעתי לא צריך לראות לפני\nאני: קיצר מכוער?\nחברה:\nאני:",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "481344150085058560",
    "fullText" : "No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "480223855915458562",
    "fullText" : "None of us knows the paths we will travel or the trials that will come our way. The secret is to find joy in the journey. #LifeTip",
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    "fullText" : "I don’t understand how some people can look good every single day",
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    "fullText" : "late night showers\nlate night conversations\nlate night adventures\nlate night snacks\nlate night memories\n\neverythings better at night",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "479328161889800192",
    "fullText" : "Everyone's defense might suck in this year's World Cup but it sure makes the matches a lot more fun to watch!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "476888118922989568",
    "fullText" : "When you're famous you can literally do whatever you want. Wow. Lol #nottalkingaboutme #actualfamouspeople",
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    "tweetId" : "464961267720286208",
    "fullText" : "\"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away.\" http://t.co/JU2WZ3XCeq",
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    "tweetId" : "479316818855600128",
    "fullText" : "Reminder: you're beautiful. 💕",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "479702158355742720",
    "fullText" : "Dream date: a date",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "479039581497876480",
    "fullText" : "Everyone hates guys who think they can get any girl",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "479801775504228352",
    "fullText" : "I find the response \"The @gittip founder is compassionate and human! Quick! Boycott them!\" somewhat confusing",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "480055007891709952",
    "fullText" : "Dancing has been proven to make you smarter and healthier.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "478303043965177856",
    "fullText" : "I have the best Dad. Weird, but wise. Thank you for teaching me how to grow and be the best possible person I can... http://t.co/u3JCgdBI5a",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "479809945383493633",
    "fullText" : "\"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.\" - Elbert Hubbard",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "478783329987096577",
    "fullText" : "I need these shirts for me and my BFF http://t.co/c72ZbFEN4D",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "479149109824471040",
    "fullText" : "The San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monument in the world that moves.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "479111288401166336",
    "fullText" : "Freshman Year:\n👫👬👭👭👫👬👭👫👬👭\n\nSophomore Year:\n👫👬👭👫👬👭👫\n\nJunior Year:\n👫👬👭\n\nSenior Year: \n👫👭\n\nAfter Graduation:\n🚶",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "479806710006415360",
    "fullText" : "There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, Yes, you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx http://t.co/X2TD9BnITB",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "479187561169317888",
    "fullText" : "As lemon juice is used to make invisible ink, a man tried to rob a bank thinking he was invisible by putting lemon juice on his face.",
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    "fullText" : "They're / Their / There - ha!  MT @TheKindleWhispe  #English #Grammar http://t.co/mhTxRlYLBG",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "480025181516079106",
    "fullText" : "wow....I didn't know Larry Wall wrote this: http://t.co/WZAb2Q4qfG",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "We all make mistakes. Don't let that be the reason you give up on somebody.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "479803615184695296",
    "fullText" : "All lasting wealth comes from enriching others in some way. - Brian Tracy via @KentJulian",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "479909517061545984",
    "fullText" : "Michael Fabricant might punch Yasmin Alibhai-Brown if he debated with her, he says. And yet.... http://t.co/B2GrhXEKOj",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "\"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me.\" - Jarod Kintz",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "V excited to have Tara B of @WoteverFilmFest giving a session on the perenially misunderstood Bechdel Test https://t.co/2RFoyOrQmp",
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    "fullText" : "&amp; im the type of girl who eats only the m&amp;ms out of the trail mix bag 😌",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Dear @AmbassadorPower, which little girl died of \"atrocity\" and which one of \"admirable restraint\"? #Sudan #Ukraine http://t.co/jEloVoQk9d",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "On twitter we're basically all mind readers. I'm thinking something, post it, and you read it inside your mind. Not one word is spoken. 😳",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "448444363203297280",
    "fullText" : "The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt, believe in you...",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "448489701188440064",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "436419407662026752",
    "fullText" : "People often read what they want to read into what they're reading. No writer can always make someone see something they don't want to see.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "477820292208005122",
    "fullText" : "My resume is really just a list of things I never want to do again.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "One of the main weaknesses from which we suffer is too much familiarity with the word \"impossible\" - Napoleon Hill",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "478024111164522496",
    "fullText" : "The dot over a lowercase \"i\" or \"j\" is called a \"tittle.\"",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "478816827980525568",
    "fullText" : "\"Everything in moderation, including moderation\"",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "\"Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them. Leave them alone.\" - Ayn Rand",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "478608091320025088",
    "fullText" : "Dear Vegetables: Please taste like chocolate chip cookies. Love, @SwiftInkEditor #editorwithasweettooth",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/478608091320025088"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "436422778699657216",
    "fullText" : "@JoshLRussell And worse writers are arrogant in thinking there's only one way their words can be read #writerbias",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/436422778699657216"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "477152339082477568",
    "fullText" : "\"The mightiest works have been accomplished by men who have kept their ability to dream great dreams.\" - Walter Bowie",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/477152339082477568"
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "477692407258312704",
    "fullText" : "i would do anything to be hot except eat healthily and exercise",
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    "tweetId" : "478872097624567808",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "478391847866601472",
    "fullText" : "Don't change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love the real you.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "478385850309701633",
    "fullText" : "http://t.co/k6y9jwoM7O",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/478385850309701633"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "477986352235945984",
    "fullText" : "\"There is no remedy for love but to love more.\" -Henry David Thoreau, author, poet, naturalist, tax resister, philosopher, transcendentalist",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "THIS IS TOO CUTE 😍😍😍 http://t.co/u4vyuKon5O",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "If you've never secretly taken or tried to take a picture of a cute boy you're lying.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "477639976322998272",
    "fullText" : "#Writers are never alone. We live in a #world filled with interesting #characters! #Books http://t.co/wnwmOb13Lw http://t.co/910bWpBQkA",
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    "fullText" : "When you walk past people who hate you http://t.co/sh5IWMrrbg",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Three reasons to stand up: \n1. To get the remote\n2. To go to the bathroom \n3. Because you're the real Slim Shady.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Before the day is done, look someone in the eye and say \"I appreciate you just the way you are!\" #leadership",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "475671250627756032",
    "fullText" : "Egyptian desert meets the Red Sea on a cloudless afternoon. http://t.co/N5HOlCJ9E0",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/475671250627756032"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "474406688707969024",
    "fullText" : "@BlogsofWar thanks for following me, I guess it was probably due to #SummerNSA - http://t.co/wuFih1tQu9 . (Farfetched but not unthinkable).",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "At the Xbox party! Playing Fable and Sunset Overdrive and more! http://t.co/DaTjJmSEks",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/476220247993622532"
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}, {
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "475691321446129664",
    "fullText" : "Sharks are just dolphins who went to the military.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/475691321446129664"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Studying for 30-50 minutes at a time (with 10 minute breaks in between) is the most effective way to retain information.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/475585605691510785"
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "475585660477513728",
    "fullText" : "Honestly, I'm glad I met everyone in my life. The good and the bad. The good make me thankful, the bad make me learn my lessons.",
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}, {
  "like" : {
    "tweetId" : "475404450610569216",
    "fullText" : "Some people have a \"natural alarm clock\" allowing them to wake up when they want - This is actually caused by a stress hormone.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "475585574188097536",
    "fullText" : "It's actually a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you're hurt by something they've done or said to you.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "The hardest part of doing anything new is finding the courage to decide to at least try. - @YouCanGoTheDist http://t.co/WVuFHfkp8E",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "\"Zen is a way of liberation, concerned not with discovering what is good or bad or advantageous, but what is.\" ~AlanWatts",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "I got into a taxi and started shouting 'Stop, don't drive, stay here!'  'That type of language won't get you anywhere', the driver said.",
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}, {
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "My dear brothers and sisters, take note of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry - James 1:19",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "476163937352687618",
    "fullText" : "Make your ex regret losing you. And make your next want to thank them for letting you go. Because the best revenge is moving on.",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Pretty sunset from #DigiFestNYC ❤️ http://t.co/O9uHq7wQKN",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "471655978468122625",
    "fullText" : "Genius at #xp2014 lightning talks. No further comment needed :D http://t.co/PSXXK9rYOx",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/471655978468122625"
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "476973329169911808",
    "fullText" : "I had to do it twice \"@LiveWithTiffany He asked me, \"What's your favorite position?\"--I said \"CEO\" http://t.co/xaDzeP484B”",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "475579548386750464",
    "fullText" : "\"You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.\" - Ray Bradbury",
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "Don't make the mistake of being afraid to make mistakes!",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "476972572056104960",
    "fullText" : "People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/476972572056104960"
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}, {
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    "fullText" : "If i try to talk to you and you seem uninterested i will never try to talk to you again ever.",
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}, {
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    "tweetId" : "474618580068098049",
    "fullText" : "\"England\", \"United Kingdom\" and \"Great Britain\" may all sound the same to us Americans, but they're not: http://t.co/ljeSPkC2QX",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/474618580068098049"
  }
}, {
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    "tweetId" : "474599966220894208",
    "fullText" : "Always play, always explore, always love. @sesamestreet @sixwords  #sixwords #sixwordletter",
    "expandedUrl" : "https://twitter.com/i/web/status/474599966220894208"
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