diff --git a/bin/extract-spelling-errors.pl b/bin/extract-spelling-errors.pl
index f5a7cfbfe..983135462 100644
--- a/bin/extract-spelling-errors.pl
+++ b/bin/extract-spelling-errors.pl
@@ -9,11 +9,20 @@ use utf8;
 binmode STDOUT, ":encoding(UTF-8)";
 
 open my $i, '<:encoding(UTF-8)', 'foo.txt';
+my %h;
+my @matches;
 while ( my $l = <$i> )
 {
     foreach my $m ( $l =~ m/«(.*?)»/g )
     {
-        print "$m\n";
+        if ( !$h{$m}++ )
+        {
+            push @matches, $m;
+        }
     }
 }
 close($i);
+foreach my $m (@matches)
+{
+    print "$m\t$h{$m}\n";
+}
diff --git a/lib/Shlomif/Spelling/FindFiles.pm b/lib/Shlomif/Spelling/FindFiles.pm
index 481999a56..0578f93e5 100644
--- a/lib/Shlomif/Spelling/FindFiles.pm
+++ b/lib/Shlomif/Spelling/FindFiles.pm
@@ -21,7 +21,6 @@ qr#(?:humour/by-others/(?:English-is-a-Crazy-Language|darien|funroll-loops|hitch
     qr#^dest/t2/humour/fortunes/osp#,
     qr#^dest/t2/humour/fortunes/paul#,
     qr#^dest/t2/humour/fortunes/sharp#,
-    qr#^dest/t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif\.html#,
     qr#^dest/t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif-fav\.html#,
     qr#^dest/t2/humour/fortunes/source-files-list.html#,
     qr#^dest/t2/humour/fortunes/subversion.html#,
diff --git a/lib/hunspell/whitelist1.txt b/lib/hunspell/whitelist1.txt
index db9e7da56..9e13de005 100644
--- a/lib/hunspell/whitelist1.txt
+++ b/lib/hunspell/whitelist1.txt
@@ -1,7 +1,15 @@
 ==== GLOBAL:
 
 'Black
+shortcut
+shortcuts
+versioning
+Klingons
+rindolf's
+Touché
+Slackware
 'em
+PHP's
 's
 -
 000th
@@ -2494,6 +2502,921 @@ GPS
 Wankel
 jitbit
 
+==== In: dest/t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html
+
+Balmer
+sorabji5252
+Lebron
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+-__-
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 ==== In: dest/t2/humour/fortunes/bbt.html
 
 Connor's
diff --git a/t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif.xml b/t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif.xml
index 66babddfc..d4ca0669d 100644
--- a/t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif.xml
+++ b/t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif.xml
@@ -481,7 +481,7 @@
                 <p>As a complementary step, some of the chief heads of our
                     project suggested that the Windows’ manuals themselves, as
                     well as all of Microsoft’s ads, will be designed in HTML
-                    and printed after being rendered by IE4. While this project
+                    and printed after being rendered by IE 4. While this project
                     is in the preliminary and planning stages, we expect it to
                     acquire a large momentum soon.</p>
 
@@ -749,13 +749,13 @@ not detect that the latter fact was true.
     </fortune>
     <fortune id="corollary-of-godwyn">
         <meta>
-            <title>Corollary of Godwyn’s Law</title>
+            <title>Corollary of Godwin’s Law</title>
         </meta>
         <quote>
             <body>
                 <blockquote>
                     <p>
-                        Shlomi, I’m considering naming a corollary of Godwyn’s
+                        Shlomi, I’m considering naming a corollary of Godwin’s
                         law after you - any discussion of anything is over when
                         you mention Freecell Solver.
                     </p>
@@ -921,7 +921,7 @@ Judging by IRC or AOL, randomly would do just fine ;-)
         </meta>
         <raw>
             <body>
-                <text><![CDATA[> Unfortunatly as other people have mentioned - the HURD is seriously
+                <text><![CDATA[> Unfortunately as other people have mentioned - the HURD is seriously
 > lacking in developers, especially driver writers. Linux is to blame for
 > most of that.
 
@@ -963,7 +963,7 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
                 <p> And thank you for applying this patch. But to be honest,
                     I’m a little disappointed. I expected it won’t go in so
                     easily and will trigger some discussion here. But there was
-                    none. No typo corrections (“you mis-spelled
+                    none. No typo corrections (“you misspelled
                     ‘floccinaucinihilipilification’”); no flames ("this patch
                     is the worst thing since non-sliced bread"). Nothing.</p>
 
@@ -999,7 +999,7 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
             </body>
             <info>
                 <channel>#gimp</channel>
-                <network>GimpNet</network>
+                <network>GIMPNet</network>
                 <tagline>Contemplating some potential procedural database functions</tagline>
             </info>
         </irc>
@@ -1022,7 +1022,7 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
             </body>
             <info>
                 <channel>#gimp</channel>
-                <network>GimpNet</network>
+                <network>GIMPNet</network>
                 <tagline>Faster, faster!</tagline>
             </info>
         </irc>
@@ -1039,7 +1039,7 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
                     government:]</p>
 
                 <p>&gt; This is obviously because Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are
-                    girly-men. </p>
+                    girly men. </p>
 
                 <p>Yeah and what are the offerings of the open-source world?
                     Let’s see: </p>
@@ -1047,13 +1047,13 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
                 <p>1. Linus Torvalds - Looks like a dweeb, ergo is a dweeb. How
                     girly is that?  (plus his wife can kick ass better than
                     him) 2. Richard M. Stallman - a hippy. How girly is that?
-                    3. Eric S. Raymond - a nice looking man with a mustache.
+                    3. Eric S. Raymond - a nice looking man with a moustache.
                     Baby faced, so he looks a bit girly to me.  4. Larry Wall -
                     a cross between Linus and RMS (i.e: a hippy dweeb) that is
                     even more girly. </p>
 
                 <p>So who do we have left? Alan Cox? OK, he’s manly. (huge man,
-                    huge facial hair, etc.) And all the others are so neglible
+                    huge facial hair, etc.) And all the others are so negligible
                     people don’t even know how they look like. </p>
 
                 <p>Note: this comment may have been a bit cruel, so sorry.
@@ -1061,7 +1061,7 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
                     the guys I laughed about. I hold you all with the greatest
                     respect. Seriously. </p>
 
-                <p>Sincerily yours, <br /> Shlomi Fish (who is a quite girly
+                <p>Sincerely yours, <br /> Shlomi Fish (who is a quite girly
                     male himself).</p>
 
             </body>
@@ -1219,14 +1219,14 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
                 <saying who="tyler-">rindolf: you should be</saying>
                 <saying who="mofino">haha</saying>
                 <saying who="mofino">Ahh man</saying>
-                <saying who="rindolf">tyler-: being crazy is hard work. I worked all my life to becrazy.</saying>
+                <saying who="rindolf">tyler-: being crazy is hard work. I worked all my life to be crazy.</saying>
                 <saying who="mofino">Normal people aren’t fun.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">tyler-: "Craziness is not an action. It’s a process."</saying>
                 <saying who="mofino">heh</saying>
                 <saying who="tyler-">rindolf: I see</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">You need to tend to your insanity.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">tyler-: do you want to be crazy?</saying>
-                <saying who="tyler-">rindolf: that’s why I feed my leprechaun at least once aday.</saying>
+                <saying who="tyler-">rindolf: that’s why I feed my leprechaun at least once a day.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">tyler-: I can teach you everything I know.</saying>
             </body>
             <info>
@@ -1243,7 +1243,7 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
         <irc>
             <body>
                 <saying who="rindolf">mofino: I have some money, and am living and am supported by my parents.</saying>
-                <saying who="rindolf">mofino: there’s much less of a taboo against living withone parents after school in Israel, than there is in the States.</saying>
+                <saying who="rindolf">mofino: there’s much less of a taboo against living with one’s parents after school in Israel, than there is in the States.</saying>
                 <saying who="mofino">It’s not taboo</saying>
                 <saying who="mofino">It’s pathetic.</saying>
                 <saying who="mofino">Although, sometimes life sucks, and you have no choice.</saying>
@@ -1410,7 +1410,7 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
     </fortune>
     <fortune id="chuck-norris-perlsixifies">
         <meta>
-            <title>Chuck Norris Perlsixifies at FreeNode’s #perl6 channel.</title>
+            <title>Chuck Norris Perlsixifies at Freenode’s #perl6 channel.</title>
         </meta>
         <irc>
             <body>
@@ -1421,7 +1421,7 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
                 <me_is who="FurnaceBoy">chuckles</me_is>
                 <saying who="ajs">daxim: If you can get that to pass the test suite, then more power to you!</saying>
                 <saying who="FurnaceBoy">Chuck *is* the test suite</saying>
-                <saying who="Kattana">chuck norris does not code, when he sits at a computer, it just does whatever he wants.</saying>
+                <saying who="Kattana">Chuck Norris does not code, when he sits at a computer, it just does whatever he wants.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Kattana: :-)</saying>
                 <saying who="daxim">ah, we’re easy to amuse</saying>
                 <saying who="ajs">Be the test suite, Chuck... BE the test suite.</saying>
@@ -1430,7 +1430,7 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
             <info>
                 <channel>#perl6</channel>
                 <network>Freenode</network>
-                <tagline>Chuck Norris Perlsixifies at FreeNode’s #perl6 channel.</tagline>
+                <tagline>Chuck Norris Perlsixifies at Freenode’s #perl6 channel.</tagline>
             </info>
         </irc>
     </fortune>
@@ -1511,7 +1511,7 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
             </body>
             <info>
                 <channel>#gimp</channel>
-                <network>GimpNet</network>
+                <network>GIMPNet</network>
                 <tagline>CSWookie on Willow</tagline>
             </info>
         </irc>
@@ -1523,15 +1523,15 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
         <irc>
             <body>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Hi all! How can I tell Flash in FF to play using artsd? It keeps trying to invoke esd. I’m on Mandriva 2007.</saying>
-                <saying who="vexati0n">the REAL question is, wtf is taking adobe so long with flash 9 :@</saying>
+                <saying who="vexati0n">the REAL question is, what the fuck is taking adobe so long with flash 9 :@</saying>
                 <saying who="vexati0n">rindolf: you might have to set that with firefox’ settings.</saying>
                 <saying who="vexati0n">or, do what good people do and use opera.</saying>
                 <saying who="vexati0n">:P</saying>
                 <me_is who="rindolf">slaps vexati0n</me_is>
                 <saying who="rindolf">vexati0n: I’m not using Opera. Period.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">I don’t like it and it’s not FOSS.</saying>
-                <saying who="vexati0n">god, it’s like opera is anathema just cause people can’t look at it’s code or something.</saying>
-                <saying who="vexati0n">like YUO are going to tinker with your browser’s source code anyway</saying>
+                <saying who="vexati0n">god, it’s like opera is anathema just cause people can’t look at its code or something.</saying>
+                <saying who="vexati0n">like YOU are going to tinker with your browser’s source code anyway</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">vexati0n: actually, I did that for Firefox.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">vexati0n: I have a bug pending on bugzilla.mozilla.org.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">vexati0n: nah, nah, nah, nah  </saying>
@@ -1542,7 +1542,7 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
                 <saying who="vexati0n">opera resizes images? o.O</saying>
                 <saying who="vexati0n">do you have a page it screws up so i can look?</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">vexati0n: when I press Ctrl++ and Ctrl+-</saying>
-                <saying who="vexati0n">oh. you mean it doesn’t just increase the size of the text.</saying>
+                <saying who="vexati0n">oh. You mean it doesn’t just increase the size of the text.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">vexati0n: take http://www.shlomifish.org/art/ for example.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">vexati0n: yes.</saying>
             </body>
@@ -1626,10 +1626,10 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
                 <saying who="rindolf">I know - q[tyler-]</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">OTOH, I’ve been called Slimy Fish lately.</saying>
                 <saying who="avar">rindolf: The *real* Slimy Fish?</saying>
-                <saying who="rindolf">avar: the one and only 100% original real actual and unmatched Slimy Fish&lt;tm&gt;!</saying>
+                <saying who="rindolf">avar: the one and only 100% original real actual and unmatched Slimy Fish™!</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">I’m the real Slimy, yes I’m the real Slimy, if you’re the real Slimy and not just a Slimy. So will the real Slimy please stand up, please stand up...</saying>
                 <me_is who="jagerman">is ashamed for actually knowing those lyrics</me_is>
-                <saying who="avar">sing it jew boy:) </saying>
+                <saying who="avar">sing it Jew boy:) </saying>
             </body>
             <info>
                 <channel>#perlcafe</channel>
@@ -1645,7 +1645,7 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
         <irc>
             <body>
                 <saying who="rindolf">CSWookie: tried Christian Ubuntu yet? ;-)</saying>
-                <saying who="goldfish">lol.</saying>
+                <saying who="goldfish">LOL.</saying>
                 <saying who="goldfish">Oh dear, you weren’t joking.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">goldfish: no, I was.</saying>
                 <saying who="goldfish">hah</saying>
@@ -1664,9 +1664,9 @@ for most of that.]]></text>
                 <saying who="moldy">true</saying>
                 <saying who="moldy">That sounds about right -- Jesus might have preferred Jewbuntu since he was a Jew. Then again, Jesus was also a dedicated idealist, so he might have chosen Debian instead of Ubuntu. :-P</saying>
                 <saying who="moldy">hehehe</saying>
-                <saying who="tpope">why has ubuntu become the distro of puns?</saying>
+                <saying who="tpope">why has Ubuntu become the distro of puns?</saying>
                 <saying who="moldy">has it? there are puns for other distros, too</saying>
-                <saying who="Strogg">Jesus came from long long ago. I bet he runs debian stable. :)</saying>
+                <saying who="Strogg">Jesus came from long long ago. I bet he runs Debian stable. :)</saying>
             </body>
             <info>
                 <channel>#vim</channel>
@@ -1769,17 +1769,17 @@ it is.
         <quote>
             <body>
 
-                <p> Well, for the record, *I* am without faults, but i’ll
-                    mention them here anyways: </p>
+                <p> Well, for the record, *I* am without faults, but I’ll
+                    mention them here anyway: </p>
 
 
                 <ol>
-                    <li>i really hate scriptaculous</li>
-                    <li>i kicked a dog the other day</li>
-                    <li>i pushed an old lady aside, on my way to get a cup of
+                    <li>I really hate scriptaculous</li>
+                    <li>I kicked a dog the other day</li>
+                    <li>I pushed an old lady aside, on my way to get a cup of
                         free coffee</li>
-                    <li>i secretly program in Python</li>
-                    <li>i like to interject and make lists</li>
+                    <li>I secretly program in Python</li>
+                    <li>I like to interject and make lists</li>
                 </ol>
 
             </body>
@@ -1873,7 +1873,7 @@ it is.
             <body>
 
                 <p>Hi Omer! Mazal Tov on Chen and yours marriage. It reminds me
-                    of a quote from Charlotte Bronte’s Jane Eyre:</p>
+                    of a quote from Charlotte Brontë’s Jane Eyre:</p>
 
 
                 <p>"At this period she married, removed with her husband (a
@@ -1935,7 +1935,7 @@ means.
                         build a tower high enough so they can reach God. God, a
                         small dwarf who lived in the sky, was afraid of the
                         efforts of these people, because he feared they’ll
-                        reach him. So he casted an 8th level Spell of Language
+                        reach him. So he cast an 8th level Spell of Language
                         Fragmentation, caused these people to speak in
                         different tongues, and without being able to understand
                         each other, they ended up spreading across the Earth.
@@ -1975,7 +1975,7 @@ means.
             </body>
             <info>
                 <channel>#gimp</channel>
-                <network>GimpNet</network>
+                <network>GIMPNet</network>
                 <tagline>One GEGL Per Child on GIMPNet’s #gimp channel</tagline>
             </info>
         </irc>
@@ -2161,7 +2161,7 @@ Python).]]></text>
 
                 <p>I recently had to figure out how to do something with wget:
                     get everything below a directory on the web-server, without
-                    following links to outside it. So I logged in to FreeNode’s
+                    following links to outside it. So I logged in to Freenode’s
                     #debian channel, where there are many knowledgeable people
                     to ask it. The first answer I got was "RTFM". So, I read
                     the wget man page, but could not find it there. Eventually,
@@ -2267,7 +2267,7 @@ Regards,
             </body>
             <info>
                 <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
-                <work href="http://mail.pm.org/pipermail/sanfrancisco-pm/2008-April/001644.html">Post to to San-Fransisco Perl Mongers Mailing List</work>
+                <work href="http://mail.pm.org/pipermail/sanfrancisco-pm/2008-April/001644.html">Post to to San-Francisco Perl Mongers Mailing List</work>
             </info>
         </raw>
     </fortune>
@@ -2290,13 +2290,13 @@ No one expects the Randal Schwartz condition ;)
             </body>
             <info>
                 <author>Shlomi Fish, frosty, Duane Obrien and David Fetter</author>
-                <work href="http://mail.pm.org/pipermail/sanfrancisco-pm/2008-April/001650.html">San-Fransisco Perl Mongers Thread</work>
+                <work href="http://mail.pm.org/pipermail/sanfrancisco-pm/2008-April/001650.html">San-Francisco Perl Mongers Thread</work>
             </info>
         </raw>
     </fortune>
     <fortune id="sf-pm-perl-sainthood-3">
         <meta>
-            <title>San-Fransisco Perl Mongers: Randal Schwartz Noise Band</title>
+            <title>San-Francisco Perl Mongers: Randal Schwartz Noise Band</title>
         </meta>
         <raw>
             <body>
@@ -2318,13 +2318,13 @@ the rest of the band flogged a newbie live on stage.
             </body>
             <info>
                 <author>Duane Obrien</author>
-                <work href="http://mail.pm.org/pipermail/sanfrancisco-pm/2008-April/001651.html">San-Fransisco Perl Mongers Thread</work>
+                <work href="http://mail.pm.org/pipermail/sanfrancisco-pm/2008-April/001651.html">San-Francisco Perl Mongers Thread</work>
             </info>
         </raw>
     </fortune>
     <fortune id="sf-pm-randal-schwartz-condition">
       <meta>
-        <title>San-Fransisco Perl Mongers: Randal Schwartz Condition</title>
+        <title>San-Francisco Perl Mongers: Randal Schwartz Condition</title>
       </meta>
       <raw>
         <body>
@@ -2346,7 +2346,7 @@ Damn you. :)
         </body>
         <info>
             <author>Duane Obrien and Randal L. Schwartz</author>
-            <work href="http://mail.pm.org/pipermail/sanfrancisco-pm/2008-April/001655.html">San-Fransisco Perl Mongers Thread</work>
+            <work href="http://mail.pm.org/pipermail/sanfrancisco-pm/2008-April/001655.html">San-Francisco Perl Mongers Thread</work>
         </info>
       </raw>
     </fortune>
@@ -2415,12 +2415,12 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="p13">like &quot;wereoutofcoffee&quot;</saying>
                 <saying who="p13">or &quot;ihatemyjob&quot;</saying>
                 <saying who="p13">etc etc</saying>
-                <saying who="trashguy">i hate people lik eyou p13</saying>
+                <saying who="trashguy">i hate people like you p13</saying>
                 <saying who="p13">trashguy, hahaha</saying>
-                <saying who="trashguy">atleast the variabls are obvious and not mistaken for functions and shit</saying>
-                <saying who="elgrande">i stringly recommend to call variables only: var1, var2, var3 ... var999</saying>
+                <saying who="trashguy">at least the variables are obvious and not mistaken for functions and shit</saying>
+                <saying who="elgrande">i strongly recommend to call variables only: var1, var2, var3 ... var999</saying>
                 <saying who="elgrande">but for purpose of clarity, after var999 continue with varB1, varB2,...</saying>
-                <saying who="rindolf">elgrande: &lt;elgrande&gt; i stringly recommend to call variables only: var1, var2, var3 ... var999 - excellent advice.</saying>
+                <saying who="rindolf">elgrande: &lt;elgrande&gt; i strongly recommend to call variables only: var1, var2, var3 ... var999 - excellent advice.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">elgrande: LOL.</saying>
                 <saying who="elgrande">rindolf: and of course: cls1, func1, meth1, if1</saying>
                 <saying who="elgrande">so if var3 &gt; var2 then var1 = cls3-&gt;meth2 endif</saying>
@@ -2428,7 +2428,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="rindolf">obj997</saying>
                 <saying who="elgrande">everyone is understand this!</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">elgrande: I&#39;ll probably make a fortune cookie out of it.</saying>
-                <saying who="elgrande">obj997 bevahes like this, because it implements if371</saying>
+                <saying who="elgrande">obj997 behaves like this, because it implements if371</saying>
                 <saying who="elgrande">^^</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">elgrande: you&#39;re still going.</saying>
             </body>
@@ -2459,7 +2459,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 
                 <p> B: You used Windows 95! Lucky Bastard! When I was your age,
                     we used DOS on CGA screens, and we were lucky if we had 4
-                    colors, much less a true windowing environment.  </p>
+                    colours, much less a true windowing environment.  </p>
 
 
 
@@ -2509,7 +2509,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="rillo">??</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">rillo: Python does not have a ++ operator.</saying>
                 <saying who="scorchsaber">rindolf: Oh, but it does have a + operator.</saying>
-                <saying who="rillo">ah. i&#39;m new to python so i diddnt know</saying>
+                <saying who="rillo">ah. I’m new to python so i did not know</saying>
                 <saying who="scorchsaber">A few days ago, it was suggested that I implement ++ using the + operator.</saying>
                 <saying who="scorchsaber">And I did so. :)</saying>
                 <saying who="scorchsaber">So, really, a++; is valid in Python, and it may even increment a by one. If somebody was crazy, anyhow, and if a was mutable.</saying>
@@ -2602,7 +2602,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="TimToady">&#39;bout 550,000 scovilles</saying>
                 <saying who="TimToady">After Death is only about 500k</saying>
                 <saying who="TimToady">Tabasco is only about 35k</saying>
-                <saying who="spinclad">tabasco i&#39;m calibrated on -- now i can (only) imagine</saying>
+                <saying who="spinclad">tabasco I’m calibrated on -- now i can (only) imagine</saying>
                 <saying who="TimToady">so roughly 15 times hotter</saying>
                 <saying who="spinclad">&#39;add 1/15 drop per 100 potatoes&#39;</saying>
                 <saying who="TimToady">I generally only use it about one &quot;plop&quot; at a time</saying>
@@ -2678,7 +2678,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="rindolf">vixey: I like it.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Though I hate that &quot;(not)&quot; has become &quot;(no)&quot;</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">it&#39;s so non-English.</saying>
-                <saying who="vixey">it&#39;s just TCL with horrible syntax</saying>
+                <saying who="vixey">it&#39;s just Tcl with horrible syntax</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">vixey: but it&#39;s missing  a lot of exciting features.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Which PG deemed as unnecessary.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Doesn&#39;t look like the 100-years language to me.</saying>
@@ -2768,13 +2768,13 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 </p>
 
 
-                <p> <b>Shlomi Fish:</b> In my case, I think every random joe
+                <p> <b>Shlomi Fish:</b> In my case, I think every random Joe
                     can learn a lot about me. Even if he’s not in Google or the
                     NSA or whatever.  </p>
 
 
-                <p> <b>Kilmo:</b> Yep. but this is a world-wide service that
-                    they offer. (Along with several cooperations, like MI5/6).
+                <p> <b>Kilmo:</b> Yep. But this is a world-wide service that
+                    they offer. (Along with several co-operations, like MI5/6).
                 </p>
 
             </body>
@@ -2793,7 +2793,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 
                 <p> <b>Ran Eilam To Shlomi Fish:</b> so what are you working
                     on?  Working on a new wiki about unit testing fortunes in
-                    freecell?  </p>
+                    Freecell?  </p>
 
             </body>
             <info>
@@ -2952,7 +2952,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="rindolf">jkauffman: I don&#39;t usually.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">jkauffman: I am however, a bit ashamed of some of the shows I liked when I was younger.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">jkauffman: they seem a bit cheesy now.</saying>
-                <saying who="jkauffman">yes, you&#39;re onto such better things now that you can fully appreciate the gilmore girls</saying>
+                <saying who="jkauffman">yes, you&#39;re onto such better things now that you can fully appreciate The Gilmore Girls</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">jkauffman: you can never really appreciate The Gilmore Girls until you&#39;ve watched it in the original Klingon.</saying>
             </body>
             <info>
@@ -3161,7 +3161,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="metaperl_work">confound, &quot;we&quot; = me and yuval</saying>
                 <saying who="metaperl_work">rindolf, well.... keeping Seamstress up to date</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">metaperl_work: yuval and I.</saying>
-                <saying who="jhannah">In related news: i&#39;m chatting on my mobile phone</saying>
+                <saying who="jhannah">In related news: I’m chatting on my mobile phone</saying>
                 <saying who="metaperl_work">Moose is saving my life... SUPER handy</saying>
                 <saying who="metaperl_work">jhannah, what type of mobile phone?</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">metaperl_work: what is Seamstress?</saying>
@@ -3169,8 +3169,8 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="confound">it&#39;s on cpan</saying>
                 <saying who="jhannah">metaperl_work: please take that question to #jhannah_phones</saying>
                 <saying who="mst">jhannah++</saying>
-                <saying who="stevan">jhannah: which network, there doesnt seem to be anyone there</saying>
-                <saying who="nothingmuch">i think buffy might be a closet lesbian</saying>
+                <saying who="stevan">jhannah: which network, there doesn’t seem to be anyone there</saying>
+                <saying who="nothingmuch">i think Buffy might be a closet lesbian</saying>
                 <me_is who="stevan">HAS TO KNOW!!!!</me_is>
                 <saying who="stevan">nothingmuch: duh</saying>
                 <saying who="nothingmuch">stevan: i think you kinda missed the joke =P</saying>
@@ -3196,7 +3196,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="rindolf">uwd: what&#39;s up?</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">BTW, how has English become the official language of Singapore?</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">Viral marketing</saying>
-                <saying who="uwd">singapore has four official languages.</saying>
+                <saying who="uwd">Singapore has four official languages.</saying>
                 <saying who="uwd">one national one.</saying>
                 <saying who="uwd">also, politics.</saying>
                 <saying who="uwd">also, see wikipedia.</saying>
@@ -3206,12 +3206,12 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="rindolf">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_Singapore</saying>
                 <saying who="ik">(a coveted position)</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">taxonomist!</saying>
-                <saying who="rindolf">Wikpedia has an article about everything including the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitchen_sink</saying>
+                <saying who="rindolf">Wikipedia has an article about everything including the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitchen_sink</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">They are in charge of taxis!</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">disambiguation pages make me sad :(</saying>
-                <saying who="ik">I like the disambiguity!</saying>
+                <saying who="ik">I like the dis-ambiguity!</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">ik: heh</saying>
-                <saying who="uwd">i like disambiguation pages. they say &quot;this thing you seek... it is not only one thing, you see? no, no, mon ami, this world, she is too big to contain only one of everything, eh?&quot;</saying>
+                <saying who="uwd">i like disambiguation pages. They say &quot;this thing you seek... it is not only one thing, you see? no, no, mon ami, this world, she is too big to contain only one of everything, eh?&quot;</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">:D you talk like dee</saying>
                 <saying who="uwd">what.</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">wat</saying>
@@ -3224,13 +3224,13 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="Altreus">!</saying>
                 <saying who="ik">Two words!  Four, if you count &quot;no&quot;.  Twice.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Yes, it sounded French to me too.</saying>
-                <saying who="Altreus">no is not french</saying>
+                <saying who="Altreus">no is not French</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">non is.</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">oui!</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">elle n&#39;a pas dit non</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">In any case saying &quot;She&quot; of the world is also a Frenchism.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Je ne sais pas.</saying>
-                <saying who="ik">But it&#39;s not french</saying>
+                <saying who="ik">But it&#39;s not French</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Parlez vous anglais?</saying>
                 <saying who="uwd">it is also a generic Euroism.</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">oui</saying>
@@ -3259,7 +3259,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="pkrumins">a programmator.</saying>
                 <saying who="pkrumins">Oui.</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">en!</saying>
-                <saying who="Altreus">probably au tbh</saying>
+                <saying who="Altreus">probably au to be honest</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">but a l&#39; because vowel</saying>
                 <saying who="uwd">l&#39;ordinator?</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">And travaille is the first-person present participle</saying>
@@ -3272,7 +3272,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="pkrumins">jadone chats</saying>
                 <saying who="Altreus">I wonder if a pink one is an ordinateuse</saying>
                 <saying who="pkrumins">(or was it chiens)</saying>
-                <saying who="uwd">it&#39;s so much easier to say she and mon ami and have people think it&#39;s french than actually speak french...</saying>
+                <saying who="uwd">it&#39;s so much easier to say she and mon ami and have people think it&#39;s French than actually speak French...</saying>
                 <saying who="pkrumins">i think chats</saying>
                 <saying who="pkrumins">j&#39;adore chats</saying>
                 <saying who="pkrumins">jaim a perl chat</saying>
@@ -3285,8 +3285,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="pkrumins">all i can say</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">pkrumins: chien is a dog.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">I think.</saying>
-                <saying who="Shiyiya">Ues, chien is dog</saying>
-                <saying who="Shiyiya">*Yes</saying>
+                <saying who="Shiyiya">Yes, chien is dog</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">chat</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">chatte for feminine</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cat</saying>
@@ -3330,12 +3329,12 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <p>1) did you use the correct argument order? if you’re a good
                     programmer, use the *reverse* from what you think it is.
                     see if it works. no? you’re not a good programmer, or you
-                    learned php’s braindeadness and can go on to step 2).</p>
+                    learned PHP’s braindeadness and can go on to step 2).</p>
 
 
-                <p> 2) did you think about your code? if so, don’t. php will do
+                <p> 2) did you think about your code? if so, don’t. PHP will do
                     it for you so you can do mindbogglingly stupid stuff, such
-                    as not escape the data that goes into your sql queries.
+                    as not escape the data that goes into your SQL queries.
                 </p>
 
             </body>
@@ -3363,10 +3362,10 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="moritz_">no, he scared K&amp;R into writing it ;-)</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: Chuck Norris is the ghost author of the entire Debian GNU/Linux distribution.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: and he wrote it in 24 hours, while taking snack breaks.</saying>
-                <saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: yes, I know - he published slackware under the pseudonym patrick volkerding...</saying>
+                <saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: yes, I know - he published Slackware under the pseudonym Patrick Volkerding...</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Chuck Norris read the entire Wikipedia. Twice.</saying>
                 <saying who="araujo">the second time includes fixing all its errors</saying>
-                <saying who="moritz_">but he didn&#39;t commmit his changes, it seems</saying>
+                <saying who="moritz_">but he didn&#39;t commit his changes, it seems</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">moritz_: heh.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">LOL.</saying>
                 <saying who="araujo">Chuck Norris doesn&#39;t commit changes, the changes commit for him</saying>
@@ -3374,15 +3373,15 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="rindolf">Code is too scared of Chuck to be wrong.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">It is generated right in the first time.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Bugs are too afraid to reproduce on Chuck Norris&#39; computer.</saying>
-                <saying who="Su-Shee">.o(I see a chuck norris release on the horizon... ;)</saying>
+                <saying who="Su-Shee">.o(I see a Chuck Norris release on the horizon... ;)</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: :-)</saying>
-                <saying who="Su-Shee">we could ask chuck norris if he&#39;s willing to promote the star release.. ;)) (which probably kill the entire internet due to laughter.. :)</saying>
+                <saying who="Su-Shee">we could ask Chuck Norris if he&#39;s willing to promote the star release.. ;)) (which probably kill the entire internet due to laughter.. :)</saying>
                 <saying who="araujo">Perl 6 - A Chuck Norris like language</saying>
                 <saying who="dukeleto">Chuck Norris has actually been using Perl 6 since 1987, and has been waiting for Larry to play catch-up. :)</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">dukeleto: LOL.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Perl 6 - Kicks ass like Chuck.</saying>
                 <saying who="Su-Shee">rakudo - chuck&#39;s choice ;)</saying>
-                <saying who="Su-Shee">well, camelia and chuck norris go well together. ;)</saying>
+                <saying who="Su-Shee">well, Camelia and Chuck Norris go well together. ;)</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">OK.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Of course everybody know Chuck Norris is a real programmer. </saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">He designs machines by combining individual atoms.</saying>
@@ -3444,7 +3443,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="shlomif">I am not an Awayer!</saying>
                 <saying who="shlomif">I am a free man.</saying>
                 <saying who="shlomif">Onlinerer, heh.</saying>
-                <saying who="shlomif">Touche.</saying>
+                <saying who="shlomif">Touché.</saying>
                 <saying who="sjors">;)</saying>
                 <saying who="sjors">or is Awayer some kind of Hebrew word?</saying>
                 <saying who="shlomif">No, it&#39;s not.</saying>
@@ -3488,7 +3487,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="shlomif">He gives funny presentations.</saying>
                 <saying who="sjors">I don&#39;t have the place in ottd to *force* them to do the right thing, but they do stuff like making 90 degree corners, stopping three other trains in their tracks, just because it&#39;s like a millisecond shorter than the other route</saying>
                 <saying who="shlomif">Though I think they always get more serious towards the end.</saying>
-                <saying who="sjors">hm :)</saying>
+                <saying who="sjors">hmm :)</saying>
                 <saying who="shlomif">Is it a commercial game?</saying>
                 <saying who="sjors">OpenTTD?</saying>
                 <saying who="shlomif">I once gave a lightning talk about Template Toolkit and people laughed at the same slide twice , because I gave it twice due to a presentation equipment.</saying>
@@ -3513,9 +3512,9 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="shlomif">EPLEASEUSESOMESPACES</saying>
                 <saying who="shlomif">EIWISHWEWEREUSINGSEXPRS</saying>
                 <saying who="sjors">ENOSPACEBARDETECTED?</saying>
-                <saying who="shlomif">You know what S-exprsessions are, right?</saying>
+                <saying who="shlomif">You know what S-expressions are, right?</saying>
                 <saying who="shlomif">Indeed. No space bar.</saying>
-                <saying who="shlomif">Gotta press alt+032</saying>
+                <saying who="shlomif">Gotta press Alt+032</saying>
                 <saying who="shlomif">Or something.</saying>
                 <saying who="sjors">hmm</saying>
                 <saying who="sjors">I don&#39;t have a numeric keypad</saying>
@@ -3531,7 +3530,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
             </body>
             <info>
                 <channel>#sjors-and-rindolf</channel>
-                <network>MSN Messnenger</network>
+                <network>MSN Messenger</network>
                 <tagline>Sjors the Awayer</tagline>
             </info>
         </irc>
@@ -3542,12 +3541,12 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
         </meta>
         <irc>
             <body>
-                <saying who="whoppix">Quick git question, perhaps someone knows the answer: I have a file in my git tree (locally and in the repository), but I want git to ignore the file completely, i.e. git is not to touch the file on the filesystem by updating it or merging local changes into the repostiroy</saying>
+                <saying who="whoppix">Quick git question, perhaps someone knows the answer: I have a file in my git tree (locally and in the repository), but I want git to ignore the file completely, i.e. git is not to touch the file on the file system by updating it or merging local changes into the repository</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">whoppix: you can use .gitignore</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">I think</saying>
                 <saying who="whoppix">rindolf, hmm, good idea, thanks.</saying>
                 <saying who="whoppix">that was slow.</saying>
-                <saying who="whoppix">rindolf, hm, I think git update-index --assume-unchanged is what I need.</saying>
+                <saying who="whoppix">rindolf, hmm, I think git update-index --assume-unchanged is what I need.</saying>
                 <saying who="whoppix">.gitignore is only for untracked files</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">whoppix: OK, have no clue what that is.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Git is so complicated.</saying>
@@ -3598,7 +3597,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="rindolf">ruby_on_tails: I am not the cats&#39; no. 1 enemy.</saying>
                 <saying who="ruby_on_tails">you are :P</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">ruby_on_tails: heh.</saying>
-                <saying who="ruby_on_tails">lol</saying>
+                <saying who="ruby_on_tails">LOL</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">ruby_on_tails: :-)</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">&quot;Cats of the world - unite!&quot;</saying>
                 <saying who="ruby_on_tails">they are already united</saying>
@@ -3691,15 +3690,15 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="Pepy">go go bottom posting</saying>
                 <saying who="Shlomi_Fish">Pepy: that’s the way to go.</saying>
                 <saying who="TDDPirate">The way to go - if you want to be DOOMED! TO! ETERNAL! FIRES! OF! HELL!</saying>
-                <saying who="Shlomi_Fish">Top posting is for the weak and timid! I will challenge all top-posters to a Batelath contest for undermining the HONOUR of the entire Klingon race!</saying>
+                <saying who="Shlomi_Fish">Top posting is for the weak and timid! I will challenge all top-posters to a Bat’lath contest for undermining the HONOUR of the entire Klingon race!</saying>
                 <saying who="TDDPirate">Don’t dare to defile the honor of the honorable Klingon Race by dragging them into this argument!</saying>
                 <saying who="Pepy">Sujatlh ‘e’ yImev TodSaH!</saying>
-                <saying who="Shlomi_Fish">Pepy: nice klingon.</saying>
-                <saying who="Pepy">thanks shlomi  </saying>
+                <saying who="Shlomi_Fish">Pepy: nice Klingon.</saying>
+                <saying who="Pepy">thanks, Shlomi  </saying>
                 <saying who="TDDPirate">Is this Klingon? And if yes, what does this mean?</saying>
                 <saying who="Pepy">yes it is</saying>
                 <saying who="Pepy">and it means “shut up geeks”</saying>
-                <saying who="Shlomi_Fish">Pepy: I may be a geek, but I’m a true klingon geek-warrior!</saying>
+                <saying who="Shlomi_Fish">Pepy: I may be a geek, but I’m a true Klingon geek-warrior!</saying>
                 <saying who="TDDPirate">Nice use of the language, Pepy.</saying>
                 <saying who="Shlomi_Fish">And a true Klingon geek warrior ALWAYS bottom-posts.</saying>
                 <saying who="Pepy">no no,true Klingons have power to change quoted tops</saying>
@@ -3721,24 +3720,24 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
         </meta>
         <irc>
             <body>
-                <saying who="d3x">btw, you can do mplayer -dumpaudio -dumpfile file.mp3</saying>
-                <saying who="d3x">no need to reencode</saying>
+                <saying who="d3x">BTW, you can do mplayer -dumpaudio -dumpfile file.mp3</saying>
+                <saying who="d3x">no need to re-encode</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">This -dumpfile is a nice trick.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Is it new?</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">I wonder when mplayer will hit 1.0 already.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Ah.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">All the stuff I saw told me to use WAV and then encode.</saying>
-                <saying who="d3x">mplayer and 1.0? i&#39;m not really sure it&#39;s their goal</saying>
+                <saying who="d3x">mplayer and 1.0? I’m not really sure it&#39;s their goal</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">They will stay at 1.0RC-foo forever?</saying>
                 <saying who="d3x">although i would be glad if they had some sensible versioning</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Yes.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">At the moment perl-Mojolicious is at 0.999924.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">At least perl-Moose hit 1.00</saying>
-                <saying who="d3x">lol</saying>
+                <saying who="d3x">LOL</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Without any substantial changes from 0.99.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">But you&#39;ve got to upgrade somehow.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">perl-Moose is MDV/RH notation, but I like it.</saying>
-                <saying who="d3x">imo it&#39;s just stupid not to release 1.0</saying>
+                <saying who="d3x">IMO, it&#39;s just stupid not to release 1.0</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">I dislike libmoose-perl</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Yes.</saying>
                 <saying who="d3x">wine did so and now they have normal versioning</saying>
@@ -3756,7 +3755,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="d3x">sure you can</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">At the moment I have freecell-solver-2.42.0</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">But I hope the new release will be 3.0.0</saying>
-                <saying who="d3x">the one that was bought by freecell enterprise? :D</saying>
+                <saying who="d3x">the one that was bought by Freecell Solver Enterprises? :D</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">I&#39;ve left GNOME and gtk+/glib behind.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">d3x yes.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Freecell Solver Enterprises™ Inc.</saying>
@@ -3765,7 +3764,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="rindolf">Yes.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">You should add a digest to the version.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf"> 0.9.999.2010.03.11-rc5-adc83b19e793491b1c6ea0fd8b46cd9f32e592fc</saying>
-                <saying who="d3x">lol</saying>
+                <saying who="d3x">LOL</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">In case you&#39;re using git or hg.</saying>
             </body>
             <info>
@@ -3924,14 +3923,14 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
         <irc>
             <body>
                 <saying who="Diablo-D3">Feminists</saying>
-                <saying who="Diablo-D3">So anti-womans rights douchebags.</saying>
+                <saying who="Diablo-D3">So anti-women rights douchebags.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Diablo-D3: well, I don&#39;t know too much about how feminism relates to the global women-lib movement.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">I do know I kinda hate feminazis, which I consider a subset of feminists.</saying>
                 <saying who="Diablo-D3">It&#39;s a bunch of women who are pissed than other women are getting dicked more often than them.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Diablo-D3: heh.</saying>
                 <saying who="Diablo-D3">So they &quot;hate&quot; men, but secretly want to be tied to a bed and boned repeatedly.</saying>
                 <saying who="Lady_Aleena">Diablo-D3, please don&#39;t lump me in that group.</saying>
-                <saying who="Diablo-D3">Lady_Aleena: thats up to you, not me</saying>
+                <saying who="Diablo-D3">Lady_Aleena: that is up to you, not me</saying>
                 <saying who="Diablo-D3">I do not create feminists, I only laugh at them</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Lady_Aleena: I don&#39;t think you&#39;re a feminazi.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Lady_Aleena: you&#39;re really cool.</saying>
@@ -3948,7 +3947,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="Lady_Aleena">However, one can change the minds of the maimed.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Lady_Aleena: in one of my stories (still work in progress), the protagonist wants to punch her boyfriend, but she knows better than that and so just goes away frustrated.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Lady_Aleena: let me translate that part to English.</saying>
-                <saying who="Diablo-D3">rindolf: thats boring!</saying>
+                <saying who="Diablo-D3">rindolf: that is boring!</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Diablo-D3: :-)</saying>
                 <saying who="Lady_Aleena">She should have kneed him in the nuts.</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Diablo-D3: maybe she should shoot him with a bazooka.</saying>
@@ -3966,7 +3965,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="Diablo-D3">no, we&#39;re too busy fapping.</saying>
                 <saying who="Lady_Aleena">Good.</saying>
                 <saying who="Lady_Aleena">Good little perl boy…</saying>
-                <saying who="Diablo-D3">lol</saying>
+                <saying who="Diablo-D3">LOL</saying>
                 <saying who="Diablo-D3">evil Lady_Aleena </saying>
                 <saying who="Lady_Aleena">Bad perl boy, no cookies...</saying>
                 <me_is who="Lady_Aleena">is now known as Mistress_Aleena</me_is>
@@ -4252,7 +4251,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
             </body>
             <info>
                 <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
-                <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/Spam-for-Everyone/">“Spam for Everyone” - The Internationl Campaign for Accessible Spam</work>
+                <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/Spam-for-Everyone/">“Spam for Everyone” - The International Campaign for Accessible Spam</work>
             </info>
         </quote>
     </fortune>
@@ -4533,7 +4532,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                     </li>
 
                     <li>
-                        5 users to find occurences of changing a light bulb in
+                        5 users to find occurrences of changing a light bulb in
                         popular culture.
                     </li>
 
@@ -4611,7 +4610,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                     </li>
 
                     <li>
-                        1 different user to feel the absense of the
+                        1 different user to feel the absence of the
                         Changing_a_Light_Bulb article, create it and start the
                         cycle all over again.
                     </li>
@@ -4676,7 +4675,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
                 <saying who="rindolf">.ety cuisine</saying>
                 <saying who="la_fen">&quot;1786, from Fr. cuisine &#39;style of cooking,&#39; originally &#39;kitchen, cooking, cooked food&#39; (12c.), from L.L. cocina, earlier coquina &#39;kitchen,&#39; from L. coquere &#39;to cook&#39; (see cook (n.)).&quot; - http://etymonline.com/?term=cuisine</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">OK, originally from Latin.</saying>
-                <saying who="Volis">nevermind. Which cuisine is the best?</saying>
+                <saying who="Volis">never mind. Which cuisine is the best?</saying>
                 <saying who="Volis">In general</saying>
                 <saying who="rindolf">Volis: I like many cuisines.</saying>
                 <saying who="Gvidon">Russian, of course</saying>
@@ -4820,20 +4819,20 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="linuxguy101">rindolf: you must switch to something less useful and more productive like windows 8</saying>
 <saying who="linuxguy101">think of the hours you could spend on windows 8..   remember it is retro</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">linuxguy101: retrofitted?</saying>
-<saying who="linuxguy101">rindolf: yes..  down to 2 or 4 colors..  steve balmer in a cocaine brain storming meeting with the developers decided to move to a gui that was un pattoned so they invented retro..  simple and stupid colors a 4 year old child could barely read or draw</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">rindolf: yes..  down to 2 or 4 colors..  Steve Balmer in a cocaine brain storming meeting with the developers decided to move to a GUI that was un pattoned so they invented retro..  simple and stupid colors a 4 year old child could barely read or draw</saying>
 <saying who="linuxguy101">he called it retro</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Retro.</saying>
 <saying who="linuxguy101">clearly a first in computing history</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Now I get the joke.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Metro is Retro.</saying>
-<saying who="linuxguy101">oh it is no joke.. just wait for windows 8 lack of sales prompt stever balmer to shove it down into the updates for windows 7</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">oh it is no joke.. just wait for windows 8 lack of sales prompt Steve Balmer to shove it down into the updates for windows 7</saying>
 <saying who="linuxguy101">on a side note, did you know that linux is becoming more popular now days?</saying>
-<saying who="linuxguy101">i dont know why..</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">i don’t know why..</saying>
 <saying who="linuxguy101">rindolf: you really should try windows 8</saying>
 <saying who="linuxguy101">at least virtual box it..</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">linuxguy101: maybe I should, but I&#39;m not going to shell out money  for the experience.</saying>
 <saying who="linuxguy101">Warning!: using windows 8 may cause massive hysteria, laughing and vomiting in some cases..</saying>
-<saying who="linuxguy101">the first time i used windows 8 i laughed uncontrolably for several hours and almost wet myself</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">the first time i used windows 8 i laughed uncontrollably for several hours and almost wet myself</saying>
             </body>
             <info>
                 <channel>#mageia-social</channel>
@@ -4907,7 +4906,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="rindolf">No beer for you!</saying>
 <saying who="Younos">aww :o(</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">I’m in non-freedom mode atm actually, using Windoze</saying>
-<saying who="mrout">for teh gamez</saying>
+<saying who="mrout">for the gamez</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">mrout: OK.</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">but when I restart into Linux I respect the freedoms of myself and others</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">mrout: OK.</saying>
@@ -4925,7 +4924,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="alfplayer">rindolf: yes, like gcc and emacs</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">btw is rms ever on here? He gave a talk at my local university a few years ago, and I never got a chance to talk to him.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=should-perl-drop-sco-support - also see this.</saying>
-<saying who="mrout">lol</saying>
+<saying who="mrout">LOL</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">mrout: I don&#39;t think he uses IRC.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">mrout: he also doesn&#39;t use a graphical web browser.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">mrout: though he does read the web sometimes.</saying>
@@ -4952,7 +4951,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="mtjm">http://stallman.org/stallman-computing.html explains his Web use</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">mrout: and not everything is there.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">mrout: but I try to publicise most of my major software there.</saying>
-<saying who="mtjm">IRC would need a constant network access which is difficult when travelling (and needs much mor e time than batch mail writing)</saying>
+<saying who="mtjm">IRC would need a constant network access which is difficult when travelling (and needs much more time than batch mail writing)</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Well, most of the software published there is either niche or quite boring.</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">rindolf: Freecell Solver on freecode is the first result</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">mrout: for what?</saying>
@@ -4986,12 +4985,12 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="mrout">ahh</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">And .tv.</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">haha</saying>
-<saying who="mrout">tv? that must be for tezdikistan. &gt;.&gt;</saying>
+<saying who="mrout">tv? that must be for Tajikistan. &gt;.&gt;</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">mrout: no.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">mrout: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.tv</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">joke</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">that was a joke</saying>
-<saying who="mrout">I know it’s not for television stuff lol</saying>
+<saying who="mrout">I know it’s not for television stuff, LOL</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuvalu</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">mrout: OK.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">.tk domains are free.</saying>
@@ -5050,7 +5049,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="rindolf">Some overzealous spam filters blocked it.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Ah, domains.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">The bread and butter of Internet conversations.</saying>
-<saying who="mrout">lol</saying>
+<saying who="mrout">LOL</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">I know someone who has http://ali.as/</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Well, from the Internet.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">And there&#39;s also cr.yp.to which is Dan Bernstein.</saying>
@@ -5065,7 +5064,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="rindolf">Since I have http://perl-begin.org/ and want to create a site for Vim beginners, I should get a good domain.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">vim.perl-begin.org or vim.shlomifish.org does not look good.</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">vimschlomfish</saying>
-<saying who="mrout">lol</saying>
+<saying who="mrout">LOL</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">shlom</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">vimshlomfish</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">what about vim-begin.org?</saying>
@@ -5110,7 +5109,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="rindolf">mrout: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baker%27s_Dozen_%28solitaire%29 - some people on #wikipedia (or #wikipedia-en) told me this may not be notable.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">There are a zillion pages about it.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">And Wikipedia covers almost any other Solitaire variant.</saying>
-<saying who="mrout">lol, fucking wikipedia</saying>
+<saying who="mrout">LOL, fucking wikipedia</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Yes.</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">articles about every steeple in Italy, but not about ever solitaire variant</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baker%27s_Dozen_%28solitaire%29#Solvers</saying>
@@ -5140,7 +5139,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="rindolf">The worst encyclopedia in the world except for all others.</saying>
 <saying who="galex-713">?</saying>
 <saying who="mrout">hahaha</saying>
-<saying who="mrout">yyeah</saying>
+<saying who="mrout">yeah</saying>
 <me_is who="galex-713">slaps mrout</me_is>
 <saying who="galex-713">Wikipedia is perfect!</saying>
 <me_is who="galex-713">hides</me_is>
@@ -5164,7 +5163,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="moritz">everything with a new enough timestamp</saying>
 <saying who="FROGGS">rindolf: nothing</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">moritz: heh.</saying>
-<saying who="FROGGS">I assume rindolf doesnt meant -Inf :o)</saying>
+<saying who="FROGGS">I assume rindolf doesn’t meant -Inf :o)</saying>
 <saying who="timotimo">moritz: feel like reviewing/merging https://github.com/rakudo/rakudo/pull/113 ? froggs and me both spectested it :)</saying>
 <me_is who="rindolf">unleashes his inner Sarah Michelle Gellar to kiss moritz for his inventive avoidance of saying what he is up to.</me_is>
 <saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: I’m old enough to remember the invention of the Camel.</saying>
@@ -5173,7 +5172,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: moritz will always find a way to avoid it.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: unless threatened.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: or sweet talked.</saying>
-<saying who="FROGGS">and today is my first day off, and on wednessday starts the german perl workshop, so still stuff to prepare</saying>
+<saying who="FROGGS">and today is my first day off, and on Wednesday starts the German Perl Workshop, so still stuff to prepare</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: nice.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: prepare hard! Enjoy hard! Rest hard!</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Step 4: profit hard!</saying>
@@ -5693,7 +5692,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="ZetaNeta">If CPUs will start running interpretable code</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: you can always obfuscate code.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: nothing guarantees that a code will be readable.</saying>
-<saying who="ZetaNeta">yeah, thats why i wish people will lose the ability to write unreadable code</saying>
+<saying who="ZetaNeta">yeah, that is why i wish people will lose the ability to write unreadable code</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: and there&#39;s also https://github.com/kripken/emscripten which compiles from C/C++/ObjC/etc. to unreadable JS.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: how will you guarantee that?</saying>
 <saying who="ZetaNeta">I cant. Thats why i wish</saying>
@@ -5702,11 +5701,11 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: if not for a human too.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: don&#39;t wish for the impossible.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: unless you&#39;d also like to wish for pink flying unicorn ponies who drop candy.</saying>
-<saying who="ZetaNeta">I dont like pink, unicorns, ponies, candy and dropping stuff.</saying>
+<saying who="ZetaNeta">I don’t like pink, unicorns, ponies, candy and dropping stuff.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: it&#39;s an idiom that means that you want something that can&#39;t easily be achieved.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: or something Utopian or unrealistic.</saying>
-<saying who="ZetaNeta">well... thats already way too offtopic</saying>
-<saying who="sea">Morninigg!!!!!!!!</saying>
+<saying who="ZetaNeta">well... that is already way too offtopic</saying>
+<saying who="sea">Morning!!!!!!!!</saying>
 <me_is who="sea">appears and has cake!</me_is>
 <me_is who="sea">distributes cake</me_is>
 <saying who="[TheFlash]">maybe you meant a cross between a unicorn and a pony?</saying>
@@ -5735,15 +5734,15 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: ideas?</saying>
 <saying who="ZetaNeta">In my understanding, there is no logic.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: what?</saying>
-<me_is who="ZetaNeta">dont wanna talk about it</me_is>
+<me_is who="ZetaNeta">don’t wanna talk about it</me_is>
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: you don&#39;t think there&#39;s logic?</saying>
 <saying who="pehjota">TIL that sea is a brony.  They&#39;re everywhere!</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">pehjota: heh.</saying>
-<me_is who="ZetaNeta">doesnt like to mix software with philosophy, to avoid long conversations he anyway probably gonna lose</me_is>
+<me_is who="ZetaNeta">doesn’t like to mix software with philosophy, to avoid long conversations he anyway probably gonna lose</me_is>
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: well, programming is based on maths and logic.</saying>
 <saying who="ZetaNeta">rindolf, &quot;Because you are so sure about it&quot;</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">ZetaNeta: what?</saying>
-<me_is who="ZetaNeta">doesnt like to mix software with philosophy, to avoid long pointless conversations</me_is>
+<me_is who="ZetaNeta">doesn’t like to mix software with philosophy, to avoid long pointless conversations</me_is>
 <saying who="sea">pehjota: What&#39;s TIL?</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">sea: Today I learned.</saying>
 <saying who="pehjota">sea: Today I learned.</saying>
@@ -5797,7 +5796,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="Althir">Chuck Norris convinced Summer Glau to kick arse.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Althir: a true warrior brings life - not death.</saying>
 <saying who="Althir">I think you misunderstand warfare.</saying>
-<saying who="rindolf">Althir: destroying is easy (*cough Atilla the Hun *cough Genghis Khan) - value production is much harder.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Althir: destroying is easy (*cough Attila the Hun *cough Genghis Khan) - value production is much harder.</saying>
             </body>
             <info>
                 <channel>#xkcd</channel>
@@ -5832,7 +5831,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="home">sorabji5252: hi</saying>
 <saying who="home">sorabji5252: are you a preacher too?</saying>
 <saying who="Weagle">Lebron James is pretty good</saying>
-<saying who="Weagle">but Ive yet to see him save earth from aliens.</saying>
+<saying who="Weagle">but I’ve yet to see him save earth from aliens.</saying>
 <saying who="Weagle">like Michael Jordan did</saying>
 <saying who="sorabji5252">a preacher? not in the sense you mean probably</saying>
 <saying who="Weagle">he&#39;s a monk</saying>
@@ -5851,12 +5850,12 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="Weagle">Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Maybe the Carolinas.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Weagle: Israel!</saying>
-<saying who="Weagle">key largo, montego, baby why dont we go down to mexico</saying>
+<saying who="Weagle">key largo, Montego, baby why don’t we go down to Mexico</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Italy.</saying>
 <saying who="Weagle">we&#39;ll get there fast cuz Weagle takes it slow</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Weagle: heh.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Spain ....</saying>
-<saying who="Weagle">thats where we wanna go, way down in Kokomo</saying>
+<saying who="Weagle">that’s where we wanna go, way down in Kokomo</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Weagle: you&#39;re a talented poet.</saying>
 <saying who="Weagle">i took it from some of the greatest poets to ever live.</saying>
 <saying who="Weagle">The Beach Boys</saying>
@@ -5925,8 +5924,8 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="rindolf">home: people are now saying about facebook what they said about Socrates... ehmm - about Television.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">home: ;-)</saying>
 <saying who="sorabji5252">rindolf: a radio host i like doesn&#39;t believe in coincidence</saying>
-<saying who="rindolf">home: in Hebrew we have a saying &quot;We survived Paroah - we&#39;ll survive this.&quot;</saying>
-<saying who="frauheimer">whats Paroah</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">home: in Hebrew we have a saying &quot;We survived Pharaoh - we&#39;ll survive this.&quot;</saying>
+<saying who="frauheimer">what’s Pharaoh</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">sorabji5252: he may be right.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">frauheimer: the big king/god of Egypt.</saying>
 <saying who="frauheimer">oh yeah</saying>
@@ -5934,7 +5933,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="rindolf">frauheimer: there were many of them.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">frauheimer: last one was Cleopatra I think.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Well, there were other Macedonian Princesses called that.</saying>
-<saying who="sorabji5252">i suppose it&#39;s all cake after pharaoh</saying>
+<saying who="sorabji5252">i suppose it&#39;s all cake after Pharaoh</saying>
 <saying who="frauheimer">close</saying>
             </body>
             <info>
@@ -7190,15 +7189,15 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="Frowardd">CHARLAMAGNE</saying>
 <saying who="Frowardd">dickens and darwin would die from being old</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Also: «Chuck Norris round house kicks doors open instead of using their keys. Summer Glau makes sure doors are open using her mind.»</saying>
-<saying who="Frowardd">chuck norris would try to do some internet kung fu and fall over and break his hip</saying>
+<saying who="Frowardd">Chuck Norris would try to do some internet kung fu and fall over and break his hip</saying>
 <saying who="thomas0comer">Chuck Norris is kinda old, can he still even manage a roundhouse?</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">thomas0comer: don&#39;t know.</saying>
 <saying who="XanT">Dickens would always win by virtue of some rich contact/relative doing right by him.</saying>
 <saying who="Frowardd">charlamaaaaaaaagne would rise from his grave as an angry fucked up drunk skeleton and stab everyone</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Frowardd: heh.</saying>
 <saying who="SpicyLemon">Charlemagne would come back as a Pokemon.</saying>
-<saying who="thomas0comer">Dickens and Darwin would probably either get along well or debate vigorously while Charlamagne cuts Chuck Norris&#39; legs off</saying>
-<saying who="diogenes">chuck norris once fought bruce lee and now bruce lee is dead!</saying>
+<saying who="thomas0comer">Dickens and Darwin would probably either get along well or debate vigorously while Charlemagne cuts Chuck Norris&#39; legs off</saying>
+<saying who="diogenes">Chuck Norris once fought bruce lee and now bruce lee is dead!</saying>
 <saying who="Hawat">Causality!</saying>
 <saying who="Bucket">Post hoc, ergo propter hoc, motherfucker!</saying>
             </body>
@@ -7257,7 +7256,7 @@ And I thought Attila was a Humanitarian.
 <saying who="whatsyourname">you should go about writing it</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">whatsyourname: http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/Emma-Watson-applying-for-a-software-dev-job/ - someone told me he didn&#39;t like that, and after I asked him for the specifics, gave me a detailed analysis, and I realised he was right and improved it.</saying>
 <saying who="whatsyourname">i&#39;m glad to hear that</saying>
-<saying who="rindolf">Part of the original problem there was that that Emma Watson expressed herself in a manner that is unfit for an educated and intellectual Britishwoman who, on top of it, has graduated from English Literature from Brown University (which is a prestiguous school.).</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Part of the original problem there was that that Emma Watson expressed herself in a manner that is unfit for an educated and intellectual Britishwoman who, on top of it, has graduated from English Literature from Brown University (which is a prestigious school.).</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">whatsyourname: Yaakov on #perl said that he forgot how to speak English properly, because he doesn&#39;t know which words are common and which are not.</saying>
 <saying who="whatsyourname">rindolf: what&#39;s his native language?</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">I have a huge problem with English vocabulary, but maybe it&#39;s actually better for non-native speakers of English (Which still sometimes ask me for clarification or &quot;What that words means?&quot;).</saying>
@@ -7579,7 +7578,7 @@ Indeed!
 <saying who="rindolf">http://www.shlomifish.org/me/rindolf/ - that&#39;s the etymology and philosophy behind my &quot;rindolf&quot; nickname.</saying>
 <saying who="rbarrybot">[ About “Rindolf” - Shlomi Fish’s Nickname ] - www.shlomifish.org</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">misspwn_: does he have middle names?</saying>
-<saying who="misspwn_">thats neat</saying>
+<saying who="misspwn_">that’s neat</saying>
 <saying who="misspwn_">ah yes, lee is the middle name, i&#39;m sorry</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">misspwn_: ah, I see.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Lee is a very common middle name.</saying>
@@ -7591,11 +7590,11 @@ Indeed!
 <saying who="misspwn_">sort of a late start in the college game</saying>
 <saying who="Oddity">how late?</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">misspwn_: ah, I see. What do you  study?</saying>
-<saying who="rindolf">misspwn_: my friend had her firstborn when she was in college at 19 or so.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">misspwn_: my friend had her first-born when she was in college at 19 or so.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">And she graduated from college and now has had two other children.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">And a bit recently - her eldest son went to college and impregnated a girl and they live together and he continues to study while raising her grandchildren.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">He&#39;s also very fond of Chuck Norris jokes.</saying>
-<saying who="misspwn_">Oddity, well i&#39;m going to be 28 in september, i&#39;m studying network engineering</saying>
+<saying who="misspwn_">Oddity, well i&#39;m going to be 28 in September, i&#39;m studying network engineering</saying>
 <saying who="misspwn_">my parents keep urging me to have another so they can get a granddaughter, but i have priorities and don&#39;t want another child slowing me down right now</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Apparently, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_Grande is 21 but looks about 16. A little kinky!</saying>
 <saying who="rbarrybot">[ Ariana Grande - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ] - en.wikipedia.org</saying>
@@ -7637,7 +7636,7 @@ Indeed!
 <saying who="misspwn_">oh, *shrug* i really don&#39;t get involved with actors and their lives</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">misspwn_: as opposed to the alpha-female/&quot;Bad girl&quot;/insurgent/rebel/etc. (e.g: Jennifer Lawrence or Sarah Michelle Gellar, and all the way back to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Bernhardt ).</saying>
 <saying who="rbarrybot">[ Sarah Bernhardt - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ] - en.wikipedia.org</saying>
-<saying who="rindolf">misspwn_: ah, I somtimes get it by infusion.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">misspwn_: ah, I sometimes get it by infusion.</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">misspwn_: http://shlomifish.livejournal.com/3001.html - this is my most burning Sic Transit Gloria Mundi (STGM) project - I hope to make Megan Fox *the* alpha female instead of Jenn Law and more importantly to make Summer Glau the new hacker monarch instead of me.</saying>
 <saying who="rbarrybot">[ Unarmed but still Dangerous - Finishing Off The Open Content / Web 2.0 Revolution: (#SummerNSA) ] - shlomifish.livejournal.com</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">And I also want SMG, Chuck Norris &amp; Megan Fox to win all possible awards.</saying>
@@ -7754,8 +7753,8 @@ Indeed!
 <saying who="misspwn_">rindolf, uh no</saying>
 <saying who="errgnomeous">yes she is</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">misspwn_: ah, OK.</saying>
-<saying who="FuegoPeaches">lol</saying>
-<saying who="Delver">I think the only time that characterization is appropriate is beteween two (or more) intimate partners</saying>
+<saying who="FuegoPeaches">LOL</saying>
+<saying who="Delver">I think the only time that characterization is appropriate is between two (or more) intimate partners</saying>
 <saying who="misspwn_">not that it&#39;s a bad thing</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">misspwn_: I&#39;m a little attracted to men, but I&#39;d rather not explore that.</saying>
 <saying who="FuegoPeaches">kate upton is so hot</saying>
@@ -7769,11 +7768,11 @@ Indeed!
 <saying who="FuegoPeaches">cutie</saying>
 <saying who="errgnomeous">i wonder if kate upton is a fan of john denver</saying>
 <saying who="Delver">yes. I was slow to figure it out</saying>
-<saying who="FuegoPeaches">probaly</saying>
+<saying who="FuegoPeaches">probably</saying>
 <saying who="misspwn_">john denver in the house</saying>
 <saying who="Delver">I was reading it too literally</saying>
-<saying who="FuegoPeaches">west virgina</saying>
-<saying who="misspwn_">i lold about that photoshop</saying>
+<saying who="FuegoPeaches">West Virginia</saying>
+<saying who="misspwn_">i LOLed about that photoshop</saying>
 <saying who="errgnomeous">take me home</saying>
 <saying who="FuegoPeaches">mountian momma</saying>
 <saying who="errgnomeous">to the place</saying>
@@ -8194,7 +8193,7 @@ Thanks, and let me figure out what you just wrote, heh.
     </fortune>
     <fortune id="sharp-Reddit-what-people-have-on-their-resumes">
         <meta>
-            <title>What people have on their résumés</title>
+            <title>What people have on their Résumés</title>
         </meta>
         <irc>
             <body>
@@ -8215,7 +8214,7 @@ Thanks, and let me figure out what you just wrote, heh.
 <saying who="krator44">i am a team player anxious to bring new solutions to the market in a high paced start-up environment</saying>
 <saying who="zoite">I don&#39;t know what pointers are but I can make a mean slide animation</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">I am a highly motivated independent team player who is detail oriented and looks at the big picture, and is anxious to create innovative solutions for the enterprise.</saying>
-<saying who="krator44">thats not bad</saying>
+<saying who="krator44">that’s not bad</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">krator44: but does it scale?</saying>
 <saying who="zoite">it&#39;s not very agile</saying>
             </body>
@@ -8513,13 +8512,13 @@ Thanks, and let me figure out what you just wrote, heh.
     </fortune>
     <fortune id="quote_about_hp_ux_1">
         <meta>
-            <title>“HP/UX is…”</title>
+            <title>“HP-UX is…”</title>
         </meta>
         <quote>
             <body>
 
                 <p>
-                    HP/UX is not a UNIX, and AIX is even less than that.
+                    HP-UX is not a UNIX, and AIX is even less than that.
                 </p>
 
             </body>
@@ -8581,10 +8580,10 @@ Thanks, and let me figure out what you just wrote, heh.
 <saying who="archmint">archmint enemies?</saying>
 <me_is who="archmint">tosses the disk to rindolf</me_is>
 <saying who="archmint">*disc</saying>
-<saying who="drug">lol</saying>
+<saying who="drug">LOL</saying>
 <saying who="archmint">oh hi drug! again for like the third time! :P</saying>
 <saying who="drug">hey minty :)</saying>
-<saying who="drug">whats going on</saying>
+<saying who="drug">what’s going on</saying>
 <saying who="archmint">Nothing. Just listening to tiny dancer.</saying>
 <saying who="archmint">HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DANCER!</saying>
 <saying who="archmint">count the headlights on the high way</saying>
@@ -8966,7 +8965,7 @@ Thanks, and let me figure out what you just wrote, heh.
 <saying who="Zuu">there&#39;s this exif tool written in perl, and it&#39;s just nuts that its not in C :P</saying>
 <saying who="rindolf">Zuu: you can embed Perl code in C code</saying>
 <saying who="Zuu">ofcourse, if i wanted to have the entire interpreter on board</saying>
-<saying who="Zuu">anyways, i take it as a &quot;no, i dont know of such a thing&quot; :)</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">anyway, i take it as a &quot;no, i don’t know of such a thing&quot; :)</saying>
 <saying who="Thymo">status.github.com</saying>
 <saying who="Thymo">They just got a major outage.</saying>
 <saying who="Zuu">ouch</saying>
@@ -9062,7 +9061,7 @@ Thanks, and let me figure out what you just wrote, heh.
 <saying who="Hans">maybe ^^</saying>
 <saying who="shlomif">there's also https://devnull-as-a-service.com/</saying>
 <saying who="Hans">haha yeah</saying>
-<saying who="Hans">but i dont like their setup,</saying>
+<saying who="Hans">but i don’t like their setup,</saying>
 <saying who="Hans">its not really scalable,</saying>
 <saying who="shlomif">:-)</saying>
 <saying who="Hans">https://i.imgur.com/N9Ajqcv.png</saying>
