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All in an Atypical Day’s Work - Ongoing Text [satire]

Love is Evil, and Evil is Love

Abstract

Rindolf “Aim Very High” Hitlower, the Norwegian EvilReindeer, is threatening to turn Christmas into EvilChristmas, by stealing all the Christmas' presents and the Chanukkah coins. His twin brothers, Rudolph Hitlower and Randolph Hitlower, Santa Claus’ right-hoof reindeer, recruit the elite commando unit, the Mane Six, and together go to the Selinaverse's Norway to try to prevent that.

Fanfic: parody, crossover, RPF, self-reference.

All in an Atypical Day’s Work

About this screenplay

Objective

[ Rindolf "Aim-very-high" Hitlower. ]

Wrapper

An Evil Christmas

[ The Equestria north pole: Santa Claus, a large male unicorn pony, is standing along with the reindeer Rudolph and Randolph by his side, debriefing the other reindeer. ]

Santa: OK, everypony, we are going to have a lot of work this year delivering Christmas presents and Chanukkah coins. If you have any questions, you can ask my right-hoof reindeer helpers, Rudolph Hitlower and Randolph Hitlower.

Santa: Together, we can hopefully make the Selinaverse have a merry Christmas and a happy Chanukkah again.

Rindolf’s voice: [in a French accent] not so fast!

[ He materialises. The reindeer are startled. ]

Santa: hi, who might you be?

Rindolf: bonjour my frenemies! I am Rindolf “Aim Very High” Hitlower, Rudolph and Randolph’s evil twin brother. We were separated at birth.

Rindolf: true to my name, I try to aim high [he uses his Antlers to conjure a mortar, and fires a flare, which travels in a balistic curve, and hits a nearby mountain] and hit lower, but hopefully not very low.

Rindolf: anyway, this year I decided to use my EvilAntlers to turn Christmas into EvilChristmas, by stealing all the Christmas' presents and the Chanukkah coins.

[ His antlers glow, and the presents disappear. ]

Rindolf: mua-ha-ha-ha… try to stop me! I am Norwegian, but I speak in a French accent, because I cannot emulate a Norwegian accent properly, and because French is the language of love and “Love is Evil, and Evil is Love”.

Santa: really? How so?

Rindolf: I'll tell you if you find me.

Rindolf: farewell, everypony!

[ He disappears. ]

Randolph: we’d need military escort!

Santa: who? the Navy SEALs? Sayeret Matkal? the Jem’Hadar?

Rudolph: no… Rindolf is the worst… the baddest… and we need the very best against the baddest.

Rudolph: we need… the Mane Six!

Image Credits

[ * EvilPHish emblem by UserFriendly.org

* Princess Celestia still taken from mlp.wikia.com ]

Licence

[ Emblem: Shlomi Fish’s EvilPHish Emblem

This text is Copyright by Shlomi Fish, 2023 and is made available under the Creative Commons Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike 4.0 Unported Licence (CC-by-nc-sa) (or at your option - any later version). ]

Dedication

[ Dedication ]