Chit Chat
PrevNode LinkNextBecky: Hi Chankey, Cliff.
Chankey: Hello, Becky. You were right, I have made many friends.
[ Samantha, who is a good looking white girl, approaches Chankey. ]
Samantha: Oh, Chankey, there you are! I had a great time tonight. [She kisses him on the cheek.] We’ll schedule another date using instant messaging, K? See you!
[ She leaves. ]
Becky: Ooh... watch it, Mr. Watcher!
[ Cliff hits him with his fist. ]
Chankey: Heh, tell me about it. What is it about women and Indian men?
Cliff: What is it about women and all exotic men? Or non-exotic ones! Girls here hit on me like crazy, and I’ve had lots of dates.
Becky: Men do that too, by the way. Like… in Israel, lots of men asked my female friends and I — where some of them were kinda big, not athletic looking and not very beautiful — on dates, or hit on us in the typical Israeli “smooth” way.
Becky: That’s not all, but I talked with some female Jewish divorcees, and they told me that many religious married Jewish asked them if they are interested to have an affair with them.
Cliff: What? Such an affair? How is this…
Becky: Kosher? It is for married men based on the Jewish Law. Not for women though.
Cliff: Heh, double standards.
Becky: Well, that’s Judaism for you.
Becky: Anyway, Orthodox religious Jews are attracted to ethnic Jewesses (like me) like flies are attracted to a piece of meat, because we don’t have to observe for them to have Jewish children. I had many awesome dates with Yeshivah pupils.
Cliff: That’s great, Brony girl.
Chankey: Cliff, her name is “Becky”.
Becky: That’s quite alright. I like being called “Brony girl”. It makes me feel special.
Becky: So, Cliff [she flicks her hair], what did you do this summer?
Cliff: Oh, I spent this time in southern California, doing martial arts, witchcraft and hanging around with friends and celebrities.
Becky: Celebrities? Really?!! Which ones?
Cliff: You name it - I met Chuck Norris for example and fought against him.
Becky: You met Chuck Norris? That’s so great! How’s he like? And who won?
Cliff: Oh, he’s great! Keeps saying various aphorisms that I can never tell if they are from the Bible or not, but, ye know, he’s just being himself.
Cliff: And he takes losing (like with me - I won two rounds out of three) amazingly well. Says that he can learn more from a lost fight than from a fight he’s won.
Becky: Awesome!
Becky: Anyway, you probably know that Summer Glau pawns Chuck. She doesn’t have to hurt you if she doesn’t want to, while Norris kills everyone in sight. It also takes her a minute to write a rebuttal for a bad blog comment like in xkcd: “Venting”, and she would sign it as him.
[ Chankey bursts out laughing. Cliff and Becky join him. ]
Cliff: Well, I actually met her a few times, including in a fight tournament where she lost one of the first few rounds. She’s a good fighter, but not that good. Then she saw me fighting, and asked me if we can fight.
Becky: Summer Glau asked you to fight her? Get out! I’m not worthy… I’m not worthy… I’m not worthy… [Reference: Wayne's World]
Becky: Cliff, you’re a freaking wizard!
Cliff: I’m a freaking witch! Anyway, I won all three rounds and she told me it was a good fight.