With Buffy
PrevNode LinkBecky: Of course, everyone knows that Buffy is better than Chuck [Buffy Facts]. He’s been secretly fighting against her, and so far has lost all of those battles.
Cliff: Yeah, and her gaze can turn Medusa into stone!
Chankey: Buffy Summers is not afraid of demons. Demons are afraid of her, and for a very good reason.
Buffy’s voice: Buffy Summers is always there when people are spreading untrue hyperboles about her.
Cliff: Oh, hello Ms. Summers.
[ Buffy approaches them from a different aisle in the library. ]
Buffy: Hello, kids.
Cliff: By the way, what is your post-marriage name?
Buffy: It’s “Summers”. Angel and I are both called that. He didn’t find his original family name usable in this day and age, so he adopted mine. His original name was very aristocratic, and he is actually a direct male descendent of Charlemagne.
Becky: Ooh… so you are now Milady de Summers? Awesome!
Buffy: Heh, well, it is Faith that has an unnatural obsession with Milady de Winter — not me.
Buffy: In any case, for your information, I fought against Chuck Norris several times and lost all the battles. In fact, that was part of the catalyst that made us realise that slayers were only humans and that men can be equally as capable slayers as women. You will hopefully get a chance to meet and even fight against Mr. Norris sometime throughout the school year.
Becky: I see. So, Ms. Summers, what are you doing here in the library?
Buffy: I’m looking for a book I misplaced.
Becky: About slaying?
Buffy: No, about cooking. A cookbook from the late 60s with a nice spinach, Broccoli and cheese casserole.
Becky: [Types a few things on the keyboard.] Ms. Summers, I was able to find a recipe for a casserole like that from that era.
Buffy: Let me see. [Looks] Wow! Looks great. Becky, you've got a lot of potential as a slayer.
Becky: Why, thank you!
Cliff: Bleh! [He puts his head in his hands.]