[ Sarah the Vampire Slayer featuring Natalie Portman as Sarah Anne Eisenman, an Ethnic, Reform, Jewish slayer.
( Builds upon the BtVS’ “Anne” episode. ) ]
Ken: [to Lily] Who are you?
Ken: [to Sarah] And who are you?
Sarah: I’m Sarah Eisenman. A Jewish vampire slayer. And who are you?
[ Sarah quickly pokes Ken’s eyes with two of her fingers, and kicks him in the crotch. He falls to the floor, while agonising in pain. ]
[ She goes, and Lily and the others follow. ]
Ken: Hold on, hold on. Well played, Ma’am and frankly, I am miserable here. I wish there was a way you could help me.
Sarah: Tell you what, Ken? Why not come to the diner, and I’ll pay for your food and drinks. I’ve been earning quite a lot of cash from tips. You can tell us stories from this dimension of evil of yours.
[ Cut to the diner, Ken is sitting there surrounded by many people who are listening to his stories. ]
Ken: So I told them: “Actually, I have always expected the Spanish Inquisition, and, on the other hand, they have never expected me.”
[ Many members of the audience laugh. Applause. ]
Sarah: Ken, would you like some more juice?
Ken: No, Sarah, that's OK, I’m stuffed. Anyway, I think I’ll return to my dimension of evil now - they will be clueless without me. Thanks for everything.
[ She goes to the counter with Lily. ]
Lily: Wow, I earned so much money from tips today. I could totally see myself working here.
Sarah: Then why don’t you? I earned enough money working here anyway, and now I’d like to return home.
Lily: Wow, that’s great! Say, can I be Anne now?
Sarah: Lily Anne O’Connor? I guess.
Sarah: Hold it! The Hebrew equivalent of “Lily” is “Susan” or “Suzanne”, so you could be Lily Suzanne O’Connor.