[ General Thompson and his helpers have a command vehicle outside controlling the battle. ]
General Thompson: OK, men, prepare for phase 1. There are around one hundred thousand targets around. Deploy the robots, and be careful.
[ The soldiers deploy the robots who attack and kill the pseudo-vampires. ]
Pseudo-vampires: Let's go up.
Pseudo-vampires: Let's not go up.
Pseudo-vampires: Let's get down. [Gets killed by an arrow.]
Pseudo-vampires: Let's not get down. [Runs away.]
[ The pseudo vampires all go to the outside. ]
General Thompson: OK, now let's get them out of town. Prepare for Phase 2.
Voices from the radio: Affirmative sir.
Buffy: Oh, ow, ow, ow. [Looks at SMG] Sarah! [Sees the command vehicle] What’s going on there?
SMG: Fourth division of the U.S. Army - received basic training in slaying, and now they are hopefully going to kick the ass of these pseudo-vampires.
Buffy: Really? I wasn’t aware that the U.S. Army trained in slaying.
Soldier: Yes, well, we can keep secrets better than you.
[ The soldiers are scaring the Pseudo-Vampires into the field outside Sunnydale, while still shouting “Hail Buffy”. ]
General Thompson: Excellent men, things are going according to plan. Now, deploy the helicopters for what is hopefully the last phase.
[ The Helicopters fly over the PVs and spread oil across. ]
Pseudo-vampires: om num num… olive oil.
Pseudo-vampires: Wait! It's a trap.
Pseudo-vampires: It’s not a trap.
[ A different helicopter approaches and a soldier lights a flare using a match and drops it on the Pseudo-Vampires. They cry as they all burst in flame and become dust. ]
General Thompson: Well done, men. Mission accomplished.