How to Play Strip Dungeons-and-Dragons [possible satire]
“Are you a god?”

Abstract
Emma Watson, Mr. T, Tiffany Alvord, and Shlomi Fish (= me), are trying to play a striptease version of the tabletop role-playing game.
Fanfic: parody, crossover, RPF, self-reference.
Read Online or Download (Formats)
EPUB eBook - (free download).
Raw HTML - (view online without style and formatting).
PDF - (view online or download for free).
Version control repository for the screenplay’s source on GitHub. It is useful for cloning, sending pull requests, and filing bugs/issues in the bug tracker
Coverage
Credits
Image Credits
Drawing of an evil reindeer taken from the "Inception" drawception page - found in a web search.
ebookmaker
Update: I have now written rebookmaker which is a mostly compatible reimplementation of ebookmaker, and which is under the MIT / Expat licence since ebookmaker lacks an explicit licence, and am using it instead of ebookmaker. Git repository.
Ebookmaker is a Python 3 script that allows one to generate an EPUB and was used for preparing the Selina Mandrake E-book. While not perfect, it proved extremely useful and the author (= Marcelo Lira a.k.a “setanta”) also promptly merged a pull request I sent him. Thanks, Marcelo, for your great work!
Sources of Inspiration
IRC (Freenode/etc.) conversations - with me using "rindolf" as my nickname.
Licensing
The text is mostly original, and as far as I am concerned, can be used under the terms of the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-ShareAlike licence Unported (CC-by-nc-sa), either version 4.0, or at your option, any later version, but like I said, the situation is more complicated than that.