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How to Play Strip Dungeons-and-Dragons - Ongoing Text [possible satire]
“Are you a god?”
Abstract
Emma Watson, Mr. T, Tiffany Alvord, and Shlomi Fish (= me), are trying to play a striptease version of the tabletop role-playing game.
Fanfic: parody, crossover, RPF, self-reference.
How to Play Strip Dungeons-and-Dragons
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Tentative tagline: “Are you a god?” (References: Ghostbusters scene ; Selina Mandrake - The Slayer: gathering in the hall ; multiverse cosmology)
Emma Watson, Mr. T, Tiffany Alvord, and Shlomi Fish (= me), are trying to play a striptease version of the tabletop role-playing game. ]
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PrevNode LinkLet’s Play
Node LinkNext[ Emma Watson is sitting on a chair, in the field north of Ramat Aviv Gimel, Shlomi Fish’s home neighbourhood. ]
De-accessorising
PrevNode LinkNext[ A few seconds later, 2 helicopters and some Jeeps arrive, and lobster muppets, speaking in a mock-Spanish accent (like in “Muppet Show. Swedish Chef - Lobsters (episode 209)”), and carrying pistols and machine guns get out. ]
[ Cut.
Caption on the screen: “10 minutes later”. ]
[ Cut to a pair of Lobster agents who are dressed and accessorised similar to Shlomi Fish (= captioned T-shirt, with a hash tag, baseball hat, watch, glasses), and are chuckling. ]
De-clothing
PrevNode LinkNext[ Summoning “Super Clothes Munching Monster”, the superhero identity of “Clothes Munching Monster”, Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster’s relative. ]
Jojo’s Perspective
PrevNode LinkNext[ Note: a lot of the text here is hard-to-translate from the original Hebrew.
Jojo from Ha-Comedy Store is sitting behind his desk, wearing an elegant, non-leopardy, suit. ]
[ The room turns dark for a few seconds, and then Jojo is seen wearing only a vest, with a large picture of Tigress (from Kung Fu Panda).
Jojo glances at the view of the camera on his smartphone. He gets angry. ]
Mr. Linea’s Perspective
PrevNode LinkNext[ Mr. Linea (from the La Linea television series) is wearing a Humphrey Bogart-like trench coat, and a hat. He is watching television. ]
[ Mr. Linea gets hit by a lightning, which evaporates his clothes.
He looks down, and gasps startled. He runs leftward for several seconds followed by the camera-like frame.
The camera stays in place, and Mr. Linea runs-out-of-frame, for a few seconds. Then there are noises of entering the house, and dressing.
Mr. Linea enters the frame again - from the left while running rightward. He is angry, and stops running, and complains to the story arbiters. ]
Shlomi Fish does not like strip games
PrevNode LinkNext[ Cut to the 4 strip-D&D players in the field north of Ramat Aviv Gimel. ]
[ They teleport, leaving the chairs behind. ]
[ Shlomi rises up, and walks away. ]
Playing non-strip Dungeons & Dragons
PrevNode LinkNext[ Emma, Mr. T, Tiffany, and Shlomi are sitting in an Israeli mall (with proper, but light, attire) holding their smartphones, while playing Dungeons & Dragons . ]
Image Credits
PrevNode LinkNext[ * EvilPHish emblem by UserFriendly.org
* Drawing of an evil reindeer taken from the "Inception" drawception page - found in a web search. ]
Licence
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This text is Copyright by Shlomi Fish, 2024 and is made available under the Creative Commons Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike 4.0 Unported Licence (CC-by-nc-sa) (or at your option - any later version). ]
Dedication
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