The Amazing Mumford: And for my next trick, I will require a beautiful assistant.
Harry: [to Hermione] That could be our chance.
Harry: Mr. Mumford, I hereby propose my friend, the beautiful Hermione.
Hermione: Ahem… actually I kinda have a bad hair day today, so I think your assistant should be the beautiful Harry (Potter!) here.
Harry: Very well, in that case, I shall be the beautiful assistant.
Miss Piggy: Stand back, Mister!
Miss Piggy: I am going to be the most beautiful assistant. (She flicks her hair.)
[ Harry and Hermione look at her in amazement. ]
Harry: Yes, it is obvious that this pig is the most beautiful person for miles.