Kermit:[holding a microphone] and here we are in Venice Beach, California, as the Muppets' basketball team, which consists of Tiffany Alvord, Gonzo the Great, Discord, Animal, and… Emma Watson.
Emma Watson: Tiffany, Discord, and I are honorary Muppets.
LA Lakers’ Captain: OK - timeout, timeout! The other Lakers and I are professional players. We’ve been practising for years, often several hours a day. Moreover, you are… how should I put it…
Animal: muppets basketballers shorter than Lakers!
LA Lakers’ Captain: exactly! So while it isn't unthinkable this will be a fair match (given I just thought about it), it seems unlikely that it is going to be one.
Emma Watson: no worries! I'm not in the mood to play now anyhow, so I'll summon my backup player.
Emma Watson:[uses her phone] hey Big Puff! Please come to replace me.
[ Several teenagers including Michael walk out of a portal. ]
Michael: Greetings all! We are quadruple FBI / Russian Mob / CIA / Mossad agents [ shows his badges ] . Ms. Watson, please read the email that Fluttershy, one of our directors, has sent you.
Emma Watson: sure! "Dear Emma, first of all, please inform Mr. Big Puff that he has left a cake in the oven, and that he has also received 3 GitHub merge-requests which have passed continuous integration, and which he should review."
Big Puff: oh. Sorry, Em, but I got to go. Bye!
Emma Watson: no problem, Big Puff. I'm in the mood for playing basketball again anyhow. Bye!
[ Big Puff walks away. ]
Emma Watson: "Moreover, we suggest the Muppets' basketball team play against our teenage agents, while the Lakers play against the San Francisco 2000ers."
[ Caption on the screen: “[ Tiffany kisses Animal and Discord ]” ]
Tiffany: OK, Emma, Michael, please record these kisses with your smartphones.
[ Tiffany kisses Animal followed by Discord. ]
Tweet by @TiffanyAlvord: I'm having a great day! I kissed 3 muppets (incl an animated draconequus), and played bball against teenage @FBI / RussianMob / @CIA / Mossad agents.
Tweet by @TiffanyAlvord: And it was on the production company's expense.
[ Cut to the basketball court's benches. ]
Tiffany: so, Michael, what do you like to do aside from multiversal defence, and playing basketball?
Michael: oh, software development ( open source/etc. ), blogging using static site generators and social media and stuff… online chats ( IRC/etc. )… I also have a girlfriend.
Michael: There are also other game-games that I like.
Michael: Occasionally, I'm bored enough to watch an educational video, or read a book.
