Queen Padmé Tales: Nighttime Flight
About this screenplay
Objective
[ An illustrated screenplay crossing Star Wars Ep. I, the original Star Wars trilogy, the Selinaverse (itself crossing Star Trek TNG/DS9, Buffy, Judaism, Israel, Objectivism, etc.) the real world online/offline life in 2010s/2020s, Spaceballs, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
This screenplay is not written in the Hollywood blessed format because good hackers (= resourceful and rule bending heroes) which include the talented actors and actresses in this film can withstand reading a raw and non-CSS-styled XHTML5 file. That - and hackers like me do not have the time to massage a screenplay into Hollywood's whimsical format only to be rejected, rinse and repeat. ]
Licence
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This text is Copyright by Shlomi Fish , 2020 and is made available under the Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 Unported Licence (CC-by) (or at your option - any later version). ]
Dedication
[ The Dedication: ]
Nighttime Flight
[ Black screen.
Logo:
Initial Credits.
Note: it seems likely this screenplay was inspired by the Muslim ascension to heaven story, but note that it is not meant to be Islamic canon, and may be a parody. Assuming the Salman Rushdie story about death threats against him is correct, please both cancel them and don't issue ones against me or anyone else. ]
[ Padmé is sleeping in her bed. Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle materialize. ]
[ Twilight Sparkle uses her magic horn to make Fluttershy larger, not unlike Disney's Hercules Pegasus.
Padmé mounts Fluttershy and the quartet flies away.
Twilight Sparkle opens a portal vortex and they fly through it into north-central Tel Aviv at daytime.
After flying for a while, Discord materialises. ]
[ The three winged ponies fumble to prevent Padmé from falling to death. Eventually she falls onto a tent in Olamot Con, and descends to the ground unkempt, but mostly unharmed.
Padmé gets up only to see Shlomi Fish looking at her and the three ponies with interest. ]
[ Padmé wakes up only to see Discord in front of her eyes. ]
[ Padmé screams and then wakes up again. ]