Natalie Portman's voice from behind: and — cut! Great job everyone!
[ The actors of Worf and Gowron rise from their place. Tiffany Alvord is smiling, relieved, and shakes the hands of the 4 male actors and hugs them compassionately. Natalie Portman (= the director, and the actress who had played Queen Padmé Amidala in the original Star Wars prequel trilogy) enters the frame, and does the same. ]
Natalie: [to Tiffany] I knew you had it in you. [They hug].
Wayne's voice from a different frame: Dude! This sucks.
[ Split frame with Wayne and Garth (from Wayne’s World) sitting in an untidy room next to a computer screen. They are the plot programmers. ]
Wayne: …I left you alone asking you to write a draft for a feature about ethical hacking for PBS, and you come up with this??
Garth: What's wrong with it?
Wayne: It's the old missile-vs-melee paradigm! Thrown in a Star Wars / Star Trek crossover and "girl power" and stuff. Every 2nd-class fan fic writer could have written it in three days!
Garth: Took me less than an hour, after lunch, before playing Dwarf Fortress…
Wayne: Beginners' luck, I guess.
Wayne: Anyway, who's gonna play the Queen? Natalie Portman?
Garth: nah… we asked her and she wanted too much money. So we went with Tiffany Alvord, man!
[ Tiffany looks angry, crosses her hands and glances at Natalie with disapproval. ]
[ Fluttershy is seen flying, using a machine gun to shoot at a terrified Rainbow Dash who just robbed a bank, and trying to shoot back at Fluttershy using a smaller one hand gun. As she leaves the frame, Fluttershy pauses and winks at the camera. ]
Wayne: Next thing you tell me, Taylor Swift can get away with being shown laying waste to a whole city in a videoclip.
Wayne: no "but"s, Garth, dude.
Wayne: OK, enough about the Queen, who's the director? Is it going to be George Lucas?
Garth: nah, he also ended up wanting too much. We ended up hiring Natalie Portman instead.
[ Natalie Portman is resentful and disappointed. Tiffany is smiling from Schadenfreude. ]
Wayne: OK, not ideal but we can work with that.
Wayne: Anyway, you do realise that one of these "throwaway" jedi knights could just hurl his lightsaber at the Klingon warrior’s throat like a spear, right?
[ The 5 main actors and Natalie seem contemplative. ]
Garth: ah… didn't think about it.
Wayne: we can use that to our advantage. Let me tell you, plot programming could use some code review too. You could have requested this on Internet forums before you started playing Dwarf Fortress.
Garth: dude, you're right!
Wayne: let's rework the plot together. What you did is not too bad for a beginner and I believe in delegating responsibility and decision-making, But we can do a better ethical hacking film.