[ The first four Siths (= Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Yoda, and Anaking) are sitting at Darth Vader’s office playing Bohnanza, along with C-3PO and R2-D2. ]
Yoda: getting my ass kicked am I.
The first four siths: hail Darth Padmé!
Anakin: heh… we got bored waiting for you so the six of us have been playing Bohnanza. R2 is winning [R2-D2 emits a beep of approval.]
Anakin: I should also note that I found a part-time, telecommuting, job as a coder. I don’t really need the money, but it will give me something to do.
Padmé: These are free, right?
Vader: Yes, but he needed 200 ILS in cash to buy snacks.
Vader: Yes, Emma Watson gave him 10,000 ILS in 100 * 100 ILS notes. In person.
Padmé: cool beans.
Padmé: anyhow, after we will have this episode filmed, everybody will be the sixth sith. Or maybe the fifth sith, or the first sith. One’s sith number doesn’t matter as much as short-term quarterly gains.
Padmé: Moreover, I will no longer care too much about the fact that my positive bank balance gets higher. After all, as the rich are getting richer, the poor are getting richer too. I also am going to stop trying to please everyone, both online and offline.
Padmé: However… note that this whole sleigh-ride has vexed me, so I’m planning to take vengence.
[ Padmé’s eyes become ebbing dark, and the four Spirit friends (= Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer, Rainbow Dash, and Discord), appear by Padmé’s sides. Discord snaps his fingers, and intimidating guns not unlike the ones in the film The Mask, materialise in the hands of the Spirit friends. ]
Padmé: ask yourself, do you feel lucky?
[ The guns prepare-to-shoot. ]
[ The first four siths are startled, and scream.
The four guns fire signs saying “gotcha!”. ]
The spirit friends: Gotcha!
Padmé: as a matter of fact, you should. I just wanted to scare you.
[ The first four siths are relieved. ]
Yoda: Now, like it is 2012, party will we. Get down! Get down!
[ Gangnam Style/etc. remix starts playing and the characters from the Queen Padmé Tales series start dancing or swaying to it.
The End. ]