Twilight Sparkle: Good morning your majesty, rise and shine.
Twilight Sparkle: We’re helping you with your research.
Twilight Sparkle: well, I’m programming a new task manager… yak shaving! [She is shown operating a laptop using her magic horn. ]
Starlight Glimmer: And I’m browsing through academic knowledge bases. [She is shown operating a laptop or a tablet’s Web-browser, using her magic horn.]
Rainbow Dash: And I’m speed-reading through books. [ Turns pages using her hoofs and wings. ]
Discord: And I am running a sophisticated deep learning algorithm on this supercomputer.
[ Showing an antique reel to reel computer not unlike the PDP-11
]
Discord: and it runs at a whopping 1,200 micro-FLOPS.
Padmé: that is a very low speed, Discord.
[ He presses a red button and the computer morphs into a more modern / futuristic one. ]
Discord: wow! 1.21 peta-FLOPS.
[ The printer starts printing. Discord takes a page. ]
Discord: “One sith, two siths; red sith, blue sith” [Reference]
Discord: “On the Internet, everyone knows you’re a sith.” [Reference]
Discord: “I’m not just doing it for money. I’m doing it for doing hot siths.” [Reference]
Discord: does not make a lot of sense, does it?
Padmé: Enter! … oh! Hi, Mr. Q. [they hug]
Q: Hi Padmé! You seem tired, but unusually happy and radiant.
Padmé: well, I had a great night [the spirit friends blink]... a great day and night. Eh, a great day!
[ The spirit friends say "ooh", chuckle, and use their smartphones to tweet. ]
Padmé: fine, go ahead… I don’t mind it that much.
Padmé: anyway, Mr. Q, I’ve become a sith and I’m trying to figure out what being a sith entails.
Q: well, Darth Padmé, let me give you a spoiler: a sith is a hacker king or a hacker queen, which is a new name for “a messiah”, or a “Q” in the Selinaverse’s parlance. That is: an action hero that aims for world saviouring, being a shaker and mover, helping himself and others as well as enjoying himself at the same time, letting no obstacle permanently stop him, and expecting everyone to become siths as well.
Q: my pleasure. That put aside, I wish to dispense more insights about messiah-hood that the Selinaverse’s creator has come up with, in the Tel Aviv University’s campus near his home, and I am hoping you’ll attend it as well.
Q: but first you’d better rest a little.
Padmé: sure, I’d love to hear these insights. And I do need to rest. Can you wait here?
Q: sure! [ he snaps his fingers causing a desk with a computer to materialise.] And I also have your spirit friends for company and entertainment.