Anakin: I’m the fourth sith? Who is the third, then?
[ Yoda appears on screen. ]
Yoda: the third sith is I. Created the legend of the Sith 2,000 years ago have I. Tweeted about it now too have I.
[ Tweet by @Yoda: “The third sith is I. Created the legend of the Sith 2,000 years ago have I. “Master Darth Yoda” call me you can. Or just plain “Yoda”.” ]
Anakin: way cool! But shouldn’t Darth Yoda be the first Sith then?
Vader: Do note, however, that there are now five Siths.
Anakin: Great! But who is the fifth Sith then?
Yoda: mystery remain shall they for now.
Anakin: “they”… [ he smiles ]
Padmé: I wonder what kissing a sith feels like.
Padmé: Anyway: jedi and sith or not, Darth Anakin is still my boyfriend, and we’re going on a date. Our plan is to try doing crossover standup comedy / philosophy today - both as artists and as attendees.
Padmé: So adios Uncle Vader, Darth Sidius, Master Yoda…
Yoda: Go forth and multiply-lang.org ! [Reference]
Padmé: Why, thank you! Do note that Anakin and I are not in the rush to multiply-dash-lang-dot-org given the prematurity of our relationship.
Padmé: Just for the record, we have reached 4th base. (“Home run”? not too big into baseball).
Padmé: And… it was good! It was decent… we both could use some practice.
Anakin: [ blushing but content ] You heard the woman… nothing to add as she covered the first 4 bases. Bye all.
[ Padmé and Anakin leave the room.
Yoda is seen chuckling, and the two other Siths (Vader and Emperor Palpatine) join him. ]