Katie: OK, we’re here. Kahless the Unforgettable - ready or not - here we come!
Avigayil: Sure thing, here we go.
[ The Scene gradually changes to a large hall where Kahless is standing. ]
Kahless: Worf! [he laughs] We meet again, finally. Reaches to hug him.
[ Worf hugs him while smiling in a fake manner. ]
Worf: So you did appear during my vision.
Kahless: In a way. See: I kept an eye on you for a while when you were younger, and when I asked the Q Continuum for a favour to appear in your vision when the time was right. So I appeared there in my living dead form with help from one of the Q’s here.
Worf: So you are still alive flesh and blood.
Kahless: Indeed. Alive and kicking.
Dax: Mr. Kahless, I’ve heard so much about you and I’m a big fan. Did everything that they said about your competency as a warrior is true?
Kahless: Hardly. See, my image was greatly exaggerated after my death. As good a fighter as I had been, I lost some exercise battles even at my prime, and could never successfully physically fight against entire armies of capable fighters. No one could.
Kahless: Indeed. Some time after my death, the noble Klingon fighting tradition has somewhat deteriorated into only considering Batelath fight or similar combat using weapons. But I possessed a far different and far more effective weapon - my words and deeds.
Kahless: you see: I was able to convince people; to compromise with them; even to become convinced. And we would spare the bloodshed, and would both win.
Kahless: the Living Dead Klingons have little use for hurting ourselves physically, and instead we worked on advancing our technology, and reaching the other themed planets of the Q continuum in this galaxy. So for example, we made contact with the Planet of the Hebrews, the Planet of the Celts, and the Planet of the Greeks - all have some very awe-inspiring fighters.
Worf: hmm… this is one aspect of fighting that has eluded most modern day Klingons, and I’m sure they’ll appreciate me bringing this message from you.
Quark: [While busy panning the camera] You can count on that.
Worf: That put aside, I was wondering… if… we…
Kahless: [Laughs] Of course, I never object to a good fight, especially not when death is out of the question - which is the case now for me as a living dead.
[ Avigayil snaps her fingers, and two Batelaths appear next to Worf and to Kahless. ]
Avigayil: These Batelaths are according to your preferences.
[ Kahless and Worf pick them up and hold them, and they start fighting. The battle is fierce, but eventually Worf causes Kahless’ Batelath to drop off his hands, pins Kahless, and looks angry.
Kahless laughs. ]
Kahless: I was the best fighter of my time, but Batelath fighting has progressed by leaps and bounds since my time, and you are simply a better fighter.
Kahless: Oh! And I’m a little out of shape. We don’t get a lot of motivation to fight using a Batelath here. We have much more worthy forms of fighting to do, as I have said.
[ Worf grins, laughs, drops his Batelath, helps Kahless get up, and they hug. ]