“Terminator: Liberation” - Image Macros (“memes”) [possible satire]

“Hasta la vista, baby tank girl!”

Abstract

It might seem preposterous to believe Emma Watson is the new Arnold Schwarzenegger just because they were both Hollywood's best paid actors and you would be right. Emma Watson is not the new Arnold Schwarzenegger.

But Arnold Schwarzenegger will forever be remembered as the old EMMA FUCKIN' WATSON!

( Reference and Midrash. )

A self-referential and illustrated parody of the Terminator franchise, with Emma Watson as herself and her cosplayer, Hannah, as the evil terminator, and with Arnold Schwarzenegger as himself and a cosplayer of his, Aharon, as the good terminator. Takes place in Tel Aviv during Passover and Olamot Con.

Emma Watson does not need a wand

Emma Watson played Hermione in the Harry Potters, but she doesn't need a wand to kick your ass.

Emma Watson played Hermione in the Harry Potters, but she doesn't need a wand to kick your ass.

In Selina Mandrake - The Slayer, the titular protagonist (whom I want to be played by Emma Watson) is able to "kick ass" (or “slay” and/or “dispel”) without needing a wand or any other violent weapon.

This captioned image was originally conceived for use in a different screenplay and has later provided inspiration for a scene in Selina.

For you people lacking imagination: you can extra-figuratively “kick someone's ass” by convincing them they had been wrong, or by winning in Chess, Checkers, Bohnanza, Darts, electronic sports, Basketball, or whatever, or alternatively by enlightening someone. Literally kicking someone’s ass involves extending a leg to hit someone’s buttocks, which isn’t the only way to win in a brawl.

(That put aside, I don't rule out that Emma Watson is a good mixed martial arts fighter despite appearances to the contrary. Do note that while she might get angry (which has been erroneously referred to as "verbal violence"), she won’t intentionally attack you out of the blue, or even deliberately kick a friendly cat or dog.)

“Hasta la vista, baby tank girl! When you got to shoot - shoot! Then talk!”

Badass Fluttershy

“Hasta la vista, baby tank girl! When you got to shoot - shoot! Then talk!”

See:

  1. “Hail Fluttershy, Princess of Princesses, head of the secret cabal leadership of the Mossad, the already top secret intelligence agency of the Zionist conspiracy”

  2. Meme in context in Terminator: Liberation

  3. Badass Fluttershy - based on Badass Fluttershy [V2] [Wallpaper] by demon1887 on DeviantArt

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