(Addendum) A parody of the Last Action Hero’s “Hamlet Parody scene” starring Cher Horowitz from Clueless
PrevNode LinkNextCher: [on her smartphone] Hey Uncle Claudius!... what? You nearly killed Father when playing Tennis? That's it: I'm gonna tell him that it's a big mistake that he doesn't quit being a litigator. It's been really stressing him out… and, like, you can no more win a court case than you can win an earthquake.
Narrator: Something is rotten in the state of Beverly Hills… and Cher the Jewish American Princess has a cleaners service in her phone's address book.
Older-looking barber: stay thy hand, fair princess.
Cher: "fair"? As if! I want to look drop-dead gorgeous like Esti Ginzburg. Please make it so.
Narrator: Everybody tells this sweet princess good night.
[ On a video chat using her desktop computer: ]
Cher: sorry guys, I'm going to sleep now. Laters!
Chat participants: night Cherie-Pie!
Cher: [on the phone] Hey Tiff! Which room would you like at the inn? Two-bee or not-two-bee?
Tiffany Alvord: [on the other end] Two-bee I guess.
Cher: Awesome! I'll take not-Two-bee.