- Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
- Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
- Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
- Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
- Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
- Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
| Author | tan620 |
| Work | D&D Reddit “D&D Stats Explained With Tomatoes” |
| Published | 2015-01-18 |