rindolf | Hi all. |
DrIranian | hiiiiiii :) |
rindolf | DrIranian: can I take one of your "i"s? |
* DrIranian | agrees after long consideration |
* rindolf | takes one of DrIranian 's "i" and colours it hot pink. |
iwanttobreakfree | how old were you when you first started programming? i was 15-16 |
rindolf | iwanttobreakfree: I was about 10. |
DrIranian | :D |
rindolf | iwanttobreakfree: I wrote in XT BIOS BASIC. |
rindolf | iwanttobreakfree: what did you write in? |
DrIranian | rindolf: Girls calling me housewife, asking me for cooking advice, and now you paint my i pink :D |
iwanttobreakfree | PaScAl |
rindolf | iwanttobreakfree: ah, Pascal. |
pulse | iwanttobreakfree, 12-13ish |
rindolf | iwanttobreakfree: a Bondage-and-Discipline language. |
rindolf | Mostly dead now. |
vdamewood | I feel a need to write more stuff. |
iwanttobreakfree | you have higher IQ then i guess |
rindolf | iwanttobreakfree: what makes you think that? |
iwanttobreakfree | dunno |
vdamewood | I have a book on Pascal that I've never actually read. |
iwanttobreakfree | it seemed to simple? |
rindolf | iwanttobreakfree: and IQ is a silly measurement of intelligence not to say competence and performance. |
DrIranian | IQ is good for a basic measurement |
vdamewood | I once passed an IQ test. |
vdamewood | > 60 is passing, right? |
DrIranian | :( |
iwanttobreakfree | actually you can have super high competence, but when you don't want to do the job, then it doesn't count |
DrIranian | 105 is passing |
DrIranian | vdamewood: if you can turn on IRC, you probably have 105 |
rindolf | isn't the average IQ 90? |
vdamewood | rindolf: 100 |
Serpentine_ | Values below a small threshold deviating from 100 are generally very inaccurate |
rindolf | DrIranian: "turn on IRC"? |
DrIranian | rindolf: The same IQ in different countries is not the same |
Serpentine_ | 100 points is defined as the mean and median in IQ tests |
Zeno` | no wonder people are so stupid |
* vdamewood | passed Zeno` the state-sponsored happy pills. |
rindolf | vdamewood: Black Bile! |
Myrl-saki | Guys. |
rindolf | Myrl-saki: and girls. |
* vdamewood | gives rindolf some Yellow bile to balance his humors. |
rindolf | vdamewood: I want hot pink bile. |
* DrIranian | seconds |
DrIranian | I want pink bile |
rindolf | vdamewood: so it will match the colour of DrIranian 's "i". |
vdamewood | rindolf: Your only other choices are blood and phlegm |
vdamewood | I can give you a mixture of 1 parts blood, 5 parts phlegm |
rindolf | vdamewood: that's OK, I still have a lot of hot pink paint left to colour that bile. |
DrIranian | vdamewood: those are the standard options, we are talking about tuning the fluids |
rindolf | LOL. |
Myrl-saki | WTF is happening. |
Myrl-saki | `echo 'a' > Foo` |
Myrl-saki | Then reading it in, say, Haskell and Java, it's "a\n" |
rindolf | Myrl-saki: echo appends a newline by default. |
rindolf | Myrl-saki: you can use echo -n IIRC |
rindolf | not sure how portable -n is. |
Myrl-saki | rindolf: Oh, I see. |
vdamewood | IIRC --> In internet-relay chat |
Myrl-saki | rindolf: That doesn't explain why vim and nano also saves that way though. |
vdamewood | Because vim and nano assume you want a new line at the end of your text file. |
Myrl-saki | vdamewood: I see. |
rindolf | Myrl-saki: it's a configuration option. |
rindolf | Myrl-saki: kate doesn't do it by default. |
Myrl-saki | vdamewood: Why though? |
* rindolf | colours the newline hot pink. |
vdamewood | Because they're text files. |
Myrl-saki | vdamewood: What's the benefit of such? |
iwanttobreakfree | guys i have a genius idea: to make a programming language which supports all syntaxes ( func. programming, logic programming, OOP, etc) |
Myrl-saki | iwanttobreakfree: lol |
rindolf | Myrl-saki: for one, cat $file works nicer. |
vdamewood | iwanttobreakfree: C++? |
DrIranian | iwanttobreakfree: is this back in the future? |
rindolf | iwanttobreakfree: syntaxes or semanticses? |
iwanttobreakfree | it doesn't support func programming and logic pr. |
rindolf | iwanttobreakfree: or do you mean paradigms? |
iwanttobreakfree | everything! |
* vdamewood | gives rindolf 20 cents. |
vdamewood | (That's a pair o' dimes) |
* Archer | gives iwanttobreakfree 60secs to say something intelligent |
iwanttobreakfree | it's all mixed up. you can program everything with it |
* rindolf | colours 10 of these cents hot pink. |
* vdamewood | pats Archer on the head. |
rindolf | iwanttobreakfree: we have a saying in Hebrew : "Catch a lot - didn't catch anything" |
vdamewood | Looks like 60 seconds are up. |
iwanttobreakfree | such a approach would result a highly effective program code and it would save thousands of human lives and it's a work of a lifetime for some people. |
rindolf | iwanttobreakfree: also, reportedly Linus Torvalds once said that his primary responsibility as the chief developer of the Linux kernel is to say "No.". |
iwanttobreakfree | i mean, you know logic programming languages and func. you know the differences? when you can mix them, then you could have better code |
snyp | void free() { abort(); } |
Serpentine_ | iwanttobreakfree: You may have misspelled "Python" |
vdamewood | snyp: void *malloc(size_t sz) { return (void*)rand(); } |
sbrg | void* malloc(size_t sz) { real_malloc(3 * sz); return real_malloc(sz); } |
snyp | you know... cause he wants to break free. |
rindolf | snyp: like Queen? ;-) |
snyp | you know... cause he wants to break free(). |
snyp | like LD_PRELOAD'ing a broken free |
Archer | quiet(Account.find("iwanttobreakfree")) |
snyp | dammit. |
rindolf | snyp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ - if you don't get the ref. |
rindolf | snyp: heh. |
snyp | rindolf: i know the song |
rindolf | snyp: nice pun. |
vdamewood | void *malloc(size_t sz) { void *r = real_malloc(sz); free(r); return r; } |
rindolf | snyp: good! |
iwanttobreakfree | sorry busy at work |
snyp | but i didn't quite like it when i heard it.. my fav queen song is bohemian rhapsody |
snyp | probably the only queen song i like |
rindolf | snyp: ah, I only like the Muppets' cover of Bohemian Rhapsody. Have you seen it? |
snyp | no |
pulse | snyp, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqwC41RDPyg |
vdamewood | void *malloc(size_t sz) { int i; return &i; } |
rindolf | snyp: here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY |
* snyp | watches |
vdamewood | I |
rindolf | vdamewood: heh. |
vdamewood | I'm going to stop coming up with horrible implementations of malloc() now. |
rindolf | Maybe we should write our own libc. |
ams` | void *malloc (ssize_t x) { static void *a[4096]; static int ap; return a[ap++]; } |
ams` | muhahaha |
unreal | Afternoon vinleod :) |
snyp | rindolf: lol it's awesome |
rindolf | snyp: :-) |