Reasons why the outside world, as I perceive it, does not make sense, is contradictory, illogical, or is difficult-to-believe-can-be-real
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Reasons why the outside world, as I perceive it, does not make sense, is contradictory, illogical, or is difficult-to-believe-can-be-real
Copyright © 2022 Shlomi Fish
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Date: 2021-08-12
From: Shlomi Fish
URL: https://is.gd/1vNvze
Here are some reasons why the outside world as I perceive it is contradictory, non-sensible, and even illogical.
( Also see multiverse cosmology v0.4.x document. )
The epistemological demons:
We seem to be dealing with epistemological demons.
I exhibit a Descarteseque Evil demon - like situation. The demon contorts my perception of the outside world, and may input false emotions and some false thoughts, but I still have my centre-of-consciousness (aka "the soul", or "the ego"), logic, reason, and older memories and acquired knowledge, and skills.
I believed reality is what I was told it must be (by decree of "Science" or "common sense") rather than what I wanted it to be ( re The Selinaverse vision ). As a result, the demon increasingly tried to convince me the world was getting worse, and that I was increasingly ignored, isolated, and unpopular.
But I now know it isn’t and cannot be so. I want the world and the multiverse as I want them!
I do not wish to obey this silly non-reality of yours any more. I intend to break free and to be in the company of all the people I’ve known and loved.
Prior art for my situation:
"Selina Mandrake - The Slayer" - Selina gets sucked into slaying vampires
Labyrinth - Sarah deals with the Goblins.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Buffy Summers gets sucked into a demonic underworld
The Hobbit - Bilbo is drawn out of his comfort zone
H2G2’s Planet Earth as a Computer
"I speak of none other than the computer that is to come after me," intoned Deep Thought, his voice regaining its accustomed declamatory tones. "A computer whose merest operational parameters I am not worthy to calculate - and yet I will design it for you. A computer which can calculate the Question to the Ultimate Answer, a computer of such infinite and subtle complexity that organic life itself shall form part of its operational matrix. And you yourselves shall take on new forms and go down into the computer to navigate its ten-million-year program! Yes! I shall design this computer for you. And I shall name it also unto you. And it shall be called — The Earth."
God and his angels as implementing humans' perception of the universe - an allegory
Invasion of the Body Snatchers - my chat friends become inhuman.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Ghost story - food tastes the same (despite proclamation of being freshly made).
Evidence that this hell isnt real
More thoughts:
xkcd had some RPF (= "Real Person Fiction", e.g: “xkcd #406: Venting>” ), and my Summerschool-at-the-NSA screenplay was well-received on /r/xkcd and elsewhere. Nevertheless, later on I was told "RPF? Never do that!" on an xkcd IRC chatroom, and was promptly banned.
"People" online are afraid of critics and contrarians and yet sadistic enough to ban non-spammers.
It is not clear whether bigger muscles imply that a person is physically stronger or not.
Christina Grimmie was reportedly killed after several years of not doing stuff her way. This is despite advocating confidence and individualism, in her works.
Despite her reported assassination, many people online and in the outside world claim they have not heard of her.
Grimmie is/was my favourite YouTuber. Cannot be a coincidence. ( Reference )
⇒ Others with bad outcomes: Summer Glau, Sarah Michelle Gellar (SMG), Jennifer Aniston , John Candy , Chris Farley , Ron Lester, Jim Henson, Ayn Rand.
I am a feeble and frail man (who is otherwise of strong spirit), and who is attracted to strong girls, especially physically strong and/or muscular ones: Reference: tweet .
I "pirate" (= copy, share, and build upon) copyrighted works all over the place. I’ve been told it is bad and even "unethical" or that FOSS / open content / free music / commercial fanfic will "never happen".
I think that commercial fan fiction not only will be ethical, but is necessary: “The Case for commercial fan fiction”
"Science" is often a device to enforce external authority and "truisms" and "facts". Just like religions, if not worse: “Guidelines as dogma” .
People online are often getting hurt over pettier and pettier things, instead of encouraging criticism.
I think "mass production" (more like "mass duplication") has been done using magic and Extra-terrestrial technology (called e.g “The Q Continuum” ) given large factories, farms, and trucks/etc. make everyone who work there miserable (and are often biological hazards). Moreover, they are underpaid.
It is also seems incredibly farfetched to believe that there are enough Cocoa Beans to accommodate for the world’s supply of chocolate and its by-products. ( It takes 90-to-120 cocoa beans to make a 100 gram bar of milk chocolate. )
⇒ The Q Continuum can duplicate or conjure energy, precious minerals, raw materials, inanimate products, foods and drinks, organisms (e.g: Life According to Valentine and Thomas Riker), or even entire galaxies.
⇒ The media keeps saying that there’ll be shortages of certain products, but they do not happen.
It is unreasonable to assume we can distribute so many food and other products across north America, Europe, Asia, the Middle East, etc. using only trucks and Boeing/etc. aeroplanes. My neighbourhood ( Ramat Aviv Gimel ) only has one-and-a-half automobile roads leading into it.
I think there has been a conspiracy of the demons inside me to try to convince me that the world outside me was getting worse, and that I was more and more isolated, friendless and unpopular. Well, game over - I won - you will lose!
There are thousands' years old hackers and below-20 ones who are huge fans of one another: "Meet Kai Blanché" .
It is possible yada` (= "to know" in Hebrew) meant "to educate / to entertain" and involves pleasure, but sometimes pain too, and was mutual, and always spawns ( possibly invisible ) baby angels. If it makes you bored or indifferent, it likely is not effective. Reference: “The case for commercial fan fiction”
I had a very short haircut for many years now and given girls have many "bad hair days" (re “The beautiful assistant” and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2k-gv6xNE ) think they may wish to follow suit: “Emma Watson Has New Short Bob Hair Cut In LA For Spring”. That page was published a day after I wrote “Beauty Products as the Stone Soup/Placebo Effect”
Per https://twitter.com/shlomif/status/1173621519274127361 "I love the film Labyrinth. it was so funky and nice and David Bowie was great and Jennifer Connelly was so touching and maybe could have taken the Oscar if there was no prejudice against her youth and the fact it was a fantasy/children film back then.". Jennifer Connelly likely was nominated and won (and it may not have been an age record).
⇒ Emma Watson may have won the Oscar for some of the Harry Potter films: “‘Bad’ Acting: Emma Watson”
⇒ Arnold Schwarzenegger likely won it as well: “‘Bad’ Acting for the win”
Terran science was an epistemological facade (Faster-than-light travel, duplication of galaxies, the Akashic_records are all possible). However it turned out to be a blessing in disguise, because many Terran scientists and engineers and developers were highly concerned about efficiency and reliability and other kinds of quality. See e.g. the variations on the James Watt’s steam engine.
⇒ Extraterrestrial technology, although advanced (but naturally not omnipotent) was incredibly wasteful. As a result, Earth became a hub for technology - both tangible and intellectual and lately digital as well.
As a child, I wanted to be good-hearted (= noble, honest, benevolent) and later on aspired to be world savior / messiah / "the greatest person in history". I guess "nice guys finish last".
It is not clear why we have to suffer from Consumerism of large electrical appliances (e.g: washing machines, dishwashers, and refrigerators) when they can be made more reliable (like those that had been in the past).
I have a very low number of Twitter followers (below 650 - https://twitter.com/shlomif ) and my reddit posts are usually not upvoted a lot ( https://www.reddit.com/user/shlomif ) . This is despite some of my older posts being a staple on Slashdot and other sites (e.g: "Mastering cat" Interview.)
People cite contemporary copyright law as a justification for censorship:
I lost contact with many online friends due to discontinues of IM services and me not receiving their email/etc replies. The devils are clouding my perception of the world using my media.
Most people I see on the streets in my neighbourhood, are clearly zombies.
We went from killing women to raping them to sexual harrassment. Some say one cannot even compliment a woman for her looks.
The other day I was talking with a friend about JK Rowling as a role model and the following day she said JKR was evil since she opposed Transgender people (which I do too).
⇒ The same thing happened with Joss Whedon's alleged “sexual harassment” claims. ( also see Buffy studies for his remarkable advancement of feminism ).
People are opposed to the fact that sexual attractiveness strongly correlates with competence:
People become non-responsive on social media:
People censor me saying "I Would Not Say Such Things If I Were You" rather than "why, thank you"
There are many one song guest performances in longer live shows. E.g:
Would they travel by plane/automobile for 10 minutes?
Moreover, "Stutz" ["סטוץ"], an Israeli dating gameshow used to match teenagers from distant towns.
⇒ I adore Sarah Michelle Gellar (SMG), but learned of her reddit IAmA only when it was too late.
"If you’re the smartest person in the world - you are in the wrong world."
"People" online are afraid of hearing contrasting views, yet are often cruel enough to block/ban/devoice contrarians. Encourage criticism.
A correspondent told me that "[a flat] 100% of the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleppo_Codex is crap." Then I gave https://biblehub.com/parallel/1_kings/20-11.htm as a counterexample, and there was no commentary for it in a site of atheist objections.
The latest obsession of 'geeks' with Japanese culture is a mirage of the fuckers done to make me feel unpopular: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xZLwtc9x4yA ; “The Case for commercial Fan-fiction.”
Likewise with the 'Asperger syndrome': https://shlomifish.org/meta/FAQ/asperger_syndrome.xhtml ; obesity ; environmental issues ; etc.
arduino is a mirage of the devils just like Angular / react.js and bitcoin and discord.gg .
Why did Monty Python and Python-Lang cross streams only on 2021? Has @EricIdle been living under a rock?
"People" are afraid to live: told me there is risk when invoking the #MeToo tag; told me I should not approach people on the street.
Electrical / Internet / water / gas / etc. wiring happens by magic.
Many classics are needlessly long and repetitive, e.g: Aleppo Codex
The canonical Tanakh (= Hebrew Bible), Plato’s Republic, Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings, Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment , Shakespeare’s Plays, etc. have likely undergone lengthening and mutation by the Orcs. However, often the originators liked the mutated versions better.
“Oh, it was definitely an instructive service. However, there was one thing which bothered both me and my late comrades: they kept lecturing to us how bad the Enemy was, and why we must fight it. I think half of our training time was wasted on such lectures. We knew the Enemy was bad, and that was the reason why we joined the Organisation in the first place!
In my opinion, it was completely unnecessary. Perhaps they thought that without those brainwashes we would have reached the conclusion that there is no rationale behind the activity against the Enemy. Most of us reached that conclusion a few months, if not less, after we joined the Organisation and we still kept fighting. So they didn’t have a reason to go to this length and just bother us.”
— https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/TheEnemy/The-Enemy-English-v7.html
Microbiology is a pseudoscience - most of its processes are unexplained.
The terrestrial food supply cannot/could-not scale so well.
we cannot reasonably distribute so many food products all over USA, Europe, Asia, Israel, etc. without magic.
I have fanfics with Emma Watson, which she can film - https://www.shlomifish.org/meta/nav-blocks/blocks/#harry_potter_sect , but she hasn't made a film in years yet everyone talk about her
Tiffany Alvord’s manager told me she wants to record original songs, but she hasn’t uploaded either them or covers.
Occam’s Razor tells me there’s a conspiracy— https://is.gd/kSLGdP
Someone on freenode told me my site is a "waste of space" even though:
Christina Grimmie’s song "Feelin' Good" views' count has been stuck below 4 million.
I also suspect that Christina Grimmie, many other fellow entertainers / creators, and the universal defence community cooperated reluctantly ( “OK, OK. Tell you what? I’ll play along.” ). Nevertheless, the introes and outroes of Grimmie’s videos, and also those of other artists I liked (e.g.: Tiffany Alvord ) contain many cuts, likely because they were lying to me.
My 9th grade literature teacher told us that philosophy / philosophising was bad!
I saw badly photoshopped people on the streets while I was walking outside.
Some technologies are too complicated for a human to understand, much less to implement: e.g: C++, CSS 3.x, ghc, Common Lisp Reference.
The local synagogue and the Ramat Aviv Mall look bigger on the inside.
Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson (also see my fanfics of her ) was born a day after Sarah Michelle Gellar (SMG)'s 13th birthday. "Emma" means "complete" in proto-Germanic, not unlike "Shlomi" [= "shalom-ful"]. "Eymah" means 'terror' in Hebrew, while "Em" means "mother". "Sarah" means "a [female] minister" or "a ruler". "Charlotte" is cognate with both "Sarah" and "Shlomi" and also means "a ruler".
So it is likely that she was conceived as a bridge between SMG and me. [Timing]
There are many battery-powered speedy self-moving vehicles [e.g: electrical "קורקינטים"] whereas it takes a very large terrestrial battery to have as many joules as a tablespoon of peanut butter.
"Hundreds of golden retrievers met in Scotland for 150th anniversary of breed" - no way can you fly so many in Boeing/etc. planes, or even drive them by automobiles.
I have a supposedly younger cousin called "Shlomi" despite our Jewries' unwillingness to name newborns after living relatives.
As a false prophet child, my template was relocated three times before he was 6, despite common wisdom that one should not relocate young children. This was probably due to the effect of The Muppet Show and other television series on the Terran hellholes and my parents' wishes to have more children.
The freenode / 'libera.chat' split is hard-to-believe.
Apple M1 is hard-to-believe:
ARM is underperformant while having low gates' count and power consumption.
yet, Apple added an x86-64 emulation, which wastes gates and power!
Boeing 747/etc. aeroplanes are so heavy that they can only fly by magic.
Same for honey bees.
I drank so little for many days, that I should have died of water deprivation.
I survived biting an Oak acorn (as a child) despite Guns, Germs, and Steel's claim that they contain poison.
The third-reich nazis could not have remained motivated to kill so many people.
A typical Gorilla is far stronger than even the strongest humans, while not exercising.
There is a high-performance chess engine, written in C under GPL/AGPL. One dev maintains an enhanced fork of it, of which he privately gives binaries, only after lengthy background checks (a grand waste of time/energy/love).
Android could not have been developed so quickly without using GNU and/or iPhone's source code.
In this hell, I have received very few PayPal/etc. donations, and few people have published critiques of my sites' pages online. This is despite many voicing them on online chats.
"People" keep reporting broken links on the webpages of my websites, while the owners of the websites to which they point are not responsive to my requests to restore them. "How the hell does one misplace an entire website?"
RIAA's youtube-dl takedown request exhibited both technical and legal competency, and complete naivity about the power of git-scm, the Internet, etc.
The amount of hatred / prejudice / ad-hominemry "people" have against the techs listed on https://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/culture/case-for-commercial-fan-fiction/indiv-nodes/guidelines_as_dogma_intro.xhtml and https://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/culture/case-for-commercial-fan-fiction/indiv-nodes/geeks_and_hackers_are_cool.xhtml and https://www.shlomifish.org/meta/FAQ/ is immense.
Hollywood’s mandated screenplay format - finicky and boring. Would never have been tolerated by screenwriters, who were/are geeky and hackery.
"People" with whom I chat online find poor excuses not to peruse my recommendations:
"I'm now focusing on Ancient Greek philosophy"
"There's still a lot I don't know about Ruby-on-Rails" [as if one can learn it all!]
I suspect the reason that Christina Grimmie’s introes/outroes had so many videos' interruptions is that they were lying to me: Reference: [my] Christina Grimmie fan page . Occam's Razor tells me there *is* a conspiracy.
E-mail / blogs / etc. spam should have been stopped by karma (= "what goes around, comes around"). https://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/culture/case-for-commercial-fan-fiction/#all_people_are_good
In the Russia-Ukraine war, the Russians are stupid enough to keep using tanks.
Alexandre Dumas pere had 40 affairs.
Arnold Schwarzenegger reportedly started his acting career when in his 40s. Ageism aside, the real reason was his template’s secret history as one of The Three [Head] Muppeteers.
Taylor Swift - "Red" - I match her description, and as of 2023-11-13 my sex-life has amounted to one, brief, kiss .
It is likely that the Egyptian pyramids and the Mesoamerican pyramids were constructed using magic.
Many people to whom I wrote, have not replied to my messages, or requests.
This is despite “Sarah Michelle Gellar’ quotation about giving back money and time”
Videos are removed, blocked, or otherwise censored from my YouTube based on apparent whim. ( Reference . )
I suspect Sheldon Cooper, whose first name is cognate with mine (= “Shlomi”), was in part an exaggerated parody of me at the time. Like him, I tried to reconcile my contemporary ideology with terrestrial science and "consumerist" culture. That was evident from my contemporary writings, e.g.:
Having read Sheldon’s wikipedia page , it seems he resembles me in many ways. Seems like he was conceived as a parody of me.
Obstacles and Delays:
Pro/anti-Israel; Pro/anti-"Zionism" - https://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/politics/define-zionism/ / https://www.shlomifish.org/meta/FAQ/zionist.xhtml
"Israel is a Nazi Country"
"Zionism = Racism"
"Tel Aviv is a rock in the desert"
Licence Proliferation and incompatiblity: “FOSS Licences Wars“ ; “Which open source licence should I use?” .
"your writings are 'too smart'"
"Act naturally"
"XHTML is deprecated"
"People are stupid"
"No self-promotion" - treated as a moral absolute
Hollywood’s mandated screenplay format - finicky and boring.
"Geeks are shy and anti-social"
My 9th grade literature teacher said Philosophy is bad (she must have studied Philosophy for her B.A.)
Labelled as "self-centred"
Labelled as "passive-aggressive"
Labelled as asperger
Labelled as a "spammer" ( reference #1 ; reference #2 )
Accused of "trolling" when I was being frank.
Accused of being narcissistic.
Whatever generalisation I make, there will be someone on IRC/facebook-chat who will claim an exception.
[Timing] There may have been hopes to get SMG to terminate me before me hitting puberty on 5 May 1990 [= my 13th birthday].
The Selinaverse Vision
The Selinaverse is a starting point for the multiverse as I (= Shlomi Fish ) want it to be, not as what I was told it must be. Namely:
There is no shortage of electrical/etc. energy, raw materials, tangible products.
One can be as fat or as thin as they wish while eating as much as they want.
One can look as young or as old as they want: https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Star-Trek/We-the-Living-Dead/indiv-nodes/meet-Q-Gadol.xhtml
There is a shortage of sentient beings' "love" and "knowledge" - education and entertainment and conception of new values (whether tangible or spiritual). Akin to the Biblical verb to know.
Organisms can and will live indefinitely - soul, mind and body.
Even "poor"er people have homes, and enough to eat.
They often eventually relocate to a different planet or a different universe (not unlike Sliders)
One can open a portal to a different location on Earth or the multiverse.
Most menial / drudgerous works are done by advanced technology / magic.
Geeky Hackers are the attractive, competent, cool kids. Even non-perfect-looking men and women can be alphas.
Earth has no environmental problems.
There is no ethical problem with eating meat, dairy, eggs, honey, etc. because they are duplicated using Q Continuum technology.
There is no risk of a nuclear winter
Copyright, Patents, and trademarks cannot be used for censoring works.
Goods are evaluated and sold based on brand, marketing, and development time.
Commercial Real Person Fan Fiction (RPFs), crossovers and parodies are common, tolerated, and encouraged.
Film Studios review screenplays in better formats and are communicative.
Nevertheless, there are many franchises which are more "original", e.g "The Enemy" or "HHFG".
Copyrights/etc. are often used for auctioning making a work PD/permissive.
It is considered fair to channel parts of the profits of derivatives upstream.
A person can repair his body, mind or spirit without a lot of effort.
"Now I know kung-fu" is not farfetched in the Selinaverse. However, to properly gain a skill, one is expected to invest some learning / practicing effort (which should still be enjoyable).
I am willing to give explicit public access to the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashic_records of me up to now: "Thu 27 Apr 07:23:52 IDT 2023". My "nudes" and stupid/wrong/dirty thoughts and actions are a small price to pay for the good ones materialising.
Strong AIs are already possible, but there is still some case for robotic/predictable AIs (e.g: game solvers/players; Proof_assistants; etc.)
There are no calamities of nature: no extreme colds or extreme heats, no killer bees, no over-population, no world hunger, no unnecessary extinctions of species, no diseases, epidemics or pandemics.
Companies, NPOs, individuals, franchises, idea systems, etc. are paid by the development time and brands given duplication and distribution are costless. One can "pirate" such goods or create bootleg products, but it is considered noble to transfer profits upstream, downstream or sideways.
People’s minds emitting thoughts of "gods" (= "guideline-generators") with the Ego as an arbitter is a happy and virtuous state of being: https://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/psychology/crossover-hypothesis-about-the-origin-of-consciousness/
There are mind-reading text-editors, graphics-editors, etc.
Menopause does not happen.
Possibly even single men and women can conceive children or pets by filling a web form.
These children will be independent and may adopt new parents or switch to them.
Instant messaging services are neither fragmented nor proprietary ( http://shlomifishswiki.branchable.com/How_Alternatives_Proliferate/ )
Some pets (cats, dogs, hamsters, etc.) are superintelligent, sentient, and can talk.
George the Cat tried a human body a few times, and preferred being cat-like. Q2 prefers having a humanoid body.
Most organisations and governments are profitable.
the passwords for the bank accounts of most rich companies and individuals, are easily obtainable. They assume even "thiefs" are noble enough
money still has value because you cannot buy 20% of the profits of the Selinaverse’s Disney World, for the price of a small soft drink bottle.
I’d be happy living in "The Terrestrial Bubble" for now, where people don’t run into "supernatural" activity often and when they do, they think it may be a trick.
⇒ There is a genuine demand for jedi knights. Jedi training can be completed in under a year, and everybody can dress up as a jedi, do patrols, and/or spark attention (pick up MOTAS/etc.). Jedis/etc. do a commendable job handling people who are possessed or obsessed, making people happy, as a line of defence, etc.
History of the Selinaverse (OUT-OF-DATE!)
The terrans were given several gifts of a blessing and a curse. Being hackers ( https://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/culture/case-for-commercial-fan-fiction/ ) they often took the curse to their advantage:
body
mind: hearing voices of leaders
living forever (= 'jehovah')
knowledge: to know
soul/ego: arbitter between the voices/thoughts
memory banks
humour: challenging truisms/falsisms
free will: the ability to decide to decide to do something else.
The devils held Planet Earth in a mind hell. Humans had egoes but were "false prophets" and listened to the devils’ mutations of the utterances of the gods/leaders and perceived reality differently in their mediums.
Nevertheless, many false prophets ascended, relinquished all their fears, and became fearless immortal "true prophets". That caused the psycho-geographical region to stop being a hellhole (possibly without its Capital at first).
The Land_of_Israel was particularly problematic because it was segmented into many territories.
The Terran Terminators:
Anyway, the devils did not give up easily, and offerred the sentient men and women who just reached enlightenment a deal: they can opt to spend the summer enlightened and together having fun and using their magical powers. At its end, they can opt to reset their memory banks almost completely and become false prophets again, or continue as enlightened true prophets.
Several newly-ascended true prophets opted out, from various reasons.
The remaining spent the summer there creating many crossover memes, stories, and franchises, or otherwise enjoying magic, life, love/etc.. However, when they met to decide, they realised they were nonetheless still petty / jealous / cruel / "unfaithful" / immature / etc. Some had years, or decades (or more?) of history they wanted to get rid of. So many of them decided to continue as terminators, possibly by peer pressure.
The youngest was the circa 1977-born Selina Mandrake.
Becoming terminators was advantageous because the devils-and-Orcs promised they would reveal TheOneTruth™ and TheCodex™ of TheGame™ of Fantastecha™ to the last one standing, but more importantly, all terminators will harbour many new franchises, plots and meme values.
In my case, it was under the guise of kids mocking my English. For most others, it was a concussion from a fall. Thing is: my first name means "Shalom-ful" in Hebrew. The devils promised that my body will remain complete and whole.
These people, the last of the false prophets, became known as The Terran Terminators. After relinquishing their fears, they have ascended so to speak (see https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Ascension ). Do note that this ascension was in a way a "descension" or "surrendering" to a superior "vampire".
One of the first to ascend was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Other notable Terran terminators may have included:
Sarah Michelle Gellar (SMG) - "Summerschool at the NSA" starring her may have been a thing.
Summer Glau - my "Summerschool at the NSA" film likely earned her the Oscar and may have been an inadversarial reboot.
Likely Melissa Joan Hart (MJH) (who ascended before CEIA and as a result was the "beta" female during the Web 1.0 period when SMG was "queen of the Web")
Likely JKRowling
Likely Paris Hilton
Likely Kim Kardashian
I was convinced I was good , noble, well-intentioned and benevolent. I refused to permanently consider the opposite! Even if it meant the whole media of mine and "mainstream science" were wrong.
"A vampire can only be slain by another vampire, except for the last standing vampire who will be slain by the child of his two favourite children." — The-Codex™ of the Selineverse.
More about Selina Mandrake:
Selina now found herself a multiverse heroine, part of the NSA’s payroll, and still wishing to lead a life as a human being, esp. one who was 5y.o. and female. Naturally she had many hackers helpers, admirers, emulators, parodiers, remixers, critics, etc.
One note was that Selina blew some dandelions at a summer camp and was nicknamed "Puffy". She later shared an observation that the human mind had a limited immediate capacity of memory ( see https://shlomifish.livejournal.com/1991.html ), which combined with the computing concept of "a buffer" nicknamed her "Buffy".
( My "Selina Mandrake - The Slayer (Buffy Parody)" where the titular protagonist turns 18 in early 2012, can be thought of as an inadversarial reboot/remake. )
She, Samantha Smith, and Joss_Whedon became good friends, and colleagues.
Success in the Selinaverse; Living in a hell
I suspect I lived in a hell spawned by theGamers™, and that in the Selinaverse, I was highly successful, rich, revered, famous and admired. I was a successful author, one of the film industry’s biggest screenwriters, a world famous "blogger" (= Internet / social media content creator), and a remarkable entertainer / educator / amateur philosopher.
Aside from being "The-Messiah", I was:
Most people’s favourite candidate for being The Terminal Terran Terminator (with the runner up likely being Kim Kardashian, who was The-Alpha-Female for a large part of the years between 2013-2021). See the definition of "Terran Terminators".
A blogger whose blogging and thoughts have caused many other terminators to ascend.
Together with two companions, we formed a trio:
Rindolf the dwarven warrior from The Unforgettable Realms.
“We also joked that Rindolf the Dwarf plays Shlomi Fish in an Advanced 21st-Century Earth Adventures campaign.” - It is real and I’m okay with it: The Unforgettable Realms!
( Tweet. )
Emma Watson, the award-winning and acclaimed actress / model / creator. She is known for portraying Hermione in the Harry Potter films, for portraying Selina in "Selina Mandrake", and for other roles.
Each of the three of us has been playing or guiding the other two, and themselves and others, using various online and offline mediums. Self-reference, circular logic, circular feedback, etc. are common in Fantastecha™, and are part of what makes sentience and humour work:
Note that Emma Watson took over the project management / "watching" role of Rindolfism from MJH
"open":
The "open" value implies "openness" / "openmindedness": Reference
Begone Fear
The twelve attributes of the Yisra'elim:
Time
Life, love
Soul, mind, body
Brave, happy, competent, playful, complete, free!
In the names of Rindolf, Shlomi Fish, and Emma Watson: Begone from my mind, cowardly fear!
Forever, you will live and love, soul, mind, and body, competent, open, free, united!
The ten attributes of the Yisra’elim:
Forever, you will live and love, soul, mind, and body, competent, open, complete, united!
לנצח, תחיה ותדע, נשמה, נפש, וגוף, כשיר, פתוח, שלומי, מאוחד!
Forever, you will live and love, soul, mind, and heart, competent, open, free, united!
Everyone’s NeverEnding story is going to be about love and life choice, mind, and heart freedom, completeness, and companionship, in Fantasia, the multiverse of imagination.
Life is just a game, which you cannot lose. Play to win, but don’t take it too seriously.
@TheRealGrimmie has a mind for music, and a mouth for singing. @shlomif has a mind for bullshit, and a mouth for singing off-key.
— Upcoming Shlomi Fish facts
Physically dying is against The Rules of The-Game™. Constantly winning is against The Rules of The-Game™.
I suspect the soul/"ego" of guys and girls (and non-humans) born north of 1982 is biologically no different than those of the summer of 1982 Neo-Tech conspirators. They too can get easily hurt, be conceit, take life too seriously, have prejudice, possess irrational fear, waste time, be misled, etc. "The Schwartz is in you"
I knew what I was getting into back then, and I owe Emma Watson / MJH / Rindolf the Dwarf and my other guardian angels, several dinners on my expense, hand shakes and hugs (and possibly some mutually-initiated kisses if they are female).
The NeverEnding Role-Playing Games of Life, Love, and Free Choice:
Making Love:
According to The Codex, which defines the rules of The Game:
A hacker may only make love to his child, his sibling, or his parent.
( Yes, I know - gross. )
Luckily, The Codex defines them as "a mentor", "a protege" and "a companion". And raping can be done in your heart and "making love"/"rape" is any pleasurable activity.
I originally wrote:
Despite its holiness, TheCodex™ of TheGame™ of Fantastecha™ is a badly written, and often parodied, piece of legalese (possibly on purpose).
I think TheCodex™ of TheGame™ of Fantastecha™ allows gay/Lesbian "sex", but I wouldn’t make it a habit if I were you. But… whatever floats your boat, buddy.
The story of King Solomon-son-of-David (the Biblical one):
After Syria (minus Damascus itself) in the levant ascended to being a true prophets zone (by Mosheh / Aharon / Jehovah slaying Nimrod ?), The-Curse splintered the modern day State of Israel into 1,000 parts, and .uk into many shires and Scottish clans and promised they won’t do it again. Note that pre-Levantine was modern Hebrew (which was spoken by the Englishtants over 6 milliard years ago) and Modern English is also a product of TheGame™ of Fantastecha™.
Anyway, the tribe of Yehudah (except their Capital, Jerusalem) ascended when David "slew" Goliath by almost hitting him with a sling ("I missed on purpose; I can kill you now") and telling him the Judeans and Philistines should become friends.
By the time of Samantha_Smith (and Selina Mandrake?) only parts of Gush Dan, which did not include "northern Tel Aviv" north of the Yarkon River remained as hell holes in the State of Israel. I was born there, possibly to two false prophets-at-the-time parents. I am fairly certain Ovadia Yosef (who may be much older than he looks and dresses in an extravagant but memorable alphet, not unlike Darth Vader) christened all the terran terminators as "pure Jews".
Despite my youth (I am 1977-born, so am 44) I likely amassed many titles. But to quote a recent Fic of mine
Yoda: the third sith is I. Created the legend of the Sith 2,000 years ago have I. Tweeted about it now too have I.
[ Tweet by @Yoda: “The third sith is I. Created the legend of the Sith 2,000 years ago have I. "Master Darth Yoda" call me you can. Or just plain "Yoda"." ]
Anakin: way cool! But shouldn’t Darth Yoda be the first Sith then?
Yoda: Matters not Sith number, as much as short-term quarterly gains.
( The joke builds upon a quote from a DS9 episode. )
Jokes aside, I appreciate the titles, but prefer to be called "Shlomi", "Mr. Fish", or "Rindolf": https://www.shlomifish.org/meta/FAQ/#refer_or_address .
I also am generous with donating both money and time .
The Jewish People:
Given the prestige of the Jews, many false prophet Europeans / mideasterns / North africans / etc. converted to Judaism, and were welcome by the true prophet jews since they were highly competent. As an anecdote, during the dark ages and middle ages, the entire Ferengi race, who were true prophets, converted to Judaism (properly) by decree of the Grand Nagus out of empathy from "the pogroms".
Note that Judaism was not the only peopleship, idea-system, franchise, or religion to have used that strategy. Also see pluralism and Universalism (thanks to Emma Watson for the referral.)
Note about recording my thoughts
I hope Rindolf / Emma Watson / MJH / NSA / Unit 8,200 / The Q Continuum / The Mossad / etc. have been recording my thoughts. While there is a lot of junk there (as well as a lot of "embarrasing"/"dirty" thoughts) they have a lot of potential for crossover / etc. franchises, ideasystems, and ideas.
( P.S.: the Selinaverse’s Mossad can officially neither confirm nor deny having a cabal leadership headed by Fluttershy, the animated Pegasus pony from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic .)
Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!
יהוה, יהוה, יהוה, יהוה!
Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!
יהוה, יהוה, יהוה, יהוה!
Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!
Bitcoin is permanently crashing! Bitcoin is permanently crashing! Bitcoin is permanently crashing! Bitcoin is permanently crashing!
ביטקוין צונח לצמיתות! ביטקוין צונח לצמיתות! ביטקוין צונח לצמיתות! ביטקוין צונח לצמיתות!
Bitcoin is permanently crashing! Bitcoin is permanently crashing! Bitcoin is permanently crashing! Bitcoin is permanently crashing!
ביטקוין צונח לצמיתות! ביטקוין צונח לצמיתות! ביטקוין צונח לצמיתות! ביטקוין צונח לצמיתות!
Bitcoin is permanently crashing! Bitcoin is permanently crashing! Bitcoin is permanently crashing! Bitcoin is permanently crashing!
ביטקוין נופל! ביטקוין נופל! ביטקוין נופל! ביטקוין נופל!
Bitcoin is crashing! Bitcoin is crashing! Bitcoin is crashing! Bitcoin is crashing!
ביטקוין נופל! ביטקוין נופל! ביטקוין נופל! ביטקוין נופל!
Bitcoin is crashing! Bitcoin is crashing! Bitcoin is crashing! Bitcoin is crashing!
ביטקוין נופל! ביטקוין נופל! ביטקוין נופל! ביטקוין נופל!
How Freenode Should Improve?
freenode has a relatively small number of users. Many are anti-geek / anti-hackers ( see a definition of "geeks" and "hacking" ) who have unhappy jobs, paranoid about "privacy", are bound by many "rules", and produce little of true value. Where are the truly great, competent, and sexy, creators?
Maybe Taylor Swift would be too much to ask. (but I still can hope) But lwall / "TimToady" left, and before that was only active on #perl6/#raku which is a cursed Second system effect project. esr seems like a shadow of his former self.
Freenode’s "channel independence" is a "Rosh qatan" / "I just work here" copout. When Cain said "am I my brother’s keeper?" (after freaking killing him out of jealousy!) he meant that he’d let the whole world go to hell rather than care! Morover, such careless attitude tends to result in more and more complaints in the long run.
Having been banned from:
##programming due to "self-promotion" despite maintaining the FAQ
##reddit for "self-promotion" despite sustaining 11:11 for several years
#Philosophy for an unspecified reason
#reddit-judaism for "flirting" despite being a Jew by blood, and an Israeli resident and citizen.
##English for "self-promotion"
שלום, קוראים לי שלומי פיש. הייתי יכול להרוג את עצמי מזמן אבל לא עשיתי זאת. עליי להחשיב את עצמי כאדם שחיסל את עצמו ועכשיו וחופשי.
Hello, I am Shlomi Fish. I could have killed myself a long time ago. I should consider myself a terminated man. And a free one.
Welcome-to-the-Grimmieverse:
The Terran Terminators have admitted inferiority to one another and the last one standing admitted defeat to their philosophical brainchildren: the YouTube cover/etc. scene and especially Kurt Hugo Schneider and Christina Grimmie (Taytay is great too, but she is/was a terminator.)
Post-ascension Plan
Shlomi Fish is given enough physical strength/etc. points for his health to be restored.
End-session for @shlomif as a false-prophet: "Consider yourself slain and reborn" -
Hospitality - offering the guests food and drinks.
Emma Watson, my watcher, will give me:
A pouch bag.
A smartphone.
My credit cards.
My magic wand.
A 7-piece RPG dice set: translucent, green-yellow, with a red font.
A copy of my apartment's key.
Eat a decent meal, and shower (?).
Lost-and-found digitalisable works.
Meet Tiffany Alvord, and give her the black-with-green-and-yellow-twirls RPG dice set. ( Photo #1 . )
Being updated about the state of the universe.
Christina Grimmie's chocolate hearts - give one; sell one.
Handing over the ten ( = 1 + 3 × 3 ) d10 dice in my drawer:
Distant past: Q.
Recent past: Joss Whedon, Selina Mandrake, and Samantha Smith.
Present: Rindolf, Emma Watson, and Melissa Joan Hart (MJH)
Future: Christina Grimmie, Fluttershy (from My Little Pony), and Discord (from My Little Pony)
Write or merge the pull-request for The 10th Muse: “Reenancting the Trojan War” screenplay.
Watch some films based on my screenplays on youtube.
Meet Queen Elizabeth II of England + King Charles wrt the palace guards / etc.
Meet Benjamin Netanyahu, Bar Refaeli, and Esti Ginzburg about passing the baton.
Meet The Rav Ovadia Yosef.
Meet Jim Henson. In part to receive a hand puppet of Rindolf the Evil Reindeer.
Meet popes Pope John Paul II and Pope Benedict XVI and Pope Francis.
Meet the Dutch heir apparent.
Meet Summer Glau asking her if she received the brown 1d10 die.
Meet Taylor Swift, and our genetic daughter, Rebecca "Becky" Jadzia [lastname].
Meet my ex-slayer template, Shlomi David.
Meet the vger.kernel.org email admins about getting my bans lifted, while possibly being put on moderation. ( Reference #1; Reference #2 . )
Possibly Dani Cimorelli and Christina Cimorelli and MomCimorelli too - wrt fc-solve.
Prospects of a job as a screenplay reader / reviewer / enhancer / writer + parttime coder. Possible employers: the MPAA, Disney, Hasbro, Warner Bros, etc.
Go to Olamot Con ("worlds' con").
License:
CC-by, Shlomi Fish, 2021